STORY TIME!

[16:49] #Electrolyte: so once there was this guy
[16:49] #Electrolyte: he and his wife were upper middle class
[16:49] #Electrolyte: but the kind of people that pretend they got lots of stuff when they don't
[16:49] #Electrolyte: so they went on a cruise
[16:49] #Electrolyte: and on the cruise there was this raffle thing
[16:50] #Electrolyte: basically, riders would place bets
[16:50] #Electrolyte: on how much the ship would travel each day
[16:50] #Electrolyte: and the winner would win some kind of fancy car
[16:50] #Electrolyte: idk what you kids are into these days
[16:50] #Electrolyte: just imagine ur favorite car
[16:50] #Electrolyte: make a close guess and you win it
[16:50] #Electrolyte: so this raffle was p big
[16:50] #Electrolyte: it was p big
[16:51] #Electrolyte: so the guy goes and does it
[16:51] #Electrolyte: and he places his bet
[16:51] #Electrolyte: and then he waits
[16:51] #Electrolyte: ff to scene with him and his wife
[16:51] #Electrolyte: on othe bed
[16:51] #Electrolyte: doing the sexy sexy
[16:51] #Electrolyte: his wife goes "ur gonna win dat shit right"
[16:51] #Electrolyte: "my corvette got stain"
[16:51] #Electrolyte: "I want a new car and u better win it"
[16:51] #Electrolyte: and the husband goes
[16:51] #Electrolyte: "k my dear"
[16:52] #Electrolyte: and the husband says
[16:52] #Electrolyte: "do not worry I will win"
[16:52] #Electrolyte: and the wife says
[16:52] #Electrolyte: "no hax pls"
[16:52] #Electrolyte: jk the wife doesn't say that
[16:52] #Electrolyte: but
[16:52] #Electrolyte: ff to the afternoon
[16:52] #Electrolyte: guy looks at the chart
[16:52] #Electrolyte: OMg!!!
[16:53] #Electrolyte: the cruise ship was about to pass his bet!!!!
[16:53] #Electrolyte: and it's not even the end of the day yet!!!!11
[16:53] #Electrolyte: what is a man gonna do
[16:53] #Electrolyte: so
[16:53] #Electrolyte: what is a man gonna do?
[16:53] #Electrolyte: well lemme tell ya
[16:53] #Electrolyte: he is hell bent on getting that car
[16:53] #Electrolyte: tbh it wasn't even that great of a car
[16:53] #Electrolyte: but he want it
[16:53] #Electrolyte: he thirsty, that hwy
[16:53] #Electrolyte: and so
[16:53] #Electrolyte: he goes on deck
[16:53] #Electrolyte: what is in his head?
[16:54] #Electrolyte: sex
[16:54] #Electrolyte: women
[16:54] #Electrolyte: BESIDES THTAT
[16:54] #Electrolyte: uh
[16:54] #Electrolyte: oh!
[16:54] #Electrolyte: he's gonna stall the boat
[16:54] #Electrolyte: how?
[16:54] #Electrolyte: ok so this is his plan
[16:54] #Electrolyte: he gonna jump off the ship
[16:54] #Electrolyte: then they gonna waste time
[16:54] #Electrolyte: rescueing him
[16:54] #Electrolyte: and that will lag the boat
[16:54] #Electrolyte: just enough so he can win the praize
[16:54] #Electrolyte: with no hax at all
[16:54] #Electrolyte: so, before jumping
[16:54] #Electrolyte: he checks n sees if people see him
[16:54] #Electrolyte: so when he jumps they can help
[16:54] #Electrolyte: and there is this one lady
[16:55] #Electrolyte: she is all by herself
[16:55] #Electrolyte: oor lady
[16:55] #Electrolyte: but it's ok
[16:55] #Electrolyte: she seemed to be looking at him
[16:55] #Electrolyte: so his plan is ready for fruition
[16:55] #Electrolyte: ok
[16:55] #Electrolyte: time to roll
[16:55] #Electrolyte: he jumps off the boat
[16:55] #Electrolyte: splash!
[16:55] #Electrolyte: wow the water is actually p warn
[16:55] #Electrolyte: titanic, you lying piece of shit
---I interrupt---
[16:56] Roxer123: (Private to @Electrolyte) IT WAS AT NIGHT U ST00PID NIG
[16:56] Roxer123: (Private to @Electrolyte) THATS WHY IT WAS COLD
[16:56] @Electrolyte: (Private to Roxer123) I FUCKING SAID
[16:56] @Electrolyte: (Private to Roxer123) oh
[16:56] @Electrolyte: (Private to Roxer123) shush you
---back to story---
[16:56] #Electrolyte: anyway
[16:56] #Electrolyte: ff back to the deck
[16:56] #Electrolyte: w/ the woman
[16:56] #Electrolyte: she still looks the same
[16:56] #Electrolyte: is she retarded?
[16:56] #Electrolyte: why isn't she helping him?
[16:56] #Electrolyte: wtf
[16:56] #Electrolyte: perhaps she placed a bet
[16:56] #Electrolyte: and knew his plan!!!!!!
[16:56] #Electrolyte: omg murderess
[16:56] #Electrolyte: but
[16:57] #Electrolyte: before you finish scheming
[16:57] #Electrolyte: some one else comes onto the deck
[16:57] #Electrolyte: whodis bitch
[16:57] #Electrolyte: ??????????????????????????????/
[16:57] #Electrolyte: "hello mrs. woman"
[16:57] #Electrolyte: she says
[16:57] #Electrolyte: wow. very fance
[16:57] #Electrolyte: "I am here to take you back to your room"
[16:57] #Electrolyte: "thanks mrs. servant."
[16:57] #Electrolyte: is the reply
[16:57] #Electrolyte: damn these high class people
[16:58] #Electrolyte: "I would not be able to do anything without you"
[16:58] #Electrolyte: "I am getting old, and I can no longer see"
[16:58] #Electrolyte: "thank you for helping me :)"
[16:58] #Electrolyte: ---
[16:58] #Electrolyte: THE END