Monika is autistic for Sonic DX: Director's Cut

Sayori wanting you to join a club!
Sayori taking you over to the Literature Club!
Sayori introducing Natsuki and Yuri!
Noticing a fourth girl sitting in the corner!
She looks kinda off, but still pretty cute!
Yuri letting you know that’s Monika, the club president!
Natsuki quietly mentioning she has severe autism!
Wondering how she’s the club president!
They let you know it’s more of a figurehead position to make her feel like an active member of the club!
The girls begging you to join to help out!
Going against your better judgement and saying yes!
Going over and introducing yourself to Monika!
Attempting to have a conversation with Monika!
She awkwardly and sheepishly responds, keeping it as brief and quiet as possible!
Going nowhere with the conversation!
Noticing the ungodly amount of Sonic the Hedgehog accessories adorning her uniform!
Her hair bow even has a Sonic pattern on it!
Deciding to find common ground!
Mentioning your dad has a Sega Dreamcast and you used to watch him play Sonic Adventure 2 when you were younger!
Instantly having her undivided attention at the mere mention of Sonic!
”You… you like Sonic too?”
You’re honestly kind of lukewarm about Sonic, as you aren’t that into his games, nor have you personally seen much Sonic past the one where you play as three characters at once but you say yes, hoping it’ll get a conversation going!
Instantly regretting that decision!
Monika suddenly being unable to shut up!
Monika going on and on about Sonic!
Not having a clue what she’s talking about!
Having no idea what a “Zavok” is!
Never hearing of a Sonic Mania, but it’s apparently God’s gift to humanity!
Not knowing why she keeps mentioning this Roger Craig Smith person!
 Wondering why she keeps mentioning Shadow when you’re pretty sure you remember seeing him die at the end of SA2!
Being literally unable to get a word in edge-wise!
The other three girls try to intervene and get some club activities going!
It’s no use!
Accomplishing nothing in the club that day!
Going home for the day!
Immensely regretting your decision to join!
Sayori profusely apologizing, begging you to not leave and that she’s usually not like this!
Deciding to stick it out despite all reason telling you no!
Sayori promises things should be “back to normal” tomorrow!
Tomorrow is anything but!
Monika is wearing even more Sonic stuff!
She’s even wearing a Sonic hat in place of her bow!
Natsuki holding back laughter upon seeing her hat!
Monika sitting right next to you!
Monika lacking any and all sense of personal space!
The Sonic conversation continues!
Being bombarded with her Sonic knowledge!
Being given a wealth of Sonic-themed knowledge that you honestly could’ve lived without!
Knowing more about an anthropomorphic cartoon hedgehog than any reasonable person should!
Monika is absolutely enthralled with you!
This being really taxing on you!
Being about to tell her you want this to stop!
“S-some…something buggin’ you, Anon?”
Oh, God damn it!
She has autism so doing so could have potentially disastrous results!
Lying through your teeth and saying it’s nothing!
Having to sit there and take it!
This continues for weeks!
The other club members only being able to do literature-oriented activities if they can somehow relate it to Sonic!
Sayori apologizing to you nearly every day now!
Monika going out of here way to greet you every day!
“Hey Anon! Long time no see!”
But you just saw Monika yesterday, and the day before that!
Monika following you and Sayori home some days!
Telling Monika to stop following you home because it’s creepy!
Monika seemingly to never run out of topics to discuss!
Monika moving on from Sonic trivia to her own Sonic opinions!
Noticing she has taken to bringing up her belief that Sonic and Amy Rose should be together!
She starts to bring it up regularly now!
Monika saying that you have a lot of similarities to Sonic!
Noticing that Monika has started calling you Sonic!
Noticing Monika has gotten much more comfortable with you!
More “intimate” with you!
Monika even wearing a full Amy Rose outfit one day, somehow avoiding getting in trouble for breaking the school’s dress code!
Natsuki visibly red from holding back laughter at this display!
Meanwhile you’ve gone blue from all these implications!
Hoping for a way out!
Seeing the other three girls discussing something out of earshot one day!
Suddenly they come over to you two!
Oh, thank God!
Natsuki shouts to get Monika’s attention off of you!
Yuri mentions that Monika is the club president and that they should be doing some literature-themed activities!
Yuri suggesting writing short stories!
Monika, clearly annoyed that she’s been pulled away from her chat with you, thinks for a moment!
Monika suddenly giving the suggestion an OK!
Monika “assigns” the club to write a short story for next time!
Another day at the club completely wasted!
But hopefully Monika will direct her “enthusiasm” to the writing and not you!
Showing up the next day, story in hand!
You see your fellow club members, visibly distraught!
You noticing that she has several Sonic plush toys with her alongside a whole stack of paper, filled with words!
Monika declares that the club we be doing a live reading of her 800+ page Sonic fanfiction, using the plushes as puppets!
Monika completely disregarding the fact that you’ve all written short stories!
“Okay, everyone! Let’s do it to it!”
Natsuki visibly cringing as Monika screams that phrase!
Monika giving each member a role!
Natsuki is given Eggman, Yuri is given Knuckles and Sayori is given Tails!
Monika specifically drawing attention to the fact that she’s given you Sonic and herself Amy!
Not being on board with the direction this is most likely heading in!
Mentally asking yourself why God has forsaken you!
Reading Monika’s fanfiction!
Monika making everyone read their lines in the character’s voices!
“No way! I can’t believe this!”
“Yeah! Just like that, Natsuki!”
“But that’s not—ugh!”
Natsuki giving Monika the evil eye whenever she’s not looking!
Natsuki’s anger ironically making her perform better as Eggman!
Yuri distinctly struggling with being Knuckles!
Sayori filling her role surprisingly well!
She has a bit of an edge over the other two probably because she’d occasionally be over watching your dad play SA2 alongside you!
Sayori being oddly skilled at “puppeteering” Tails!
“Wait for me, Sonic! Ehehe~!”
Sayori admitting she’s having a surprising amount of fun!
Sayori’s genuine joy for this making this experience less painful!
You even start to get into your role too, shockingly!
Monika being visibly unhappy with how well you and Sayori work off of each other!
Monika now giving Sayori the evil eye when she’s not looking!
Pulling the window curtain aside to get a time-check!
Oh my god the sun’s gone down!
School staff coming by and noticing the five you playing with stuffed toys and reading from a big pile of paper!
School staff forcing you to continue “whatever it is you’re doing” outside the building!
Being escorted out of the building!
You, Natsuki and Yuri feeling extremely embarrassed for being seen by grown adults doing this shit!
Meanwhile Sayori is only kind of embarrassed (which honestly doesn’t surprise you) and Monika is absolutely oblivious to it all, surprising no one!
Having to take this nonsense elsewhere!
“Monika, perhaps we should continue this… uh… “reading” at the next mee—”
Monika immediately shooting Yuri down!
“Nonsense! We’ll continue at Soni—I mean Anon’s house!”
Wait, what?
Trying to object, but she’s already taken off in the general direction of your house!
Monika screaming excitedly as she mimics Sonic’s signature run!
“Aw, Yeah! This is happenin’~!”
Remembering that your parents are out tonight, meaning there’s nothing stopping Monika from entering your house!
Realizing that she’s going to have unrestricted access to all of your belongings!
oh no
Sarcastically asking the Sonic plush you’re still holding to lend you his power!
Sprinting after Monika!
The other girls running after you!
Getting to your house and swinging the door open!
Monika somehow having set up a new reading area in your living room in an immensely short amount of time!
Aah! She’s not going to get away with this!
Going to check if she’s been in your room and stolen anything!
Or even worse, “violated” anything!
Monika stopping you, forcing you to sit at the reading area as the other girls trickle in and do the same!
Telling the Sonic plush that you’re blaming him for all this!
Getting back into reading this monstrosity!
But Monika seems a bit different!
Monika forcing herself in between you and Sayori!
Monika getting more touchy-feely with you!
Monika getting more and more “excited” as you get closer to the end!
Monika giving you more and more sensual glances as the pile of pages left dwindles!
You’re at the home stretch!
Only a few more pages left!
Beginning to read the last few pa—wait what the fuck?
What the actual fuck!
You, Sayori, Yuri and Natsuki suddenly realizing what’s going on!
Realizing Monika’s fanfiction is erotic fanfiction!
10-ish pages of Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose fucking like the animals they are!
All of you becoming extremely uncomfortable!
All of you except Monika!
Monika is loving it!
She’s visibly shuddering, her cheeks burning red, staring at you with bedroom eyes!
Natsuki getting fed up with this bullshit!
“No. No! I’ve put up with this shit this far, but were crossing some fucking lines here! Monika, we’re not doing this! We’re not reading your fucking porn! Look at how uncomfortable you’re making Anon!”
Monika sticking to her guns!
“What are you talking about? Sonic is clearly okay with this, aren’t you, Sonic sweetie~?”
Natsuki isn’t having any of this crap now!
“Monika, you’re living in goddamn fantasy world! You’re unironically calling him Sonic! Just… just stop.”
Yuri also visibly disturbed, saying that this is too much!
Even Sayori saying this is all a bit excessive!
Taking their side against Monika!
Monika becoming very agitated!
Tears flowing from Monika’s eyes!
“F-fine! If… if this is how it’s going to be…!”
Monika storming out in an autistic rage!
Feeling bad about the whole situation, despite everything!
Feeling like something bad is going to happen!
Natsuki telling you not to worry about it!
Sayori gathering the abandoned plushes and the fanfiction to return to Monika tomorrow!
Everyone going home for the night!
Finally getting to check your room for damages!
Being relieved that against all odds, Monika didn’t touch any of your stuff!
But still feeling uneasy!
Deciding that sleep will probably help make the bad vibes go away!
Having a rough sleep, and feeling like you had a bizarre dream despite being unable to remember it!
Waking up in an open field!
Becoming completely terrified!
Looking around!
Seeing nothing but green hills as far as they eye can see!
Feeling strangely shorter than usual!
Running around, calling for help!
Calling for your parents, Sayori, anyone please!
Finding a nearby ravine!
Looking at your own reflection!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
You’ve become a Sonic-like hedgehog!
“Ahaha… digging the new look, Anon?”
Turning around, only to be greeted by a hedgehog Monika!
Demanding to know what’s going on!
Monika the Hedgehog explaining that she’s been aware that she’s in a visual novel!
But she hates visual novels! She prefers actual games, like Sonic games!
She says she’s never been in love with you, and that it’s all been an elaborate ruse!
Her true intentions are made clear!
She’s somehow managed to hack a Sonic fangame engine into Ren’py, despite all logic pointing to that being an impossibility!
And with you being an entity that exists outside the game, you made a prefect candidate to being the main, playable character!
All of the “romance” was her getting extra time to hack the Sonic engine in and to attempt to woo you over to the side of our lord and savior Sonic the Hedgehog!
Yesterday was simply her realizing that the others were simply getting in the way, so she deleted them!
Now there’s nothing standing between her and her dream project: Doki the Hedgehog!
A DDLC-themed Sonic fangame where you collect the seven Heartbeat Crystals to defeat the evil Dr. Danlet and stop his keychainless tyranny!
And now playing this hack is all you will do for the rest of time!
Forever and ever!
Calling Monika a fucking autist!
Shutting off DDLC!
Wiping your hard drive of this fucking garbage!
Spending the next few months wiping this experience from your mind!
Being content with never hearing the word "Sonic" ever again!