mrkillwolf666

DBD killer in real life

Jun 5th, 2021
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  1. is this from "50 Win Streak on Trapper | Dead by Daylight" in the Comments, Nana was the one whos started it.
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  3. Imagine just running for your life, then just have in front of you a Serial Killer he just ask
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  5. "Dead Hard?
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  7. Lmaoooo perfect
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  9. You’re on the floor dying, then the killer walks over you, muttering,
  10. “Fuking DS every time.”
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  12. You get up from almost dying and from across the map-
  13. “ANOTHER UNBREAKABLE, GOD DAMNIT.”
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  15. You are hiding in a locker, trembling in fear, ready to burst out whenever you need, but the killer walks past, yelling "Im not falling for this damn Head On again!"
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  17. Made my day
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  19. rofl
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  21. Imagine hiding from a Serial killer and he mutters to himself
  22. "Someones here, Whispers is on"
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  24. This reply section is hilarious af. lemme try:
  25. Imagine sneaking around and you start sprinting after hearing the killer and the killer says:
  26. "99'd Sprint Burst again goddamnit, this shit every time!"
  27. Or waiting for the killer to go away to go for the rescue and the killer says:
  28. "I didn't see anyone on Barbecue, they are either in lockers or close"
  29. Survivor: "Da fuk is he talking about barbecue for?"
  30. Killer: "I think i heard something but this music is too loud to hear it properly. Goddamnit must be Iron Will"
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  32. Time to make a dbd scenario for CoC(
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  34. And he doesn’t even do anything a few seconds, he’s just walking behind you and staring ominously whispering “Dead hard?” over and over
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  36. I'd immediately head on OUT of there
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  38. ba dum tss
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  40. DBD really needs a sassy killer. We have enough spooky and terrifying killers, plus now an absolute edgelord, we need one that sasses the survivors.
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  42. n.o
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  44. I would say Trickster but I think he's the edgelord-
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  46. I mean he just kind of giggles. Plenty of killers laugh at the survivors. I want a killer that’s like “sonova btch, decisive again?” “Dead hard?” “Oh, a pallet. Whatever shall I do?”
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  48. tbf he also sometimes hums a song that I find kinda chill for a serial killer (idk it gives him "charm")
  49. For a killer that is the embodiment of all killer main I'd rather have then making Otz into a killer
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  51. "Ded 'Ard?"
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  53. Ghostface is pretty sassy if ya ask me lol
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  55. why is he Scottish?
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  57. Well... Northern English actually.
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