4chan Hazbin Hotel theorys - war part 2

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #635
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What if the soviet union accidentally discovered hazbin hell in 1979 following an experiment involving a haywire anti mass spectrometer
Would they tell their allies in the Warsaw Pact, let alone the entire world, or would they horde the secret for themselves? How would a state atheist nation reconcile with the fact that Abrahamic religions are at least partially true
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They'd probably completely bury it to avoid mass panic.
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I'd imagine a few gung ho members of the MOD would suggest gearing up for potential war
Lets say for the sake of an argument that (one) sinner overlord and whatever army of sinners at their disposal tries to make a pass at the USSR in the late 70's
You think the Soviet Defense Forces could manage to suppress 10 legions of demons + a super powered overlord conventionally without using thermonuclear weapons?
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Nukes would pretty much level them, and the backlash they'd get from Hell's leaders for even starting the fight in the first place would be worse.
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>demons from hell start overrunning mother russia
>oy pizdec
>nuke the fuckers and stop them dead in their tracks
>problem solved
>but you've angered the ars goetia and the dark lord himself in the process
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>some sperging overlord (probably a former tsarist/insane nazi officer who hadn't been exterminated yet) decides to illegally invade the world of the living
>even ropes in some low-level demons into the mess
>the Russians obliterate them with nuclear weapons, in the midst of a tense international situation, which could lead to a global war, the death toll of which would inevitably worsen Hell's overpopulation issues
>also, the defeat of the demon by an ATHEISTIC nation is massive embarrassment to Hell as well, not to mention that it can trigger an early war with Heaven
>whoever survived the mess will have a VERY miffed Lucifer waiting for them in the Pits

Yeah, I think the Soviets needn't worry about a second attack.
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Cooler question is, what if they invaded the USA in 1979
Judging from 3rd episode of Helluva Boss, the US Armed Forces may not even need to be mobilized since Law Enforcement could probably make quite a big dent in their forces on top of the insane amount of guns lying around
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Maybe, but remember, we're talking 1979, pre-Reagan America.
Considering this is Vivzie's universe, I'd say it's the "space pen vs. pencil" anecdote extrapolated into a whole-ass conflict, but the end result is pretty much the same, with the demons being nuked off the surface off the Earth, America having explain why they're conducting nuclear tests AGAIN, and Lucifer treating the survivors to the good ol' one-two-eternal torture.
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I don't know if it would have to escalate to H Bomb exactly. 10 legions of demons is roughly around 20K, quite a big number but certainly not insurmountable. The overlord part however would definitely necessitate some heavy ordnance, either in the form of a Titan II missile or in the least a Daisy Cutter bomb
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Eh, they got their ass kicked by towelheads with anti aircraft guns so I'm betting on Hell on this one.
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I would say a conventional standing army that can't blend in is wildly different than insurgents fighting in their own country
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An army of the damned is hardly conventional, anon.
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Conventional in the sense that they're a standing army rather than an insurgency
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dude stfu, The Spetnaz would make quick work of Hell's army. The soviet Union was peak Humanity in culture and warfare.
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The soviet union had the best armed forces in the history of the world. PERIOD. They single hand-idly defeated Nazi germany and held backed America. They are the elite of the elite, there is a reason why /k/ loves them so much. They won the space race and had the most fair and proserpous country the world had ever seen until the CIA overthrew it. The soviet union would CRUSH Hell's army.
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>singlehandedly
Lend lease would like to have a word with you, then again they aren't held back in Russia
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/k/ likes the USSR because of their guns & gear, not because we're communists
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>/k/ likes the USSR because of their guns & gear
EXACTLY, these communist had the most capable nation this earth had ever seen. You can't have your cake and eat it too. Why do you think they were so good at warfare: russian style communism
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They only did "good" because they dumped most of their GDP into R&D whilst ignoring everything else
Even then, soviet gear by the 1980's was abysmal trash compared to NATO weaponry, especially the United States of America
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>>36339691
>then again they aren't held back by niggers in Russia
They weren't held back by whites, slavs are POC.

>>36339804
the 80's is when the CIA started to infiltrate the Soviet Union.

>>36339831
>"space pen vs. pencil"
Okay even though the Soviet Union did beat the America in the space race the whole "space pen vs. pencil" shit is retaarded. Especially the pencil part. Pencils need sharpening, the graphite more easily spreads everywhere, and broken graphite causes debri. A space pen doesn't have this problem
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>Slavs are POC
Slavs are whiter than your average seppo
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Keep being delusional fag, why did you thing hitler wanted to exterminate them, b/c they were white?!
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The Nazis hated the slavs because Hitler believed the jews ruled over them