Everyone(?) Truth or Dare 0%

	It started innocently enough. "Dave, I dare you to eat a tablespoon on cinnamon," John said. It was a quiet saturday night, and everyone was at John's house.

	"Seriously? That's like the easiest dare ever. You're going to have to step up your game if you want to hang with the best, Egbert," Dave scoffed. No less than two minutes later, John was doubled over in laughter as Dave gasped for water in between fits of coughing. Equius coughed uncomofrtably. "I don't like this game. It seems vaguely," he gulped, "lewd."
	Dave sensed blood in the water, and attacked. "Zahhak. Truth or dare."

	"Um, er, what?" Equius blushed and stuttered. Perfect.

	"You can say something true about yourself, or you can do something embarrassing. It's simple."

	He admitted to wearing Aradia's panties when his were in the wash, which was most of the time, as Aradia pointed out. Things were getting, as Equius would call it, L00d. Nepeta got Kanaya to admit that she and Rose had not had sex yet, despite months of living together. Dirk dared Karkat and John to make out. Things reached its peak when Roxy, curious as to how endowed highbloods were as well as thinking that it would be funny to see Gamzee try, dared him to suck himself off. Surprisingly enough, he did. Stripping out of his polka-dot pants, he revealed a slimy, twitching organ that reached at least halfway down his thigh. Kanaya gasped and

Early draft of Gamzee's autofellatio scene. Unfinished, obviously.