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- A group taping a reality TV show accidentally resurrects a cursed pirate who is after his treasure.
- This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I feel like I'm over-rating it by giving it a 1 out of 10! The cinematography was bad. The acting was worse. The plot line was idiotic. Even the narrator was atrocious! 15 seconds into the movie I felt it would be bad -- the whole scene was obviously reversed (text in the scene was even backwards). The characters were stereotyped, but poorly executed. <br/><br/>SPOILER: Only one character was left alive at the end of the movie, and the movie did not even cause you to believe that she was the essential main character. I assumed the "mamma's boy" would have survived also, but he was killed in the final sequence. <br/><br/>I don't have anything against low-budget films. However, I hate films that are this poorly done. I am seriously thinking about burning my DVD to prevent anyone else from being tortured as I was while watching that movie.<br/><br/>In the end, they left it open for a sequel -- I HOPE NOT... EVER!
- ...look at the box art. If you want to see the second-best part, fast-forward through approximately 99% of the movie, stopping only for the parts where the producer's gold-digging girlfriend is in a bikini or lingerie. The two or three minutes of screen time she takes up dressed like that is essentially the only part of this movie that's watchable. This movie has actually surpassed HOUSE OF THE DEAD on my Top 5 Worst Movies I've Ever Seen list.<br/><br/>You hear that, people? This is *worse* than Uwe Boll's HOUSE OF THE DEAD! As far as why--When your movie is theoretically about a cursed zombie pirate, it should actually have a cursed zombie pirate in it! The movie's only ninety minutes long, yet it takes over fifty minutes for the "fearsome pirate" to kill someone. (And if that guy's a fearsome pirate, I'm Julia Roberts.) The characters on the reality show are all obnoxious to a ridiculous extreme, except for two of them. Within 5 minutes of their introduction, you'll know who you want to die, and predictably enough, they do.<br/><br/>If you want to enjoy the time spent watching this garbage, turn on the movie and go do something else for 90 minutes. If you insist on actually sitting down in front of the movie, either fall asleep or bring some strong drinks.