Off-day Random Incident Generator

$name : Off-day Random Incident Generator
$author : Lexicon
$description : Randomly generates an incident for a wrestler

$editnumber
[1-50]

$injury
injured

$injuryevent
their head in a vehicle accident
their head playing a pick-up game of football
their head playing a pick-up game of basketball
their head playing a pick-up game of softball
their head playing a pick-up game of soccer
their head in a locker room fight with [1-50]
their head in a locker room fight, trying to separate [1-50] and [1-50]
their head fixing up their home
their head when they were randomly attacked by a fan
their head when they were randomly attacked in public
their arm in a vehicle accident
their arm playing a pick-up game of football
their arm playing a pick-up game of basketball
their arm playing a pick-up game of softball
their arm playing a pick-up game of soccer
their arm in a locker room fight with [1-50]
their arm in a locker room fight, trying to separate [1-50] and [1-50]
their arm fixing up their home
their arm  when they were randomly attacked by a fan
their arm when they were randomly attacked in public
their leg in a vehicle accident
their leg playing a pick-up game of football
their leg playing a pick-up game of basketball
their leg playing a pick-up game of softball
their leg playing a pick-up game of soccer
their leg in a locker room fight with [1-50]
their leg in a locker room fight, trying to separate [1-50] and [1-50]
their leg fixing up their home
their leg when they were randomly attacked by a fan
their leg when they were randomly attacked in public

$injurygrade
This is a grade 1 injury. Duration: 1 WEEK {60%}
This is a grade 2 injury. Duration: 2 WEEKS
This is a grade 3 injury. Duration: 3 WEEKS
This is a grade 4 injury. Duration: 1 MONTH {30%}
This is a grade 5 injury. Duration: 2 MONTHS {25%}
This is a grade 6 injury. Duration: 3 MONTHS {20%}
This is a grade 7 injury. Duration: 6 MONTHS {15%}
This is a grade 8 injury. Duration: 9 MONTHS {10%}
This is a grade 9 injury. Duration: 1 YEAR {5%}
This is a grade 10 injury. Duration: CAREER {1%}

$arest
was arrested today

$arestevent
for driving under the influence
for being drunk in public
for being found with drugs
for an altercation with a fan
for an altercation with a police officer

$arestsuspension
They will be unavailable for [1-4] week(s) and

$arestresult
-[1-10] to wrestler's Popularity.

$media
did an interview with a local radio station
did an interview with a local TV station
did an interview with a wrestling podcast
did an interview with a wrestling dirtsheet

$mediaevent
and trash-talked the promotion. -5 to Promotion Popularity.
and put the promotion over. +5 to Promotion Popularity

$charity
worked a charity event in the area. +5 to Promotion Popularity and +1 to wrestler's Popularity.

$drugsus
1 week
2 weeks
3 weeks
1 month

$drugsuspromopop
-5 to promotion popularity
-10 to promotion popularity
-15 to promotion popularity

$drugsuspop
-1 to wrestler Popularity
-2 to wrestler Popularity
-3 to wrestler Popularity
-4 to wrestler Popularity
-5 to wrestler Popularity

$change
Weight +5
Weight +10
Weight +15
Weight +20
Weight +25
Weight +30
Weight -5
Weight -10
Weight -15
Weight -20
Weight -25
Weight -30
Weight +5, Muscle UP
Weight +10, Muscle UP
Weight +15, Muscle UP
Weight +20, Muscle UP
Weight +25, Muscle UP
Weight +30, Muscle UP
Weight -5, Muscle UP
Weight -10, Muscle UP
Weight -15, Muscle UP
Weight -20, Muscle UP
Weight -25, Muscle UP
Weight -30, Muscle UP
Weight +5, Muscle DOWN
Weight +10, Muscle DOWN
Weight +15, Muscle DOWN
Weight +20, Muscle DOWN
Weight +25, Muscle DOWN
Weight +30, Muscle DOWN
Weight -5, Muscle DOWN
Weight -10, Muscle DOWN
Weight -15, Muscle DOWN
Weight -20, Muscle DOWN
Weight -25, Muscle DOWN
Weight -30, Muscle DOWN

$save
saved a civilian from drowning. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
saved a civilian from drowning. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and +[1-5] to Promotion's Popularity.
saved a civilian from a car wreck. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
saved a civilian from a car wreck. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and +[1-5] to Promotion's Popularity.
saved a civilian from a random attacker. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
saved a civilian from a random attacker. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and +[1-5] to Promotion's Popularity.

$barred
has been suspended from working in Canada for 1 year.
has been suspended from working in Mexico for 1 year.
has been suspended from working in Japan for 1 year.
has been suspended from working in the UK for 1 year.
has been suspended from working in Canada for life.
has been suspended from working in Mexico for life.
has been suspended from working in Japan for life.
has been suspended from working in the UK for life.

$kayfabe
was seen acting out of character by a fan. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
was seen acting out of character by a fan. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and -[1-5] to Promotion Popularity.
was seen in public by a fan and played up their character. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
was seen in public by a fan and played up their character. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and -[1-5] to Promotion Popularity.

$airplane
caused a scene on an airplane when they didn't get the beverage they wanted. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
caused a scene on an airplane when they didn't get the beverage they wanted. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and -[1-5] to Promotion Popularity.
caused a scene on an airplane when they didn't get the snack they wanted. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
caused a scene on an airplane when they didn't get the snack they wanted. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and -[1-5] to Promotion Popularity.
had a nervous breakdown on an airplane and scared their fellow passengers. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
had a nervous breakdown on an airplane and scared their fellow passengers. -[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and -[1-5] to Promotion Popularity.
helped calm everyone on an airplane down during a turbulent time by telling jokes. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity.
helped calm everyone on an airplane down during a turbulent time by telling jokes. +[1-5] to wrestler's Popularity and +[1-5] to Promotion Popularity.

$bereavement
has had someone they were close to pass away. They are taking [1-4] weeks off in bereavement leave.
has had a family member pass away. They are taking [1-4] week(s) off in bereavement leave.

$seminar
has helped out during a wrestling school training seminar in their hometown. +25xp.
has helped out during a wrestling school training seminar in their hometown. +50xp.
has helped out during a wrestling school training seminar in their hometown. +75xp.
has helped out during a wrestling school training seminar in their hometown. +100xp.

$confidence
has lost a bit of confidence in their skills. -25xp.
has lost a bit of confidence in their skills. -50xp.
has lost a bit of confidence in their skills. -75xp.
has lost a bit of confidence in their skills. -100xp.
has gained a bit of confidence in their skills. +25xp.
has gained a bit of confidence in their skills. +50xp.
has gained a bit of confidence in their skills. +75xp.
has gained a bit of confidence in their skills. +100xp.

$answer
Wrestler [editnumber] [[injury] [injuryevent]. [injurygrade]|[arest] [arestevent]. [arestsuspension] [arestresult]|[media] [mediaevent]|[charity]|has been suspended for [drugsus] for bringing drugs into the locker room. [drugsuspromopop] and [drugsuspop]|has seen a change in their body type: [change]|[save]|[barred]|[kayfabe]|[airplane]|[bereavement]|[seminar]|[confidence]]