Me:
This has to stop. It's harassment, and it is childish and pathetic. I don't have a clue what your problem is with me or Wii Game Studio, but I will get the police involved if it continues. If you don't like Wii Game Studio, don't use it.

Her:
What?

Me:
You think I'm stupid?

Her:
Right now you're harassing me and I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm sorry I pressed your friend request button. I'm new to facebook so I'm trying to add friends and you popped up as a suggestion so I pressed it. Thats it.

Me:
So you do think I'm stupid?

Yes, you clearly do. Let me demonstrate who is the stupid one. Answer the following questions:

Where do you live?
What kind of phone do you have?

(I am just doing this to convince you that I know who you are. You may as well stop trying to persuade me otherwise... it's just not going to work.).

Her:
I live in the heart of Mansfield not too far from Palace Theater

My cell phone is a verizon one

I don't know who you think I am. I really don't want to find out. Please stop messaging me.

Me:
A) You must be the only person in Mansfield with american plug sockets. Did you get devices such as the TV in your display picture imported, or do you have a handy american device shop in Mansfield. Interesting how you live in Mansfield and seem to be friends with so many of my friends from no where near there, also funny you have no friends in mansfield who dont also know Daniel Radcliffe, who worked on Wii Game Studio. What are the chances.

B) You what phone? Cell phone, ah yes... that is what you Americans call them. We call them mobiles, I knew you'd fall for that one.

Seriously now. I don't want to hear from you again. You have one week to delete this fake facebook account, or the Police will be involved.

Her:
I'm glad you know so much about me and you know exactly who I am. I have no idea what you're talking about anything. This really creepy and you really need to stop and leave me alone. Please.

A)My pic is from a vacation I took in New York in my cousins room while visiting family. While I was there I was introduced to facebook so I decided to join up to connect to my new york family and friends and friends in the uk. I am SO SORRY that I clicked your friend request button.

B)In Mansfield people call them cell phones and mobiles and all my new york family calls them cell phones. So I guess using that term makes me a bad guy or something?

C)Why do you keep threatening me with the police? I did nothing to you but hit your friend request button and believe me I'm sorry you were offended by it and I wont do it again and Im not whoever you're afraid I am. Please stop harassing me over this I really do not want any trouble. please just leave me alone.

...Later...

Hello Robert Dixon,

My name is James Smith. I am Sarah's father.

Sarah came to me very concerned this evening. According to her, she accidentally pressed your "friend request" button on facebook thinking you may be someone she knows as you are a "mutual friend" of some of her friends. Sarah then told me, that you misunderstood her "friend request" as an offensive against you and are threatening to call the police on her.

I read through your exchange of messages myself. I know what you are up to and I am simply horrified.

Sarah is a 16 year old girl and you yourself, an older man (I'd assume in your mid-20's), are clearly taking advantage of her. You are using police threats to trick Sarah into telling you her personal information such as her location and her mobile phone number. I can only assume the worst with what you plan to do with this information.

Sarah is using facebook to connect to her friends and family. I and her are both very sorry she ever wanted to become your facebook friend as you are clearly abusing her.

I took initiative and took this matter to our local authorities. They gave me your address which is as follows:

[My Address]

I asked the police not to take any action against you and that I would attempt to compromise with you instead.

My compromise is simple: Promise me that you will never, ever, ever have any more contact with my daughter Sarah through facebook or any other medium. Otherwise, I will press full charges for harassment, stalking, and anything else that I can against you.

Sincerely,

James Smith


Me:

You know, Police don't give people addresses out: Data Protection Act 1998.  It's just common sense really, if you think about it (a concept which might be new to you).  So how did you get my address, oh yes... A whois on wiigamestudio.com.  So yeah, I don't accept the compromise, contact contact contact.  I am contacting you.  Get the police involved 'James', go on do it.  My offer still stands by the way, one week to remove this facebook profile, or the police are involved.