Save Yourselves! (2020) EN

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<i>Because we look this way,
we see about the same number of galaxies</i>

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<i>this way as that way, as that way,
as that way.</i>

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<i>Kind of looks like we're at the center,
and they're all receding from us.</i>

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<i>Say, "Hey, we're at the center, then."</i>

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<i>You know, but now,
we're smarter than this now.</i>

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<i>We say,
"We're not gonna fall for that." Okay?</i>

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<i>We've fallen for that one
nine times already.</i>

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<i>We're not gonna fall for this again.</i>

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<i>You mean, somebody's sitting there,
thinking:</i>

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<i>"Every time we make ourselves
the star of the show, we're wrong."</i>

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<i>So we're not gonna make that mistake again.</i>

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<i>And so you then apply Einstein's
General Theory of Relativity and it says</i>

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<i>if you live in an expanding universe
in this fabric of space and time,</i>

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<i>no matter where you are,
it will look like you're at the center.</i>

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- <i>Which means what, there is no center?</i>
- <i>Yes.</i>

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- <i>Every center is an illusion.</i>
- <i>Yes.</i>

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<i>And so that's how we could look like
we're at the center of the actual universe,</i>

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<i>even though we're not.</i>

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<i>Because everybody sees
the same signature of the expansion.</i>

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<i>Now, there's an even stronger argument
than the numerics.</i>

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<i>Let's look at the ingredients of...</i>

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- No.
- What?

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No, no, no.

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What's happening?

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Oh, my God, this is bad.

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- Wait, Su, is it North Korea?
- No, my tabs.

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What?

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My tabs. My tabs.
My Internet tabs, they're gone.

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Jesus, Su...

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- Did you use my computer?
- What are we talking about?

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"Adventures in Sourdough,
Seven Tips from Seven Master Bakers."

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Alexa, pause.

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I mean, your computer was closer.

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- I was making the bread.
- Jack!

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- Alexa, play.
- Just for future reference...

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- Alexa, pause.
- ...I keep my tabs organized.

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In this case, all the flights I lined up
for Stephanie, which you just obliterated.

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Su, how hard is it to just aggregate
all the flights? I'm sorry.

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This is my job, Jack. It's important.

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- Alexa, play.
- Alexa, stop.

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You know, in the world, in this city,

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there are so many things
that are more important.

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Okay, what's an important thing?

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There are so many.

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Name one thing.

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Food wastage.

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Great, very good.

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In New York alone,
a quarter of the food is wasted,

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and it's not just the wasting.

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It's the food scraps that get trapped under
other garbage, and that creates methane.

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That's why I always make the exact...

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- Done already?
- She changed her mind.

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I love you.

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That's nice.
Did you mean to say, "I'm sorry"?

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Yeah. I'm sorry.

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What are you sorry for?

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For the thing that you want me
to apologize for.

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"Su, I'm sorry for turning on your computer

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and not restoring all your tabs before
I started new bullshit tabs of my own."

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Yeah, that's it.

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Are you listening?

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Okay, okay.

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I am so sorry, Su,

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for deleting all of your tabs,
which are very well-organized,

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and I know are very important to you
for work.

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A kiss here, please.

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That's 5 bucks.

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How long do we have before the party?

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Why, what do you wanna do before the party?

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I think you know.

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What...? What are we doing?

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Oh, it's the groom-to-be. Sorry.

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Oh, Kylie had a baby.

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<i>Stegosauruses</i> are further from <i>T. rexes</i>
than <i>T. rexes</i> are from humans.

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Okay, so humans have been around
for 200,000 years, give or take.

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- But then dinosaurs arrived...
- Right, <i>T. rexes</i> specifically.

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They were 65 million years ago.
Right? That's 65 million years.

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Bam, we taking it back
100 million years before that?

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That's when <i>Stegosauruses</i> were popping off.

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We're all dust bags. You know?

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And it's like our individual lives
are meaningless, if you think about it.

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But only if you think about it.

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Well, you know, fun fact about dinosaurs is
they're actually very small.

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- Mexico City. That's so hip.
- I know.

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Are you so excited?

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We're so excited. We're doing, like,
a whole low-footprint wedding thing.

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So nothing disposable, no plastic straws.
Get that out. Oh, hi!

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Oh, and Cal's parents are flying in

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a 12-piece New Orleans brass band,
honey, 12-piece.

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- What?
- Yeah!

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Oh, my goodness.

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We didn't wanna do the whole mariachi thing,
felt a little too much like appropriation.

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Hey. Hey!

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Stop.

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Is that Raph?

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There's this volcano there, though.
It's called the Managua Volcano. Oh, my God.

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It sits in the middle
of this expansive lake,

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which creates these offshore winds,
which produces these gigantic waves.

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They're like glass sculptures of waves.
It's awesome.

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So it's perfect
for this thing I'm prototyping.

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- Tubular.
- Yeah, what are you prototyping?

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It's 3D-printed surfboards
made out of algae.

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You know, the bad kind?

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It's terrorizing the ecosystem out there,
so we're finding another use for it.

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We're borrowing inspiration
from whale tails.

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That's incredible.

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I mean, I would love
to do something like that.

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You know, like, something tangible.

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You can.

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Well, yeah, but we have jobs and...

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Well, Raph was an investment banker.

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The lost decade. Yeah.

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How did you get out of that?

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I just quit, you know?

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I mean, it was changing
the chemistry of my brain.

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I was full of a very slow-burning rage
for some time.

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I think I have that.

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Man. Nicaragua, huh? Living the dream.

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Well, you know,
I'm back and forth quite a bit.

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I've been restoring
my grandfather's cabin upstate,

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and it's almost done and...

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Actually, this is perfect.

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You all should enjoy it,
you should go up there.

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It's always in need of inhabitants.

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I mean...

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- That would be great.
- Yeah.

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- I mean, only if you want us to do that.
- So generous. If you want that, yeah.

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Yeah. We like that type of stuff.

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Oh, Jack. I almost forgot.
I got you something in Patagonia.

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- Me?
- Yeah.

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Oh, my God, it's a rock.

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- It's a crystal.
- It's a crystal, yeah.

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I thought of you when I saw it.

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I know it's kind of kooky,

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but if you are feeling stressed or angry,

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just hold it in your hand,
and it really helps.

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- Cool. Thanks, Raph.
- Yeah. You're welcome.

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I wanna start a community garden.

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I wanna get some dirt under my fingernails.

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Did you see Raph's hands?

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Were they dirty?

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No, they were, like, worn, you know?

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Yeah.

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I wanna be vegetarian again.

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Yeah.

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Really just makes you rethink
all your life choices.

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Mine?

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No, no, no, like a collective you.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

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I wanna be better people.

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Like a collective people?

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No, like us. Like, the two of us.

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Oh, yeah, no, that's what I'm talking about.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, we're disconnecting. Yeah.

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Yeah, reconnecting with each other,
I suppose.

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- Hi, Stephanie, this is Su.
- Yeah, I think so.

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I'm sorry to bother you on the weekend.

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- I wanted to make sure you got my e-mail.
- Yeah.

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I wanted to talk to you
about maybe taking this week off.

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Right. Well, I have about...

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It's in the e-mail and I sent a Dropbox link
of anything you might need.

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...five or seven clients
who may need maintenance while I'm gone,

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- but honestly I don't think so.
- Yeah. I just hope it's all okay.

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- Thank you, bye.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, so just pull up PizzaByTheDozen.com.

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Yeah, let me know when you get there.

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That's it. Yeah.

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So they want the users to be able
to star and un-star posts, which is...

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I'm fired.

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Hey, hang on a sec, Dyl.

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What?

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I mean, can you call her back?
Can you talk to her about this?

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Hey, I mean, we... We don't have to do this.

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No. This is good.

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This is a good thing. It's a good thing.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah. It's good.

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Okay.

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Hey, Dyl.

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I just plucked a gray nipple hair.

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New notebook?

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Yeah. Rethinking my whole life,
so thought I'd get a freshie.

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This'll be great, Su.

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And it's only for one week.

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We'll just get away
and let our brain chemistry sort itself out.

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Yeah. It'll be great.

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Yeah.

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I'm proud of us.

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<i>You put the big soap into the little soap</i>

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<i>Put the big soap into the little soap</i>

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<i>You put the big soap into the little soap</i>

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<i>You put the big soap into the little soap</i>

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<i>Big soap</i>

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<i>Little soap</i>

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<i>You put the big soap into the little soap</i>

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You got confirmation from Raph, right?

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Yep, key is in the garlic braid,
whatever that is.

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Almost forgot my starter.

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You're bringing that?

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Yeah, it has to be fed.

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Okay. You got everything, right?

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Yeah. It's not the end of the world
if we forget something.

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Oh, chicken, chicken, chicken.

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'Buch!

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{\an8}I forgot to tell my mom.

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That's what the voicemail's for.

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She'll hear the voicemail
and she'll know what's up.

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She's gonna freak about my job.

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So she can freak in a week.

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- Yeah.
- Okay, ready?

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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One, two, three.

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- Hello, this is Jack.
- And Su.

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And we are going offline for one whole week,
but we will be back June 9th.

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<i>So if you need us, too bad.</i>

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<i>We will have no phones and no laptops.</i>

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<i>And we're not checking our e-mail either,
and we are not kidding, so...</i>

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- <i>Bye, world!</i>
- <i>Bye!</i>

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- Wow, is this it?
- Yeah.

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Jeez.

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So nice.

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Oh, wow, the air is so clean.

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This is nice. This is so nice.

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This is the best thing we've ever done.

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Nice.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.

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What?

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Alexa, play Whitney Houston.

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What are you doing?

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Siri, play Whitney Houston.

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Okay, Google, read <i>Moby Dick.</i>

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All clear.

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I looked up some hikes last night
and put them in my notebook.

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You're a genius.

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Okay, let's go.

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Go without me.

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Look at these ants doing a tug-of-war
over this crumb.

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Oh, there's more.

243
00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:11,225
There's a whole line of them.

244
00:18:14,937 --> 00:18:19,275
Wow, they are really going at it.

245
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:23,487
What? I like ants.

246
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:28,659
It's funny.
They think this crumb is so important.

247
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:33,831
Little do they know there are
two giant humans standing right next to them

248
00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:35,958
that could crush them at any moment.

249
00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:43,382
Must be hunting season.

250
00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:52,600
It really is beautiful out here.

251
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,227
We should go build a fire.

252
00:18:56,228 --> 00:18:57,771
- Okay.
- Yeah?

253
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:05,195
Jack, I was thinking
we could try something this week.

254
00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:06,697
Okay.

255
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:10,367
I was thinking about the things
that we're trying to achieve,

256
00:19:10,451 --> 00:19:13,579
so I wrote this stuff down.

257
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:16,957
Okay, wait, what is this?

258
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,960
What is this? Let me see. Let me see.

259
00:19:20,044 --> 00:19:25,507
"How to Be a Better We: Tips for Achieving
Authenticity in Life and Love."

260
00:19:25,591 --> 00:19:26,759
- What?
- Yeah.

261
00:19:26,842 --> 00:19:28,802
Is this a list from the Internet?

262
00:19:29,803 --> 00:19:32,014
- Well, yeah, but I handwrote it.
- Su.

263
00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:34,433
- Well, the printer wasn't working.
- Su!

264
00:19:34,516 --> 00:19:40,022
I just wanted to have a starting point
for this week, to be productive.

265
00:19:40,105 --> 00:19:42,942
"How to Be a Better We."

266
00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:44,818
- Okay.
- No, no, no, here we go.

267
00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:46,570
"Begin to see yourselves

268
00:19:46,654 --> 00:19:51,992
as more than what you have allowed yourself
to believe that you can be."

269
00:19:52,993 --> 00:19:54,078
"Begin to see yourself..."

270
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:56,372
Yeah, you know,
we're not afraid of what we can't do.

271
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:58,582
We're actually afraid of what we can do.

272
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:01,210
It's about individual power.
Just read the full description.

273
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:04,547
You always just read the headlines.
Read the description, you might like it.

274
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:07,341
Su, the whole point of this was
to disconnect from the Internet.

275
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:09,969
And you brought the Internet with us.

276
00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:12,096
What is this hippie crap?

277
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:14,139
You have a crystal in your pocket.

278
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:19,186
I like the crystal.
I like the way that it feels in my hand.

279
00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:22,231
Hey, Su, come on.

280
00:20:22,314 --> 00:20:25,734
You don't have to be responsible
for every moment.

281
00:20:31,991 --> 00:20:34,034
I'm sure it's fine.

282
00:21:05,274 --> 00:21:10,070
Well, must be some bad wood.

283
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:12,656
Okay.

284
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:14,533
Next time.

285
00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:27,254
The frogs are croaking.

286
00:21:34,178 --> 00:21:37,681
You can see the whole dome of the universe.

287
00:21:38,682 --> 00:21:40,935
Wow, did you see that?

288
00:21:41,018 --> 00:21:44,313
- A shooting star.
- Yeah, wow.

289
00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:48,692
- Oh, my God!
- Another one!

290
00:21:49,693 --> 00:21:51,403
What?

291
00:21:52,905 --> 00:21:54,406
Is it normal?

292
00:21:54,490 --> 00:21:56,075
Maybe it's a meteor shower.

293
00:21:57,076 --> 00:21:59,912
I saw this once in Vermont,
but I was high on acid.

294
00:22:00,955 --> 00:22:05,251
The urge to take out my phone right now
is very strong.

295
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:09,797
I've been wanting to YouTube
how to make a trap to catch a rabbit so bad.

296
00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:13,842
But I'm exercising self-control.

297
00:22:13,926 --> 00:22:16,845
You wanna murder a rabbit?

298
00:22:16,929 --> 00:22:18,055
You wanna see it die?

299
00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:23,894
No, I... No. I want to learn
how to humanely trap a rabbit.

300
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:26,814
Who are you?

301
00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:31,402
What is...?

302
00:22:34,697 --> 00:22:36,740
Did that one hit the Earth?

303
00:22:40,244 --> 00:22:41,412
Oh, no.

304
00:22:41,495 --> 00:22:43,122
- What?
- No more.

305
00:22:44,123 --> 00:22:45,499
What?

306
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:47,418
It... Well, it's just, you get...

307
00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:52,047
You always get your sleep visions
when you drink. And we're in a new place.

308
00:22:53,048 --> 00:22:55,593
Yeah, but I want more.

309
00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:06,937
What's happening?

310
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:08,772
Get out!

311
00:23:08,856 --> 00:23:10,190
Get out of here!

312
00:23:10,274 --> 00:23:12,401
Oh, my God, Jackie, nothing's there.

313
00:23:12,484 --> 00:23:15,487
- Get out of here!
- Look, you're asleep.

314
00:23:15,571 --> 00:23:18,115
- No, I'm not. I'm not asleep.
- Yes, you are, you're asleep.

315
00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:20,534
- No, I'm not. Spider-Man.
- Okay.

316
00:23:20,618 --> 00:23:24,246
- Spider covered in spiders. Trying to...
- It's okay, just...

317
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:27,249
- You're okay.
- Man covered in spiders, trying...

318
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,501
- It's okay.
- Trying to eat me.

319
00:23:29,585 --> 00:23:31,503
Yeah.

320
00:24:04,286 --> 00:24:06,956
- What?
- My sandal.

321
00:24:21,512 --> 00:24:22,346
Okay.

322
00:24:23,472 --> 00:24:28,644
So now we'll close our eyes
and just feel each other.

323
00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:30,688
Oh, okay.

324
00:24:30,771 --> 00:24:33,941
No, not feel me up. Feel with your brain.

325
00:24:34,024 --> 00:24:36,443
Right. Sorry.

326
00:24:46,662 --> 00:24:49,790
Wow, with your eyes closed,
you can really hear all of nature's sounds.

327
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:51,709
Yes.

328
00:25:04,138 --> 00:25:05,431
Okay, open.

329
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,268
So calm.

330
00:25:10,269 --> 00:25:12,813
Yeah. What a gift.

331
00:25:12,897 --> 00:25:14,023
Yeah.

332
00:25:15,024 --> 00:25:16,442
What do you think your gifts are?

333
00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:20,487
- What?
- I was just wondering.

334
00:25:20,571 --> 00:25:23,908
Because I was thinking about my gifts
the other day...

335
00:25:23,991 --> 00:25:26,160
Wait, no, Su. I know what this is.

336
00:25:26,243 --> 00:25:30,289
My gifts are I'm good with animals.

337
00:25:30,372 --> 00:25:33,334
I'm a great listener. I'm fast.

338
00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:36,337
Have you been doing an Internet list
this entire time?

339
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:38,339
Su, that's the opposite of authentic.

340
00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:42,301
Well, you're being
the opposite of open-minded.

341
00:25:42,384 --> 00:25:46,263
Well, I think that you're doing it wrong.
You've replaced your phone with a notebook.

342
00:25:47,765 --> 00:25:51,560
I just think, Su,
that you need to learn how to relax.

343
00:25:55,606 --> 00:25:57,483
This is relaxing!

344
00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,237
Where are you going?

345
00:26:02,238 --> 00:26:04,990
I'm gonna go bake a loaf of bread
and eat it!

346
00:26:09,745 --> 00:26:12,289
Jack! Wait!

347
00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:14,041
God.

348
00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,047
Okay.

349
00:26:21,090 --> 00:26:24,134
"Focus on the present moment."
That's what you've been saying.

350
00:26:24,218 --> 00:26:26,637
- "Practice listening to your body."
- Gross.

351
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,472
"Go on an adventure together."

352
00:26:28,556 --> 00:26:31,141
That sounds like a Tinder profile.

353
00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:35,104
"Acknowledge your gifts. Practice gratitude.
Do things for others."

354
00:26:35,187 --> 00:26:38,857
I don't really think
we should be using the list as a weapon.

355
00:26:38,941 --> 00:26:42,152
Why won't you just do the gifts?

356
00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:44,905
Can you think of a thing you're gifted at?

357
00:26:44,989 --> 00:26:46,240
Jack.

358
00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:48,492
Jack.

359
00:26:49,493 --> 00:26:50,494
What is that?

360
00:26:51,495 --> 00:26:53,581
Has this been here the whole time?

361
00:26:53,664 --> 00:26:57,710
The pouffe? Yeah. I don't know. Probably.

362
00:26:57,793 --> 00:27:01,255
I don't think people are going around
putting pouffes in people's cabins.

363
00:27:02,256 --> 00:27:05,676
Jack. Can you focus on your gifts
for one second?

364
00:27:06,677 --> 00:27:09,763
I floss and parents love me.

365
00:27:10,806 --> 00:27:13,517
Let's do "Be honest about something
you've never told anyone."

366
00:27:13,601 --> 00:27:18,355
You know, I just think that honesty's best
in small doses spread out over a lifetime.

367
00:27:19,607 --> 00:27:21,775
Okay, well, Jack,

368
00:27:21,859 --> 00:27:25,571
I feel like I never get much from you
outside the regular Jack stuff.

369
00:27:25,654 --> 00:27:29,992
- What is wrong with the regular Jack stuff?
- Well, I mean, deeper stuff, Jack.

370
00:27:30,993 --> 00:27:33,037
- Can you pass me the body wash?
- Yeah, which one?

371
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,371
It's the little green.

372
00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:35,456
Here you go.

373
00:27:35,539 --> 00:27:37,458
Oh, what about this one?

374
00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:38,876
What are you really afraid of?

375
00:27:39,877 --> 00:27:44,131
I guess that I'm afraid
of my own blood coursing through my body.

376
00:27:44,215 --> 00:27:47,134
Okay, well,
I'm afraid of our lives getting stagnant.

377
00:27:47,218 --> 00:27:50,012
Why are you making up problems
that don't exist?

378
00:27:50,095 --> 00:27:51,305
I think they do exist.

379
00:27:51,388 --> 00:27:55,226
I'm not like you, I can't just sit around,
waiting for life to happen to me.

380
00:27:55,309 --> 00:27:57,978
I wanna achieve something this week, okay?

381
00:27:58,062 --> 00:28:01,941
I lost my job for this week.
Can you pass me the face wash?

382
00:28:02,024 --> 00:28:04,109
- Which one is the face wash?
- It's the orange one.

383
00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:08,405
- Jack, acquaint yourself with the soaps.
- I don't... None of them are labeled.

384
00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:15,079
We should be doubling down on our work,
not running away from everything.

385
00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:17,248
- You know what's authentic?
- What?

386
00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:21,168
A paycheck with benefits
and having a goddamn savings account.

387
00:28:21,252 --> 00:28:25,422
- Su, you know that I have 37,000...
- Your Bitcoin does not count, Jack!

388
00:28:25,506 --> 00:28:28,551
I'm 30. My mom had three kids
by the time she was my age.

389
00:28:28,634 --> 00:28:31,178
You're 34. What are you doing?

390
00:29:33,532 --> 00:29:36,076
No. No.

391
00:31:04,707 --> 00:31:06,542
<i>Ethanol? What?</i>

392
00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:09,920
<i>They're attracted to ethanol?
What is it? Is that a drink?</i>

393
00:31:10,004 --> 00:31:13,007
<i>No, no, just the sherry.
It's here, I'll get it. Hang...</i>

394
00:31:14,008 --> 00:31:17,344
<i>Hi, Surina, are you watching this?
Those rats in New York?</i>

395
00:31:17,428 --> 00:31:20,347
<i>They're not rats. They're not rats, Su.</i>

396
00:31:20,431 --> 00:31:23,976
- <i>They're talking about it on</i> Fox & Friends.
- Jeez, Mom.

397
00:31:27,062 --> 00:31:31,692
<i>Hi, Su. When did you decide to go away?
You didn't tell me...</i>

398
00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:38,866
Okay, let's do this.

399
00:31:38,949 --> 00:31:42,203
- What, turn on our phones?
- What? No, definitely not.

400
00:31:42,286 --> 00:31:43,787
I wanna do the list.

401
00:31:44,788 --> 00:31:45,956
Yeah.

402
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,835
I thought about my one honesty thing
that I've never told anyone before.

403
00:31:50,836 --> 00:31:51,670
Really?

404
00:31:51,754 --> 00:31:52,963
Yeah, and I agree with you,

405
00:31:53,047 --> 00:31:56,217
like, we should be productive about
this week and stop fucking around, okay?

406
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,094
Because I don't want there
to be any secrets between us, Su.

407
00:31:59,178 --> 00:32:00,304
Jack, I'm sorry.

408
00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:04,892
Just... Before you say anything,
can I just say what I have prepared?

409
00:32:04,975 --> 00:32:07,937
- Yeah, sorry, go ahead.
- Thank you.

410
00:32:10,522 --> 00:32:12,733
I don't know how to be a man.

411
00:32:14,318 --> 00:32:15,152
Okay.

412
00:32:15,236 --> 00:32:18,322
Like, you know how my dad is really great
at man stuff.

413
00:32:18,405 --> 00:32:19,615
Like, he can catch a fish

414
00:32:19,698 --> 00:32:22,952
and get the hook out of a fish's mouth
when it's still wobbling on the ground,

415
00:32:23,035 --> 00:32:25,704
and then gut it
and then feed it to the whole family.

416
00:32:25,788 --> 00:32:29,250
My brothers, they picked up on that stuff,
and they all know basic plumbing,

417
00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:32,044
and I don't know how to get
the hook out of a fish's mouth

418
00:32:32,127 --> 00:32:33,879
and I don't know anything about plumbing.

419
00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:37,841
- Jack, you're good at...
- Just, I'm trying to...

420
00:32:37,925 --> 00:32:41,387
And, look, I know that
that's all bullshit masculinity

421
00:32:41,470 --> 00:32:43,973
and I never wanted
to be that type of guy anyway.

422
00:32:44,056 --> 00:32:46,976
So I sort of hid behind
this idea of a modern man

423
00:32:47,059 --> 00:32:50,646
so I wouldn't have
to do that type of guy stuff.

424
00:32:50,729 --> 00:32:54,191
But I'm, like,
not good at the new stuff either.

425
00:32:54,275 --> 00:32:56,193
Yeah, I can cook, I can cook.

426
00:32:56,277 --> 00:33:02,575
But I can't tell if a bathroom is dirty,
and I am such a bad listener.

427
00:33:02,658 --> 00:33:05,661
And, like, I know that when you wanna
talk about stuff and get honest,

428
00:33:05,744 --> 00:33:08,664
I just shut down,
and I retreat inward, and I get so silent,

429
00:33:08,747 --> 00:33:11,375
but that's just because I hate
the sound of my own voice.

430
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,960
It is so pathetic.

431
00:33:13,043 --> 00:33:16,005
God, that felt so good. You go.

432
00:33:17,089 --> 00:33:18,215
What?

433
00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:22,219
Yeah, it doesn't have to be big like mine.
It could be a small confession or...

434
00:33:22,303 --> 00:33:26,015
It feels so good to get it off your chest.
I think you should go.

435
00:33:27,016 --> 00:33:27,975
A confession?

436
00:33:28,058 --> 00:33:30,227
Yeah, I mean, we both have to do it, right?

437
00:33:30,311 --> 00:33:32,438
Yeah, of course.

438
00:33:32,521 --> 00:33:36,650
I just can't think of anything right now.

439
00:33:36,734 --> 00:33:40,654
Okay, what's, like, the last thing that you
weren't completely honest with me about?

440
00:33:40,738 --> 00:33:42,656
- The last thing?
- Yeah, the last thing.

441
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:44,700
- The last thing.
- Yeah.

442
00:33:44,783 --> 00:33:48,245
Anything, honestly, big, small.
I mean, it could be so fucked up.

443
00:33:48,329 --> 00:33:50,372
I eat my contacts.

444
00:33:51,832 --> 00:33:52,708
What?

445
00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:56,754
Every two weeks, I eat my contacts.

446
00:33:56,837 --> 00:33:59,381
When I change to a new pair,
I eat the old ones.

447
00:34:00,382 --> 00:34:02,551
- Your contact lenses?
- Yeah.

448
00:34:03,552 --> 00:34:05,554
- Why?
- I don't know.

449
00:34:06,555 --> 00:34:09,725
I've had contacts forever,
and I didn't always do that.

450
00:34:09,808 --> 00:34:13,229
I just wanted to eat them one night,
and now I can't stop.

451
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,064
Su, this is so bad.

452
00:34:15,147 --> 00:34:19,652
It's actually something I'm really scared of
because that can't be good for your body.

453
00:34:19,735 --> 00:34:21,195
What the hell?

454
00:34:21,278 --> 00:34:22,238
What?

455
00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:26,033
A critter just flew by so fast.

456
00:34:27,117 --> 00:34:30,746
A critter? What, like a...?
Like a fox or a squirrel, or...?

457
00:34:30,829 --> 00:34:32,456
I guess, like a hedgehog?

458
00:34:33,457 --> 00:34:35,501
What does a hedgehog look like?

459
00:34:35,584 --> 00:34:39,922
You know like when Sonic the Hedgehog's
in a small little ball, going so fast?

460
00:34:40,923 --> 00:34:42,925
Did it look like a rat?

461
00:34:43,008 --> 00:34:45,886
No, it was too big and too fast to be a rat.

462
00:34:45,970 --> 00:34:47,888
Jesus.

463
00:34:52,059 --> 00:34:53,977
I'm sure it's fine.

464
00:35:01,944 --> 00:35:04,530
- Give me that one.
- Okay.

465
00:35:04,613 --> 00:35:07,241
- You're so sneaky.
- Thank you so much.

466
00:35:07,323 --> 00:35:09,910
- Hey, come on, now.
- Okay.

467
00:35:09,993 --> 00:35:13,247
I don't even feel like looking
at my phone at all right now.

468
00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:17,585
Maybe we should just move out of New York.
Get a plot of land somewhere.

469
00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,712
- Sure.
- Start a restaurant.

470
00:35:19,794 --> 00:35:21,881
I wonder how much land up here costs.

471
00:35:21,964 --> 00:35:24,842
You wanna buy property?

472
00:35:24,925 --> 00:35:27,052
Yeah, or we could do it in Brooklyn,
you know?

473
00:35:27,136 --> 00:35:29,972
Or maybe that, like,
adds to gentrification. I don't know.

474
00:35:30,055 --> 00:35:32,308
Okay, so upstate. Yeah, we'll do upstate.

475
00:35:33,601 --> 00:35:37,354
Who knows? Maybe in a year,
we start thinking about having kids.

476
00:35:37,438 --> 00:35:40,107
Yeah, maybe in a year,
we could start actively trying.

477
00:35:40,190 --> 00:35:43,986
Yeah, no, like you said,
we'll just start thinking about having kids.

478
00:35:45,029 --> 00:35:46,488
My baby's drunk.

479
00:35:46,572 --> 00:35:50,201
That's not true.
I just have a little bit of a buzz on.

480
00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:01,420
I'm so sorry.

481
00:36:01,503 --> 00:36:06,759
- I did not wanna do this. I'm so sorry, Su.
- Unbelievable.

482
00:36:06,842 --> 00:36:09,303
I did not envision this happening.

483
00:36:09,386 --> 00:36:11,972
- I actually wanted you to win.
- Did you?

484
00:36:12,056 --> 00:36:13,349
I did.

485
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,437
Okay, what is this?

486
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:22,608
Just all this talk about the future is...

487
00:36:22,691 --> 00:36:25,778
Okay. Mortgage.

488
00:36:25,861 --> 00:36:28,614
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

489
00:36:30,783 --> 00:36:33,494
401(k).

490
00:36:34,912 --> 00:36:37,206
College fund.

491
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:42,253
Let's have sex on the unfinished puzzle.

492
00:36:43,254 --> 00:36:45,756
Say something about the stock market.

493
00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:48,551
Collateralized debt obligation.

494
00:36:49,552 --> 00:36:51,887
- Not that.
- Not that.

495
00:37:09,613 --> 00:37:11,115
What is it?

496
00:37:11,198 --> 00:37:13,534
Get out of here!

497
00:37:14,827 --> 00:37:16,203
You leave us alone!

498
00:37:16,287 --> 00:37:19,456
It's okay. Who is it, what is it?

499
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:22,293
- It's a lion.
- Okay.

500
00:37:22,376 --> 00:37:24,503
There's a lion looking at me!

501
00:37:24,587 --> 00:37:27,965
No, it's okay, it's okay.
Just come back to sleep.

502
00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:31,010
- You stay away from my girlfriend!
- Oh, that's very nice.

503
00:37:31,093 --> 00:37:34,930
- You leave us alone.
- That's really manly, thank you.

504
00:37:35,014 --> 00:37:39,059
- There's a lion in the room.
- Yeah, yeah.

505
00:37:39,143 --> 00:37:41,770
There's a lion trying to eat me.

506
00:37:42,771 --> 00:37:45,441
Trying to eat my girlfriend.

507
00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:11,383
I'm feeling pretty good about stuff.

508
00:38:12,843 --> 00:38:17,223
Can you make breakfast?
Like one of your really good breakfasts?

509
00:38:17,306 --> 00:38:19,558
You want a really good one now, huh?

510
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:23,604
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay.

511
00:38:23,687 --> 00:38:25,022
I got you, Su.

512
00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:27,733
Yes!

513
00:38:29,276 --> 00:38:31,820
We did a really good job of that puzzle.

514
00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:34,615
What the...?

515
00:38:35,616 --> 00:38:37,618
Wait, what the fuck?

516
00:38:37,701 --> 00:38:38,536
What?

517
00:38:39,537 --> 00:38:41,705
What happened to my starter?

518
00:38:41,789 --> 00:38:43,249
Did you bake it all yesterday?

519
00:38:43,332 --> 00:38:46,961
Did I bake it all? What? No, I've been
cultivating this for six months.

520
00:38:47,044 --> 00:38:49,838
"Did I bake it all?" I would never. Jesus.

521
00:38:49,922 --> 00:38:51,799
Are there raccoons around here?

522
00:38:56,053 --> 00:38:58,013
Did we drink all the whiskey?

523
00:38:58,097 --> 00:38:59,682
No, there's plenty left.

524
00:38:59,765 --> 00:39:00,808
Did we spill it?

525
00:39:01,809 --> 00:39:02,935
God!

526
00:39:03,936 --> 00:39:06,564
I can't believe
these little fuckers ate it all!

527
00:39:06,647 --> 00:39:08,190
Jesus, they licked it clean.

528
00:39:09,525 --> 00:39:14,613
Maybe Blake still has some of the offspring.
Oh, I fucking bet he didn't feed it.

529
00:39:14,697 --> 00:39:16,407
God.

530
00:39:19,493 --> 00:39:21,745
My starter. What...?

531
00:39:31,088 --> 00:39:33,048
What does that?

532
00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:37,386
Is there ethanol in sourdough starter?

533
00:39:38,846 --> 00:39:40,681
What are you talking about?

534
00:39:43,058 --> 00:39:44,560
Su?

535
00:39:47,062 --> 00:39:48,480
Hey.

536
00:39:49,481 --> 00:39:51,066
Did you move the pouffe?

537
00:39:52,151 --> 00:39:55,863
- No. Do you want me to move it back...?
- No, no, no, don't touch it.

538
00:39:55,946 --> 00:39:58,240
Okay.

539
00:39:58,324 --> 00:40:02,870
I think maybe that's not just a pouffe.

540
00:40:03,871 --> 00:40:06,874
I guess I don't really know
what a pouffe is.

541
00:40:06,957 --> 00:40:09,501
What? It's like an ottoman,
like a furry footstool.

542
00:40:09,585 --> 00:40:11,795
Okay, I thought
it was more like a decorative pouffe.

543
00:40:11,879 --> 00:40:15,382
- A decorative pouffe? What do you mean?
- That's... I don't... I do not know.

544
00:40:17,134 --> 00:40:19,386
Okay, what do you think it is?

545
00:40:20,387 --> 00:40:21,472
I don't know.

546
00:40:22,473 --> 00:40:26,101
- Okay, yeah, just...
- No.

547
00:40:29,813 --> 00:40:30,940
Oh, Jesus.

548
00:40:31,941 --> 00:40:33,400
Okay.

549
00:40:51,377 --> 00:40:53,712
- Oh, my God!
- What the fuck was that?

550
00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:58,175
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

551
00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:02,888
No, no, seriously, what...? What was that?
That was, like, not, like, a normal animal.

552
00:41:02,972 --> 00:41:06,392
I need to tell you something,
and you have to promise not to be mad at me.

553
00:41:06,475 --> 00:41:08,060
What, wait, what, Su?

554
00:41:08,143 --> 00:41:10,145
Let me secure everything.

555
00:41:10,229 --> 00:41:13,857
Secure everything? What is happening?

556
00:41:19,071 --> 00:41:20,864
Su, what is happening?

557
00:41:20,948 --> 00:41:23,492
- Oh, my God. Okay.
- Su. Su? Su.

558
00:41:23,576 --> 00:41:25,369
- Hi.
- Hi.

559
00:41:25,452 --> 00:41:27,872
- What is happening?
- Okay, so...

560
00:41:27,955 --> 00:41:31,917
Well, yesterday, I was mad, and then,
my mom, she was talking about these rats.

561
00:41:32,001 --> 00:41:34,295
- Your mom?
- I thought it was the usual crap because...

562
00:41:34,378 --> 00:41:35,838
Wait, what are you talking about?

563
00:41:35,921 --> 00:41:37,798
I turned my phone on.

564
00:41:37,882 --> 00:41:38,799
What?

565
00:41:38,883 --> 00:41:42,428
- I know. Just for a second. But listen...
- You broke the pact.

566
00:41:42,511 --> 00:41:46,015
- Yeah, I know. But, Jack, listen to me.
- You lied to me.

567
00:41:46,098 --> 00:41:48,767
- Technically, I just omitted information.
- That is the same!

568
00:41:48,851 --> 00:41:51,896
Okay, Jack.
There were these voicemails from my mom.

569
00:41:51,979 --> 00:41:54,773
I thought she was just talking about,
like, Fox News or whatever,

570
00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:58,485
but she kept saying
that these rats were taking over the city,

571
00:41:58,569 --> 00:42:01,488
and, like, something about ethanol,
and it's just...

572
00:42:01,572 --> 00:42:04,325
- What?
- I don't know. I didn't listen to all of it.

573
00:42:04,408 --> 00:42:08,704
But isn't it just a little weird we see
this freaky little creature all of a sudden?

574
00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:13,042
And then... And then the whiskey and
the sourdough, that's ethanol stuff, right?

575
00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,627
What are you saying?

576
00:42:14,710 --> 00:42:18,881
I don't know,
but we need to turn our phones back on.

577
00:42:18,964 --> 00:42:22,718
- We have to.
- No. No, Su! No.

578
00:42:25,554 --> 00:42:27,723
Okay, you're right, yeah.
Let's get back online.

579
00:42:51,539 --> 00:42:54,833
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay.

580
00:43:02,675 --> 00:43:04,260
Thank you.

581
00:43:06,428 --> 00:43:07,346
What?

582
00:43:07,429 --> 00:43:10,849
I got three more voicemails now
and a bunch of texts. What about you?

583
00:43:10,933 --> 00:43:12,351
No signal.

584
00:43:12,434 --> 00:43:16,021
- Come on.
- Oh, yeah. I don't have a signal either.

585
00:43:16,105 --> 00:43:17,815
God, no messages, nothing.

586
00:43:18,941 --> 00:43:19,900
What?

587
00:43:19,984 --> 00:43:21,402
Well, it's just if...

588
00:43:21,485 --> 00:43:25,114
If you would've told me yesterday,
maybe I'd have all my messages too, so...

589
00:43:25,197 --> 00:43:28,951
Okay, whatever. Just...
What...? What do your messages say?

590
00:43:29,034 --> 00:43:31,287
Okay. Francis.

591
00:43:31,370 --> 00:43:35,457
"Where are you guys? Are you seeing this?
They're infesting all the bars.

592
00:43:35,541 --> 00:43:39,295
Brooklyn is fucked.
Let us know that you guys are okay, okay?"

593
00:43:39,378 --> 00:43:40,379
What the fuck?

594
00:43:41,630 --> 00:43:44,049
Kate. "Everyone's assembling
at Yankee Stadium.

595
00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:48,137
Wait, no, don't go there,
it's been destroyed."

596
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,767
Em. "Can I come over? Julian is 'dwad.'"

597
00:43:55,102 --> 00:43:56,228
Oh, dead.

598
00:43:57,646 --> 00:43:59,315
"I don't know what to do."

599
00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:00,816
Oh, shit.

600
00:44:01,817 --> 00:44:04,153
Oh, my God, Julian.

601
00:44:05,529 --> 00:44:07,281
What do the voicemails say?

602
00:44:08,282 --> 00:44:09,742
Yeah, right.

603
00:44:10,826 --> 00:44:14,955
<i>Hi, Su. When did you decide to go away?
You didn't tell me that.</i>

604
00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:17,917
<i>They're saying these big rats from Brazil
have gotten into New York</i>

605
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,752
<i>and are causing a lot of damage.</i>

606
00:44:19,835 --> 00:44:22,588
<i>It's very dangerous, Su!</i>

607
00:44:22,671 --> 00:44:25,674
<i>Anyway, listen, could you please have
a think about Thanksgiving?</i>

608
00:44:25,758 --> 00:44:28,010
<i>Because the flights are gonna
start getting expensive.</i>

609
00:44:28,093 --> 00:44:29,178
<i>Okay? Bye!</i>

610
00:44:29,261 --> 00:44:30,846
Oh, my God, it's fucking June, Mom.

611
00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:33,307
- Okay, just next... Next one, next one.
- Okay.

612
00:44:33,390 --> 00:44:37,978
<i>Hi, Surina. Are you watching this?
Those rats in New York, they're not rats.</i>

613
00:44:38,062 --> 00:44:39,730
<i>They're not rats, Su.</i>

614
00:44:39,813 --> 00:44:41,899
<i>They're talking about it on</i> Fox & Friends.

615
00:44:41,982 --> 00:44:42,816
<i>It's unbelievable.</i>

616
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,110
<i>They're some kind of alien,
would you believe it?</i>

617
00:44:45,194 --> 00:44:47,863
- <i>Extraterrestrials. All over the world.</i>
- Aliens?

618
00:44:47,947 --> 00:44:50,491
- <i>Gene saw one in his backyard.</i>
- I didn't listen to this part.

619
00:44:50,574 --> 00:44:53,661
<i>Hang on, Carol's calling me.
I'll call you back, bye, bye, bye.</i>

620
00:44:53,744 --> 00:44:56,497
That's it, that's the end.
I mean, we're toast. Aliens, Su.

621
00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:59,250
Jack, just stop. There's more.

622
00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,502
- <i>Ethanol? What?</i>
- <i>They're attracted to ethanol.</i>

623
00:45:01,585 --> 00:45:04,922
<i>They're attracted to ethanol?
What is it, is it a drink?</i>

624
00:45:05,005 --> 00:45:08,259
<i>No, just the sherry. It's here, I'll get it.
Hang on, hang on.</i>

625
00:45:08,342 --> 00:45:11,804
<i>Surina, hello? Are you there?
Pick up if you're there, pick up.</i>

626
00:45:13,222 --> 00:45:17,309
<i>Okay. I love you. I'm going to Carol's. Bye.</i>

627
00:45:18,310 --> 00:45:20,354
Oh, I just ignored her.

628
00:45:20,437 --> 00:45:24,441
I didn't even... I just thought
she was, like, a crazy person.

629
00:45:24,525 --> 00:45:26,610
I didn't even try.

630
00:45:26,694 --> 00:45:30,239
Hey, hey. I'm sure it's okay.

631
00:45:31,699 --> 00:45:34,660
That's the last voicemail I have from her.

632
00:45:34,743 --> 00:45:37,454
Okay, and who were
the other voicemails from?

633
00:45:38,455 --> 00:45:40,499
Raph. Your mom.

634
00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:43,919
- Yeah, play them? Play them, play them.
- Okay.

635
00:45:48,549 --> 00:45:50,050
<i>Sorry, making a smoothie.</i>

636
00:45:50,134 --> 00:45:52,845
<i>Listen, shit's getting weird here
in New York,</i>

637
00:45:52,928 --> 00:45:56,640
<i>so I'm gonna come up there to the cabin
and chill with you guys till this rides out.</i>

638
00:45:56,724 --> 00:45:59,310
<i>Sorry to crash your vibe. Peace.</i>

639
00:45:59,393 --> 00:46:02,688
- When is that message from?
- Yesterday at 1:30 p.m.

640
00:46:02,771 --> 00:46:04,231
Fuck!

641
00:46:04,315 --> 00:46:06,066
Okay, next one, next one.

642
00:46:06,150 --> 00:46:08,569
<i>Hey, Su. Listen, I'm trying
to get in touch with Jack,</i>

643
00:46:08,652 --> 00:46:12,781
<i>and so I tried you, but sounds like
you two have the same ridiculous voicemail.</i>

644
00:46:12,865 --> 00:46:15,618
<i>Anywhoozle, we just wanted to let you know
we loaded up the boat,</i>

645
00:46:15,701 --> 00:46:18,412
<i>and we're gonna be out on the water
until all of this blows over.</i>

646
00:46:18,495 --> 00:46:22,541
<i>Dad has stored up six weeks of canned food,
so don't worry about us, all right?</i>

647
00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,335
<i>He's got everything under control.</i>

648
00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:29,215
<i>Listen, if you get this in the next hour,
we can pick you up at any port, all right?</i>

649
00:46:29,298 --> 00:46:31,550
<i>Hope you get this. Bye.</i>

650
00:46:31,634 --> 00:46:33,052
What time's that from?

651
00:46:33,135 --> 00:46:35,387
Five thirty-five p.m., yesterday.

652
00:46:35,471 --> 00:46:37,890
Fuck. Okay.

653
00:46:37,973 --> 00:46:39,350
Yeah.

654
00:46:40,935 --> 00:46:41,810
Okay.

655
00:46:42,811 --> 00:46:47,233
<i>Fuck, I'm probably just leaving a message
for two dead people right now.</i>

656
00:46:47,316 --> 00:46:49,068
<i>We're all gonna die anyway.</i>

657
00:46:50,069 --> 00:46:53,697
<i>So I'm coming, my grandfather's gun is
in the chest in the basement.</i>

658
00:46:53,781 --> 00:46:54,990
<i>The code is...</i>

659
00:46:55,074 --> 00:46:57,785
<i>the year penicillin was invented.
Have it ready for me.</i>

660
00:46:57,868 --> 00:47:00,246
<i>Get away from it. No, it'll close up!</i>

661
00:47:00,329 --> 00:47:01,997
We could've got out.

662
00:47:02,081 --> 00:47:04,333
Okay, well,
maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves.

663
00:47:04,416 --> 00:47:06,126
Aliens, Su!

664
00:47:06,210 --> 00:47:10,839
I'm sorry, but you had ample time to tell me
about this yesterday, we could have escaped!

665
00:47:10,923 --> 00:47:12,675
We could be on a fucking boat right now!

666
00:47:12,758 --> 00:47:14,468
Okay, what are we even doing here?

667
00:47:14,552 --> 00:47:15,719
It's your friend's cabin...

668
00:47:15,803 --> 00:47:18,180
I didn't know there were gonna be aliens
on planet Earth!

669
00:47:18,264 --> 00:47:19,139
I didn't either!

670
00:47:19,223 --> 00:47:22,101
- Let's not argue, it's not helpful to argue.
- You were arguing.

671
00:47:22,184 --> 00:47:25,396
I'm trying to voice my opinion
and then you were starting to argue with me.

672
00:47:25,479 --> 00:47:27,064
Okay, fine, let's just both shut up.

673
00:47:27,147 --> 00:47:28,732
Yeah, you're right. Okay.

674
00:47:28,816 --> 00:47:30,943
Yes, just chill,

675
00:47:31,026 --> 00:47:35,781
and let's just think about this
for a second. So...

676
00:47:38,742 --> 00:47:39,618
Okay.

677
00:47:40,661 --> 00:47:42,663
I think we should go into town,

678
00:47:42,746 --> 00:47:44,415
try to get cell service,

679
00:47:44,498 --> 00:47:47,710
and then we'll call your parents
and meet them by the water.

680
00:47:47,793 --> 00:47:49,295
Okay.

681
00:47:49,378 --> 00:47:53,799
Don't you think, though, it'd be safer
if we just stayed here and, you know, hide?

682
00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,067
No!

683
00:48:12,151 --> 00:48:13,277
No, no, no!

684
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,571
- What, the car won't start?
- Come on!

685
00:48:15,654 --> 00:48:19,867
- It's out of gas.
- We just put $30 into the tank.

686
00:48:23,746 --> 00:48:25,748
<i>This is an emergency alert.</i>

687
00:48:25,831 --> 00:48:29,210
<i>Take shelter and stay tuned for updates.</i>

688
00:48:31,962 --> 00:48:34,298
Is there ethanol in gas?

689
00:48:35,299 --> 00:48:37,176
I don't know these things, Su.

690
00:48:37,259 --> 00:48:41,013
No, windows up, windows up, windows...
Definitely do not get out of the car!

691
00:48:41,096 --> 00:48:43,390
Oh, my God.

692
00:48:54,568 --> 00:48:58,697
Okay, Su, I need you to be a little bit
more focused on safety right now, okay?

693
00:48:58,781 --> 00:49:01,492
Jack, it drank the gas.

694
00:49:02,493 --> 00:49:05,496
Oh, my God.

695
00:49:05,579 --> 00:49:07,581
Oh, my God.

696
00:49:08,999 --> 00:49:10,209
Okay.

697
00:49:10,292 --> 00:49:12,878
Okay, yeah, so...

698
00:49:12,962 --> 00:49:15,297
I guess that we just stay put, yeah?

699
00:49:15,381 --> 00:49:16,799
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

700
00:49:16,882 --> 00:49:18,425
Yes.

701
00:49:18,509 --> 00:49:21,637
We have about three days' worth of food.

702
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,848
And kind of seems like the place
people would wanna escape to, yeah? So...

703
00:49:24,932 --> 00:49:26,183
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

704
00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:28,227
- Okay.
- Okay.

705
00:49:28,310 --> 00:49:31,188
Food. Shelter.

706
00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:32,940
And we have a gun in the basement.

707
00:49:33,941 --> 00:49:36,860
No, no, no. Su.

708
00:49:36,944 --> 00:49:41,699
Okay, I'm not adding a gun to the situation.
There's enough danger as it is. No gun.

709
00:49:41,782 --> 00:49:44,159
I can't, I cannot do that, can't do that.

710
00:49:44,243 --> 00:49:45,995
Jack.

711
00:49:46,078 --> 00:49:47,872
Jack, I know, trust me, I know.

712
00:49:47,955 --> 00:49:50,416
The presence of a gun,
having a gun in the home,

713
00:49:50,499 --> 00:49:53,586
increases the probability
of one of us being shot.

714
00:49:53,669 --> 00:49:55,629
I hate guns too. The statistics...

715
00:49:55,713 --> 00:49:57,464
If I so much as pick up a gun,

716
00:49:57,548 --> 00:50:00,759
I'm more likely to shoot you
than anything else in the house.

717
00:50:00,843 --> 00:50:03,053
I know, Jack, I know the statistics.

718
00:50:03,137 --> 00:50:06,599
You're 11 times more likely to kill yourself
than any external threat.

719
00:50:06,682 --> 00:50:07,850
Exactly.

720
00:50:08,851 --> 00:50:10,561
No guns.

721
00:50:11,562 --> 00:50:13,188
No gun.

722
00:50:14,982 --> 00:50:19,069
- It's just, we might need to use the gun.
- No. No, no, no.

723
00:50:20,821 --> 00:50:22,072
Like if...

724
00:50:23,073 --> 00:50:27,203
aliens are coming toward us,

725
00:50:27,286 --> 00:50:29,538
a gun might stop them.

726
00:50:35,419 --> 00:50:38,339
Okay. We're gun people.

727
00:50:38,422 --> 00:50:41,467
- No...
- We are gun people now.

728
00:50:49,141 --> 00:50:51,518
<i>My grandfather's gun is
in the chest in the basement.</i>

729
00:50:51,602 --> 00:50:54,355
<i>The code is...
the year penicillin was invented.</i>

730
00:50:54,438 --> 00:50:55,564
<i>Have it ready for me.</i>

731
00:50:55,648 --> 00:50:57,524
<i>Get away from it. No, it'll close up!</i>

732
00:50:58,567 --> 00:51:03,447
Sounded like 1970?

733
00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:05,157
Or like 1770.

734
00:51:05,241 --> 00:51:08,369
1777, 1777, 1870?

735
00:51:08,452 --> 00:51:10,663
What was penicillin the cure for?

736
00:51:10,746 --> 00:51:14,416
- Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna start at 1700.
- Okay, that's great, thank you.

737
00:51:18,546 --> 00:51:20,381
I just hope my mom's okay.

738
00:51:20,464 --> 00:51:22,591
Oh, I wish I could call her.

739
00:51:22,675 --> 00:51:25,594
Su, you can't just think about...
Yeah, right.

740
00:51:25,678 --> 00:51:27,179
1704...

741
00:51:27,263 --> 00:51:29,223
And the thing about... That's, you know,

742
00:51:29,306 --> 00:51:32,393
- because when you have parents, then they...
- What?

743
00:51:32,476 --> 00:51:36,146
Just, I can't...
I can't do the code and talk, yeah.

744
00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:38,232
There we go. Thank you.

745
00:51:41,151 --> 00:51:44,238
- So let's not speculate.
- Right.

746
00:51:44,321 --> 00:51:46,782
What do we know? What do we not know?

747
00:51:46,865 --> 00:51:49,159
Okay. What do we know, what do we know?

748
00:51:49,243 --> 00:51:53,414
Well, we know
that there are aliens on planet Earth.

749
00:51:54,415 --> 00:51:55,416
Jesus Christ.

750
00:51:55,499 --> 00:51:58,878
And we know that they look
like tiny, furry, little foot stools

751
00:51:58,961 --> 00:52:00,838
and that New York has been evacuated,

752
00:52:00,921 --> 00:52:05,217
which means that other cities
have been evacuated as well.

753
00:52:07,303 --> 00:52:10,264
Look, we can't think about this
in terms of, like, movies we've seen

754
00:52:10,347 --> 00:52:13,309
because these are aliens
from another planet,

755
00:52:13,392 --> 00:52:14,643
not Earth,

756
00:52:14,727 --> 00:52:17,980
so it doesn't really make sense
to be talking in terms of wants.

757
00:52:18,063 --> 00:52:21,567
Because those are really
Earth-based behaviors.

758
00:52:21,650 --> 00:52:23,819
Okay, we have to start somewhere.

759
00:52:25,487 --> 00:52:28,657
I don't think so.
I think we should start nowhere.

760
00:52:31,202 --> 00:52:33,913
I'm gonna start looking for more stuff
to make weapons.

761
00:52:33,996 --> 00:52:35,414
Wait, are you leaving this room?

762
00:52:35,497 --> 00:52:37,917
Yeah, I think there's more weapon-y stuff
in the basement.

763
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,710
But... Okay, just be careful.

764
00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:42,796
It's the... The pouffe is so fast and sneaky.

765
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,634
Right, those are Earth-based attributes,
but, yeah, okay.

766
00:53:58,372 --> 00:54:01,125
- What the hell was that?
- I dropped a flashlight.

767
00:54:01,208 --> 00:54:04,420
- What are you doing?
- I don't know, I don't know.

768
00:54:04,503 --> 00:54:05,838
I just...

769
00:54:05,921 --> 00:54:07,131
God.

770
00:54:08,132 --> 00:54:10,551
Can we not split up again?
It's just too scary.

771
00:54:10,634 --> 00:54:12,094
Yeah, sorry.

772
00:54:12,177 --> 00:54:15,055
I got tape, flashlight, a broom,

773
00:54:15,139 --> 00:54:17,391
and I think we should use the wine.

774
00:54:17,474 --> 00:54:18,976
Use the wine?

775
00:54:19,059 --> 00:54:22,563
- Yeah, as, like, a distraction bomb.
- What?

776
00:54:22,646 --> 00:54:24,398
Okay, so the pouffe is coming towards us,

777
00:54:24,481 --> 00:54:26,609
we have the wine, we throw it very far away,

778
00:54:26,692 --> 00:54:30,404
it shatters,
the pouffe goes right towards the wine.

779
00:54:32,656 --> 00:54:35,492
It's not a bad idea. It's pretty clever.

780
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,036
Thanks, yeah. I mean...

781
00:54:44,543 --> 00:54:46,629
The hinges aren't on.

782
00:54:46,712 --> 00:54:48,839
Looks like it just...

783
00:54:48,923 --> 00:54:51,133
Oh, bingo.

784
00:54:51,217 --> 00:54:53,010
Yes.

785
00:54:54,678 --> 00:54:56,805
We should test it.

786
00:55:08,943 --> 00:55:12,071
- What are you doing?
- Oh, I'm just protecting my ears.

787
00:55:14,490 --> 00:55:15,950
I think you should too.

788
00:55:17,701 --> 00:55:19,411
Just shoot the gun.

789
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:23,958
Okay.

790
00:55:24,959 --> 00:55:27,461
God, this trigger's hard to...

791
00:55:29,964 --> 00:55:31,799
Jack! Are you...?

792
00:55:33,175 --> 00:55:35,010
Is there any in my hair?

793
00:55:35,094 --> 00:55:37,555
- No, I think you're good.
- Yeah, cool.

794
00:55:37,638 --> 00:55:39,348
How about on my body?

795
00:55:39,431 --> 00:55:42,101
- You're good, are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah, fine.

796
00:55:44,979 --> 00:55:48,941
I hid the bullets too, in a separate place.

797
00:55:51,944 --> 00:55:53,821
Regardless of everything else,

798
00:55:53,904 --> 00:55:57,074
I'm glad we're on the same page about guns.

799
00:55:58,534 --> 00:56:01,453
- I'm starving.
- Me too.

800
00:56:02,454 --> 00:56:04,832
We should probably ration, though, right?

801
00:56:04,915 --> 00:56:06,500
Yeah.

802
00:56:07,877 --> 00:56:11,088
We should make go bags,
in case we have to leave really suddenly.

803
00:56:11,171 --> 00:56:14,800
Okay. Yeah, like passports
and birth certificates.

804
00:56:15,801 --> 00:56:19,972
No, we don't have those. Okay, yeah,
go bags, that's a good idea. Okay.

805
00:56:20,973 --> 00:56:23,809
We have spaghetti squash, micro greens,

806
00:56:23,893 --> 00:56:27,104
lamb chops, leftover quinoa...

807
00:56:28,606 --> 00:56:32,067
Would it have killed us
to have gotten some nonperishables?

808
00:56:35,613 --> 00:56:40,492
Okay. Three, two, one, go.

809
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,542
Fuck!

810
00:56:49,877 --> 00:56:50,753
On the move.

811
00:56:50,836 --> 00:56:53,339
Hut! Hut!

812
00:56:53,422 --> 00:56:55,174
Get the ice.

813
00:56:59,261 --> 00:57:02,640
- It won't close, it won't close!
- It's okay, it's okay, let's go, let's go.

814
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:04,600
All right. And I'm here.

815
00:57:04,683 --> 00:57:06,894
Banana bag, the duffel, the backpack.

816
00:57:06,977 --> 00:57:08,437
Good.

817
00:57:10,231 --> 00:57:12,816
Twenty-three seconds. Not bad.

818
00:57:13,817 --> 00:57:16,820
Seems like a lot of stuff
to carry on the run.

819
00:57:21,534 --> 00:57:23,160
Okay, okay.

820
00:57:24,161 --> 00:57:25,538
Sean Connery.

821
00:57:26,539 --> 00:57:30,209
What time are you going to Wimbledon?

822
00:57:38,384 --> 00:57:40,344
I don't know.

823
00:57:41,971 --> 00:57:45,849
"I was thinking about 10-ish."

824
00:57:47,726 --> 00:57:48,686
That's a good one.

825
00:57:50,229 --> 00:57:52,565
Okay, Sean Connery.

826
00:57:53,566 --> 00:57:58,696
What did Sean Connery say
to the hostage who had a beard?

827
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,408
I don't know.

828
00:58:03,409 --> 00:58:06,871
"I came here to shave you."

829
00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:15,254
Is anyone going to shave us?

830
00:58:16,255 --> 00:58:19,842
Or are we gonna have to shave ourselves?

831
00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:26,223
If it's as bad as it seems,
everything's gonna be different.

832
00:58:27,892 --> 00:58:31,729
Maybe I can be a part of the team
that rebuilds the Internet.

833
00:58:34,398 --> 00:58:35,649
Jackie.

834
00:58:36,650 --> 00:58:38,027
Yeah?

835
00:58:39,945 --> 00:58:42,406
We don't have any skills.

836
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,041
Are you scared?

837
00:58:53,626 --> 00:58:54,960
A little bit.

838
00:58:55,961 --> 00:58:59,340
Me too. A little bit.

839
00:59:09,141 --> 00:59:10,809
You should go to sleep for a bit.

840
00:59:11,810 --> 00:59:14,939
I wouldn't abandon you. No way.

841
00:59:15,940 --> 00:59:18,692
I'm not even tired yet, seriously.

842
00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:23,739
I'll wake you up when I'm tired
and then you can keep watch.

843
00:59:28,744 --> 00:59:30,788
I love you, Jackie.

844
00:59:41,799 --> 00:59:44,510
I know they don't look like us, Jack.

845
00:59:46,303 --> 00:59:50,558
But who's to say
they won't take better care of this place?

846
00:59:52,518 --> 00:59:54,228
Get out of here!

847
00:59:54,311 --> 00:59:57,690
Jack, it's okay, it's okay.

848
00:59:57,773 --> 00:59:59,608
Pouffe on the couch!

849
01:00:00,609 --> 01:00:03,821
- You stay away from us!
- There's a pouffe on the couch!

850
01:00:04,947 --> 01:00:06,699
- Jack, we need to go!
- What's happening?

851
01:00:06,782 --> 01:00:09,994
- I need a minute.
- Jack, we need to get out of here! Jack!

852
01:00:10,077 --> 01:00:12,079
- Run, Jack.
- Okay.

853
01:00:12,162 --> 01:00:14,331
Let's go! Let's go.

854
01:00:15,624 --> 01:00:18,335
Okay. Okay. Come on. Come on.

855
01:00:18,419 --> 01:00:20,004
That was the pouffe, wasn't it?

856
01:00:20,087 --> 01:00:21,755
Yeah, it was. It was.

857
01:00:21,839 --> 01:00:24,925
- Barn, barn, barn!
- Barn!

858
01:00:28,387 --> 01:00:30,014
No, no, no, I just woke up!

859
01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:42,568
Okay, okay.

860
01:00:42,651 --> 01:00:44,528
- Okay. Yeah.
- Okay.

861
01:00:44,612 --> 01:00:46,238
Okay.

862
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,076
Keys?

863
01:00:52,077 --> 01:00:53,579
Keys.

864
01:00:54,580 --> 01:00:56,665
- Car!
- Yeah.

865
01:00:56,749 --> 01:00:58,209
- Car!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

866
01:00:58,292 --> 01:01:00,836
Okay. Keys. Yeah.

867
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,588
No hole!

868
01:01:03,589 --> 01:01:06,008
No hole, no hole, no hole.

869
01:01:09,136 --> 01:01:11,597
- You have to put the clutch in.
- It's stick shift?

870
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:14,099
- Stick, you can't drive a stick?
- Can you?

871
01:01:14,183 --> 01:01:15,226
No.

872
01:01:16,518 --> 01:01:19,605
Well, my boyfriend in college
taught me once, but it was once.

873
01:01:19,688 --> 01:01:23,234
I don't know, I'm not very good!
I don't know.

874
01:01:23,317 --> 01:01:25,069
Okay.

875
01:01:25,152 --> 01:01:27,112
Oh, my God, yeah.

876
01:01:28,113 --> 01:01:30,115
All right. Okay.

877
01:01:31,116 --> 01:01:35,287
Put the clutch in, turn the engine...

878
01:01:38,707 --> 01:01:39,959
Have to keep the clutch in.

879
01:01:45,714 --> 01:01:48,842
Go, go, go! Su, Su!

880
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,188
Go, go, go.

881
01:02:01,272 --> 01:02:03,691
- Go, go, go!
- I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!

882
01:02:03,774 --> 01:02:05,484
Okay.

883
01:02:05,568 --> 01:02:09,280
- Okay. Come on, Su, a little faster.
- Okay, this is as fast as it goes.

884
01:02:09,363 --> 01:02:10,948
All right. All right.

885
01:02:11,031 --> 01:02:12,825
Going, going, going.

886
01:02:12,908 --> 01:02:14,034
Going. Wait.

887
01:02:14,118 --> 01:02:15,035
The go bags.

888
01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:17,037
Goddamn it, the go bags.

889
01:02:17,121 --> 01:02:20,541
We can do this.
Twenty-three seconds, we got this.

890
01:02:20,624 --> 01:02:24,211
- Su, the pouffe is in the cabin!
- Right.

891
01:02:24,295 --> 01:02:27,548
Okay, let's forget the fridge stuff.
Then we don't have to go in the cabin.

892
01:02:27,631 --> 01:02:30,885
We have the go bags by the door with
the essentials, that's all we need, okay?

893
01:02:30,968 --> 01:02:32,052
- Okay.
- Okay.

894
01:02:32,136 --> 01:02:33,220
So I'm gonna reverse.

895
01:02:33,304 --> 01:02:35,180
You're gonna go to the wood pile,
get the ax.

896
01:02:35,264 --> 01:02:37,433
I'm gonna go in the cabin,
get the bags by the door.

897
01:02:37,516 --> 01:02:39,226
We'll meet back in the car and reverse.

898
01:02:39,310 --> 01:02:41,979
Reverse, go to the wood pile,
go back to the door, get the bags,

899
01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:44,064
get outside, take the other...

900
01:02:44,148 --> 01:02:45,816
Are you listening or are you repeating?

901
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:48,152
Yeah, go to the ax... I'm so sorry.
Just one more time.

902
01:02:48,235 --> 01:02:52,531
No, just get the ax... Okay, I'm so sorry.
What is it? What, say it one more time?

903
01:02:57,953 --> 01:02:59,997
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.

904
01:03:06,045 --> 01:03:07,713
- Su, Su!
- What?

905
01:03:07,796 --> 01:03:10,883
- Stop! Pouffe on the roof.
- What?

906
01:03:10,966 --> 01:03:12,343
Pouffe on the roof!

907
01:03:23,646 --> 01:03:27,358
It didn't drink the gas.
I don't think it... Is it clear?

908
01:03:27,441 --> 01:03:28,567
I don't know.

909
01:03:28,651 --> 01:03:29,568
Is it good?

910
01:03:29,652 --> 01:03:31,820
I don't know, yeah, yeah.

911
01:03:31,904 --> 01:03:32,905
Okay.

912
01:03:32,988 --> 01:03:34,323
Okay.

913
01:03:38,327 --> 01:03:39,745
Here, got you.

914
01:03:39,828 --> 01:03:41,163
Let's go.

915
01:03:41,247 --> 01:03:43,249
Okay. Okay.

916
01:03:47,753 --> 01:03:49,463
Do you see any?

917
01:03:52,174 --> 01:03:55,052
- What was that?
- It doesn't matter, let's just keep going.

918
01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:55,970
- Yeah?
- Okay.

919
01:03:56,053 --> 01:03:57,346
Okay.

920
01:03:58,347 --> 01:04:00,599
- Hey-o.
- Oh, God!

921
01:04:07,106 --> 01:04:08,857
All right, yeah, I'm not an expert,

922
01:04:08,941 --> 01:04:11,902
but don't you think
that we should be switching gears?

923
01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:34,383
Damn it, I slept in my contacts.

924
01:04:34,466 --> 01:04:36,802
Oh, what, you didn't eat them?

925
01:04:38,053 --> 01:04:39,430
Still no service?

926
01:04:40,556 --> 01:04:42,766
No, no service.

927
01:04:43,976 --> 01:04:47,521
Hey, hey, hey, wait, what is that?

928
01:04:48,689 --> 01:04:51,108
Oh, stop, stop, stop.

929
01:04:52,484 --> 01:04:53,777
Oh, no.

930
01:04:55,654 --> 01:04:58,741
Oh, God, it's a pouffe. Oh, shit.

931
01:04:58,824 --> 01:05:00,367
Oh, no.

932
01:05:00,451 --> 01:05:01,785
It sucked out the gas!

933
01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:02,870
It sucked out the gas.

934
01:05:02,953 --> 01:05:04,079
- It's a fluffer!
- Shoot it!

935
01:05:04,163 --> 01:05:05,289
Holy shit.

936
01:05:05,372 --> 01:05:08,209
- It's going right through!
- It's going straight through.

937
01:05:10,252 --> 01:05:11,587
Oh, my God.

938
01:05:11,670 --> 01:05:12,546
No, no, no.

939
01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:13,756
No, no, no.

940
01:05:13,839 --> 01:05:15,633
Oh, fuck.

941
01:05:17,092 --> 01:05:18,802
No, no, no.

942
01:05:21,180 --> 01:05:22,932
- Shit, Su, reverse.
- Oh, my God, okay.

943
01:05:23,015 --> 01:05:24,266
- Reverse, reverse.
- Okay.

944
01:05:24,350 --> 01:05:25,976
- Come on.
- Okay.

945
01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:27,269
Can't get it.

946
01:05:27,353 --> 01:05:29,438
Jack, what are you doing?

947
01:05:31,065 --> 01:05:32,483
Jack!

948
01:05:41,992 --> 01:05:43,744
Holy shit.

949
01:06:00,177 --> 01:06:01,387
Holy shit.

950
01:06:02,388 --> 01:06:04,473
- It worked.
- It worked.

951
01:06:04,557 --> 01:06:05,808
Holy shit.

952
01:06:12,773 --> 01:06:14,108
Oh, God.

953
01:06:14,191 --> 01:06:15,901
It's in my mouth.

954
01:06:15,985 --> 01:06:17,861
Did it just pouffe us?

955
01:06:23,868 --> 01:06:24,952
Is it gone?

956
01:06:26,078 --> 01:06:28,163
Yeah. I think so.

957
01:06:28,247 --> 01:06:30,165
Yeah, drive.

958
01:06:38,883 --> 01:06:42,386
Jesus, that's a lot of blood.

959
01:06:48,684 --> 01:06:50,102
What was that?

960
01:06:52,855 --> 01:06:54,690
That's a baby.

961
01:06:57,902 --> 01:07:00,779
That's definitely a crying baby
in the truck.

962
01:07:01,780 --> 01:07:05,576
Okay, what if it wasn't a baby?
What if it was, like, a bird or something?

963
01:07:07,828 --> 01:07:10,539
Under normal circumstances,
you know I would help the baby out.

964
01:07:10,623 --> 01:07:12,082
You know I would.

965
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:15,961
I just think that right now
we should be just full-blown selfish, yeah?

966
01:07:16,045 --> 01:07:19,215
Jack, we can't be the people who left
the crying baby in the truck, though.

967
01:07:20,216 --> 01:07:22,134
Maybe we didn't hear it. Right?

968
01:07:22,218 --> 01:07:26,805
What if we just drove by
and we didn't even hear it, the baby?

969
01:07:29,183 --> 01:07:30,893
- Shit!
- Oh, God.

970
01:07:30,976 --> 01:07:32,353
God. Shit.

971
01:07:44,615 --> 01:07:46,700
Shit, it's a baby.

972
01:07:49,578 --> 01:07:52,414
Should we just take it
or should we leave a note?

973
01:07:52,498 --> 01:07:56,001
I'd like to get the fuck out of here
as fast as possible.

974
01:07:57,962 --> 01:08:00,214
Okay, okay.

975
01:08:05,803 --> 01:08:07,346
Hi.

976
01:08:08,347 --> 01:08:10,391
Okay, we're gonna get you out of here.

977
01:08:10,474 --> 01:08:11,850
Yes, we are.

978
01:08:11,934 --> 01:08:13,143
I got you.

979
01:08:13,227 --> 01:08:15,604
Can you help me with the seat belt?

980
01:08:16,605 --> 01:08:19,108
You're okay. It's okay.

981
01:08:19,191 --> 01:08:22,444
- It's just, it's stuck, I don't know why.
- Okay.

982
01:08:22,528 --> 01:08:25,406
- What the hell?
- Actually, should we just get him out

983
01:08:25,489 --> 01:08:28,993
- and just not worry about the whole thing?
- I'm trying to get the whole thing out.

984
01:08:29,076 --> 01:08:31,871
- Okay, just take him out.
- Is this a button or a knob?

985
01:08:31,954 --> 01:08:32,955
Tell me how this...

986
01:08:33,038 --> 01:08:35,749
That's how you should do it,
let me look for something.

987
01:08:35,833 --> 01:08:38,419
Why would it look like a button
if it's not a button?

988
01:08:38,502 --> 01:08:41,338
- It's like military grade. I don't know.
- Why would you make it...?

989
01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:44,592
Oh, it's stuck. But...

990
01:08:44,675 --> 01:08:47,135
It's a diesel, isn't it?

991
01:08:47,219 --> 01:08:48,679
A lady!

992
01:08:48,762 --> 01:08:51,139
I'm gonna take the car, okay?

993
01:08:51,223 --> 01:08:53,349
Okay, no, no, no!

994
01:08:53,434 --> 01:08:56,019
There are six more bullets left in this gun.

995
01:08:56,103 --> 01:08:58,606
- Don't take the car.
- Don't do this, please don't do this!

996
01:08:58,688 --> 01:09:01,108
- We don't know what we're doing!
- You can't leave us here!

997
01:09:01,191 --> 01:09:02,568
What about the baby?

998
01:09:03,611 --> 01:09:05,446
It's not my baby.

999
01:09:09,450 --> 01:09:11,076
Wait.

1000
01:09:22,755 --> 01:09:24,757
What is happening?

1001
01:09:25,799 --> 01:09:27,718
We're fucked.

1002
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,720
I mean, we were fucked,

1003
01:09:29,803 --> 01:09:33,014
and now we have no car and a fucking baby!

1004
01:09:33,098 --> 01:09:35,851
Where did she come from, the woods?

1005
01:09:35,934 --> 01:09:37,937
The go bags, Jack.

1006
01:09:38,019 --> 01:09:39,772
What the fuck just happened?

1007
01:09:39,854 --> 01:09:41,898
If we had the gun,
we would still have the car.

1008
01:09:41,982 --> 01:09:44,235
Su, if we had a gun, she would've shot us

1009
01:09:44,318 --> 01:09:46,695
and then stolen the car.

1010
01:09:50,616 --> 01:09:51,909
Is he okay?

1011
01:09:52,910 --> 01:09:56,037
Of course he's not okay.
His parents are dead and he's stuck with us.

1012
01:09:56,121 --> 01:09:58,831
You're okay. You're okay, little guy.

1013
01:09:58,916 --> 01:10:00,459
I'm gonna get you out of here.

1014
01:10:00,543 --> 01:10:02,878
Okay, let's just grab their shit
and let's go.

1015
01:10:02,961 --> 01:10:04,380
Okay, where?

1016
01:10:04,463 --> 01:10:07,132
I don't know, the woods, the other way?

1017
01:10:07,215 --> 01:10:08,092
Okay, yeah.

1018
01:10:08,175 --> 01:10:09,009
Shit.

1019
01:10:09,093 --> 01:10:10,094
Okay, come on.

1020
01:10:10,177 --> 01:10:11,595
Still no service.

1021
01:10:11,679 --> 01:10:15,266
Okay, let's stay away from houses and cars.

1022
01:10:15,349 --> 01:10:16,809
Hi.

1023
01:10:16,892 --> 01:10:19,353
Hurry up because I think
we're kind of in a hot zone here.

1024
01:10:19,436 --> 01:10:21,313
The car probably still smells like ethanol.

1025
01:10:21,397 --> 01:10:22,398
Bingo.

1026
01:10:28,028 --> 01:10:30,990
Feel like I can still smell the pouffe.

1027
01:10:38,163 --> 01:10:39,999
My birth control was in the car.

1028
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:42,126
Goddamn it.

1029
01:10:42,209 --> 01:10:45,337
If we don't get rescued in the next
three days, I'm going to get my period.

1030
01:10:45,421 --> 01:10:46,964
Is that how that works?

1031
01:10:47,047 --> 01:10:52,011
Instant noodles, electrolytes, epinephrine.

1032
01:10:53,012 --> 01:10:55,431
There's a birth certificate
for this little guy.

1033
01:10:55,514 --> 01:10:58,350
- Oh, my God.
- What? What is it?

1034
01:11:00,644 --> 01:11:02,229
No!

1035
01:11:04,315 --> 01:11:05,983
Baby Jack?

1036
01:11:06,066 --> 01:11:07,318
Baby Jack.

1037
01:11:08,652 --> 01:11:11,655
We have two... We have two Jacks.

1038
01:11:18,454 --> 01:11:20,497
I think Baby Jack shat himself.

1039
01:11:25,961 --> 01:11:27,213
Do you know how to do it?

1040
01:11:28,214 --> 01:11:30,382
- I guess so.
- Yeah.

1041
01:11:30,466 --> 01:11:32,760
I mean, it's not cricket science.

1042
01:11:32,843 --> 01:11:33,886
Cricket?

1043
01:11:33,969 --> 01:11:36,430
- Rocket science.
- Yeah.

1044
01:11:36,513 --> 01:11:38,724
I changed my nephew a couple of times.

1045
01:11:38,807 --> 01:11:41,602
He peed on me once,
so I learned my lesson there.

1046
01:11:41,685 --> 01:11:44,271
You gotta keep your head back.

1047
01:11:46,023 --> 01:11:48,108
Just put him on the ground, or...?

1048
01:11:48,192 --> 01:11:49,693
Changing mat.

1049
01:11:49,777 --> 01:11:51,195
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1050
01:11:51,278 --> 01:11:52,696
Okay.

1051
01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,658
Hi. Hi, Baby Jack.

1052
01:11:55,741 --> 01:11:56,700
Hi.

1053
01:11:56,784 --> 01:12:00,120
Okay, Baby Jack.

1054
01:12:00,204 --> 01:12:02,581
Okay, there we go.

1055
01:12:05,084 --> 01:12:07,878
What do we got here,
a little snappy snappies?

1056
01:12:08,879 --> 01:12:09,880
Yeah.

1057
01:12:10,881 --> 01:12:12,967
Oh, okay.

1058
01:12:14,552 --> 01:12:16,470
Oh, you got a little frown on, huh?

1059
01:12:16,554 --> 01:12:18,764
You little frowny guy.

1060
01:12:19,765 --> 01:12:22,059
Can you grab his legs?
This is, like, a two-person job.

1061
01:12:22,142 --> 01:12:23,435
- Sure.
- Yeah.

1062
01:12:24,436 --> 01:12:25,271
Okay.

1063
01:12:25,354 --> 01:12:27,940
There we go.

1064
01:12:38,659 --> 01:12:40,411
Litterbug.

1065
01:12:51,714 --> 01:12:53,215
I think I need to sit down.

1066
01:12:55,593 --> 01:12:57,052
Okay.

1067
01:12:57,136 --> 01:12:58,804
Yeah.

1068
01:12:58,888 --> 01:13:01,265
Here we go.

1069
01:13:05,644 --> 01:13:07,104
You're really pretty.

1070
01:13:08,105 --> 01:13:09,940
I guess I feel pretty.

1071
01:13:13,027 --> 01:13:16,906
I can't see you very well,
but I would say you look strong.

1072
01:13:16,989 --> 01:13:17,990
Yeah.

1073
01:13:18,991 --> 01:13:21,785
- I feel strong.
- Good.

1074
01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:30,628
I mean, this is what
we should've done all along.

1075
01:13:30,711 --> 01:13:33,923
- Had a baby, living wild and free.
- Yeah. Baby.

1076
01:13:35,216 --> 01:13:37,968
No, no, no burden of a job or society.

1077
01:13:38,052 --> 01:13:39,678
Yeah!

1078
01:13:39,762 --> 01:13:41,180
Now we have...

1079
01:13:42,181 --> 01:13:43,724
Now we have a son.

1080
01:13:43,807 --> 01:13:45,517
What?

1081
01:13:45,601 --> 01:13:46,435
What?

1082
01:13:47,436 --> 01:13:49,355
What did you say?

1083
01:13:50,356 --> 01:13:52,483
Do you wanna meet the officiant?

1084
01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:54,276
Su, this is Reverend Tree.

1085
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,195
Reverend Tree, Su.

1086
01:13:57,196 --> 01:13:59,615
Hey. He's marrying us.

1087
01:13:59,698 --> 01:14:00,991
We're getting married?

1088
01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:02,952
- Yeah, we are.
- We're getting married.

1089
01:14:03,035 --> 01:14:04,036
Yes.

1090
01:14:04,119 --> 01:14:07,122
Let us promise to always

1091
01:14:07,206 --> 01:14:09,583
listen to each other's thoughts and feelings

1092
01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:11,460
and to never lie,

1093
01:14:11,544 --> 01:14:14,213
especially when it pertains to aliens.

1094
01:14:14,296 --> 01:14:15,548
Okay.

1095
01:14:15,631 --> 01:14:18,384
And let's just get jobs
and contribute to society.

1096
01:14:18,467 --> 01:14:20,052
And let's rebuild the country.

1097
01:14:20,135 --> 01:14:22,346
- Just give me one second.
- Of course, take your time,

1098
01:14:22,429 --> 01:14:23,889
I don't need an answer right now.

1099
01:14:23,973 --> 01:14:25,140
That's what I told the guy.

1100
01:14:25,224 --> 01:14:27,393
I said you ever gonna come around here
another time,

1101
01:14:27,476 --> 01:14:30,229
you better shove that up your ass,
trying to sell me a coconut.

1102
01:14:31,230 --> 01:14:33,065
Oh, Su, what is this?

1103
01:14:33,148 --> 01:14:34,066
Su, Su, Su?

1104
01:14:36,193 --> 01:14:37,486
Jack.

1105
01:14:42,199 --> 01:14:43,075
Jack.

1106
01:14:43,158 --> 01:14:44,368
Jack, Jack, Jack.

1107
01:14:44,451 --> 01:14:45,286
Come snug me.

1108
01:14:45,369 --> 01:14:47,955
Jack, I'm gonna save you.

1109
01:14:52,334 --> 01:14:55,045
I got it. I got it.

1110
01:15:02,678 --> 01:15:04,013
Is that string cheese?

1111
01:15:04,096 --> 01:15:04,930
Don't fight me.

1112
01:15:05,014 --> 01:15:07,725
I'm not gonna fight. I like that stuff.

1113
01:15:10,769 --> 01:15:14,356
Remove blue.

1114
01:15:16,483 --> 01:15:17,610
One.

1115
01:15:18,611 --> 01:15:19,778
Two.

1116
01:15:21,238 --> 01:15:22,823
Three.

1117
01:16:27,304 --> 01:16:28,597
Su.

1118
01:16:28,681 --> 01:16:30,099
Oh, God.

1119
01:16:30,182 --> 01:16:31,684
Su. Su, Su.

1120
01:16:31,767 --> 01:16:33,018
Su.

1121
01:16:33,102 --> 01:16:34,770
- Su.
- What?

1122
01:16:34,853 --> 01:16:37,398
- We've been drugged, something happened.
- What's happening?

1123
01:16:37,481 --> 01:16:38,732
- You stabbing me?
- No, no, no.

1124
01:16:38,816 --> 01:16:40,818
The pouffe, it pouffed us.

1125
01:16:40,901 --> 01:16:43,529
And we just gotta go.
It's not very safe out right now, okay?

1126
01:16:43,612 --> 01:16:44,905
Oh, no.

1127
01:16:44,989 --> 01:16:46,824
I lost a contact.

1128
01:16:46,907 --> 01:16:48,325
It's not in my eye.

1129
01:16:48,409 --> 01:16:50,286
- Oh, shit.
- Goddamn it.

1130
01:16:50,369 --> 01:16:53,122
All my other contacts are
in the goddamn car.

1131
01:16:53,205 --> 01:16:55,791
Hey, whatever happened to your glasses?

1132
01:16:55,875 --> 01:16:58,878
I didn't like the way they looked,
so I threw them in the garbage.

1133
01:16:58,961 --> 01:16:59,962
Okay.

1134
01:17:00,045 --> 01:17:01,714
Well, can you see at all?

1135
01:17:01,797 --> 01:17:03,674
Like, through one eye.

1136
01:17:05,342 --> 01:17:07,052
Still no service.

1137
01:17:07,136 --> 01:17:08,262
Su?

1138
01:17:08,345 --> 01:17:09,763
What?

1139
01:17:09,847 --> 01:17:11,807
Where's Baby Jack?

1140
01:17:17,897 --> 01:17:19,565
Jack?

1141
01:17:20,566 --> 01:17:21,525
Jack!

1142
01:17:21,609 --> 01:17:24,194
I mean, he was here, and then I was here,

1143
01:17:24,278 --> 01:17:25,279
and then he went...

1144
01:17:25,362 --> 01:17:26,780
We lost the baby.

1145
01:17:26,864 --> 01:17:28,741
Of course we lost the baby.

1146
01:17:28,824 --> 01:17:30,701
I don't think he could've gotten far.

1147
01:17:30,784 --> 01:17:34,955
Yeah, sure, we can't even take care
of ourselves, let alone a baby.

1148
01:17:35,039 --> 01:17:38,375
We should've just left him in the car
for someone more capable to find him.

1149
01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:39,835
Jack, we're idiots.

1150
01:17:39,919 --> 01:17:42,379
We should be dead
instead of Baby Jack's parents.

1151
01:17:42,463 --> 01:17:46,217
Su, I think you're just having a hard time
right now because we were poisoned.

1152
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:48,802
No, the world is fucked,

1153
01:17:48,886 --> 01:17:51,138
and we should stop pretending it's not!

1154
01:17:51,222 --> 01:17:56,227
Okay, maybe if we just be quiet,
we can hear him.

1155
01:17:56,310 --> 01:17:57,937
Okay?

1156
01:18:03,901 --> 01:18:06,153
We're gonna die out here!

1157
01:18:06,237 --> 01:18:08,656
Su, Su, Su, no, no, no.

1158
01:18:08,739 --> 01:18:11,283
We're not dying. Hey, we're not dying.

1159
01:18:11,367 --> 01:18:12,451
We're not dying.

1160
01:18:12,535 --> 01:18:14,537
Let's just try to focus on one thing.

1161
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:16,372
Finding the baby.

1162
01:18:16,455 --> 01:18:20,000
Yeah, focus with me, okay.

1163
01:18:36,392 --> 01:18:37,226
Baby Jack!

1164
01:18:40,521 --> 01:18:41,564
Pouffe.

1165
01:18:42,648 --> 01:18:44,858
Is it looking at us or is it looking at him?

1166
01:18:48,571 --> 01:18:51,949
Okay, on the count of three,

1167
01:18:52,032 --> 01:18:54,159
you grab the knife, and I'll grab the wine.

1168
01:18:55,661 --> 01:18:56,912
One...

1169
01:18:56,996 --> 01:18:58,330
Now!

1170
01:19:01,584 --> 01:19:03,419
Jack!

1171
01:19:17,391 --> 01:19:19,018
Jack.

1172
01:19:20,352 --> 01:19:22,479
Su, the wine.

1173
01:19:23,689 --> 01:19:24,523
Okay.

1174
01:19:25,524 --> 01:19:27,526
- Come on, Su.
- Okay.

1175
01:19:38,829 --> 01:19:39,663
Jack!

1176
01:19:41,373 --> 01:19:43,000
Jack!

1177
01:19:44,501 --> 01:19:46,629
I'm alive, I'm alive!

1178
01:19:46,712 --> 01:19:48,631
Oh, my God.

1179
01:19:48,714 --> 01:19:50,090
Okay.

1180
01:19:52,635 --> 01:19:54,261
Jack, Jack.

1181
01:20:07,650 --> 01:20:09,485
What the fuck?

1182
01:20:29,004 --> 01:20:30,047
You okay?

1183
01:20:59,326 --> 01:21:01,287
Hi.

1184
01:21:09,378 --> 01:21:11,255
No way.

1185
01:21:18,679 --> 01:21:20,431
Oh, baby, I know.

1186
01:21:20,514 --> 01:21:22,141
It's okay.

1187
01:21:22,224 --> 01:21:23,392
Are you okay?

1188
01:21:23,475 --> 01:21:25,644
Yeah, yeah, I think so.

1189
01:21:25,728 --> 01:21:28,647
I mean, it almost killed me, but I think so.

1190
01:21:32,192 --> 01:21:34,737
You stepped between me and the pouffe.

1191
01:21:34,820 --> 01:21:35,863
Yeah.

1192
01:21:35,946 --> 01:21:37,197
You shielded me.

1193
01:21:37,281 --> 01:21:40,284
Well, you savagely murdered that pouffe
when it was attacking me.

1194
01:21:42,411 --> 01:21:44,747
I really... I didn't like it.

1195
01:21:44,830 --> 01:21:46,790
I really didn't want to.

1196
01:21:46,874 --> 01:21:49,960
- I don't like killing things.
- Yeah.

1197
01:21:50,044 --> 01:21:52,504
Sorry, I can't stop shaking.

1198
01:21:52,588 --> 01:21:54,215
It's okay.

1199
01:21:54,298 --> 01:21:56,133
I'm shaking too.

1200
01:21:56,217 --> 01:21:59,428
And we're chock-full
of epinephrine right now.

1201
01:22:03,265 --> 01:22:05,226
I think we're close to the trail.

1202
01:22:06,227 --> 01:22:08,604
We should just keep going up that hill.

1203
01:22:13,025 --> 01:22:15,236
What, do you love me or something?

1204
01:22:18,781 --> 01:22:21,033
What...? What is epinephrine?

1205
01:22:21,116 --> 01:22:22,952
I don't know.

1206
01:22:53,482 --> 01:22:55,401
Is that the lookout?

1207
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:05,160
Really is a nice view, huh?

1208
01:23:06,161 --> 01:23:07,037
Here.

1209
01:23:23,762 --> 01:23:26,640
We were here just a few days ago.

1210
01:23:27,766 --> 01:23:29,768
Three days ago.

1211
01:23:31,437 --> 01:23:33,606
I don't even know who I am anymore.

1212
01:23:34,607 --> 01:23:37,818
Oh, I don't think it matters
who we are anymore.

1213
01:23:38,819 --> 01:23:40,321
Yeah?

1214
01:23:41,322 --> 01:23:42,865
Right?

1215
01:23:49,788 --> 01:23:51,457
Yeah?

1216
01:23:56,670 --> 01:23:58,631
Oh, there's a thingy.

1217
01:24:00,299 --> 01:24:02,259
Su, there's something over there.

1218
01:24:05,512 --> 01:24:07,389
Was that there before?

1219
01:24:12,144 --> 01:24:14,313
What is that?

1220
01:24:27,743 --> 01:24:29,119
- Just looking.
- Su.

1221
01:24:29,203 --> 01:24:31,539
- I'm just looking.
- Su!

1222
01:24:57,189 --> 01:24:59,024
What is she doing?

1223
01:25:00,025 --> 01:25:02,278
Yeah, what's she doing?

1224
01:25:05,864 --> 01:25:08,492
Okay, we're touching it.

1225
01:25:11,996 --> 01:25:13,539
I can't.

1226
01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:18,586
There's like a... Like a force field.

1227
01:25:18,669 --> 01:25:21,797
Great. Well, maybe we don't touch it.
Yeah, it's not safe.

1228
01:25:21,881 --> 01:25:24,174
What's safe now, Jack?

1229
01:25:28,220 --> 01:25:30,055
Okay.

1230
01:25:31,432 --> 01:25:33,183
Let's touch the thing.

1231
01:25:55,039 --> 01:25:56,624
Cool.

1232
01:26:01,212 --> 01:26:03,297
Is it a communication tower or something?

1233
01:26:03,380 --> 01:26:06,884
Look, it just keeps going,
like down into the ground.

1234
01:26:07,885 --> 01:26:09,220
Phone?

1235
01:26:09,303 --> 01:26:10,721
- Phone!
- It's me.

1236
01:26:10,804 --> 01:26:12,264
- Phone.
- It's me. It's me.

1237
01:26:12,348 --> 01:26:13,349
Phone.

1238
01:26:13,432 --> 01:26:14,350
- Yes!
- Yeah?

1239
01:26:14,433 --> 01:26:15,559
- Yes!
- My God, who is it?

1240
01:26:15,643 --> 01:26:18,437
- Who is it, what is it?
- No! It won't pick up, it's totally busted.

1241
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:21,649
It won't answer. It won't answer.
Check yours, check yours, check yours.

1242
01:26:21,732 --> 01:26:22,650
It's on.

1243
01:26:23,651 --> 01:26:24,985
Oh, my God, I have signal.

1244
01:26:25,069 --> 01:26:26,237
- Oh, my God, yeah.
- Yes.

1245
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:28,364
- So many texts.
- Yeah.

1246
01:26:28,447 --> 01:26:29,865
Oh, my God.

1247
01:26:29,949 --> 01:26:32,326
- Holy shit.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1248
01:26:32,409 --> 01:26:33,953
Okay, go to CNN.

1249
01:26:34,036 --> 01:26:35,704
Okay, all right.

1250
01:26:35,788 --> 01:26:39,833
<i>I'm standing in the center
of what used to be Johannesburg.</i>

1251
01:26:39,917 --> 01:26:41,544
- What?
- What is that?

1252
01:26:42,545 --> 01:26:44,213
Go to Twitter.

1253
01:26:45,256 --> 01:26:47,383
- This isn't right.
- I don't know.

1254
01:26:47,466 --> 01:26:50,135
- What is happening?
- This can't be real.

1255
01:26:50,219 --> 01:26:51,595
Go to Facebook.

1256
01:26:53,806 --> 01:26:55,683
<i>...all right on the checkpoint.</i>

1257
01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:09,446
Oh, shit!

1258
01:27:09,530 --> 01:27:10,531
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

1259
01:27:10,614 --> 01:27:11,615
Oh, shit!

1260
01:27:11,699 --> 01:27:12,575
Oh, no!

1261
01:27:15,035 --> 01:27:17,955
- Shit! Help. Help!
- Help! Help!

1262
01:27:22,251 --> 01:27:24,044
- Help!
- Help!

1263
01:27:24,128 --> 01:27:25,296
We're in a pouffe trap!

1264
01:27:25,379 --> 01:27:28,048
- We're in a fucking pouffe trap!
- Shit, shit, shit. Shit, Jack.

1265
01:27:28,132 --> 01:27:31,886
- Okay, wait... Su, Su, the phone!
- Oh, my God, yes! Let me call my mom?

1266
01:27:31,969 --> 01:27:33,178
No, I don't wanna worry her.

1267
01:27:33,262 --> 01:27:34,763
- 911.
- We should call 911.

1268
01:27:34,847 --> 01:27:36,557
Okay.

1269
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,434
- Speaker, speaker.
- Speaker.

1270
01:27:38,517 --> 01:27:41,312
<i>You have called 911.
Due to high call volume...</i>

1271
01:27:41,395 --> 01:27:43,522
- Shit!
- <i>...we're unable to answer your call now.</i>

1272
01:27:43,606 --> 01:27:45,691
<i>Please leave a message after the tone.</i>

1273
01:27:45,774 --> 01:27:47,568
Okay, this is Surina Raji.

1274
01:27:47,651 --> 01:27:49,778
And Jack Wyndam.
Residents of Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

1275
01:27:49,862 --> 01:27:51,363
Yeah, hi, we're currently...

1276
01:27:51,447 --> 01:27:53,657
We're somewhere near Pine Bush, New York.

1277
01:27:53,741 --> 01:27:56,368
And we have a baby, we found him, Baby Jack.

1278
01:27:56,452 --> 01:27:58,454
And we're in a pod, and we're...

1279
01:27:58,537 --> 01:28:02,208
It's some alien trap of some sort
and we can't get out.

1280
01:28:03,626 --> 01:28:05,085
And we're going up.

1281
01:28:05,169 --> 01:28:06,420
- We're going up.
- Su.

1282
01:28:06,503 --> 01:28:07,880
We're going up.

1283
01:28:08,881 --> 01:28:11,217
- We're moving up now.
- Okay.

1284
01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:12,509
Su?

1285
01:28:15,137 --> 01:28:20,267
So, yeah, if you get this,
call us back at 917...

1286
01:28:21,685 --> 01:28:24,230
<i>You have been disconnected.</i>

1287
01:28:27,733 --> 01:28:28,984
Okay.

1288
01:28:29,985 --> 01:28:31,779
Oh, shit.

1289
01:28:31,862 --> 01:28:35,282
We're... We're in the sky, Su.

1290
01:28:54,718 --> 01:28:59,181
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Hey. Everything's gonna be all right.

1291
01:28:59,265 --> 01:29:00,432
Everything's fine.

1292
01:29:00,516 --> 01:29:02,226
I'm sorry.

1293
01:29:20,828 --> 01:29:22,496
It's okay.

1294
01:29:23,497 --> 01:29:26,500
- Are you having trouble breathing?
- Yeah.

1295
01:29:30,087 --> 01:29:31,672
Okay.

1296
01:29:40,514 --> 01:29:41,348
Oxygen.

1297
01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:27,144
Are we saved?

1298
01:31:14,717 --> 01:31:19,717
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