Toilet Paper Dating Simulator 2 Source Code

## Fucking kill me ##

define y = Character("You", color="0DF1E7")
define TP = Character("Toilet Paper", color="42FF00")
define A = Character("Alex", color="FF37F0")
define GIN = Character("Glitchy is Near", color="376BFF")
define LBE = Character("Lil Bit Everything", color="F35252")
define D = Character("Developer", color="FFAA00")
define TPN = Character("Dave", color="00FFB6")

image LR = "living room.jpg"
image H = "hidden.jpg"
image A = "Momma.png"
image TP = "Toilet Paper.png"
image S = "Sewer.jpg"
image DE = "Developer.png"
image B = "bathroom-background.jpg"
image BM = "basement.png"
image D = "Dave.png"
image AB = "Army Base.png"
image G = "Guard.png"
label start:
    "This game is a joke, if you get sexually attracted to the toilet paper you're going to see please."
    "Break your fucking computer immediately."
    "Anyway. Enjoy."
    "So, this game takes place after the time the Toilet Paper gets shot in Toilet Paper Dating Simulator."
    "Since the developer for some fucking reason went to your house and mugged you and the toilet paper died"
    "You've been scarred for life."
    "Man up bitch boy, this is just a game."
    "Ahem."
    "Anyway"
    "Oh shit wait- we added something new to the game?"
    "Really? We took the time to- yeah yeah I know the developer has enough time but he's just lazy."
    "Mhm- uh huh- okay!"
    "Since we got the fucking time."
    "You can make a custom name."
    "If you don't want to make a custom name cause you don't have enough brain blast."
    "Then just press enter. We will have a name ready for you if you don't want to make a custom name."
    $ player_name = renpy.input("What's your name dumbass")
    $ player_name = player_name.strip()
    if player_name == "":
        $ player_name="Lazy fuck"
    "Ah.. %(player_name)s. That's a nice name."
    "But if you didn't put a name you're just lazy."
    "Anyway enjoy the rest of the game blah blah blah."
    scene LR
    "So, we're back."
    "You're playing CraftersMine on the PonySkater4"
    "Then you start getting a flash back."
    show TP at right
    show DE at left
    "You remember this moment as the toilet paper jumped infront of the bullet and sacrafice himself for you."
    hide TP
    hide DE
    y "He must've really cared."
    y "I could've done something. But I didn't."
    "You still remember and remember this moment. Very vividly."
    "A year passed and you still are depressed about losing your true love(?), Toilet Paper."
    "You need to take a massive shit. You drank the Toilet Paper's sewer water at his home, now you have Diahrea."
    scene B
    "As you enter the bathroom you start to spray out the shit into the toilet."
    "You look to the right to see..."
    "toilet paper???"
    show TP at center
    "You haven't bought any toilet paper since the incident."
    "You've only been using Alex to wipe your ass."
    y "T-Toilet Paper?"
    TP "Yeah I'm toilet paper what's new about it?"
    y "Is it really you?"
    TP "Dude you just bought me yesterday."
    y "Oh, I must've been drunk, anyway, who are you?"
    TPN "The name's Dave!"
    show D
    TPN "What's your name?"
    y "%(player_name)s"
    TPN "Nice name!"
    y "Thanks."
    TPN "Why are you sad?"
    menu:
        "Lie":
            jump lie
        "Truth":
            jump truth
    label truth:
        y "I used to date a roll of toilet paper and now he's- dead."
        y "And now I'm really upset."
        TPN "So you don't wanna date me? This handsome fuck?"
        y "No- not at the moment-"
        hide TP
        scene H
        "So Dave killed you. Great job."
        "You got the truth ending."
        return
    label lie:
        y "Uh... no I'm fine!"
        TPN "Alright then..."
        TPN "...Follow me I have something to show you"
        "Dave gives you a weird smirk."
        y "Uhm... okay-?"
        scene LR
        "You follow Dave to the..."
        scene BM
        "The basement?"
        TPN "Welcome to my shelter where I hid for the majority of my life"
        y "Wait so you were here when someone mugged us?"
        TPN "Yeah. And I know what my brother did for you."
        TPN "It's your fault he's gone!"
        show D
        TPN "NOW IT'S TIME FOR PAY-"
        "Suddenly there was a crash"
        show TP at left
        show D at right
        TP "Hey everyone I'm here!"
        TPN "You're- you're alive?"
        TP "of course I am why woul- OHHHH you actually thought I died?"
        y "Yeah?"
        TP "%(player_name)s,%(player_name)s,%(player_name)s. I never died. Toilet Paper can't die."
        y "Oh."
        TP "Yeah."
        menu:
            "Kiss the Toilet Paper":
                jump kiss_tp
            "Hug the Toilet Paper":
                jump hug_tp
            "Do nothing":
                jump do_nothing
            "Fuck the Toilet Paper infront of Dave":
                jump have_sex_with_tp_1
        label do_nothing:
            TP "Really? No kiss or anything?"
            menu:
                "Kiss the Toilet Paper":
                    jump kiss_tp
                "Hug the Toilet Paper":
                    jump hug_tp
                "Do nothing again":
                    jump do_nothing_again
                "Fuck the Toilet Paper infront of Dave":
                    jump have_sex_with_tp_1
        label do_nothing_again:
            TP "You're kidding right?"
            menu:
                "Kiss the Toilet Paper":
                    jump kiss_tp
                "Hug the Toilet Paper":
                    jump hug_tp
                "Do nothing again again":
                    jump do_nothing_again_again
                "Fuck the Toilet Paper infront of Dave":
                    jump have_sex_with_tp_1
        label do_nothing_again_again:
            TP "Okay that's it."
            hide TP
            hide D
            scene H
            "The Toilet Paper dies from a heartbreak. You monster."
            "You got the Monster ending."
            return
        label hug_tp:
            TP "Why not a kiss too?"
            menu:
                "Kiss the Toilet Paper":
                    jump kiss_tp
                "Do nothing":
                    jump do_nothing
                "Fuck the Toilet Paper infront of Dave":
                    jump have_sex_with_tp_1
        label have_sex_with_tp_1:
            "You start to seduce the Toilet Paper infront of Dave."
            hide TP
            hide D
            scene H
            "You get Toilet Paper pregnant and start a Toilet Paper family?"
            "You got the Family ending."
            return
        label kiss_tp:
            "You kiss the toilet paper on his uh.. lips?"
            TP "I missed you too-"
            TPN "We got something to do-"
            TP "Hm? What is it?"
            TPN "We gotta grab the ultimate toilet."
            TP "Dude SHHH- not outloud!"
            y "Ultimate... Toilet?"
            TP "SHUT UP!"
            "The Toilet Paper directs you towards the corner of the room."
            TP "Okay- listen. This is the Toilet Paper that wipes asses for people."
            y "Ok and?"
            TP "We got to destroy it, or else we go out of buisness."
            y "Wha-?"
            y "You get paid to be pervy?"
            TP "Yeah- Charmin gets the most paid."
            y "Uh huh..."
            y "So. What do you want me to do?"
            TP "We need you to infiltrate the US Army Base."
            y "Hahahaha..."
            y "What?"
            scene AB
            TP "MOVE IT PEOPLE! MOVE IT MOVE IT!"
            y "We are right next to you."
            TP "...oh"
            y "Hey I don't think I ever got your name."
            TP "Names are for baby bitches."
            "Dave gave that weird hand movement that cartoon characters do signifying like 'DUDE!'(somehow)"
            TP "So. Ready to fuck some Army men?"
            y "No I only want to fuck you-"
            TP "How does that even work?"
            y "I have no fucking idea."
            "You head up towards the enterance. There's a guard blocking your path."
            TP "Shit."
            TP "How do you we do this?"
            hide TP
            hide D
            show G
            menu:
                "Distract him":
                    jump distraction
                "Punch the fucker":
                    jump punch
                "Walk up and negotiate with the child":
                    jump negotiate
        label distraction:
            play music "Distraction Dance.mp3"
            "You go up to the kid and do the distraction dance."
            "The kid looks at you confused."
            "So then he joins you."
            "Now you drop kicked the fucker."
            "As he's crying you grab his radio and smash it then slide into the base."
            stop music
            hide G
            jump more
        label punch:
            "You punch the fucking child"
            TP "DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?!"
            y "What?"
            TP "YOU DON'T PUNCH CHILDREN!!!"
            y "Oh-"
            TP "You can do anything else. BUT PUNCHING CHILDREN?"
            TP "That's so fucked."
            scene H
            hide G
            "Yeah no I agree with him."
            "That was fucked up man."
            "You got the child abuser ending."
            return
        label negotiate:
            "You go up to the child and try to negotiate with him."
            y "Hey kid, me and my friends are looking for the general. We are good fri-"
            scene H
            hide G
            "The kid shoots you with a glock before you have a chance to say friend."
            "The general doesn't have friends."
            "His only friends are his testicles. Thing one and Thing two."
            "You got the testicles ending."
            return
        label more:
            "You three slide into the general's office to be greated with..."
            show DE
            show D at left
            show TP at right
            "DEVELOPER?!"
            D "*gasp*"
            D "It's you! And... TOILET PAPER?!"
            TP "My most gracious enemy."
            TP "Developer."
            y "Uhm..."
            y "You know, I know it has only been a year but I just realized how fucking weird this situation is."
            D "SHUT PEASANT!"
            y "What the fuck?"
            D "You don't speak UNLESS IF I SAY SO YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH."
            y "OH YOU WANNA GO?!"
            D "YEAH I WANNA GO!"
            menu:
                "Challenge Developer":
                    jump Challenge
                "Surrender":
                    jump Surrender
        label Challenge:
            scene H
            play music "Pokemon Music.mp3"
            "%(player_name)s challenged Developer!"
            menu:
                "Attack":
                    jump Attack
                "Defense":
                    jump Defense
                "Item":
                    jump Item
                "Mercy":
                    jump Mercy
        label Attack:
            "You try to attack but then Developer stabs %(player_name)s in the head!"
            "Critical Damage!"
            "%(player_name)s has fainted!"
            hide DE
            stop music
            "You got the Fucked up the attack ending."
            return
        label Defense:
            "%(player_name)s hold %(player_name)s's hand out."
            "Developer cuts %(player_name)s's hand off"
            y "FUCK! MAN. I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!"
            "Developer stabs your chest."
            "%(player_name)s has fainted!"
            hide DE
            stop music
            "You got the.. YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT. I'm SICK OF MAKING THESE DUMBASS ENDING NAMES! MAKE IT YOURSELF!"
            $ ending_name = renpy.input("What's the ending called?")
            $ ending_name = ending_name.strip()
            "You got the %(ending_name)s ending."
            return
        label Mercy:
            hide DE
            stop music
            "Do I even NEED to explain where you went wrong?"
            "You died. Developer didn't spare you."
            "You got the Mercy ending."
            return
        label Item:
            "%(player_name)s pulls out a gun and shoots Developer!"
            "Developer has fainted!"
            "%(player_name)s has one the battle!"
            stop music
            scene MB
            show D at left
            show TP at right
            TP "Jesus Christ, %(player_name)s. You shot him!"
            D "You- you bastard! I'll get you another day you hear me! I WILL GET YOU ANOTHER DAY!"
            "Developer explodes."
            scene H
            hide TP
            hide D
            "You, Dave, and Toilet Paper escape and run home. After that you have long sex with Toilet Paper."
            "You did it. You won. It took me 2 days to make this game, and you fucking did it."
            "You got the canon ending."
            "Twitter: @Joke4V"
            "Youtube: Max Does Stuff"
            "Twitch: Maxieboyowo"
            "Thanks for playing and enjoying my games."
return