"You've got to see what your baby is doing!" shouted the
doctor as he burst out of the delivery room and into the
                 waiting room. "What?!" yelled the child's father as he
                 leapt to his feet. "He's literally FLYING around the
                 delivery room! Here, I'll show you!" replied the doctor as
                 he shot back into the delivery room. A few seconds later,
                 he emerged with the baby in his arms. "Watch!" he shouted
                 and tossed the baby into the air. The baby landed on the
                 tile with a thud. "What the Hell?!" the guy started to
                 shout, but the doctor interrupted with, "No, wait, watch
                 this!" and he scooped the baby up and threw him harder.
                 WHAM! The baby bounced off the wall and plopped to the
                 floor, again. "Oh, my God!" shouted the man, and started to
                 grab at the doctor. "No! He was doing it earlier,"
                 protested the doctor, "Watch this!" He again scooped the
                 baby up, flung open the waiting room window and hurled the
                 baby four stories down where it splattered onto the
                 sidewalk. Enraged, the man clutched at the doctor's throat
                 and pinne
pinned him against the wall. "WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU JUST
                 DO TO MY BABY!?" He screamed. "Relax," laughed the doctor,
                 "It was a stillborn."