Intermission: Cole and JR run down the matches to come, accompanied by a Bjork musical break

Ted: "That sack of garbage Goldust is gonna take on Okada, and Money Inc. is gonna show Goldust once and for all that you don't fuck with Ted DiBiase!"

JR: "Well, speakin' of the Trailblazers, Taz and Vader are gonna have one hell of a slobberknocker!"

Gene: "Talk about slobberknockers, that Titan versus Foley match is gonna shake the damn ground! A seven foot giant up against the most resilient man in the WWF? Hoo, brother!"

Ted: "And, because the WWF truly has it all, Owen Hart and Shawn Michaels in what may be the most dazzling display of technical skill this side of the Pacific Ocean!"

JR: "And finally, folks, Chris Jericho, your Royal Rumble winner, takes on Steve Austin, WWF Champion and head ass-kicker of the Power Trip! Since that dastardly HHH fixed it so the Power Trip keeps power if they have the World title, this may be the final battle in the war against the Power Trip!"