Mark asks Frankie out (mainchat)

<Spooky>: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Radio_Manipulation http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inanimate_Object_Physiology its a fucking boombox
<Spooky>: watchout reverb
<Vincent>: holy shit
Wrong_Way constantly mistakes the boombox for Reverb
*** Spooky is now known as BoomboxChan
Skyler likes it better than Reverb
<Wrong_Way>: Um F-frankie...
BoomboxChan plays songs they like
<Wrong_Way>: I-i've been meaning to say this for a while...
<Wrong_Way>: ...D-do you wanna get s-some coffee later?
BoomboxChan switches between radio stations to get fragments of songs that make up a sentence. - Yes OF co-ourse, Mark -
<Wrong_Way>: R-Really?
<Wrong_Way>: YES! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Reverb chuckles from a distance, listening in on the conversation.
<BoomboxChan>: - you are REAL-e coo-ool, Mark -
<Skyler>: Y'know Reverb, I always knew you were a tool. But I didn't know you'd be so legitimately outclassed by a /literal/ tool.
<Reverb>: You realize I paid her to do this, right?
<Skyler>: How fiscally responsible of you.
<Wrong_Way>: I finally did it...
<Reverb>: You're just jealous no one will even buy a gf for you.
Wrong_Way weeps tears of a beta finally being an alpha
<Reverb>: Either way, Mark deserves a lil' happiness, and it ain't with me.
<Reverb>: I'm on Despair Avenue all the way.
<Skyler>: But what if he finds out he's dating a device?
<Reverb>: Skyler.
Vincent sticks a screwdriver into boomboxchans eye
<Wrong_Way>: OH MY GOD
BoomboxChan has googly eyes glued on
<Wrong_Way>: FRANNNKIEEEEE
<Skyler>: Or the fact it's only dating him because it's receiving money to do so?
<Vincent>: How on earth am I supposed to learn anything from these--... these silly eyes
<Wrong_Way>: YOU BASTARD, WE WERE GOING TO GET COFFEE LATER
Wrong_Way decks Vincent
Vincent shifts the nanobabbis that form his head around wuhwuhs fist
Vincent reforms his head around the fist
<Vincent>: Now that was just rude
<Wrong_Way>: FRANKIE, SPEAK TO ME
<BoomboxChan>: - M.... MaaRk... -
Wrong_Way holds BoomboxChan in his arms, screwdriver still in her eye
Skyler taps BoomboxChan with some aura to give it a soul and make it into a real girl
Reverb runs off before Mark realizes.
<Wrong_Way>: Frankie it's going to be okay, I-i'll get us into a hospital- Wait what just happened?
Wrong_Way looks at Skyler
BoomboxChan was a real girl all along. She was just a mutant with a really unlucky powerset
<Skyler>: ...Nothing, I guess.
<Wrong_Way>: ...You're not Frankie, are you?
Skyler walks off to angst about the fairness of the world and how he could possibly come to terms with being so lucky when others get shat on
<BoomboxChan>: - whAt d-do you meA-N-N?-
Vincent puts on his spoopy mask and sits in his comfy chair
<Wrong_Way>: I-It's okay. Your eye /isn't/ healed and you /do/ have a screwdriver in your eye.
Vincent reaches over and takes his screwdriver back
<BoomboxChan>: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Ears http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Ears oh fuck what is this double roll
<Wrong_Way>: oh jeez
<Wrong_Way>: he can hear everything
<Vincent>: you can hear bees miles away
<Vincent>: that would get on my nerves
Wrong_Way goes to contemplate his love of a girl who was a boombox on top of the school
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Wrong_Way>: Eh.