Boxbillion Maximus the Thrid

[12:20] <Sylum> >"...Boxbillion Maximus the Thrid?"
[12:20] <Sylum> ...
[12:20] <Sylum> actuallt I might save that name
[12:21] <Flamberge-> sounds like a nonsense name they'd give to an alien in an old cartoon
[12:21] <Sylum> dude
[12:22] <Sylum> you Just gave me a character idea
[12:22] <Flamberge-> :D
[12:26] <Flamberge-> cant wait to see what you come up with
[12:28] <Sylum> silly Ayy
[12:28] <Sylum> tries to take over the world but is too nice and gentlemen like
[12:29] <Flamberge-> 10/10, would invite for tea
[12:29] <Sylum> "Excuse me madam, if you have the time, please place all of the money into the bag" "No" "Drats! Beaten again!"
[12:30] <Flamberge-> yeah, i think i'm gonna like this guy
[12:30] <Sylum> gonna be a real Gentlemen, not like Purges douche mustache guy
[12:32] <Flamberge-> i must shake this man's hand
[12:32] <Sylum> he will gladly shake yours
[12:32] <Sylum> no evil tricks
[12:33] <Sylum> hes probably apart of a a War driven Race of Blood loving monsters
[12:33] <Sylum> but instead of him being hated for being different
[12:33] <Sylum> hes loved cause hes so nice to them
[12:34] <Flamberge-> he sounds like an upstanding guy
[12:35] <Sylum> probably the only character I will have that isn't serious
[12:35] <Sylum> at all
[12:35] <Sylum> just a fun nice guy
[12:35] <Sylum> who wants to take over the planet
[12:36] <Flamberge-> >it's a "boxbillion and magic man team up" thread
[12:36] <Sylum> Magic Man?
[12:36] <Sylum> isn't he insane?
[12:36] <Sylum> or a theif?
[12:37] <Flamberge-> insane, but harmless
[12:37] <Sylum> he warps reality
[12:37] <Flamberge-> no real malicious intent, just wants to be a fly ass wizard
[12:38] <Flamberge-> yeah, but never reall does anything important with it
[12:38] <Flamberge-> exibit a: the coke cake
[12:38] <Sylum> eeh
[12:39] <Sylum> He doesn't seem the type Boxbillion would 'hang' with
[12:39] <Flamberge-> yeah, just thought it was a funny idea
[12:39] <Flamberge-> wasn't actually suggesting it
[12:40] <Sylum> oh
[12:40] <Sylum> sorry
[12:40] <Flamberge-> no worries, tone's kinda hard to convey via text
[12:41] <Flamberge-> just figured we'd get a laugh out of the idea
[12:42] <Sylum> Yeah, sorry again
[12:42] <Sylum> >Boxbillion has a gun
[12:42] <Sylum> >Literal tickle gun
[12:43] <Flamberge-> oh boxbillion, you lovable scamp
[12:44] <Flamberge-> >heroes invite boxbillion over to chat, not considering him to be a threat
[12:45] <Sylum> Boxbillion would join, again no intent of Betrayal
[12:45] <Flamberge-> >they become friends
[12:46] <Flamberge-> >boxbillion is elected president, just due to being so likable
[12:47] <Sylum> thats how he takes over planets
[12:47] <Sylum> by being a nice guy
[12:47] <Flamberge-> it's brilliant! nobody would ever suspect it!
[12:47] <Flamberge-> or mind, really
[12:48] <Sylum> >he makes America great again
[12:48] <Sylum> >But in the good way people love
[12:49] <Flamberge-> boxbillion a best
[12:49] <Sylum> >His Space ship comes down
[12:49] <Sylum> >He parks it in the proper parking space
[12:50] <Flamberge-> i think everyone'll love this guy, sting
[12:53] <Sylum> I'll just have to think of a design
[12:53] <Sylum> A mustache is needed
[12:55] <Flamberge-> well, you need something that either looks completely harmless, or absolutely fucking terrifying
[12:55] <Flamberge-> bonus points for both
[12:57] <Sylum> I was thinking Harmless
[12:58] <Sylum> he'd have a giant monster of a Body Guard
[12:58] <Sylum> that is a complete Puppy, Defence only
[12:58] <Sylum> pretty much a giant shield that never fights back
[12:58] <Flamberge-> aww
[12:59] <Sylum> Boxbillion would care for his saftey
[12:59] <Sylum> instead of his own
[13:00] <Flamberge-> awwww
[13:01] <Sylum> might make a female Ayy for his Secretary/driver, who he will /never/ try to hit on
[13:03] <Flamberge-> of course, he's too polite
[13:05] <Sylum> but he won't stop people from hitting on her, cause he knows she can probably kick their ass
[13:05] <Sylum> Or, her hitting on other people. Girl wants someone she can have them
[13:06] <Flamberge-> oh really~?
[13:08] <Flamberge-> i look forward to a close encounter of the third kind~
[13:10] <Flamberge-> iirc, a close encounter of the third kind is used to refer to extraterrestrial encounters
[13:10] <Sylum> yeah
[13:10] <Flamberge-> it sounded more clever in my head
[13:11] <Sylum> it was
[13:12] <Flamberge-> oh, thanks :D
[13:13] <Flamberge-> y'know, if there in't anything going on with his secretary, i should try to set him up with a nice earth girl