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  1. [21:35] <TehSeckz> I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
  2. [21:35] <TehSeckz> Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...
  3. [21:35] <TehSeckz> They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
  4. [21:35] <TehSeckz> It's a series of tubes.
  5. [21:35] <TehSeckz> And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
  6. [21:51] <TehSeckz> I ****ing love senetor ted stevenson
  7. [21:01] <12&Seno> Zach
  8. [21:04] <12&Seno> shut your mouth
  9. [21:06] <12&Seno> faggot.
  10. [21:07] <TehSeckz> Soz.
  11. [21:10] <TehSeckz> Hey seno
  12. [21:11] <12&Seno> I love you.
  13. [21:15] <12&Seno> Wut.
  14. [21:18] <TehSeckz> I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday <- Will you send me the internet too?
  15. [21:28] <12&Seno> Loalz
  16. [21:34] <TehSeckz> I wish I had staff who would send me the internet
  17. [21:41] * TehSeckz sends Seno the internet
  18. [21:47] <TehSeckz> Did you get it yet?
  19. [21:54] * &Seno doesn't recieve until yesterday
  20. [21:55] <12&Seno> LOL WUT?
  21. [21:58] <TehSeckz> Or are you tubes clogged?
  22. [21:03] <TehSeckz> LOL
  23. [21:05] <TehSeckz> PARADOX
  24. [21:07] <TehSeckz> PARADOX
  25. [21:09] <TehSeckz> PARADOX
  26. [21:09] <12&Seno> OSHT
  27. [21:10] <12&Seno> ****
  28. [21:10] <12&Seno> ****
  29. [21:11] <12&Seno> ****
  30. [21:12] <TehSeckz> O****
  31. [21:14] <12&Seno> PARODOX?
  32. [21:14] <TehSeckz> WERE ****ED
  33. [21:17] <12&Seno> YEAH
  34. [21:18] <12&Seno> ****
  35. [21:22] <12&Seno> TIME HACKAZ.
  36. [21:24] <TehSeckz> YOU BASICALLY JUST DIVIDED THE WORLD BY ZERO!
  37. [21:32] <12&Seno> WTF?
  38. [21:32] <TehSeckz> HOLY ****ING **** WE ARE SO ****ED
  39. [21:35] <12&Seno> NOE
  40. [21:39] <TehSeckz> WERE SO ****ED
  41. [21:40] <TehSeckz> ****
  42. [21:40] * &Seno Eats own leg
  43. [21:41] <TehSeckz> ****
  44. [21:47] * &Seno Eats himself
  45. [21:49] * TehSeckz Eats Seno's other leg.
  46. [21:53] <TehSeckz> WHAT THE ****?
  47. [21:59] <TehSeckz> YOU CANT EAT YOURSELF
  48. [21:59] * Nottz is now known as *****
  49. [21:02] <12&Seno> YES I CAN
  50. [21:03] <TehSeckz> PARADOX TIMES TWO
  51. [21:04] <12&Seno> I ATE MYSELF
  52. [21:05] <TehSeckz> WERE ****ED
  53. [21:06] <12&Seno> PARODOX IS LIAK
  54. [21:07] <12&Seno> ****ED
  55. [21:07] * ***** is now known as Nottz
  56. [21:11] <12&Seno> WE TIMEZED IT
  57. [21:12] <12&Seno> BY 0
  58. [21:13] <12&Seno> ****
  59. [21:14] <TehSeckz> YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO LIKE TWICE YOU ****
  60. [21:14] <12&Seno> D:
  61. [21:19] <TehSeckz> ****KKKKKKK!
  62. [21:19] <12&Seno> ****!
  63. [21:22] * Zaven (Elique@dod-7B301339.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #uber
  64. [21:26] * &Seno Hides inside his own pants.
  65. [21:26] * TehSeckz Poofs into an alternet Demension
  66. [21:37] <TehSeckz> Where the **** are I?
  67. [21:50] * &Seno OuTeRhUmAn
  68. [21:04] * &Seno lols at TehSeckz, then eats his own face.
  69. [21:11] <12&Seno> **** DIVIDED BY 0 4 TIMES
  70. [21:12] <12&Seno> D:
  71. [21:12] <12&Seno> ****
  72. [21:13] <12&Seno> ****
  73. [21:13] <Nottz> i divided by log1 one time
  74. [21:13] <12&Seno> ****
  75. [21:16] * kalo (kalo@dod-F706E22D.dsl.iowatelecom.net) has joined #uber
  76. [21:17] <TehSeckz> ****
  77. [21:17] <12&Seno> WHAT?1
  78. [21:19] <12&Seno> THAT DOAESN'T WORK
  79. [21:20] <TehSeckz> WE ARE SO ****ED
  80. [21:21] <12&Seno> N0AWEEEE
  81. [21:22] <TehSeckz> GUYS
  82. [21:23] <12&Seno> ****
  83. [21:24] <TehSeckz> THIS ISNT FUNNY
  84. [21:27] <TehSeckz> DONT LAUGH
  85. [21:30] <TehSeckz> WERE ALL GOING TO DIE
  86. [21:31] <TehSeckz> AND
  87. [21:33] <TehSeckz> I LOST MY SHOE
  88. [21:36] <TehSeckz> I THINK SENO ATE IT
  89. [21:37] <Nottz> 45/log1
  90. [21:38] <kalo> wtf r u talking aout?
  91. [21:39] <Nottz> ill do it
  92. [21:49] <TehSeckz> THERES A BIG ****ING TIGER NEAR ME
  93. [21:53] <12&Seno> WHAT?
  94. [21:54] <Nottz> i have 45/log1 on my calculator right now
  95. [21:56] <12&Seno> THERES A LION NEAR ME
  96. [21:56] <TehSeckz> SHOULD I RUN
  97. [21:57] <Nottz> ill ****ing click exe
  98. [21:02] <12&Seno> IT DIVIDED ITSELF BY .00
  99. [21:03] <TehSeckz> DONT DO IT
  100. [21:03] <12&Seno> WTF
  101. [21:09] <12&Seno> OSHT
  102. [21:10] <12&Seno> ITS LIKE
  103. [21:12] <12&Seno> OMG!
  104. [21:17] <TehSeckz> A RIFT WILL OPEN IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
  105. [21:19] <12&Seno> IT I LION AT SELF ME?
  106. [21:20] <12&Seno> IT I LION AT SELF ME?
  107. [21:20] <12&Seno> IT I LION AT SELF ME?
  108. [21:20] <TehSeckz> WE ARE SO ****ED
  109. [21:20] <12&Seno> IT I LION AT SELF ME?
  110. [21:21] <12&Seno> IT I LION AT SELF ME?
  111. [21:25] <TehSeckz> O SHT
  112. [21:29] <kalo> nottz wats up , u coolest mod evr
  113. [21:29] <TehSeckz> LION AT SELF ME?
  114. [21:31] <TehSeckz> THAT MEANS
  115. [21:31] <Nottz> CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
  116. [21:36] <TehSeckz> JESUS IS COMING BACK!
  117. [21:42] <12&Seno> !k Nottz OMG YOU GOT OWNED BY DEVIDED BY 0
  118. [21:42] * Nottz was kicked by Uber (OMG YOU GOT OWNED BY DEVIDED BY 0 (Seno))
  119. [21:49] <TehSeckz> MOTHER ****ER
  120. [21:52] * Nottz (Nottz@dod-D9CCE60C.stn.hsw.ntelos.net) has joined #uber
  121. [21:55] <Nottz> I ****ING DID IT
  122. [21:58] <TehSeckz> NOTTZ GOT DIVIDED BY 0
  123. [21:59] <TehSeckz> YOU ****
  124. [21:02] <TehSeckz> WE ARE SO ****ED
  125. [21:02] <Nottz> BUAHAHAHAHA
  126. [21:02] <TehSeckz> ****
  127. [21:03] <TehSeckz> COCK
  128. [21:04] <TehSeckz> ASS
  129. [21:05] <TehSeckz> ****
  130. [21:06] <TehSeckz> ******S
  131. [21:07] <12&Seno> DUDE
  132. [21:08] <12&Seno> WE'RE
  133. [21:08] * irc.dodian.com sets mode: +b *!*@dod-9EF2E7ED.dhcp.roch.mn.charter.com
  134. [21:08] * TehSeckz was kicked by irc.dodian.com (Flooding (Limit is 8 lines per 15 seconds))
  135. [21:08] <12&Seno> SO
  136. [21:09] <12&Seno> ****ING
  137. [21:10] <12&Seno> DEAD
  138. [21:10] * Nottz clicks exe
  139. * Retrieving #uber modes...
  140. [21:13] * Seno sets mode: -b *!*@dod-9EF2E7ED.dhcp.roch.mn.charter.com
  141. [21:15] <kalo> omg someone nedds to filter this lol
  142. [21:29] * TehSeckz (murphigans@dod-9EF2E7ED.dhcp.roch.mn.charter.com) has joined #uber
  143. [21:32] <TehSeckz> ****
  144. [21:35] <Nottz> i did that
  145. [21:37] <Nottz> with mah exe
  146. [21:40] <TehSeckz> Nuh
  147. [21:43] <TehSeckz> Divided by zero
  148. [21:48] <TehSeckz> It ****ed me in the **** hole
  149. [21:50] <Nottz> kalo, not mod anymroe pal
  150. [21:51] * Seno sets mode: +e TehSeckz!*@*
  151. [21:55] <kalo> aw
  152. [21:04] <Nottz>
  153. [21:04] <Nottz>
  154. [21:05] <TehSeckz> Were still ****ting birds
  155. [21:11] <TehSeckz> Thats what happens when you divide by zero
  156. [21:14] <kalo> well u were cool artist
  157. [21:18] <Nottz> i divided by log1
  158. [21:21] <TehSeckz> KAL SHUT THE **** UP
  159. [21:25] <TehSeckz> WERE ****ED
  160. [21:28] <TehSeckz> Ima go to hell..
  161. [21:31] <TehSeckz> Ima go to hell..
  162. [21:33] <Nottz> i did it again
  163. [21:34] <Nottz> amfg
  164. [21:34] <TehSeckz> Im going to hell..
  165. [21:36] <TehSeckz> AMFG
  166. [21:37] <TehSeckz> STOPZ
  167. [21:43] <TehSeckz> YOUR ****ING THE WORLD IN THE ASS
  168. [21:44] <Nottz> who will be the victim next
  169. [21:47] <TehSeckz> WITH NO LUBE
  170. [21:53] <TehSeckz> THE WORLDS MOANING
  171. [21:56] <TehSeckz> IN AGONY
  172. [21:57] <TehSeckz> STOP
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