Verosika been looking at human memes and persona 5 crossover

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #665.94 Nearly Ready Edition
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>Verosika been looking at human memes again and found out about poggers... and she uses it way more than anyone ever should irl... which is ever
>During s3x she screams "Poggers!" when she cms
>Anon immediately stops, gets up, and walks into the living room with a glock.
>Anon wakes up hours later on the floor with a bullet shell clearly on the ground
>Verosika tells him that wasn't very poggers of him to do
>Anon proceeds to reach for the glock again.
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>anon uses a glock
What a pleb
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what is poggers
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really, it's called "pogchamp", I have no clue where "poggers" came from
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>Charlie comes up with a great idea to help with rehabilitation
>She'll have someone root around inside a Demon's soul to repress their sinful desires
>Of course, it's incredibly dangerous considering the nature of the Damned
>So she asks you to do it, naturally
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are we Joker in this scenario
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More or less, yeah
Though the whole "Human going through hell" sh!t can easily be explained with
>"Because your soul is clean, you won't end up suffering eternal torment when you enter theirs!"
"Charlie what the fck"
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ive always wondered how the helluva hotel casts would react to and treat the phantom thieves
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Fck it, I don't need sleep, so lets do this

HH Cast as Confidants:
>Charlie is the only confidant you're guaranteed to get
>She, obviously, ranks up as you deal with redeeming Souls
>Her entire 'substory' revolves around you helping her deal with her parents beliefs toward her project with the Happy Hotel
>Halfway through you find her crying after a phone call with her Mom/Dad
>End up consoling her while she cries about her project failing
>Story Line ends with her completely confident in her project, while also seeing you like a brother who will always be by her side

>Vaggie takes the role of 'The Empress'
>Her substory involves you helping her try to keep the guests under control and fix their shit
>She distrusts you during the beginning portion, because you're a guy and because of her past
>This eventually changes when you, stupidly, stand up to Alastor to cover her
>She ends up ranting to you once you drag her away, and you have the choice of either letting her continue, or trying to talk her out of it
>Either way, she ends up trusting you by the end, and calls you the only guy she considers a friend

>Alastor is a weird Confidant
>He doesn't actually have a substory associated with him
>Automatically levels up when 'story flags' are met, like Pharos in P3
>You have the choice near the end to either help him sabotage the Hotel, or continue to do what you've been doing

>Angel's is 'The Hanged Man'
>Starts off with him asking you to get d3ugs for him
>You can choose if you actually do or to give him placebos
>Regardless, you eventually find him crying in his room after he goes missing for a few days
>Turns out Valentino got angry and took it out on Angel
>You can choose to either comfort him, or leave him to sort it out himself
>Ending is determined by how many d3ugs vs placebos you gave him
>Too many d3ugs has him resigning himself to his fate with Val
>Placebos have him finally tell Val to F off, before joining the Hotel properly
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>Husk refuses to actually talk with you proper when he's sober
>His entire substory involves you meeting him when he's drunk enough, and you have enough ranks in a few other Confidant routes
>He ends up Talking about those other Confidants, and you can either agree with him or refute them
>Eventually he ends up getting drunk enough to spill the reason why he stopped loving long ago
>Last part of the confidant is finding him after he goes 'cold turkey' on the alcohol, mortified about the fact that he spilled his guts to you
>Ends with him saying that maybe there's a chance for him to love again, if the Hotel actually succeeds.
>There are a lot of gay undertones through the entire thing

>Nifty requires you to have a certain attribute leveled high enough; probably something like discipline, so you can learn from her
>Basically involves you being forcibly taken under her wing so she can teach you how to be the best janitor ever (besides her, of course)
>She shamelessly hits on you for being the only Man in the Hotel, and regardless of your choices, it gets interrupted by a random demon
>Eventually you 'graduate' from her classes, and she says she's so proud of you
>Proceeds to try getting 'THAT DCK', before she finds out she can't bring herself to want it from you
>You help her realize that you don't need to have a romance in order to be happy
>She declares you to be her permanent assistant, with a genuine smile on her face
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i was thinking more like
>if the PT's ended up in hazbin hell, what would unfold if they met either the HH crew or the HB crew
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>"Igor never said that these kind of Confidants existed"
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I have no idea who that masked character is but thanks for the artwork.
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Would they be a joint confidant under 'The Lovers', or would they both have their own separate arcana?
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probably a dojima and nanako thing where they frequently appear in the other's, but focused on one of them in particular
but what would their arcanas be? devil is too easy
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I'd argue 'Sun' or 'Justice' for Moxxie and 'Star' or 'Emperor' for Millie
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Magician could also work for Moxxie, i think.
for Millie, I could easily see Chariot
and lets keep going and say that Blitzo could be Fortune (because of how damn lucky he is to get away will all the sht he's gotten away with) and Loona is Moon, and Stolas is Star (for the puns)
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I'd argue Blitzo would be 'Tower' more than anything. Arrogant, can easily 'fall from grace'
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