/lit/ in a nutshell

>dude Nick Land lmao
>robots and new Darwinism duuuude
>free will capitalism liberism conservativism Fusionism I'm-so-redpilled-ism!

>translations (frogface on the left)
ehm what's so bad about translations?
>you have to read the originals to experience ORIGINALITY
>to experience AUTHENTICITY
>to experience THE TRUTH
b-but I want to read so many books from so many different countries, how am I supposed to lea-
>READ THE ORIGINALS
o-okay but I think I don't have the time right now to learn so ma-
>READ THE ORIGINALS

>man I'm so edgy I'm gonna read Julius Evola hehe look at me I'm so edgy
>I also read Hitler on wikipedia 'cause I'm a nu-male and of course I need to look at reality from so many points of view hehe

>START WITH THE GREEKS
okay but what if I prefer the twentieth century because it's closer to m-
>START WITH THE GREEKS
ooookay but at the moment I'm really into French novelists of the 19th century, I'd really like to finish them bef-
>START WITH THE GREEKS

>read Marx? get out of here you fucking commie you came to destroy our peaceful world made of freedom and family unit
did you know your favorite alt-right thinkers were all trained on Marx's texts?
>shut up you terrifying commie you're just a faggot you're the scum of this planet

>/lit/ writes a novel!
/lit/ writes a novel? wut?
>yeah let's make a beautiful puzzle of random stuff written by different kids!!

>how do I get published?
why would you want to get published?
>well because, you know, I have this thousand-page tome in muh drawer it's so deep and speculative and postmodern it's so Veeky Forums
okay but why would you want to publish that?
>lol why you even ask it's pretty obvious I deserve to get published because I wrote this tome I'm literally like DFW wew
do you not think there are thousands of others writing tomes right now and trying to get published?
>what? hahahah no no no no what? sorry what are you talking about, I'm clearly the only one c'mon
okay but, again: why would you want to get published
>well dude okay, if you insist... I want to earn money, live on my writings, doing interviews, sign autographs...you know, stuff like that!

>LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE
b-but..
>LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE

>why haven't you read the western canon yet?
sorry what's the western canon?
>lol what a fucking pleb you are everybody knows what's the western canon
yeah but I mean what books do you mean by western canon?
>THE WESTERN CANON YOU STUPID IDIOT

>START WITH THE BIBLE
what if I don't give a fuck about God and Jesus?
>WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU ABSOLUTE PLEB GO READ THE BIBLE RIGHT NOW

Wow, this board has become increasingly shit over the years.