Read this to the tune of "Last Resort", by Papa Roach:

Cut stories into pieces, that is how you Roach-Roll
Paraphrasin', no grammar
Makes you get hit with the Banhammer
This is the Roach-Roll!
Cut stories to pieces
I've learned how to Roach-Roll
Punctuation, no grammar
Don't give a fuck if I look like a spammer
Don't even care if anyone's reading
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I posted this tonight, chances are that I might
Punctuation out of sight,
And I'm contemplating goin' outside
'Cause I post all this crap,
Post all the time,
Wish somebody would rescue my mind
Posting this crap,
Post all the time,
Wish somebody would rescue my mind
I never realized I was bein' pulled in
Till it was too late, and I was livin',
In my parents' basement and had ghost-pale skin,
I'm such a nerd, where do I begin?
It all started when I joined Reddit
I lost my job,
And I lost my credit
Reading these posts mornin' till night,
Stayin' inside, avoiding sunlight
'Cause I post all this crap,
Post all the time,
Wish somebody would rescue my mind
Posting this crap,
Post all the time,
Wish somebody would rescue my mind
Writing this song,
Is taking so long,
I'm 'Rolling
And I'm trolling
I'm trolling
I'm trolling
I'm trolling
I'm trolling