Hello, [NAME]!

It's nice meeting a fellow Redditor on here; I'm proud to be a member of such an intellectual website. Plus, nothing beats the thrill of making the front page!

I've been lucky enough to make the front page several times. I'm also a famous Minecraft player, believe it or not. I'm arguably the most prolific griefer to ever play the game. I thrive on the anger of strangers on the internet, and nothing makes me laugh harder than the fear my name strikes in the hearts of players. Hahahaha!

So, want to go out?
Phil

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Hmm.

"If often think about how I've lost the game. It's a vicious cycle."

I don't believe that sentence is grammatically correct, grammar nerd. ;)

I've never been on the front page of Reddit. I don't make enough submissions, really. However, one of my rage comics made it to the front page of F7U12. It was amazing.

I have never played Minecraft, but I was a WoW player at one point in my life, as well as Runescape.