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  1. [14:14] <!DM-sama> You all prepare your shit and head out toward the next draygin.
  2. [14:14] <!DM-sama> Jiggles tells you that she's taken control of a rather large wild elven village and is using it to hijack caravans, add the contents to her hoard, and sell the people in them to slavers.
  3. [14:15] <!DM-sama> She's a green dragon.
  4. [14:15] <!DM-sama> A particularly sneaky one.
  5. [14:16] <!DM-sama> Do any of you have any special preperations to make?
  6. [14:16] <@Malakai> Not in particular, for me anyways
  7. [14:16] <Sazir> Other than raising the lizard woman?
  8. [14:16] <@Malakai> am I fully healed?
  9. [14:16] <!DM-sama> Yep.
  10. [14:16] <!DM-sama> Also, if you want to raise her as a special undead you need more time.
  11. [14:17] <Belor> Hmm....
  12. [14:17] <Sazir> Baaah
  13. [14:17] <Sazir> OH! I give my white wyrmling a piece of the black dragon's heart
  14. [14:17] <Sazir> You know, so she can grow up big and strong
  15. [14:20] <Belor> Nope, nothing that I can think of.
  16. [14:20] <Sazir> But yeah, other than that, NOZING
  17. [14:21] <Belor> Though if I could buy a pair or two of Manacles, Masterwork (if they have such things) I would buy those.
  18. [14:21] <!DM-sama> You all load up your cart and prepare to head out.
  19. [14:21] <!DM-sama> Kriss will be waiting at your home.
  20. [14:22] <!DM-sama> Andria probably will as well, though only if Malakai makes her.
  21. [14:22] <@Malakai> I don't command her, she can where ever she wishes
  22. [14:24] <!DM-sama> As you all get your cart fully loaded and prepare to head out of town you find your path blocked.
  23. [14:25] <!DM-sama> Standing before your cart are a hideously fat man, and a beautiful blonde woman.
  24. [14:25] <!DM-sama> The air around them is one of danger, they're probably members of the Rose.
  25. [14:26] == Lard| [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  26. [14:26] == Lard| has changed nick to Lard|Bloodlet
  27. [14:26] <Sazir> "My, my, it seems we have more people coming to us to embrace beautiful death. Wouldn't you say so my good friend?"
  28. [14:27] <Lard|Bloodlet> "OI! WHY WE'Z GOTSTA ATTACK DEM HED ON LIKE DIS?" The large pig like orc says as he takes a bite from a nearly raw leg of lamb.
  29. [14:28] <Lard|Bloodlet> "Quiet down you obnoxious oaf, I refuse to ambush them like animals. If we must work together we will do this my way."
  30. [14:28] <Lard|Bloodlet> The girl adresses the orc without ever taking her eyes off your group.
  31. [14:29] <Lard|Bloodlet> "Dey don luk so tuff, why da bozz say we'z not allowed to attack em alone again?"
  32. [14:29] <Lard|Bloodlet> "They've killed over half of us you goon."
  33. [14:30] <Sazir> "Bit prideful isn't she? Almost makes me want to add her to my collection. So then, why don't we just skip the foreplay and let us kill you?"
  34. [14:31] <Belor> "It would seem like we have another pair blocking the road, but at least I'll be able to refill my bag with the big one" He shrugs to himself.
  35. [14:31] <Sazir> "Hmm, perhaps the dear snake would enjoy his taste?"
  36. [14:31] <Lard|Bloodlet> "Don't rush in blindly or you'll just di-..." The girl attempts to say, but is interrupted by the berserk scream of the obese orc as he rushes toward you.
  37. [14:32] <Lard|Bloodlet> Roll 1d20+0
  38. [14:32] <!DM-sama> Lard|Bloodlet rolled : 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
  39. [14:32] == Lard|Bloodlet has changed nick to Lard|9
  40. [14:32] <Sazir> 1d20+3
  41. [14:32] <Belor> Roll 1d20+8
  42. [14:32] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  43. [14:32] <Sazir> roll 1d20+3
  44. [14:32] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
  45. [14:32] == Sazir has changed nick to Sazir|11
  46. [14:32] == Belor has changed nick to Belor|16
  47. [14:33] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
  48. [14:33] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  49. [14:33] == Malakai has changed nick to Malakai|6
  50. [14:33] <Lard|9> Vripe
  51. [14:33] <Vripe> opening my sheet
  52. [14:34] <Vripe> roll 1d20+9
  53. [14:34] <!DM-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{20}
  54. [14:34] == Vripe has changed nick to Vripe|20
  55. [14:34] <Lard|9> Roll for Maria and Rose as well Taco.
  56. [14:34] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : for Maria and Rose as well Taco. --> error: malformed expression
  57. [14:35] <Sazir|11> Will do
  58. [14:35] <Lard|9> Do you have their sheets?
  59. [14:35] <Sazir|11> Maria's? No
  60. [14:35] <Sazir|11> I do have Rose
  61. [14:35] <Sazir|11> roll 1d20+13 ROSE
  62. [14:35] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11 rolled : 1d20+13 ROSE --> [ 1d20=16 ]{29}
  63. [14:36] <!DM-sama> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=497362
  64. [14:36] <Sazir|11> Althought I thought you'd take over when Rose was in play?
  65. [14:36] <Belor|16> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=497362 ave Meria.
  66. [14:36] <@Imouto> Belor I want to kick the fuck out of you
  67. [14:36] <@Imouto> MARIA
  68. [14:36] <@Imouto> MA
  69. [14:36] <Sazir|11> Danke
  70. [14:36] <@Imouto> RI
  71. [14:36] <@Imouto> A
  72. [14:36] <Sazir|11> roll 1d20+16
  73. [14:36] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11 rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{21}
  74. [14:36] == Sazir|11 has changed nick to Sazir|11|21|29
  75. [14:37] <Belor|16> ( I know Little sound *gives her a cookie)
  76. [14:37] <Lard|9> Okay.
  77. [14:37] <@Imouto> All is forgiven
  78. [14:37] * Imouto eats the cookie
  79. [14:37] <Lard|9> \There's an obese orc running at you really fast.
  80. [14:37] <Lard|9> Zombie bitches GO
  81. [14:38] <@Imouto> BRAAAAAAAI- OH FUCK
  82. [14:38] <Sazir|11|21|29> Right so Rose first!
  83. [14:39] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 1d20+17 Hit da fat man
  84. [14:39] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 1d20+17 Hit da fat man --> [ 1d20=16 ]{33}
  85. [14:39] <Sazir|11|21|29> And crit
  86. [14:39] <Sazir|11|21|29> Did that hit Emmy?
  87. [14:40] <Lard|9> Confirm.
  88. [14:40] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 1d20+17 Confirming!
  89. [14:40] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 1d20+17 Confirming! --> [ 1d20=16 ]{33}
  90. [14:40] <Sazir|11|21|29> ...
  91. [14:41] <Belor|16> ...
  92. [14:41] <Sazir|11|21|29> Oh wait, that's a confirm hit
  93. [14:41] <Sazir|11|21|29> 2d6+9 DAMAGE
  94. [14:41] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 2d6+9 DAMAGE
  95. [14:41] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 2d6+9 DAMAGE --> [ 2d6=5 ]{14}
  96. [14:41] <Sazir|11|21|29> So that's 28!
  97. [14:41] <Sazir|11|21|29> Now Maria's turn!
  98. [14:42] <Lard|9> Rose only gets one attack?
  99. [14:42] <Sazir|11|21|29> Ah wait no, she has the +12 as well
  100. [14:42] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 1d20+12 Second attack?!
  101. [14:42] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 1d20+12 Second attack?! --> [ 1d20=13 ]{25}
  102. [14:42] <Sazir|11|21|29> Boo no crit
  103. [14:42] <Sazir|11|21|29> Did it hit?
  104. [14:43] <Lard|9> His AC is 10
  105. [14:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> ...Oh goody
  106. [14:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 2d6+9
  107. [14:43] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 2d6+9 --> [ 2d6=5 ]{14}
  108. [14:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> NOW it's Maria's turn
  109. [14:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> And because HE SO FAT
  110. [14:44] <Lard|9> He's not even bleeding.
  111. [14:44] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 1d20+19 FLESHGRIND IT UP
  112. [14:44] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 1d20+19 FLESHGRIND IT UP --> [ 1d20=6 ]{25}
  113. [14:44] <Lard|9> Rose just cut into the fat.
  114. [14:44] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 1d8+11
  115. [14:44] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 1d8+11 --> [ 1d8=2 ]{13}
  116. [14:44] <Lard|9> Okay, the spear is stuck in him.
  117. [14:45] <Lard|9> Maria needs to draw a weapon which will end her attack round.
  118. [14:45] <Sazir|11|21|29> Yawp, and she will draw the Flaming Sword!
  119. [14:45] <Lard|9> Okay.
  120. [14:45] <Lard|9> VRIPE
  121. [14:45] <Lard|9> THE TWO BITCHES CUT UP THE FATTY
  122. [14:45] <Lard|9> WHAT DO?
  123. [14:45] <Lard|9> He's still running by the way.
  124. [14:45] <Lard|9> Well technically he's turning to beat up the girls.
  125. [14:46] <Vripe|20> hmmm
  126. [14:46] <Vripe|20> maybe I should throw something at him
  127. [14:46] <Vripe|20> is aiming at tendons a thing?
  128. [14:46] <Lard|9> Called shots are but I would advise against it.
  129. [14:46] <Vripe|20> like Aim: Legs or something
  130. [14:47] <Vripe|20> yeah, that thing always had 31% chance anyway
  131. [14:47] <Vripe|20> okay, I think I'll throw some throwing knives
  132. [14:47] <Vripe|20> how in the fuck do I do that
  133. [14:47] <Lard|9> Okay.
  134. [14:47] <Lard|9> 1d20+14
  135. [14:47] <Lard|9> 1d20+9
  136. [14:47] <Vripe|20> roll 1d20+14
  137. [14:47] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{16}
  138. [14:48] <Lard|9> That's your to hit with them.
  139. [14:48] <Lard|9> Hit.
  140. [14:48] <Lard|9> Now damage.
  141. [14:48] <Vripe|20> wow
  142. [14:48] <Lard|9> It's on your sheet.
  143. [14:48] <Lard|9> Next to "throwing knives"
  144. [14:48] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+6
  145. [14:48] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+6 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{10}
  146. [14:48] <Lard|9> Attack again.
  147. [14:48] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+6
  148. [14:48] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+6 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{7}
  149. [14:49] <Vripe|20> oh, as in roll to hit again
  150. [14:49] <Lard|9> ....
  151. [14:49] * Lard|9 sighs.
  152. [14:49] <Vripe|20> roll 1d20+9
  153. [14:49] <Lard|9> Yes.
  154. [14:49] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{26}
  155. [14:49] <Sazir|11|21|29> DAMN IT ANTS
  156. [14:49] <Sazir|11|21|29> BLAME ANTS, BLAME ANTS
  157. [14:49] <Lard|9> Okay NOW roll damage.
  158. [14:49] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+6
  159. [14:49] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+6 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{9}
  160. [14:49] <Lard|9> Actually roll confirm.
  161. [14:49] <Lard|9> That was a crit.
  162. [14:49] <Lard|9> To hit again, same modifier.
  163. [14:49] <Vripe|20> roll 1d20+9
  164. [14:49] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{21}
  165. [14:50] <Lard|9> Okay yeah, that's a crit.
  166. [14:50] <Lard|9> 18 damage.
  167. [14:50] <Vripe|20> aww yeah
  168. [14:50] <Lard|9> Okay.
  169. [14:50] <Lard|9> Belor.
  170. [14:51] <Lard|9> The guy is more or less unphased by the weapons jammed into him.
  171. [14:51] <Belor|16> Hmm
  172. [14:52] * Belor|16 moves to the right of the fat orc "Such a fat little thing you are" [Eldrich Blast: Sickening Blast]
  173. [14:53] <Lard|9> to hit.
  174. [14:53] <Belor|16> Roll 1d20+12
  175. [14:53] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{31}
  176. [14:53] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+20 haha that fort save.
  177. [14:53] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+20 haha that fort save. --> [ 1d20=3 ]{23}
  178. [14:53] <Belor|16> Of course he saved.
  179. [14:54] <Belor|16> Roll 4d6
  180. [14:54] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 4d6 --> [ 4d6=15 ]{15}
  181. [14:54] <Lard|9> Okay.
  182. [14:54] <Lard|9> Sazir?
  183. [14:54] <Lard|9> Once again, unphased.
  184. [14:55] <Lard|9> This nigga tanky...
  185. [14:55] * Sazir|11|21|29 takes out his new scythe. "Well well, lets see if we can cut some of that fat off hm?" He says as he extends it and attacks from afar
  186. [14:55] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 1d20+15 CORRUPTING SCYTHE, HOOOOOOOOOO
  187. [14:55] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 1d20+15 CORRUPTING SCYTHE, HOOOOOOOOOO --> [ 1d20=2 ]{17}
  188. [14:55] <Lard|9> Hit.
  189. [14:56] <Sazir|11|21|29> roll 2d4+3
  190. [14:56] <!DM-sama> Sazir|11|21|29 rolled : 2d4+3 --> [ 2d4=6 ]{9}
  191. [14:56] <Lard|9> And now his con has been dropped by 1
  192. [14:57] <Sazir|11|21|29> Yawp
  193. [14:57] <Lard|9> Now it's his turn.
  194. [14:57] <Lard|9> He's going to wail on Rose.
  195. [14:57] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+23
  196. [14:57] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{31}
  197. [14:58] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+18
  198. [14:58] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{19}
  199. [14:58] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+13
  200. [14:58] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{22}
  201. [14:58] <Sazir|11|21|29> Only one hit
  202. [14:58] <Lard|9> Second one auto missed, but you can't crit miss with natural weapons.
  203. [14:58] <Lard|9> Okay.
  204. [14:58] <Lard|9> roll 1d8+11
  205. [14:58] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d8+11 --> [ 1d8=6 ]{17}
  206. [14:58] <Lard|9> He unches Rose in the face for 17 damage.
  207. [14:59] <Lard|9> "YE LIKE DAT? AHUEHUAGUAAAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort*"
  208. [14:59] <Lard|9> Malakai.
  209. [14:59] <Sazir|11|21|29> "I would prefer it if you didn't try to destroy her beautiful face, it'll take so much time to get it to just right again."
  210. [15:00] <@Malakai|6> alright, I'm just gonna slice this guy up with my scythe
  211. [15:00] <@Malakai|6> roll 1d20+20
  212. [15:00] <!DM-sama> Malakai|6 rolled : 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{21}
  213. [15:00] <@Malakai|6> ANTS
  214. [15:00] <@Malakai|6> WE'RE THE CRIT BROS
  215. [15:00] <@Malakai|6> ONE OR TWENTY
  216. [15:01] <@Malakai|6> ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE
  217. [15:01] <Vripe|20> CRITS OR BUST
  218. [15:01] <@Imouto> I guess you could say that was a critical failure
  219. [15:01] * Imouto runs into the night cackling
  220. [15:01] <Lard|9> Okay, make your "don't accidentally kill anyone roll"
  221. [15:01] <Lard|9> d20
  222. [15:01] <@Malakai|6> roll 1d20
  223. [15:01] <!DM-sama> Malakai|6 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
  224. [15:01] <Lard|9> Okay, you swing too hard, miss, and your Scythe gets stuck in the ground, you spend the rest of your turn pulling it free.
  225. [15:02] <@Malakai|6> "Fack."
  226. [15:02] <Lard|9> Rose's turn again.
  227. [15:02] <@Malakai|6> "I BLAME YOU FOR THIS VRIPE."
  228. [15:02] <Lard|9> Actually.
  229. [15:02] <Lard|9> Allow me Taco.
  230. [15:02] <Vripe|20> "I blame cancer."
  231. [15:03] <Sazir|11|21|29> Go ahead Emmy!
  232. [15:03] <Sazir|11|21|29> I was mostly really reading up on Rose's thing to see which one I should od
  233. [15:04] <Lard|9> "You know... I didn't even like you when I was alive." Rose says as her eyes glint red.
  234. [15:04] <Lard|9> [Hexblade's Curse]
  235. [15:05] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+17
  236. [15:05] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{32}
  237. [15:05] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+17 crit confirm
  238. [15:05] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+17 crit confirm --> [ 1d20=5 ]{22}
  239. [15:05] <Lard|9> roll 2d6+9
  240. [15:05] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 2d6+9 --> [ 2d6=10 ]{19}
  241. [15:05] <Lard|9> 38 damage.
  242. [15:05] <Lard|9> And the debuff.
  243. [15:06] <Lard|9> Which, I need to look up.
  244. [15:08] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+7 save versus curse\
  245. [15:08] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+7 save versus curse\ --> [ 1d20=12 ]{19}
  246. [15:08] <Lard|9> NOPE
  247. [15:08] <Lard|9> -2 on all rolls.
  248. [15:09] <Lard|9> For an hour.
  249. [15:09] <Lard|9> "Interesting... she still has memories of when she was alive."
  250. [15:09] <Lard|9> ^The girl.
  251. [15:09] <Lard|9> Not fatty.
  252. [15:10] <Lard|9> Fatty is like "AUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGUA"
  253. [15:10] <Lard|9> Maria's turn.
  254. [15:10] <Vripe|20> pfft
  255. [15:10] <Lard|9> Once again, allow me.
  256. [15:11] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+18 to hit with the flaming sword
  257. [15:11] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+18 to hit with the flaming sword --> [ 1d20=9 ]{27}
  258. [15:12] <Lard|9> roll 1d8+1d6+10
  259. [15:12] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d8+1d6+10 --> [ 1d8=6 1d6=2 ]{18}
  260. [15:12] * Lard|9 switches instantly to BattleAxe mode.
  261. [15:12] <Lard|9> (quickdraw OP)
  262. [15:12] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+16
  263. [15:12] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{18}
  264. [15:12] <Lard|9> roll 1d12+13
  265. [15:12] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d12+13 --> [ 1d12=1 ]{14}
  266. [15:12] <Sazir|11|21|29> "Of course she does, why would I take away all her memories? I give freedom, not take it away."
  267. [15:13] <Lard|9> Vripe.
  268. [15:13] <Vripe|20> oh shit, battleaxe
  269. [15:13] <Vripe|20> which way is he facing?
  270. [15:14] <Lard|9> Away from you, toward Rose and Maria who moved past him during their counter charge.
  271. [15:14] <Vripe|20> oooh
  272. [15:14] <Vripe|20> how about adamantine to the kidney
  273. [15:14] <Vripe|20> if it can reach that deep in
  274. [15:14] <Lard|9> He's got improved uncanny dodge, you can't catch him off guard for a sneak attack.
  275. [15:15] <Lard|9> You can still shank him though.
  276. [15:15] <Vripe|20> oh shit
  277. [15:15] <Vripe|20> might as well
  278. [15:15] <Lard|9> Your base damage is not terrible.
  279. [15:15] <Lard|9> Okay, to hit.
  280. [15:15] <Vripe|20> roll 1d20+18
  281. [15:15] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{33}
  282. [15:15] <Lard|9> Damage
  283. [15:16] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+10
  284. [15:16] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+10 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{14}
  285. [15:16] <Vripe|20> yay
  286. [15:16] <Vripe|20> think throwing would be more profitable
  287. [15:16] <Lard|9> You get two attacks.
  288. [15:16] <Vripe|20> whoaa
  289. [15:16] <Vripe|20> roll 1d20+18
  290. [15:16] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{20}
  291. [15:17] <Lard|9> +13 on the second.
  292. [15:17] <Lard|9> Hit either way.
  293. [15:17] <Vripe|20> oh, whoops
  294. [15:17] <Lard|9> Damage.
  295. [15:17] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+10
  296. [15:17] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+10 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{13}
  297. [15:17] <Vripe|20> okay, think I get it now
  298. [15:17] * Lard|9 is bloody and close to death.
  299. [15:17] <Lard|9> "B-bloodlet.... help me...." He calls out at he starts to wane.
  300. [15:17] == Lard|9 has changed nick to Bloodlet
  301. [15:18] <Bloodlet> "Sorry... our orders are to never engage them alone, in your current state you're no longer an asset."
  302. [15:18] <Bloodlet> "I told you not to charge in blindly."
  303. [15:18] * Bloodlet turns and walks away leaving the orc to fight you alone.
  304. [15:19] == Bloodlet has changed nick to Lard|9
  305. [15:19] <Lard|9> Belor.
  306. [15:21] * Belor|16 "Now now now....I wonder where you are going little dove...." [Eldrich Blast: Sickening Blast] to the fat pig before moving out toward where the girl was retreating toward.
  307. [15:22] <Belor|16> Roll 1d20+12
  308. [15:22] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{18}
  309. [15:23] <Belor|16> Roll 4d6
  310. [15:23] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 4d6 --> [ 4d6=16 ]{16}
  311. [15:23] <Lard|9> Okay.
  312. [15:23] <Belor|16> (Chances are he saves)
  313. [15:23] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+20
  314. [15:23] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+20 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{37}
  315. [15:26] <Lard|9> As you approach the girl she picks up speed and begins to run.
  316. [15:26] <Sazir|11|21|29> How far is she?
  317. [15:26] <Lard|9> When you attempt to pursue she waves her armored hand and a loud whistle draws your attention upward.
  318. [15:26] <Lard|9> Make a reflex save.
  319. [15:27] <Belor|16> Roll 1d20+11
  320. [15:27] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{19}
  321. [15:27] <Lard|9> Fail
  322. [15:27] <Lard|9> roll 12d6
  323. [15:28] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 12d6 --> [ 12d6=40 ]{40}
  324. [15:28] <Lard|9> A pillar of divine fire crashes down onto you.
  325. [15:28] <Lard|9> half the damage is negated by your fire resistance.
  326. [15:28] <Lard|9> The other half is raw righteous power, and it causes your flesh to sear on contact.
  327. [15:28] <Lard|9> You're not chasing her anymore, needless to say.
  328. [15:28] <Vripe|20> holy fuck
  329. [15:29] <Sazir|11|21|29> Literally
  330. [15:29] <Sazir|11|21|29> Also, how far is she now?
  331. [15:29] <Lard|9> 80 ft from Belor, she was already fairly far out of range before she started running and she moves at 60ft.
  332. [15:29] <Belor|16> "GAAAAAAAAAAAA"
  333. [15:30] <Sazir|11|21|29> So she's still 200 ft from me...
  334. [15:30] <Lard|9> She'll be 140ft by the end of the round.
  335. [15:30] <Sazir|11|21|29> Hmm should I risk it....
  336. [15:30] <Lard|9> I'll warn you, she had more spells.
  337. [15:30] <Vripe|20> as long as you're not standing near me
  338. [15:30] <Sazir|11|21|29> I know, I was going to do Hold Person
  339. [15:30] <Lard|9> has*
  340. [15:30] <Sazir|11|21|29> Which, if it works, would hold her for 10 rounds
  341. [15:31] <Lard|9> Which won't help at all if she happens to have the "Still Spell" feat
  342. [15:31] <Sazir|11|21|29> TruE1
  343. [15:31] <Sazir|11|21|29> True! Even
  344. [15:31] <Sazir|11|21|29> Well, to fatty it is!
  345. [15:32] * Sazir|11|21|29 scratches the back of his head as he watches the other girl run. "Hmm, shame. She looks like someone who needs to be liberated from the cage of life, instead, I suppose, I'll just let my girls have some fun with you." He says and casts [Hold Person] on fatty
  346. [15:32] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+7
  347. [15:32] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  348. [15:32] <Lard|9> HAHA nope
  349. [15:33] <Sazir|11|21|29> DAMN YOU GOOD ROLLS
  350. [15:33] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+23
  351. [15:33] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{34}
  352. [15:33] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+18
  353. [15:33] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{19}
  354. [15:33] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+13
  355. [15:33] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{32}
  356. [15:33] <Lard|9> That's two hits on Rose this time.
  357. [15:34] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+13 crit confirm
  358. [15:34] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+13 crit confirm --> [ 1d20=19 ]{32}
  359. [15:34] <Lard|9> Oooh..... that's a full crit.
  360. [15:34] <Lard|9> Roll 1d8+11
  361. [15:34] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d8+11 --> [ 1d8=4 ]{15}
  362. [15:34] <Lard|9> 53 damage total.
  363. [15:35] <Lard|9> Her jaw is broken and her cheek bone is collapsed, but she's still standing.
  364. [15:35] <Lard|9> Undead bitches OP
  365. [15:35] <Lard|9> Rose is angry now.
  366. [15:36] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+17
  367. [15:36] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{21}
  368. [15:36] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+12
  369. [15:36] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{20}
  370. [15:36] <Lard|9> roll 2d6+9
  371. [15:36] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 2d6+9 --> [ 2d6=5 ]{14}
  372. [15:36] <Lard|9> roll 2d6+9
  373. [15:36] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 2d6+9 --> [ 2d6=9 ]{18}
  374. [15:37] <Lard|9> Maria lifts the axe over her head in a stance that looks utterly rediculous with her thin frame.
  375. [15:38] <Lard|9> "St...op.... hit....ting ..... Rose." She says in a weak raspy voice. The first words to come out of her lips since her death.
  376. [15:38] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+21
  377. [15:38] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{37}
  378. [15:38] <Lard|9> roll 1d20+16
  379. [15:38] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{34}
  380. [15:38] <Lard|9> roll 1d12+13
  381. [15:38] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d12+13 --> [ 1d12=6 ]{19}
  382. [15:38] <Lard|9> roll 1d12+13
  383. [15:38] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : 1d12+13 --> [ 1d12=7 ]{20}
  384. [15:39] <Lard|9> The fat tub of dough tries to crawl away as MAria hacks his legs off at the knee with two sharp strokes.
  385. [15:39] <Lard|9> Vripes turn.
  386. [15:39] <Lard|9> You can coup degrace if you want.
  387. [15:40] <Lard|9> Oh wait.
  388. [15:40] <Lard|9> I skipped Malakai.
  389. [15:40] <Vripe|20> welp
  390. [15:40] <Lard|9> Whatever.
  391. [15:40] <Lard|9> He was pulling his scythe out of the ground.
  392. [15:41] <Lard|9> It's what he gets for nat 1ing on the first roll of the day.
  393. [15:41] <Lard|9> >:[
  394. [15:41] <Lard|9> So yeah, coup degrace?
  395. [15:41] <Vripe|20> I'll throw a pokeball
  396. [15:41] <Lard|9> .....
  397. [15:41] <Vripe|20> he's definitely catchable at this point
  398. [15:41] <Vripe|20> unless he uses Rest
  399. [15:42] <Vripe|20> there's only one in the game so it's important I catch him
  400. [15:42] <Vripe|20> roll 1d20+14
  401. [15:42] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{25}
  402. [15:42] <Lard|9> WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ROLLING FOR?
  403. [15:42] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+6
  404. [15:42] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+6 --> [ 1d4=3 ]{9}
  405. [15:43] <Vripe|20> throwing an ultra knife
  406. [15:43] <Lard|9> ......
  407. [15:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> ...
  408. [15:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> You don't need to roll
  409. [15:43] <Belor|16> ...
  410. [15:43] <Vripe|20> since I'm cheap and don't ever use the great knives
  411. [15:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> To coup de grace dude
  412. [15:43] <Vripe|20> oh
  413. [15:43] <Sazir|11|21|29> You just say you are
  414. [15:43] <Lard|9> A coup de grace is an automatic crit.
  415. [15:43] <Lard|9> Just roll damage.
  416. [15:43] <Vripe|20> oh, cool
  417. [15:43] <Vripe|20> now how do crits work
  418. [15:43] <Lard|9> ROLL
  419. [15:43] <!DM-sama> Lard|9 rolled : --> error: malformed expression
  420. [15:43] <Lard|9> DAMAGE
  421. [15:43] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+6
  422. [15:43] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+6 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{7}
  423. [15:44] <Lard|9> ....
  424. [15:44] <Lard|9> + YOUR SNEAK ATTACK BONUS
  425. [15:44] <Vripe|20> ohhh
  426. [15:44] <Vripe|20> roll 1d4+6+5d6
  427. [15:44] <!DM-sama> Vripe|20 rolled : 1d4+6+5d6 --> [ 1d4=2 5d6=17 ]{25}
  428. [15:44] <@Imouto> poor ANTS
  429. [15:44] <@Imouto> he's just trying to catch Snorlax guys.
  430. [15:44] <Lard|9> You do 50 damage.
  431. [15:44] <Lard|9> He's dead.
  432. [15:45] <Vripe|20> damnit, gotta reload a save
  433. [15:45] == Lard|9 has changed nick to Mad-sama
  434. [15:45] * Mad-sama curls in a corner and cries.
  435. [15:45] <Vripe|20> sorry I'm inept
  436. [15:45] <@Imouto> There there ANTS
  437. [15:45] <Mad-sama> You guys suck.
  438. [15:45] * Imouto pats Vripe's back
  439. [15:45] <Sazir|11|21|29> And by you guys
  440. [15:45] <@Imouto> theres always the one outside of Lavender Town
  441. [15:45] <Sazir|11|21|29> You mean ANTS?
  442. [15:46] <Mad-sama> That fight is over, back to default names.
  443. [15:46] == Malakai|6 has changed nick to Malakai
  444. [15:46] -NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
  445. [15:46] -NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
  446. [15:46] -NickServ- please choose a different nick.
  447. [15:46] == Vripe|20 has changed nick to Vripe
  448. [15:46] == Belor|16 has changed nick to Belor
  449. [15:48] == Sazir|11|21|29 has changed nick to Sazir
  450. [15:48] * Sazir looks over Rose's damage with concern. "Oh no worry my dear. I'll have that lovely face of yours fixed in no time."
  451. [15:49] * Belor hobbles over to the rest of the group carrying his old morningstar and upon reaching the corpse of fatty brings his weapon up....and smashes it into his face three or four times "Ha....Ha....Ha.........I feel better now"
  452. [15:49] * Malakai pats belor on the back
  453. [15:49] <Mad-sama> Now that that's been dealt with you can continue on toward where the dragon should be.
  454. [15:50] <Sazir> Can I roll to fix Rose's head during the trip?
  455. [15:52] <Mad-sama> You can take 10
  456. [15:53] <Sazir> Will do!
  457. [15:53] <Sazir> So take 10 on Craft (Corpse) would be..29?
  458. [15:54] <Mad-sama> Which is plenty
  459. [15:54] <Sazir> Indeed
  460. [15:55] <Mad-sama> Okay.
  461. [15:55] <Mad-sama> You approach the wild elven forest that the dragon has dominated.
  462. [15:56] <Mad-sama> You need to be careful, according to Jiggles the city still operates as if the dragn wasn't there, but she controls everything from the shadows.
  463. [15:56] <Mad-sama> And she could be anyone you meet.
  464. [15:57] <Mad-sama> The trip was offly uneventful.
  465. [15:57] <Mad-sama> ....
  466. [15:57] <Mad-sama> awfull*
  467. [15:57] <Mad-sama> Awfully*
  468. [15:57] <Mad-sama> I
  469. [15:57] <Mad-sama> A
  470. [15:57] <Mad-sama> M
  471. [15:57] <Mad-sama> R
  472. [15:57] <Mad-sama> E
  473. [15:57] <Mad-sama> T
  474. [15:57] <Mad-sama> A
  475. [15:57] <Mad-sama> R
  476. [15:57] <Mad-sama> D
  477. [15:57] <Mad-sama> E
  478. [15:57] <Mad-sama> D
  479. [15:58] <Sazir> Bwahahaha
  480. [15:58] <@Malakai> aww
  481. [15:58] * Malakai pats mad-sama on the head
  482. [15:58] * Sazir looks around, then looks to Belor. "Should we just poison the well and kill them all?"
  483. [15:59] <Mad-sama> You hear the drawing of a bow to your left right as you enter the forest.
  484. [15:59] == Mad-sama has changed nick to Elf-faggot
  485. [15:59] <Vripe> "I think we should just hold a COOLEST-LOOKING DRAGON CONTEST"
  486. [15:59] <Vripe> "That'll draw her out of hiding."
  487. [16:00] <Elf-faggot> "Welcome travellers." Says a young wild elf as he points a bow at your face. "You'd be amazed how good our hearing is."
  488. [16:00] <Elf-faggot> "Are you here to trade or just passing through?"
  489. [16:00] <Belor> (Did we drop off all our trade-ish stuff we got?)
  490. [16:01] <Elf-faggot> You need an empty cart for hoard stealin
  491. [16:01] <Belor> (true)
  492. [16:02] <Sazir> "Well we've heard your village was just full of odd trickets and gems, so I do believe trading would be the right answer?"
  493. [16:03] * Belor clears his throat "We have indeed come for trade. We have heard many good things could be found here"
  494. [16:03] * Elf-faggot raises an eyebrow.
  495. [16:03] <Elf-faggot> "Alright, it's your funeral." He says as he turns away and takes a seat back by his tree.
  496. [16:04] <Elf-faggot> "Watch your back, she doesn't play fair."
  497. [16:04] * Vripe looks over his shoulder
  498. [16:05] <Sazir> "Oh goody, neither do we."
  499. [16:06] <Elf-faggot> Everyone make a will save.
  500. [16:06] <Belor> Roll 1d20+16
  501. [16:06] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+16 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{23}
  502. [16:06] <Vripe> roll 1d20+13
  503. [16:06] <!DM-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{23}
  504. [16:06] <Sazir> roll 1d20+11
  505. [16:06] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{15}
  506. [16:07] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+5
  507. [16:07] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  508. [16:07] <Elf-faggot> Ha.
  509. [16:07] <Elf-faggot> DC is 24
  510. [16:07] <Vripe> aha
  511. [16:07] <Belor> Well shit.
  512. [16:07] <Elf-faggot> Dat terrible luck.
  513. [16:07] <Vripe> hahaha
  514. [16:08] <Sazir> Well fuck
  515. [16:08] <Sazir> THOSE HORRIBLE ROLLS
  516. [16:08] <Elf-faggot> You all fall into a deep slumber, except of course Maria and Rose.
  517. [16:08] <@Malakai> (brb)
  518. [16:09] <Sazir> Welp
  519. [16:09] <Sazir> Lets hope she's into creepy looking men with Charisma of 23
  520. [16:09] <Belor> Save us Rose and Maria!
  521. [16:10] <Vripe> elf doing the raping?
  522. [16:10] <Vripe> unlikely
  523. [16:13] <@Malakai> (I'm back)
  524. [16:14] <Elf-faggot> The first to awaken are Belor and Vripe
  525. [16:14] <Elf-faggot> You come to in a room with marble walls.
  526. [16:14] <Elf-faggot> Sazir and Malakai lay on the floor unconcious.
  527. [16:15] <Elf-faggot> However, you're not entirely alone in the room.
  528. [16:15] <Elf-faggot> There are three others.
  529. [16:15] <Vripe> can I pretend to still be asleep?
  530. [16:15] <Elf-faggot> Yes.
  531. [16:15] <Elf-faggot> Two of the three remaining people are female.
  532. [16:15] <Elf-faggot> The only man among them is an extremely old elf.
  533. [16:15] <Elf-faggot> He must be nearly a thousand.
  534. [16:16] <Elf-faggot> When even an elf has a beard....
  535. [16:16] == Lash [[email protected]] has joined #cyoasteady
  536. [16:16] <Elf-faggot> The other is a young red headed elven girl,
  537. [16:17] <Elf-faggot> Both are wearing rags and huddled together in the corner.
  538. [16:17] <Elf-faggot> The final one is a human girl.
  539. [16:17] <Belor> Are they awake?
  540. [16:17] <Elf-faggot> She sits against the far corner of the wall staring up at the cieling, she's very pretty.
  541. [16:18] <Elf-faggot> Her eyes are violet and she has black hair.
  542. [16:18] <Elf-faggot> A hooded cloak covers her head and a joint of some kind of rolled herb hangs from her lips.
  543. [16:18] <Elf-faggot> She has an expression like she's waiting for something.
  544. [16:19] <Elf-faggot> And yes, everyone is awake.
  545. [16:19] <Elf-faggot> And with the addition of Malakai stirring from his slumber only Sazir is still sleeping.
  546. [16:20] <Elf-faggot> Wat do?
  547. [16:20] <@Malakai> "Ugh.....what the hell..."
  548. [16:20] * Belor sits up holding his head and looks around "Well well well......." He looks around and stops when we sees the women and old man. "Hey you three, any idea where we are now?"
  549. [16:21] <Belor> "Welcome back heretic"
  550. [16:22] <Elf-faggot> The young elven girl speaks up softly.
  551. [16:23] <Elf-faggot> "This is the room where the dragon keeps those of us who are too dangerous or valuable for the slave trade."
  552. [16:23] <Elf-faggot> "She says it's wasteful to kill good cattle..."
  553. [16:23] <Elf-faggot> The girl snuggles the old man.
  554. [16:23] <Elf-faggot> He's likely her father, or grandfather.
  555. [16:24] <Elf-faggot> Somebody should probably wake up Sazir.
  556. [16:24] <Belor> (.....can I assume we are striped of all our gear?)
  557. [16:24] <Elf-faggot> Yep, it's all been added to the hoard already.
  558. [16:25] * Malakai stumbles over and shakes Sazir until he awakens
  559. [16:25] <Belor> (FFFFFFFFFFFF-)
  560. [16:25] * Sazir wakes up and looks around. "...You're not one of my lovelies." He says as he looks at Malakai.
  561. [16:26] <@Imouto> pfft
  562. [16:26] <@Malakai> "Get up. We might be in trouble Sazir."
  563. [16:26] * Belor sighs to himself "They got us good old friend...."
  564. [16:27] <Elf-faggot> You're all in underwear by the way.
  565. [16:27] <Elf-faggot> The two elves won't speak anymore.
  566. [16:27] <Elf-faggot> I'm going to go get something to eat while you decide what to do.
  567. [16:28] * Sazir gets up and looks around. "Seems so, but don't despair my good chap. We're the messengers of slaughter after all. A simple little cage won't be enough to trap us. So who are they?" He says pointing to the elves and the cloaked woman.
  568. [16:29] * Belor gives a side long glance to the elves and moves to stand by his old friend [Snake tounge] "They seem to be either dangerous or important to the dragon and so kept alive....something about not wasting good cattle"
  569. [16:30] * Sazir speaks back in snake tongue. "Well the old one is clearly the leader of the elves, but what of the human and the younger elf?"
  570. [16:32] * Belor gives an exaggerated shrug of his shoulders ST " The human I have no idea about, but it seems the young one might be connect to the older in some way"
  571. [16:32] <@Malakai> "You guys decide what we're doing, I need to rest my mind a bit. I trust your judgement.....Don't let Vripe help decide anything...."
  572. [16:32] * Malakai sits against a wall and closes his eyes
  573. [16:33] <Sazir> "Hmm, you talk to the human and see what you can get from her. I'll talk to the elves, perhaps we can get them to work together to escape from here."
  574. [16:34] <Belor> "My thoughts exactly old friend and I'll look to see if any magic is at work here"
  575. [16:35] <Sazir> "Hm, yes, perhaps we can use that to our advantage if there's any at work."
  576. [16:35] * Belor he snaps his fingers "Ah, yes Mr. Vripe are you good at finding things?"
  577. [16:36] * Vripe rolls over and gives a thumbs up
  578. [16:37] <Sazir> "Then, if you would friendly heretic, see if there's anything you can find."
  579. [16:37] <Vripe> should I search the windows and doors?
  580. [16:37] <Belor> "Good good, then while we do our stuff try to see if you can find a way out or switches of any kind"
  581. [16:37] <Vripe> if applicable?
  582. [16:37] <Sazir> Search every nook and crany!
  583. [16:39] * Sazir walks over to the elves and starts speaking in elven. "The village elder I pressume?
  584. [16:40] <Vripe> what does the room look like?
  585. [16:40] <Elf-faggot> "Yes...." The man responds.
  586. [16:40] <Elf-faggot> It's a room.
  587. [16:40] <Elf-faggot> All the walls are marble.
  588. [16:40] <Elf-faggot> There are no apparent doors or windows.
  589. [16:40] <Sazir> "And she is...your daughter? Your wife?"
  590. [16:41] <Elf-faggot> "My great great grandaughter."
  591. [16:43] <Vripe> well, my work's done
  592. [16:43] <Vripe> unless I wanted to talk to the stoner
  593. [16:43] <Sazir> "So, I get why you're here. But why trap this lovely girl as well?"
  594. [16:45] <Elf-faggot> "She.... is kept here, so that I will give the dragon all the information she wants.about this land."
  595. [16:45] <Sazir> "And sort of information would that be?"
  596. [16:45] <Elf-faggot> "Uhm......"
  597. [16:45] <Elf-faggot> "No, Bertrand. These people are prisoners like us, there's no need to lie."
  598. [16:46] <Elf-faggot> The young girl says as she stands up.
  599. [16:46] <Elf-faggot> Her tiny body is more muscular than you first thought, especially her thighs.
  600. [16:47] <Elf-faggot> "I am Princess Solei Mirana Nideli, acting empress of the Farewood Wild Elves."
  601. [16:48] <Elf-faggot> "This is my guardian Bertand, he's been lying to the dragon to protect my identity but I suspect she already knows."
  602. [16:48] <Sazir> "A princess are you? My, my, that is interesting to know."
  603. [16:48] <Elf-faggot> "My mother, and all the other heirs have been killed. The dragon likely has need for me sinc eI haven't been killed as well."
  604. [16:48] <Elf-faggot> "What of you travellers?" She says as she sits down in a way that belies her regal heritage.
  605. [16:49] <Elf-faggot> It also happens to show off her delicious slave thighs.
  606. [16:49] <Sazir> "Why, we're here to free everyone from their cage."
  607. [16:49] <Elf-faggot> "That is a lie."
  608. [16:49] <Elf-faggot> "You're here to slay the dragon and take her treasure.
  609. [16:50] <Elf-faggot> You are a necromancer, and you intend to create as many undead followers as possible.
  610. [16:50] <Sazir> "That is one of our goals, yes. But since I'm here I'd like to free everyone, give everyone the freedom they deserve."
  611. [16:50] <Sazir> YAWP
  612. [16:50] <Elf-faggot> Even now you're imagining what sort of undead I would become."
  613. [16:50] <Sazir> (Oh that was her talking)
  614. [16:50] <Elf-faggot> "Do not take me for a fool, master of death. I have been blessed with many gifts."
  615. [16:51] <Sazir> "Well of course my dear, after all what worse cage is there than the cage of life?"
  616. [16:51] <Elf-faggot> "Those are the words of someone who has lived a very lonely life, but I will leave your pain for another day."
  617. [16:51] <Elf-faggot> "The task at hand is escape."
  618. [16:52] <Elf-faggot> "If you are here then you have the capability to slay a dragon, so freeing you is our priority"
  619. [16:52] <Sazir> "Since you seem to have so many gifts, you should know what I do when I free someone from their cage, and what I intend to do at the end. And do you know a way to escape then?"
  620. [16:52] <Elf-faggot> "Your reward or alterior motives are of no consequence at the moment."
  621. [16:52] * Vripe perks up at "reward"
  622. [16:53] <Sazir> They're both speaking in elven dude. I think.
  623. [16:53] <Elf-faggot> "Of course I can escape, this prison is of my own royal courts making."
  624. [16:53] <Sazir> "Then why haven't you?"
  625. [16:54] <Vripe> I can elven, I think
  626. [16:54] <Elf-faggot> "What would it accomplish besides giving the dragon proof of my nature and leading to my immediate death?"
  627. [16:54] <Elf-faggot> "Sometimes patience is required to win wars master of death."
  628. [16:55] <Elf-faggot> The young girl stands and walks over to the eastern wall.
  629. [16:55] <Sazir> "..Hmm, patience wins wars huh..."
  630. [16:55] <Elf-faggot> She places her hand upon it and mutters something in elven, which causes a block of marble to slide into the ground revealing the exit.
  631. [16:56] <Elf-faggot> "There you are adventurers, the path to the dragons lair is open."
  632. [16:57] <Elf-faggot> "Go claim your treasure, and aid the princess in distress." She says with a slightly condescending smile.
  633. [16:57] * Malakai opens his eyes, stands up, dusts himself off and cracks his neck
  634. [16:57] <@Imouto> (Punch her in the mouth)
  635. [16:57] <@Malakai> "I take it you guys found us a way out?
  636. [16:57] <@Malakai> "
  637. [16:57] <Vripe> "All thanks to my shrewd detective work"
  638. [16:58] <Elf-faggot> "Excuse me, ma'am." The princess says as she turns to the girl.
  639. [16:58] * Lash tilts her head toward the Elf without saying a word
  640. [16:58] <Sazir> "Yes, the lovely princess here has given us the exit. Now, heretic, I believe is time to for your work." He says and stops near the princess. "And I'm most curious about you, especially what kind of lovely you'll become. Perhaps after this you'll come to me for your freedom."
  641. [16:58] <Vripe> do we have anything other than underwear?
  642. [16:59] <Elf-faggot> "You've been patiently waiting here for 3 months.... you could escape now."
  643. [16:59] * Lash nods and stands up, dusting herself off. She quickly stretches and gazes at the few people across from her.
  644. [16:59] <Vripe> something seems fishy about this
  645. [16:59] <Vripe> but let's go anyway
  646. [17:00] <@Malakai> "Alright, time to find our gear
  647. [17:00] <@Malakai> "
  648. [17:01] <Elf-faggot> It is is the sorting cache down the hall" The princess says.
  649. [17:01] <Elf-faggot> "The dragon looks through each items before hoarding it."
  650. [17:01] <Sazir> "Is it now? Heretic, rogue, perhaps you two should go ahead and see if there's any danger about?"
  651. [17:02] <@Malakai> "You got it. Cmon Vripe."
  652. [17:02] * Vripe skips into the exit
  653. [17:03] <Elf-faggot> The two of you enter the palace hall, there's nothing around.
  654. [17:03] <Elf-faggot> It's completely dead inside.
  655. [17:03] <Elf-faggot> The girl in the hoodie follows you out of the room toward the sorting cache.
  656. [17:05] <Elf-faggot> The three of you enter the room.
  657. [17:05] <@Malakai> "....I want my scythe back....and my damn hat..."
  658. [17:05] <Elf-faggot> It's completely empty except for your equipment.
  659. [17:05] <Vripe> what's it loo- oh sweet
  660. [17:05] <@Imouto> (I want my hat back, by Ezekiel Malakai)
  661. [17:05] <Vripe> is putting traps on objects a thing?
  662. [17:06] <Elf-faggot> It wouldn't even piss her off.
  663. [17:06] <Vripe> okay, let's just grab our stuff then
  664. [17:06] * Malakai re-equips his shit
  665. [17:07] * Malakai slides his hand around the brim of his straw hat and spins his scythe around in a flourish
  666. [17:07] <@Malakai> "Ahh....much better..."
  667. [17:07] * Vripe puts on his boots
  668. [17:07] <Elf-faggot> The hooded girl looks disappointed as she follows you back to the others.
  669. [17:07] * Vripe looks at the rest of his clothes
  670. [17:07] <Vripe> "NAAAAHHHHHHH"
  671. [17:08] * Sazir after waiting for some time looks to Belor. "Well there's no screams of pain so it's probably safe."
  672. [17:08] * Malakai sighs, grabs everything and drags it all back to the room and his companions
  673. [17:09] <Belor> "I know.....it's quite disappointing isn't it?" He glances over his shoulder to the elves.
  674. [17:10] <Elf-faggot> Malakai arrives back with your shit, with Vripe and the girl in tow.
  675. [17:11] * Sazir looks over the things once Malakai brings it over and grabs his scythe, his armor, clothing, and scalpel. "Ah, how I missed the feeling of the cold mettalic steel. Find your things as well old friend?"
  676. [17:12] <Elf-faggot> Among the equipment you find all of Rose and Maria's things as well.
  677. [17:13] <Elf-faggot> Rose's runeblade twitches as if trying to lead you to her body.
  678. [17:13] * Belor picks through his things making sure everything was in order and one by one putting them back to where they belong, but takes out the "Dictum of The Bloody Gore" running his hand across the cover "Everything is as it should be friend."
  679. [17:13] <Sazir> "...Hm? Rose and Maria's things...If you'll excuse me princess, I have to find my very two lovely girls." He says as he grabs the Runeblade and tries to see where it leads him.
  680. [17:15] <Belor> "Let us be off then" He turns around giving a small bow with a smile plastered across his face and follows after his old friend.
  681. [17:15] <Belor> small bow the the elves*
  682. [17:17] <Elf-faggot> If I didn't make it clear, the princess is basically knife ear Morgianna
  683. [17:18] <Belor> Oh, I think that was quite clear.
  684. [17:18] <Elf-faggot> The four of you head out of the room and follow Rose's runeblade.
  685. [17:19] <Elf-faggot> And behind you the hooded girl follows as well.
  686. [17:19] <Elf-faggot> You head up the stairs and out into the courtyard.....
  687. [17:20] <Elf-faggot> Where Rose and Maria are visibly impaled on spikes of alchemical silver.
  688. [17:20] <Elf-faggot> Their bodies are severely lacerated and discolored as if bleached.
  689. [17:21] <Elf-faggot> They have obvious chemical burns as well.
  690. [17:21] <@Malakai> "Thaaaaaaaaat's....not good...."
  691. [17:21] <Vripe> shit
  692. [17:21] <Elf-faggot> The silver spikes prevent them from being reanimated until they'rre removed.
  693. [17:22] <Elf-faggot> And you don't have time for the reanimation ritual at the moment anyway, it's not as simple as casting animate dead unfortunately.
  694. [17:24] <Sazir> "....This dragon will pay."
  695. [17:24] * Belor pats his old friend's on the shoulder "We will help them when we have finished off the beast"
  696. [17:24] <Elf-faggot> Sazir.
  697. [17:24] <Elf-faggot> Make a will save.
  698. [17:25] <Sazir> roll 1d20+11
  699. [17:25] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{29}
  700. [17:27] <Elf-faggot> Sazir's quiet rage gives way to a trembling anger that rolls over his entire body.
  701. [17:27] <Elf-faggot> Overcome with anger he lashes out, striking the silver spikes on which his girls are impaled.
  702. [17:28] <Elf-faggot> The impact echos like thunder as the spikes begin to turn jet black from the point of impact.
  703. [17:28] <Elf-faggot> The alchemical properties of the metal cause it to become tainted with the negative energy crackling through Sazir's body.
  704. [17:29] <Elf-faggot> The spikes slowly crumble.
  705. [17:30] <Vripe> so one day, I got so angry I disintegrated silver
  706. [17:30] <Elf-faggot> The two girls lay amid the rubble of the fallen sacrificial pikes as Sazir turns away.
  707. [17:30] <Elf-faggot> It's time to kill a fucking lizard.
  708. [17:31] <Elf-faggot> The hooded girl watches silently.
  709. [17:32] <Elf-faggot> And when you begin looking for the dragons hoard she continues to follow you.
  710. [17:32] <Vripe> ah christ
  711. [17:33] <Elf-faggot> Where will you look?
  712. [17:33] <Vripe> what are our options?
  713. [17:33] * Malakai stops, scythe against his shoulder, and turns to the hooded girl
  714. [17:33] <Elf-faggot> It could be anywhere within the forest, there's not even a guarantee it's in the city.
  715. [17:33] <@Malakai> "Just who are you, exactly? Why are you following us?"
  716. [17:34] <Lash> "I just want my birthday present back."
  717. [17:34] <@Malakai> "....Your birthday present?
  718. [17:34] <@Malakai> "
  719. [17:34] <Lash> "Yes, my birthday present."
  720. [17:34] <@Malakai> "Fine. Well, if you're coming with us, you have to contribute. Do you have any idea where the dragon is?"
  721. [17:35] * Lash glances at the brute speaking to her and shrugs.
  722. [17:35] * Malakai sighs
  723. [17:35] <@Malakai> "Any ideas guys?"
  724. [17:35] <Vripe> "I still think we should hold that Coolest Dragon Contest."
  725. [17:35] <@Malakai> "...goddammit Vripe..."
  726. [17:35] <Vripe> "Or Pimp My Lair."
  727. [17:35] <@Malakai> "Alright. The way I see it, we have two ways to go about this."
  728. [17:36] <@Malakai> "Gather information, be sneaky and find the lair, then ambush her."
  729. [17:36] <@Malakai> "OR."
  730. [17:36] <Belor> "We find people, we ask them questions, and we kill until we find who we want?"
  731. [17:36] <Sazir> "....I know where she is. She's probably posing as the princess."
  732. [17:36] <@Malakai> "Do what we do best, walk into the center of town, begin murdering everyone and everything until we draw her out so she has to defend her property."
  733. [17:37] == Elf-faggot has changed nick to Salethaze
  734. [17:37] <Salethaze> "Or I could just kill you all!" You hear from above the courtyard.
  735. [17:37] <Lash> "Or you could just..give me my present back."
  736. [17:37] <Salethaze> A small green skinned elf girl in green tights stands on the roof.
  737. [17:38] <Salethaze> "Nope!" She says with a giggle.
  738. [17:38] <Salethaze> The girl inhales deeply....
  739. [17:38] <Salethaze> Reflex saves.
  740. [17:38] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+7
  741. [17:38] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  742. [17:38] <Vripe> all of us?
  743. [17:38] <Salethaze> >1
  744. [17:38] <Vripe> ahahahahha
  745. [17:38] <Salethaze> Yep.
  746. [17:38] <@Malakai> man, just not my day
  747. [17:38] <Belor> Roll 1d20+11
  748. [17:38] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{28}
  749. [17:38] <Salethaze> It's a cone attack
  750. [17:39] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
  751. [17:39] <!DM-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{25}
  752. [17:39] <Vripe> today is an average day
  753. [17:39] <@Malakai> someone get a 20 and save me
  754. [17:39] <Lash> roll 1d20+7
  755. [17:39] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
  756. [17:40] <Sazir> roll 1d20+6 UH OH
  757. [17:40] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+6 UH OH --> [ 1d20=18 ]{24}
  758. [17:41] <Sazir> oHAHA, nope
  759. [17:41] <Salethaze> Okay.
  760. [17:42] <Salethaze> Because she telegraphed it so terribly you guys get a single action before her breathe weapon goes off, except Malakai and Lash.
  761. [17:42] <Salethaze> Wat do?
  762. [17:42] <Vripe> breathe weapon?
  763. [17:42] <Salethaze> Yes.
  764. [17:43] <Vripe> can we push people out of the way?
  765. [17:43] <Salethaze> Hypothrtixally.
  766. [17:43] <Salethaze> hypothetically
  767. [17:43] <@Malakai> what
  768. [17:43] <@Malakai> what the actual fuck
  769. [17:44] <@Malakai> i don't
  770. [17:44] <@Imouto> What the fuck am I reading and other typos
  771. [17:44] <Vripe> hmmm
  772. [17:44] * Sazir grabs everyone he can and tries to push them back inside.
  773. [17:44] <Vripe> how about the mages pull the two losers out of the range and I chuck something at the elf
  774. [17:45] <@Imouto> Wow that's mean
  775. [17:45] * Belor moves as fast as he can back to the inside of the building "Time to get out of the open people"
  776. [17:45] <Vripe> it's not mean if it's an elf
  777. [17:45] <@Imouto> No you called them losers
  778. [17:45] <Vripe> oh, I didn't even consider that
  779. [17:45] <Salethaze> Sure.
  780. [17:45] <Salethaze> That works ANTS.
  781. [17:45] <Salethaze> To hit.
  782. [17:45] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
  783. [17:45] <!DM-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{27}
  784. [17:46] <Salethaze> The dagger hits her square between the eyes..... and chips the blade before bouncing off leaving her unscathed.
  785. [17:47] <Salethaze> -FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH-
  786. [17:47] <Vripe> FUCKING BOOK IT
  787. [17:47] <Salethaze> A massive cloud of green acidic gas floods out into the courtyard.
  788. [17:47] <Vripe> okay now I wish I had that resistance thing
  789. [17:47] <Salethaze> It's okay.
  790. [17:48] <Salethaze> Make another reflex save.
  791. [17:48] == mode/#CYOAsteady [+s] by Imouto
  792. [17:48] <Salethaze> Just you.
  793. [17:48] <@Malakai> ...?
  794. [17:48] <Salethaze> Everyone else is gone.
  795. [17:48] <@Imouto> (Ignore that, just making the channel secret)
  796. [17:48] <Sazir> No one must ever know
  797. [17:48] <Sazir> The lewdness that goes in
  798. [17:48] <Salethaze> My butt
  799. [17:48] <Sazir> Lewd
  800. [17:48] <Belor> (Make it secret....my it safe....)
  801. [17:49] <Belor> make *
  802. [17:49] <Vripe> roll1d20+14
  803. [17:49] <!DM-sama> Vripe rolled : --> error: malformed expression
  804. [17:49] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
  805. [17:49] <!DM-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{31}
  806. [17:49] <Salethaze> You backflip over and over as the cloud of gas rushes toward you before smashing through a window and out of harms way at the last second.
  807. [17:49] <Salethaze> Being rogue is generally only suffering if you have bad RNG
  808. [17:50] <Vripe> more windows
  809. [17:50] <Vripe> my niggas
  810. [17:50] <Belor> (Vripe......ultimate badass....slayer of windows)
  811. [17:50] <@Imouto> (BE WARNED GLASS, TODAY I TUMBLE INTO YOU)
  812. [17:50] <Salethaze> So Taco, still think the princess is the dragon?
  813. [17:51] <Sazir> NOPE
  814. [17:51] <Salethaze> He did say she didn't play fair.
  815. [17:51] <Belor> Well to be honest we haven't ruled it completely out.....she could be ANOTHER dragon.
  816. [17:51] <Sazir> This is true!
  817. [17:51] <Vripe> IN THE FUTURE
  818. [17:52] <Vripe> EVEN THE PRISONERS ARE DRAGONS
  819. [17:52] <Vripe> AND IN THE FUTURE
  820. [17:52] <Vripe> EVEN THE ELVES ARE DRAGONS
  821. [17:52] <Belor> Never doubt our ability to think too much.
  822. [17:52] <Vripe> AND IN THE FUTURE
  823. [17:52] <Sazir> Kill everyone?
  824. [17:52] <Vripe> EVEN THE DRAGONS ARE DRAGONS
  825. [17:52] <Belor> Okay, so we are all "safe" inside.
  826. [17:53] <Salethaze> Yep.
  827. [17:54] <Salethaze> At least until she fills this hall with toxic gas.
  828. [17:54] <Salethaze> Boss Phase 1: RUN BITCH RUN
  829. [17:55] <Vripe> wait, so I went through a window to where?
  830. [17:55] <Salethaze> 4 rounds until she can breathe again.
  831. [17:55] <Salethaze> The same hall as the others.
  832. [17:55] <Vripe> oh, cool
  833. [17:55] <Salethaze> Left or right?
  834. [17:55] <Salethaze> Or will you split up?
  835. [17:55] <Vripe> splitting up would be fun
  836. [17:55] <Vripe> probably get us all killed, but fun
  837. [17:56] <@Imouto> It depends are they taking orders from a faggot in an ascot
  838. [17:56] <Vripe> ahahahahaha
  839. [17:56] <@Malakai> "Alright, we have no time. Are we going to stick together or are we going to try to pincer her somehow?"
  840. [17:56] <@Malakai> "Think fast."
  841. [17:56] <Salethaze> 3 rounds.
  842. [17:57] <Sazir> "...Heretic, you and friendly rogue try to pince her. Belor and I will act as bait. You...you do whatever you want."
  843. [17:57] <Sazir> (The last bit was talking to the hooded woman)
  844. [17:57] * Lash nods and stares out of the window, waiting.
  845. [17:57] <Salethaze> 2 rounds.
  846. [17:57] <Vripe> sounds good to me
  847. [17:57] <@Malakai> "Alright, we'll go right
  848. [17:58] <@Malakai> "
  849. [17:58] * Vripe follows Malakai
  850. [17:58] <Sazir> "Then we'll head left, let's go old friend. We will make her pay..."
  851. [17:58] <@Malakai> "Cmon Vripe, let's go, fast as your feet will carry you."
  852. [17:58] <Belor> "Time to get ready to go left then...."
  853. [17:58] * Malakai sprints down the right hallway
  854. [17:58] <Salethaze> 1
  855. [17:58] * Lash saunters into the courtyard again, because it's the only way left.
  856. [17:58] <Salethaze> "Oh! A volunteer!"
  857. [17:58] <@Malakai> "HURRY VRIPE, THEY CAN'T BAIT HER FOR LONG OR THEY'LL GET ROASTED."
  858. [17:59] <Salethaze> (Uh.... anyone going to react to this?)
  859. [17:59] <Lash> "Look, lady. I don't want any trouble. I just want my present back."
  860. [17:59] <Salethaze> "Nope!~"
  861. [17:59] <Lash> "...If I asked nicely?"
  862. [17:59] <@Malakai> (How does the hall break down, how soon til we find another way back into the courtyard?)
  863. [17:59] * Salethaze inhales sharply and bellows out a massive cloud of acidic gas again.
  864. [17:59] <Lash> [Gust of Wind]
  865. [18:00] * Sazir stops and looks to where the hooded woman went to. "...Old friend it appears we have an ally."
  866. [18:00] <Salethaze> A sudden sharp wind forms up around the girl as she stands motionless and blows towards the dragon carrying with it her would be breath weapon.
  867. [18:00] <Salethaze> "Oh yeah..... I forgot why I had you locked up....."
  868. [18:01] * Belor sighs to himself "It seems so and it also seem she is a good luck charm"
  869. [18:01] <Salethaze> You are suddenly reminded of the other reason the princess told you people were in that room.
  870. [18:01] <Lash> "I'll repeat myself nicely, one more time" She pauses and ignites her finger [Flare] and brings it to the joint in her mouth. She lights it and takes a quick toke. "I just want my present back."
  871. [18:01] <Salethaze> Too valuable.... and too dangerous.
  872. [18:01] <Sazir> "...Lets be with her then, till the heretic and the rogue can attack her." He says as he turns around and goes down the courtyard.
  873. [18:02] <Salethaze> "Once it's mine it's mine." The elven girl says as she leaps from the roof and lands in the courtyard with a crash.
  874. [18:02] <Belor> "Agreed" He runs after his friend to help out this strange lady.
  875. [18:03] * Vripe starts heading toward the fight
  876. [18:03] * Lash takes a deep breath and stares at the dragon. "Well then. Let's dance."
  877. [18:03] <Salethaze> In the mean time Vripe and Malakai follow the hall around and up to the second story so they can get in position to ambush her.
  878. [18:03] <Vripe> yeah that sounds good
  879. [18:03] <Lash> [Mirror Image]
  880. [18:03] <Salethaze> roll 1d20+0
  881. [18:03] <!DM-sama> Salethaze rolled : 1d20+0 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{11}
  882. [18:03] == Salethaze has changed nick to Salethaze|11
  883. [18:03] <@Malakai> Have we found a window or something, anything that'll allow us to jump out at her, or am I going to have to go "I HATE WALLS"?
  884. [18:03] <Sazir> roll 1d20+3
  885. [18:03] <!DM-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  886. [18:03] <Salethaze|11> There are windows.
  887. [18:03] == Sazir has changed nick to Sazir|14
  888. [18:04] <@Malakai> init for all of us?
  889. [18:04] <Belor> Roll 1d20+8
  890. [18:04] <@Malakai> or just the ones in the courtyard?
  891. [18:04] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  892. [18:04] <Salethaze|11> 4 images of the girl appear in the courtyard and scatter to four different directions.
  893. [18:04] == Belor has changed nick to Belor|16
  894. [18:04] <Lash> roll 1d20+8
  895. [18:04] <!DM-sama> Lash rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
  896. [18:04] == Lash has changed nick to Lash|18
  897. [18:05] <@Malakai> (?)
  898. [18:05] <Salethaze|11> Yes.
  899. [18:05] <@Malakai> roll 1d20+4
  900. [18:05] <!DM-sama> Malakai rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  901. [18:05] <Vripe> roll 1d20+9
  902. [18:05] <!DM-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{27}
  903. [18:05] == Vripe has changed nick to Vripe|27
  904. [18:05] == Malakai has changed nick to Malakai|14
  905. [18:07] <Salethaze|11> Vripe.
  906. [18:07] <Salethaze|11> Are you going to try a 2 story flying backstab on the elfgirl that's actually a dragon?
  907. [18:07] <Vripe|27> THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME
  908. [18:07] <@Malakai|14> What could possibly go wrong?
  909. [18:08] <Salethaze|11> roll to hit.
  910. [18:08] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : to hit. --> error: malformed expression
  911. [18:08] <Salethaze|11> You get a x2 damage modifier.
  912. [18:08] <Salethaze|11> but roll to hit first.
  913. [18:08] <Vripe|27> with the adamantine I presume
  914. [18:08] <Salethaze|11> Yep.
  915. [18:08] <Vripe|27> for the penetration
  916. [18:09] <@Malakai|14> dat last whisper
  917. [18:09] <Vripe|27> roll 1d20+18
  918. [18:09] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{22}
  919. [18:09] <Salethaze|11> hit
  920. [18:09] <Vripe|27> ass
  921. [18:09] <Belor|16> And then he crits.
  922. [18:09] <Vripe|27> WAHAHAHA
  923. [18:09] <@Imouto> I'm Misha!
  924. [18:09] <Salethaze|11> it's a sneak attack
  925. [18:09] <Vripe|27> roll 1d4+10+5d6
  926. [18:09] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d4+10+5d6 --> [ 1d4=4 5d6=12 ]{26}
  927. [18:10] <Salethaze|11> 52 damage.
  928. [18:11] <Salethaze|11> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" The girl shouts as she immediately transforms into dragon form unfurling her wings.
  929. [18:11] <Salethaze|11> Lash's turn.
  930. [18:11] <Lash|18> What are my surroundings, just a courtyard?
  931. [18:11] <Salethaze|11> Yep.
  932. [18:12] <Lash|18> Huh, no plants or anything?
  933. [18:12] <Lash|18> Distance from the dragon?
  934. [18:12] <Salethaze|11> Grass, couple trees.
  935. [18:12] <@Malakai|14> SCHIZOPHRENIA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
  936. [18:12] <Salethaze|11> She's mid transformation about 20 ft to the front of you with a monkey on her back and a knife in her neck.
  937. [18:12] <Vripe|27> OO OO AH AHAH
  938. [18:14] * Lash|18 walks 5 feet up to her
  939. [18:14] <Lash|18> [Color Spray]
  940. [18:15] <Salethaze|11> A rainbow of dazzeling colors spring out of the girls fingertips and washes over the dragon.
  941. [18:15] <Salethaze|11> Make a will save Vripe.
  942. [18:15] <Salethaze|11> You're in the AoE
  943. [18:15] <Vripe|27> wow gee thanks
  944. [18:15] <Lash|18> 'Welcome.
  945. [18:15] <Vripe|27> roll 1d20+13
  946. [18:15] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{31}
  947. [18:15] <Vripe|27> FUCK COLORS
  948. [18:15] <Salethaze|11> roll 1d20+15
  949. [18:15] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{21}
  950. [18:16] <Salethaze|11> Both saved, but you're still disoriented for 1 round.
  951. [18:16] <Salethaze|11> Belor.
  952. [18:16] <Salethaze|11> No wait.
  953. [18:16] <Salethaze|11> Yeah Belor.
  954. [18:17] <Belor|16> From where I am standing is it possible to get slightly left of her in melee range?
  955. [18:17] <Salethaze|11> .....
  956. [18:18] <Salethaze|11> You want to get in melee range of a flailing disoriented dragon?
  957. [18:18] <Salethaze|11> With a flailing disoriented rogue on her back?
  958. [18:19] <Salethaze|11> It's possible but I'd advise against it.
  959. [18:20] * Belor|16 runs over to the left of the dragon, but keeps a distance "May you be cleansed by holy death" [Eldrich Blast: Sickening Blast]
  960. [18:20] <Vripe|27> oh boy
  961. [18:20] <Salethaze|11> Roll for penetration
  962. [18:20] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : for penetration --> error: malformed expression
  963. [18:20] <Salethaze|11> Wait.
  964. [18:20] <Salethaze|11> To hit.
  965. [18:20] <Salethaze|11> Then pen.
  966. [18:20] <Belor|16> Roll 1d20+12
  967. [18:20] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{13}
  968. [18:20] <Salethaze|11> Then damage.
  969. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> WEL
  970. [18:21] <Belor|16> welp.
  971. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> That's a backfire.
  972. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> It bounces off her hide and back at you.
  973. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> \Roll damage.
  974. [18:21] <Belor|16> Roll 4d6
  975. [18:21] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 4d6 --> [ 4d6=8 ]{8}
  976. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> WOW
  977. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> Okay fine.
  978. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> 8 damage.
  979. [18:21] <Salethaze|11> >:I
  980. [18:22] <Belor|16> HaHa! Still alive!
  981. [18:22] <Belor|16> Wait....
  982. [18:22] <Belor|16> .....do I need to make a fort save?
  983. [18:22] <Salethaze|11> YEP!
  984. [18:22] <Salethaze|11> WELCOME TO NAT ! VILLE
  985. [18:22] <Salethaze|11> POPULATION: U and Onii.
  986. [18:22] <Belor|16> Roll 1d20+14 Curse my power!!!!
  987. [18:22] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 1d20+14 Curse my power!!!! --> [ 1d20=3 ]{17}
  988. [18:23] <Belor|16> And so I dodge something terrible again!
  989. [18:24] <Salethaze|11> Malakai.
  990. [18:24] <@Malakai|14> OK
  991. [18:24] <@Malakai|14> I'm going to jump at her
  992. [18:24] <@Malakai|14> Can I frenzy
  993. [18:24] <@Malakai|14> midair?
  994. [18:24] <Salethaze|11> ......
  995. [18:24] <Salethaze|11> Yes.
  996. [18:24] <Salethaze|11> You're going to land on ANTS you know.
  997. [18:24] <Salethaze|11> He's still on her back.
  998. [18:25] <@Malakai|14> It's a dragon
  999. [18:25] <@Malakai|14> there has to be more room on her back than that
  1000. [18:25] <@Malakai|14> =/
  1001. [18:25] <Salethaze|11> She's mid transformation.
  1002. [18:25] <@Malakai|14> Ok
  1003. [18:25] <@Malakai|14> I'm still going to do it
  1004. [18:25] <@Malakai|14> Let the dice decide
  1005. [18:25] <@Malakai|14> so just rol the hit?
  1006. [18:25] <Sazir|14> And this is why you let the thinking to the two insane mages
  1007. [18:26] <Salethaze|11> Yep.
  1008. [18:26] <@Malakai|14> roll 1d20+23
  1009. [18:26] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{33}
  1010. [18:26] <Salethaze|11> Hit.
  1011. [18:26] <@Malakai|14> damage, or rol again for another hit?
  1012. [18:26] <Salethaze|11> damage.
  1013. [18:26] <Salethaze|11> This counts as a charge so you only get one attack.
  1014. [18:26] <@Malakai|14> roll 2d4+1d6+12
  1015. [18:26] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 2d4+1d6+12 --> [ 2d4=6 1d6=5 ]{23}
  1016. [18:26] <Salethaze|11> 46
  1017. [18:28] <Salethaze|11> You missed Vripe.
  1018. [18:28] <Vripe|27> phew
  1019. [18:28] <Salethaze|11> And now she has a blade in each shoulder.
  1020. [18:28] <Salethaze|11> Sazir.
  1021. [18:29] <Sazir|14> "You don't serve to be raised, you don't deserve my love. I'll make sure you suffer before giving you the freedom of death!" He says as he casts [Twin Fangs] at the transforming dragon
  1022. [18:30] <Salethaze|11> DOH
  1023. [18:30] <Salethaze|11> Green Dragons are immune to acid.
  1024. [18:30] <Sazir|14> roll 1d20+11 TOUCH ATTACK (It's not acid, it's poison)
  1025. [18:30] <!DM-sama> Sazir|14 rolled : 1d20+11 TOUCH ATTACK (It's not acid, it's poison) --> [ 1d20=5 ]{16}
  1026. [18:30] <Salethaze|11> Roll to hit for the poison effect.
  1027. [18:30] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : to hit for the poison effect. --> error: malformed expression
  1028. [18:30] <Sazir|14> Oh wait yes
  1029. [18:30] <Sazir|14> Yes it is
  1030. [18:30] <Sazir|14> The acid damage, duh
  1031. [18:30] <Salethaze|11> Roll to overcome SR
  1032. [18:30] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : to overcome SR --> error: malformed expression
  1033. [18:30] <Sazir|14> roll 1d20+10
  1034. [18:30] <!DM-sama> Sazir|14 rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{18}
  1035. [18:30] <Sazir|14> FFF
  1036. [18:31] <Salethaze|11> Nope.
  1037. [18:31] <Salethaze|11> It fizzles.
  1038. [18:31] <Sazir|14> But yeah, I was mostly doing it for the poison
  1039. [18:31] <Sazir|14> Because I knew she was immune to the acid. I just had a brain fart for a second
  1040. [18:31] <Salethaze|11> That's what you get for not letting rage consume you and dropping your biggest nuke on her.
  1041. [18:32] <Sazir|14> I still will!
  1042. [18:32] <Vripe|27> while half the party is on her
  1043. [18:32] <Salethaze|11> Yep.
  1044. [18:32] <Salethaze|11> How to mage.txt
  1045. [18:32] <Sazir|14> Bwahahaha
  1046. [18:32] <Salethaze|11> Alright.
  1047. [18:32] <Salethaze|11> roll 1d20
  1048. [18:32] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  1049. [18:32] <Salethaze|11> WELP
  1050. [18:32] <Belor|16> Oh dear.
  1051. [18:33] <Salethaze|11> She finishes her tansformation, takes flight, and crashes right into a wall from disorientation while screaming "SCARY! SCARY!" in a voice entirely too moe for a dragon.
  1052. [18:33] <Salethaze|11> roll 3d6
  1053. [18:33] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=13 ]{13}
  1054. [18:33] <Salethaze|11> 13 damage.
  1055. [18:33] <Salethaze|11> To her and the goons on her back.
  1056. [18:33] * Lash|18 breaks a smile and giggles. "Into a wall? What a takeoff."
  1057. [18:33] * Lash|18 starts to clap sarcastically.
  1058. [18:33] <Vripe|27> oof
  1059. [18:33] <Salethaze|11> Vripe it's your turn, you're disoriented.
  1060. [18:33] <Vripe|27> uh
  1061. [18:34] <@Malakai|14> damn
  1062. [18:34] <Vripe|27> maybe kicking her?
  1063. [18:34] <Salethaze|11> ....
  1064. [18:34] <Salethaze|11> Okay.
  1065. [18:34] <Salethaze|11> Roll to hit.
  1066. [18:34] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : to hit. --> error: malformed expression
  1067. [18:34] <Salethaze|11> KNIFE BOOT!
  1068. [18:34] <Vripe|27> roll 1d20+12
  1069. [18:34] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{13}
  1070. [18:34] <Vripe|27> CRITS OR BUST
  1071. [18:35] <Salethaze|11> ......
  1072. [18:35] <Salethaze|11> You kick Malakai in the ass.
  1073. [18:35] <Vripe|27> ahahahhaha
  1074. [18:35] <Salethaze|11> Roll again.
  1075. [18:35] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : again. --> error: malformed expression
  1076. [18:35] <Vripe|27> roll 1d20+12
  1077. [18:35] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{15}
  1078. [18:35] <Salethaze|11> okay, damage.
  1079. [18:35] <@Malakai|14> ..
  1080. [18:35] <Vripe|27> was that a sneak attack?
  1081. [18:36] <Salethaze|11> No.
  1082. [18:36] <Vripe|27> roll 1d6+6
  1083. [18:36] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d6+6 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{12}
  1084. [18:36] <Salethaze|11> Sneak attacks have to be intentional luckily.
  1085. [18:36] <Salethaze|11> Okay.
  1086. [18:36] <Salethaze|11> 12 anal penetration damage.
  1087. [18:36] <@Malakai|14> wow
  1088. [18:36] <Belor|16> And so they called him....knife butt.
  1089. [18:36] <Salethaze|11> I kid, it punctured your left buttock, not your anus.
  1090. [18:37] <Sazir|14> And then Malakai learns a new fetish of his
  1091. [18:37] <@Malakai|14> NOPE
  1092. [18:37] <@Imouto> AW YEAH
  1093. [18:37] <@Imouto> KICK MY ASS
  1094. [18:37] <@Imouto> HARDER
  1095. [18:37] <@Imouto> HAAARRRDER
  1096. [18:37] <Belor|16> He likes men to stab him in the butt?
  1097. [18:37] <Sazir|14> CALL ME A SLUT AND KICK ME! HARDAH
  1098. [18:37] <Sazir|14> Yus
  1099. [18:37] <Vripe|27> you're welcome
  1100. [18:37] <Salethaze|11> Lash's turn.
  1101. [18:38] <@Imouto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebw6G6sIeHw&feature=player_detailpage#t=11s Cali.avi
  1102. [18:38] <@Malakai|14> I will ban all of you
  1103. [18:41] <@Malakai|14> .
  1104. [18:41] <Sazir|14> .,.
  1105. [18:41] <@Imouto> ...Slap my ass.
  1106. [18:41] <Sazir|14> Imouto! GO GO.
  1107. [18:41] * Malakai|14 stabs Imouto
  1108. [18:41] <@Imouto> THIS IS NOT A TRICK
  1109. [18:41] <@Imouto> Watch
  1110. [18:42] * Imouto bends over
  1111. [18:42] <@Imouto> See.
  1112. [18:42] <@Imouto> Ass.
  1113. [18:42] * Malakai|14 slaps the Imouto ass
  1114. [18:42] * Imouto materializes behind you and kicks you in the ass
  1115. [18:42] <@Imouto> DAS
  1116. [18:42] <@Imouto> BOOOOOOOOOOOOT
  1117. [18:42] <Belor|16> ....anyway.
  1118. [18:43] <Lash|18> [Lightning Bolt]
  1119. [18:43] <Lash|18> Aiming for her wing
  1120. [18:44] <Lash|18> roll 1d20+18
  1121. [18:44] <!DM-sama> Lash|18 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{26}
  1122. [18:44] <Salethaze|11> Okay.
  1123. [18:44] <Salethaze|11> SR?
  1124. [18:44] <Salethaze|11> WHAT SR?
  1125. [18:45] <Sazir|14> I-I rolled SR...sniff
  1126. [18:45] * Malakai|14 slaps Salethaze|11 and DM-sama and Lash|18
  1127. [18:45] <Lash|18> roll 10d6
  1128. [18:45] <!DM-sama> Lash|18 rolled : 10d6 --> [ 10d6=38 ]{38}
  1129. [18:45] <Salethaze|11> 38 electrical damage.
  1130. [18:46] <Salethaze|11> Belor
  1131. [18:46] * Salethaze|11 can no longer fly.
  1132. [18:47] <Belor|16> The dragon in the air?
  1133. [18:47] <Salethaze|11> ?Nope.
  1134. [18:47] <Belor|16> Neverymind
  1135. [18:49] * Belor|16 rushes up to the fallen dragon "Feel Erythnul's wrath!" Hideous Blow : Eldrich Blast: Sickening Blast
  1136. [18:49] <Belor|16> Roll 1d20+12
  1137. [18:49] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{19}
  1138. [18:50] <Belor|16> Drat!
  1139. [18:50] <Salethaze|11> The touch hits but it can't penetrate her scales.
  1140. [18:50] <Salethaze|11> touch damage.
  1141. [18:50] <Belor|16> (welcome to low role central)
  1142. [18:50] <Salethaze|11> roll 1d20+15
  1143. [18:50] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : 1d20+15 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{24}
  1144. [18:50] <Belor|16> Roll 4d6
  1145. [18:50] <!DM-sama> Belor|16 rolled : 4d6 --> [ 4d6=10 ]{10}
  1146. [18:52] <Belor|16> That is a pass if I have ever seen one.
  1147. [18:53] <Salethaze|11> Malakai?
  1148. [18:53] <@Malakai|14> I'm still frenzied
  1149. [18:53] <@Malakai|14> I'm going to attack again
  1150. [18:53] <@Malakai|14> roll 1d20+23
  1151. [18:53] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{34}
  1152. [18:53] <Salethaze|11> Full attack this rund.
  1153. [18:53] <Salethaze|11> round*
  1154. [18:53] <@Malakai|14> rol rest of them, or rol damage?
  1155. [18:53] <Salethaze|11> Rol the rest.
  1156. [18:53] <@Malakai|14> roll 1d20+23
  1157. [18:53] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 1d20+23 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{24}
  1158. [18:53] <@Malakai|14> FFFFFFFFF
  1159. [18:54] <Salethaze|11> Bye ANTS
  1160. [18:54] <@Malakai|14> keep going or stop...
  1161. [18:54] <Salethaze|11> Keep going.
  1162. [18:54] <@Malakai|14> roll 1d20+18
  1163. [18:54] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{23}
  1164. [18:54] <Salethaze|11> Okay.
  1165. [18:54] <Salethaze|11> Damage 3 times.
  1166. [18:54] <@Malakai|14> roll 2d4+1d6+12
  1167. [18:54] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 2d4+1d6+12 --> [ 2d4=6 1d6=3 ]{21}
  1168. [18:54] <@Malakai|14> roll 2d4+1d6+12
  1169. [18:54] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 2d4+1d6+12 --> [ 2d4=5 1d6=5 ]{22}
  1170. [18:54] <@Malakai|14> roll 2d4+1d6+12
  1171. [18:54] <!DM-sama> Malakai|14 rolled : 2d4+1d6+12 --> [ 2d4=4 1d6=4 ]{20}
  1172. [18:54] <Salethaze|11> Vripe gets hit for 22 damage.
  1173. [18:54] <Salethaze|11> Payback is a bitch.
  1174. [18:54] <Vripe|27> ass
  1175. [18:55] <Salethaze|11> Sazir?
  1176. [18:55] <Vripe|27> turn team attack off
  1177. [18:55] <Sazir|14> HMM
  1178. [18:55] <Sazir|14> I'm thinking
  1179. [18:55] <Sazir|14> I could try to end this now, drop my biggest nuke which I'm sure it'd hit everyone for 10d6 damage
  1180. [18:56] <Sazir|14> OR just attack with my scythe
  1181. [18:56] <Sazir|14> DECISIONS, DECISIONS
  1182. [18:56] <Sazir|14> ...Eh, I think ANTS has suffered enough for now.
  1183. [18:56] <Sazir|14> Casting [Phantasmal Killer] on dragon
  1184. [18:56] <Salethaze|11> roll 1d20+13
  1185. [18:56] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{30}
  1186. [18:57] <Salethaze|11> roll 3d6
  1187. [18:57] <!DM-sama> Salethaze|11 rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=10 ]{10}
  1188. [18:57] <Sazir|14> And she passes
  1189. [18:57] <Salethaze|11> "ENOUGH! YOU'RE AFTER MY TREASURE RIGHT?"
  1190. [18:57] <Salethaze|11> "YOU WON'T FIND IT IF I DIE!"
  1191. [18:58] <Salethaze|11> "Surely we can make some kind of.... compromise?"
  1192. [18:58] <Sazir|14> "I have my ways, we'll know one way or another. But you will die."
  1193. [18:58] <Salethaze|11> "Wouldn't you rather kill all your friends instead?" The dragon says with a smile.
  1194. [18:58] <Salethaze|11> Make a will save.
  1195. [18:58] <Sazir|14> roll 1d20+11
  1196. [18:59] <!DM-sama> Sazir|14 rolled : 1d20+11 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{18}
  1197. [18:59] <Sazir|14> LOW ROLLS ARE LOW
  1198. [19:00] <Salethaze|11> You passed, barely.
  1199. [19:00] <Salethaze|11> She tried to use suggestion on you.
  1200. [19:00] <Sazir|14> "No, I think I rather kill you."
  1201. [19:00] <Sazir|14> (Yah had a feeling it was that or Charm)
  1202. [19:00] <Salethaze|11> Vripe, your turn.
  1203. [19:01] <Vripe|27> all right
  1204. [19:02] <Vripe|27> can I stab quickly then jump off?
  1205. [19:02] <Salethaze|11> Yeah.
  1206. [19:02] <Vripe|27> using adamantine I guess
  1207. [19:02] <Vripe|27> roll 1d20+18
  1208. [19:02] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{37}
  1209. [19:02] <Salethaze|11> CRIT
  1210. [19:02] <@Malakai|14> oh lawdy, is dat a crit
  1211. [19:02] <Salethaze|11> CONFIRM
  1212. [19:03] <Vripe|27> roll 1d20+18
  1213. [19:03] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{19}
  1214. [19:03] <Salethaze|11> WOW
  1215. [19:03] <Vripe|27> AHAHAHAHHAHA
  1216. [19:03] <Salethaze|11> CONFIRM
  1217. [19:03] <@Malakai|14> fffffffffffffffff
  1218. [19:03] <Belor|16> OH MY
  1219. [19:03] <Vripe|27> roll 1d20+18
  1220. [19:03] <!DM-sama> Vripe|27 rolled : 1d20+18 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{36}
  1221. [19:03] <Salethaze|11> AGAIN
  1222. [19:03] <Salethaze|11> OKAY
  1223. [19:03] <Salethaze|11> THIS IS TOP LEVEL SHIT
  1224. [19:03] <Vripe|27> WHAT'S GOING ON
  1225. [19:03] <Vripe|27> TRIPLE CRIT
  1226. [19:03] <Salethaze|11> You stab her in the back, it sveres her spine killing her instantly..... BUT YOU BROKE YOUR ADAMANTINE DAGGER!
  1227. [19:04] <@Malakai|14> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  1228. [19:04] <Vripe|27> OH
  1229. [19:04] <Vripe|27> FUCK
  1230. [19:04] <Vripe|27> NO
  1231. [19:04] <Salethaze|11> HOW?
  1232. [19:04] <@Imouto> ;_;7
  1233. [19:04] <Sazir|14> BWHAHAHAHA
  1234. [19:04] <@Imouto> RIP in peace.
  1235. [19:04] <Salethaze|11> I DON'T KNOW!
  1236. [19:04] <@Malakai|14> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  1237. [19:04] <@Malakai|14> CAN WE FIX IT?
  1238. [19:04] <Salethaze|11> HARDEST METAL ON EARTH
  1239. [19:04] <@Malakai|14> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  1240. [19:04] <Salethaze|11> AND YOU BROKE IT
  1241. [19:04] <@Imouto> BOB THE BUILDER
  1242. [19:04] <@Imouto> CAN WE FIX IT
  1243. [19:04] <Vripe|27> JUST LIKE ME
  1244. [19:04] <@Imouto> BOB THE BUILDER
  1245. [19:04] <@Imouto> NO WE CAN'T
  1246. [19:04] <Belor|16> No it's fucked.
  1247. [19:04] <Vripe|27> BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE, FUCKUP THE UNFUCKUPABLE
  1248. [19:04] <@Imouto> VRIPE
  1249. [19:04] * Sazir|14 walks over to the dragon and slashes her dead body with his scythe, then tries to make a cut where her heart should be.
  1250. [19:04] <Vripe|27> ROW ROW, BREAK THE DAGGER
  1251. [19:04] <@Imouto> KING OF DICE ROLLAN
  1252. [19:05] * Lash|18 sits back and stares at the mage desecrating the dragon, she takes another toke and merely watches. "I just wanted my present."
  1253. [19:05] == Lash|18 has changed nick to Lash
  1254. [19:05] == Salethaze|11 [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
  1255. [19:05] == Belor|16 has changed nick to Belor
  1256. [19:06] == Malakai|14 has changed nick to Malakai
  1257. [19:06] <!DM-sama> As you butcher the dragon the princess emerges from within the palace.
  1258. [19:06] <!DM-sama> "Well done everyone...."
  1259. [19:07] <@Imouto> JACKAL
  1260. [19:07] <@Imouto> JACKAL. IS IT A JACKAL
  1261. [19:07] == Sazir|14 has changed nick to Sazir
  1262. [19:07] <@Imouto> IT'S A JACKAL.
  1263. [19:07] <!DM-sama> "You will find her hoard in a cave behind the waterfall behind the palace."
  1264. [19:07] <Sazir> "How do you know this?"
  1265. [19:07] <!DM-sama> "Take anything you wish from within, this kingdom is no more anyway."
  1266. [19:08] <Belor> "One more dragon killed in our lords name" He makes strange gestures, sending a prayer to his lord and he turn to the voice "I see.....and is there anything else you need before we depart this place?"
  1267. [19:08] <!DM-sama> "I told you already master of death, I have many gifts."
  1268. [19:08] <Vripe|27> oho
  1269. [19:08] <Lash> "Look, lady, can I just get my birthday present back and go home?"
  1270. [19:08] == Vripe|27 has changed nick to Vripe
  1271. [19:08] <Sazir> "...That you do, perhaps you'll show them all to me one day."
  1272. [19:11] <Belor> (This day shall be known as the day of crits)
  1273. [19:12] * Sazir then turns around to the carcass of the dragon and pulls out her heart with his bare hands. He looks over to Belor and gives him the heart. "Do leave a piece old friend, Snow seems to take a liking to the taste. Will you be accompaning us to the hoard princess?"
  1274. [19:15] <!DM-sama> Just as the princess said the dragons hoard was in a cave behind the mountain.
  1275. [19:16] <!DM-sama> We'll go over what's in it when I get back.
  1276. [19:16] <!DM-sama> I need to potty and take something for my heartburn.
  1277. [19:17] <Belor> aye aye captain!
  1278. [19:17] <Vripe> all right
  1279. [19:17] <Vripe> can I go eat dinner
  1280. [19:17] <Sazir> Probably
  1281. [19:17] <Sazir> If you only take 20 minutes!
  1282. [19:17] <Sazir> GO GO
  1283. [19:19] <Belor> But ya, all those crits today.
  1284. [19:21] <Sazir> All those low rolls ;-;
  1285. [19:22] <@Malakai> jesus man
  1286. [19:22] <@Malakai> our longest session ever
  1287. [19:22] <Belor> It was not our day Sazir.
  1288. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - 282,440 c
  1289. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - 22,637 s
  1290. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - 2,863 g
  1291. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - 1,319 p
  1292. [19:23] <!DM-sama> Coinage
  1293. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Malachite 8g
  1294. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Malachite 9g
  1295. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Malachite 5g
  1296. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Malachite 9g
  1297. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Malachite 8g
  1298. [19:23] <Sazir> 5 hours yo! And it was fuuuuuuuun
  1299. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Malachite 8g
  1300. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Jasper 40g
  1301. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Jasper 40g
  1302. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Jasper 40g
  1303. [19:23] <!DM-sama> - Jasper 40g
  1304. [19:23] <!DM-sama> You getting this Taco?
  1305. [19:23] <Sazir> Yes ma'am
  1306. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Green Garnet 90g
  1307. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Green Garnet 90g
  1308. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Green Garnet 90g
  1309. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Green Garnet 110g
  1310. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Green Garnet 110g
  1311. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Green Garnet 110g
  1312. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Green Garnet 160g
  1313. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Small Emerald 500g
  1314. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Small Emerald 700g
  1315. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Large Cloudy Emerald 600g
  1316. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Large Emerald 900g
  1317. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Large Emerald 1100g
  1318. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Large Emerald 1200g
  1319. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Brilliant Emerald 3000g
  1320. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Dragonseye Emerald 5000g
  1321. [19:24] <!DM-sama> - Dragonseye Emerald 5000g
  1322. [19:25] <!DM-sama> There is a chest, with a magical seal on it among the loot.
  1323. [19:25] <!DM-sama> Lash walks over to it and opens it taking the items in it for herself.
  1324. [19:25] <!DM-sama> Likely her own equipment stolen by the dragon.
  1325. [19:25] <!DM-sama> Among it is a grey hooded robe, a rod, a wand, and a ring.
  1326. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 40 boxes of tobacco - 20g
  1327. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 40 lbs of Elven steel - 4000g
  1328. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 56 lbs of Elven flour - 56g
  1329. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 15 lbs of Elven tea leaves - 120g
  1330. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 18 yds of Elven silk - 900g
  1331. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 12 gallons of Dwarven ale - 60g
  1332. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 20 lbs of cinnamon - 20g
  1333. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 28 yds of velvet - 420g
  1334. [19:26] <!DM-sama> - 20 lbs of gold - 1000g
  1335. [19:27] <!DM-sama> - Enlarge Potion (3)
  1336. [19:27] <!DM-sama> - Love Potion (1)
  1337. [19:27] <!DM-sama> - Zapping Wand (50)
  1338. [19:27] <!DM-sama> - Mysterious Green Potion (1)
  1339. [19:27] <!DM-sama> - Bag of Holding
  1340. [19:27] <!DM-sama> - Elixer of Power
  1341. [19:28] <!DM-sama> 6 minor randoms.
  1342. [19:28] <!DM-sama> 4 medium
  1343. [19:28] <!DM-sama> 2 majors
  1344. [19:28] <!DM-sama> Who wants to role them?
  1345. [19:28] <Belor> Me mE!
  1346. [19:28] <!DM-sama> Okay.
  1347. [19:28] <!DM-sama> But first there's some art in the hoard.
  1348. [19:29] <Belor> Art you say?
  1349. [19:29] <!DM-sama> - An iron goblet depicting gladiatorial combat - 250g
  1350. [19:29] <!DM-sama> - A sandstone dining table with floral carvings and engraved with elven script - 1,200g
  1351. [19:29] <!DM-sama> - A simple golden neck chain - 200g
  1352. [19:30] <!DM-sama> - A silk tapestry depicting two lovers standing amid a field of roses - 600g
  1353. [19:30] <!DM-sama> - A elven bracelet made of bronze with gold inlay - 300g
  1354. [19:30] <!DM-sama> - A small oak wood ring with an engraving in elven, "We will always be together", the ring is cracked - 15s
  1355. [19:30] <!DM-sama> (Sometimes the value of an item is in the story it tells)
  1356. [19:31] <!DM-sama> - A small unicorn ivory statue of an elven couple dancing - 2,100g
  1357. [19:31] <!DM-sama> - A mythril locket housing a sparkling green emerald - 4,400g
  1358. [19:31] <!DM-sama> - A darkwood pipe with elven engraving and a mythril mouth piece - 2,800g
  1359. [19:31] <!DM-sama> - A childs doll lovingly crafted from satin, it appears to be modelled after an elven princess - 350g
  1360. [19:32] <!DM-sama> These next two are huge, pay attention.
  1361. [19:32] <!DM-sama> - A crown magically shaped from pure emerald - 34,000g
  1362. [19:32] <!DM-sama> - A famous original painting by elven artist Nailo Lightwake, "The Knight" as the painting is called depicts a young female knight standing beaten and weak upon a hilltop surrounded by her fallen allies. - 90,000g
  1363. [19:33] <@Malakai> ....Hoy
  1364. [19:33] <Sazir> DAMN
  1365. [19:33] <Belor> OH MY~
  1366. [19:33] <!DM-sama> That's base price, not auction price.
  1367. [19:34] * Sazir looks over the crown and touches it. "..Hm, perhaps one day I shall have my own crown..." Then look to the painting and turns to Belor. "You wouldn't think their bodies are still there so we can raise them all do you old friend?"
  1368. [19:34] <!DM-sama> Also it's totally that one scene from F/SN
  1369. [19:34] <Lash> If I take the ring will I get a sidequest from it?
  1370. [19:35] <!DM-sama> The sadness in the girls eyes and the intricate detail of her obviously magic sword are the major selling points of the piece.
  1371. [19:35] <!DM-sama> "It makes you feel things, that's the purpose of all art." - Gandwig Marther, Professer of Art at Gadwin Magic University
  1372. [19:35] <Sazir> "...Say old friend, perhaps after this is all over, we should try to find the painter of this. That girl and her sword have me...curious."
  1373. [19:36] <!DM-sama> You might.
  1374. [19:36] <!DM-sama> Technically any of those could spawn a side quest.
  1375. [19:36] <Lash> ..I claim the ring, and the locket.
  1376. [19:36] <Belor> "If we find them in our travels then that would be quite a find my friend and as for crowns anything is possible with the backing of our lord.
  1377. [19:37] <Sazir> "...Hm, that it is."
  1378. [19:38] == Imouto has changed nick to Aeria
  1379. [19:39] <Belor> "Though I can't help but wonder who this crown belonged to.
  1380. [19:39] <Sazir> "Perhaps the princess will know. Want to ask her?"
  1381. [19:40] <!DM-sama> 4000 xp each
  1382. [19:40] <!DM-sama> That includes Lash
  1383. [19:40] <@Malakai> 400 points off
  1384. [19:40] <@Malakai> uhh
  1385. [19:40] <@Malakai> DM SAMA
  1386. [19:40] <@Malakai> I NEED AN ADULT
  1387. [19:41] <!DM-sama> Too bad.
  1388. [19:41] <Sazir> Yawp, 400 xp off
  1389. [19:41] == Aeria has changed nick to Imouto
  1390. [19:41] <Sazir> And then giving the Lamia the HOT DICKINGS give the two mages the 400 xp they need~
  1391. [19:41] <@Malakai> No
  1392. [19:41] <@Malakai> not fair
  1393. [19:41] <@Malakai> not unless dicking down Andria gives me 400
  1394. [19:41] <@Malakai> and then it's fair
  1395. [19:42] <@Malakai> :3c
  1396. [19:42] <Belor> You get 400 xp for having to listen Malakai.
  1397. [19:42] <@Imouto> I heard getting ass-kicked by a salamander gives you 400xp
  1398. [19:42] <Belor> I also hear being stabbed in the ass gets you 400 xp Malakai.
  1399. [19:43] <@Malakai> I heard being a shitty mage who did nothing in a fight gives you 4k exp :3cccccccc
  1400. [19:43] <@Imouto> You mean being Vripe with magic?
  1401. [19:43] <@Imouto> That's an amazing XP boost
  1402. [19:43] <@Imouto> OH DM-SAMA
  1403. [19:43] * Imouto claps.
  1404. [19:43] <Sazir> So! Are we rolling for the items now or when ANTS returns?
  1405. [19:45] <!DM-sama> d100
  1406. [19:45] <@Malakai> do it belor
  1407. [19:45] <Sazir> DO EET
  1408. [19:45] <Sazir> OR I WILL!
  1409. [19:45] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1410. [19:45] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=49 ]{49}
  1411. [19:45] <Sazir> AND YOU'VE SEEN MY ROLLS MA-oh there you go
  1412. [19:46] <!DM-sama> d100
  1413. [19:46] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1414. [19:46] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=10 ]{10}
  1415. [19:47] <!DM-sama> protection +1
  1416. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Ring of protection +!
  1417. [19:47] <!DM-sama> \1
  1418. [19:47] <!DM-sama> +1
  1419. [19:47] * DM-sama breaks everything.
  1420. [19:47] <Sazir> Don't worry, I already got it
  1421. [19:47] <!DM-sama> d100
  1422. [19:47] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1423. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=8 ]{8}
  1424. [19:47] <!DM-sama> d100
  1425. [19:47] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1426. [19:47] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=69 ]{69}
  1427. [19:48] <!DM-sama> 6 Javelins of Lightning
  1428. [19:49] <!DM-sama> They're Zues style lightning bolts.
  1429. [19:49] <!DM-sama> It is EXACTLY how you think it is.
  1430. [19:49] <!DM-sama> They're each single use though.
  1431. [19:49] <@Imouto> Zero to hero
  1432. [19:49] * Imouto smirks
  1433. [19:49] <!DM-sama> d100
  1434. [19:49] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1435. [19:49] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=89 ]{89}
  1436. [19:49] <!DM-sama> d100
  1437. [19:49] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1438. [19:49] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=46 ]{46}
  1439. [19:50] <!DM-sama> Wand of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
  1440. [19:50] <!DM-sama> d100
  1441. [19:51] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1442. [19:51] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=61 ]{61}
  1443. [19:51] <!DM-sama> d100
  1444. [19:51] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1445. [19:51] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=22 ]{22}
  1446. [19:51] <!DM-sama> An Elixer of Dexterity +1
  1447. [19:52] <!DM-sama> It's a permanent +1 to dex.
  1448. [19:52] <!DM-sama> d100
  1449. [19:52] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1450. [19:52] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=80 ]{80}
  1451. [19:52] <Sazir> Oooh
  1452. [19:52] <!DM-sama> d100
  1453. [19:53] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1454. [19:53] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=57 ]{57}
  1455. [19:53] <!DM-sama> Levitation Wand.
  1456. [19:53] <!DM-sama> (LeviOOOsa, not LevioSA)
  1457. [19:54] <Sazir> (LEVIOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAAA)
  1458. [19:54] <!DM-sama> d100
  1459. [19:54] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1460. [19:54] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=80 ]{80}
  1461. [19:54] <!DM-sama> d100
  1462. [19:54] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1463. [19:54] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=87 ]{87}
  1464. [19:54] <@Imouto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
  1465. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Shattering Wand
  1466. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Time for the moderates
  1467. [19:55] <!DM-sama> d100
  1468. [19:55] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1469. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=15 ]{15}
  1470. [19:55] <!DM-sama> d100
  1471. [19:55] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1472. [19:55] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=33 ]{33}
  1473. [19:56] <!DM-sama> d100
  1474. [19:56] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1475. [19:56] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=90 ]{90}
  1476. [19:56] <!DM-sama> d100
  1477. [19:56] <!DM-sama> d100
  1478. [19:56] <!DM-sama> d100
  1479. [19:56] <!DM-sama> d100
  1480. [19:56] <!DM-sama> >:[
  1481. [19:56] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1482. [19:56] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=67 ]{67}
  1483. [19:56] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1484. [19:56] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=82 ]{82}
  1485. [19:56] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1486. [19:56] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=91 ]{91}
  1487. [19:56] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1488. [19:56] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=31 ]{31}
  1489. [19:58] <!DM-sama> A Flame Tongue
  1490. [19:59] <Belor> Sounds hot.
  1491. [19:59] <!DM-sama> d100
  1492. [19:59] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1493. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=22 ]{22}
  1494. [19:59] <!DM-sama> d100
  1495. [19:59] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1496. [19:59] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=53 ]{53}
  1497. [20:01] <!DM-sama> Oh boy....
  1498. [20:01] <!DM-sama> This is gonna be fought over.
  1499. [20:01] <@Malakai> ....?
  1500. [20:01] <!DM-sama> Ring of X-ray Vision
  1501. [20:01] <Belor> Dibs.
  1502. [20:01] <Sazir> THE FUCK IT IS
  1503. [20:01] <Sazir> LOOK AT DEM BONES MAN
  1504. [20:01] <Sazir> DEM BONES
  1505. [20:02] <!DM-sama> ANTS will have something to add to this as well.
  1506. [20:02] <@Malakai> No thanks
  1507. [20:02] <!DM-sama> d100
  1508. [20:02] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1509. [20:02] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=58 ]{58}
  1510. [20:02] <!DM-sama> d100
  1511. [20:03] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1512. [20:03] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=30 ]{30}
  1513. [20:03] <!DM-sama> BUENO!
  1514. [20:03] <!DM-sama> ROD OF
  1515. [20:03] <!DM-sama> WONDER
  1516. [20:03] <!DM-sama> TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL TAIMU~
  1517. [20:04] <!DM-sama> I vote we give it to ANTS.
  1518. [20:04] <!DM-sama> d100
  1519. [20:04] <Belor> I agree
  1520. [20:04] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1521. [20:04] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=49 ]{49}
  1522. [20:04] <!DM-sama> d100
  1523. [20:05] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1524. [20:05] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=35 ]{35}
  1525. [20:06] <!DM-sama> Ring of Water Walking
  1526. [20:06] <!DM-sama> Majors
  1527. [20:06] <Belor> Ring of water walking....ring of swimming.......we will conquer the wet world with our loot.
  1528. [20:06] <!DM-sama> d100
  1529. [20:07] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1530. [20:07] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=25 ]{25}
  1531. [20:07] <!DM-sama> d100
  1532. [20:07] <Belor> Roll 1d100
  1533. [20:07] <!DM-sama> Belor rolled : 1d100 --> [ 1d100=15 ]{15}
  1534. [23:08] <!DM-sama> Nine Lives Stealer
  1535. [23:08] <Sazir> Sounds awesome
  1536. [23:09] <!DM-sama> It's a +2 Longsword that slays living on a critical hit.
  1537. [23:09] <!DM-sama> Once it slays living 9 times it runs out of power.
  1538. [23:09] <!DM-sama> The save DC is 20
  1539. [23:09] <!DM-sama> And it still has 9 charges.
  1540. [23:09] <!DM-sama> Evident by the 9 green glowing lights along the blade.
  1541. [23:09] <Sazir> JESUS CHRIST
  1542. [23:10] <Sazir> WELP, that goes to either...Belor or Malakai I guess?
  1543. [23:10] <!DM-sama> d100
  1544. [23:10] <Sazir> Unless Vripe feels like LONGSWORDING IT UP
  1545. [23:10] <!DM-sama> d100
  1546. [23:10] <!DM-sama> d100
  1547. [23:10] <Sazir> DO ET, COMON BRUTUS. OR I WILL
  1548. [23:11] <Sazir> roll 1d100 Welp Brutus DCed
  1549. [23:11] <!DM-sama> 4,0Sazir rolled :3,0 1d100 4,0Welp Brutus DCed --> 2,0[ 1d100=17 ]8,1{17}
  1550. [23:11] <!DM-sama> d100
  1551. [23:11] <Sazir> roll 1d100 SO NOW IT'S UP TO ME
  1552. [23:11] <!DM-sama> 4,0Sazir rolled :3,0 1d100 4,0SO NOW IT'S UP TO ME --> 2,0[ 1d100=72 ]8,1{72}
  1553. [23:11] <!DM-sama> d100
  1554. [23:11] <Sazir> roll 1d100 3!
  1555. [23:11] <!DM-sama> 4,0Sazir rolled :3,0 1d100 4,03! --> 2,0[ 1d100=25 ]8,1{25}
  1556. [23:11] <Sazir> ...Huh.
  1557. [23:11] <!DM-sama> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
  1558. [23:12] <Sazir> ?
  1559. [23:12] <!DM-sama> The Golem Manual
  1560. [23:12] <Sazir> ...
  1561. [23:12] <Sazir> MINE
  1562. [23:12] <Sazir> I WILL MAKE
  1563. [23:12] <!DM-sama> Yep.
  1564. [23:12] <Sazir> UNDEAD GOLEM BITCHES
  1565. [23:12] <!DM-sama> It teaches you to make Golems.
  1566. [23:12] <!DM-sama> What kind depends on your alignment, class, and specialization.
  1567. [23:13] <Sazir> BWHAHAH-woah
  1568. [23:13] <!DM-sama> You can make Flesh, Bone, Blood, and Rot golems.
  1569. [23:13] <Sazir> I WILL MAKE THEM ALL! (Mostly Flesh Bone and Blood)
  1570. [23:14] <Sazir> Want to keep rolling or wait for the net split to finish?
  1571. [23:14] <!DM-sama> Save all the stuff on your sheet so we can divide it up later.
  1572. [23:14] <!DM-sama> I'm tired.
  1573. [23:14] <Sazir> I did
  1574. [23:15] <Sazir> Take a nice rest Emmy!
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