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- >you are Martini. you’re a KEY LIME COLORED fluffy pony with a DARK GREEN MANE AND TAIL
- >your job is to give mares special hugs and then you get treats.
- >totally fucking awesome, bro.
- >today you woke up to a bunch of noise outside
- >you can’t really hear what it is, but it sounds like a bunch of humans
- >BIG MAN is late. your tummy grumbles, wanting food
- >finally BIG MAN arrives. he looks mad.
- >Frank-who-you-never-see is in the other room.
- >BIG MAN quickly empties poopies from litter boxes and feeds the ponies
- >”Have you been out there today? What a bunch of crying little bitches.”
- >”I came into the garage through the kitchen door to avoid them.”
- >”Thanks for the warning, dick.”
- >”They showed up like twenty minutes ago. There was no point in warning you.”
- >”Meh.”
- >”What are those retards protesting, anyway?”
- >”They’re saying breeders are responsible for fluffy females being raped.”
- >”Um. They’re fucking ANIMALS. You don’t even need a license for fluffies. And I had to get a special license for a fucking DWARF HAMSTER.”
- >”Tell them, Frank. I don’t need this shit.”
- >”Ignore them. They’ll find something else to complain about like abortion or black people or what Hot Topic t-shirt their mommy forgot to buy them.”
- >”HAW HAW HAW! Good one, Frank.”
- >”bigman, bwoobewwy need make poopies.”
- >”Hold on, Blueberry. I’ll… say, I got an idea. Frank… sneak up to the door and get ready to open it.”
- >”Aheh. I see where this is going.”
- >BIG MAN grabs Blueberry and tucks her under his arm, her rear end facing outward. He lifts up her tail
- >”Ready?”
- >”Ready!”
- >BIG MAN charges the door, yelling. Frank whips it open. Blueberry squeaks and releases her bowels while BIG MAN squeezes her belly.
- >a liquid stream of diarrhea sprays all over the half dozen or so protestors outside.
- >their trendy hipster glasses, hats and vests are now covered in stinking crap.
- >Frank slams the door shut and BIG MAN puts Blueberry away. He gives her a cookie.
- >”Good girl. Next time try to get it more in their faces. Okay… let’s do some business…”
- >There’s a knock at the door. It’s Jamie.
- >”Ah fuck. Let him in, Frank.”
- >”You know there’s a bunch of hipsters out there covered in fluffy shit?”
- >”Yep. Whaddya got.”
- >”Look, I know we had a bad experience with Lemondrop before, but this time I checked the fluffy…”
- >”Jamie, I’m perfectly capable of getting fluffies on my own…”
- >”But why spend the time and energy? My bowl-bred fluffies require less care. No cages. And they can’t escape.”
- >”Jamie…”
- >”Take this one as a gift. I already checked her, she’ll be a healthy breeder.”
- >”Looks like Lemondrop.”
- >”Probably a cousin of hers… although some fluffies must be genetically disposed to this pink and yellow color pattern.”
- >”Huh. Okay, thanks… we’ll give her a try.”
- >”Call me. Oh - and her name’s Fluffershy.”
- >”That’s fucking queer, dude.”
- >”Yeah, yeah…”
- >Jamie leaves. he sort of scares you. something about him doesn’t smell quite right. like he’s sick but doesn’t look sick
- >BIG MAN plops Fluffershy down on The Table.
- >”i wuv you! *squee!*”
- >BIG MAN grunts and flips over the cooing fluffy. he takes the Buzzy Tool and takes away the fluff from her groin and rear end
- >”why take fwuff? why? *squee*”
- >”Frank, I think this thing’s retarded.”
- >”Yeah?”
- >”Well, christ on a cracker… her fucking head is as big as her body and she keeps making these retarded noises. And her legs are more like flippers.”
- >”Beat her with a hammer.”
- >”Well, let’s try breeding her once and see what happens.”
- >Fluffershy flips over onto her belly and flops around
- >”wuv you new dadda! *squee!*”
- >”Ugh.”
- >BIG MAN walks over to your cage and takes you out. He plops you and legless Fluffyshy in the Special Hugs Nest.
- >you approach, your Special Place already starting to tingle.
- >”wuh… wuh fwuffy doin? squee!”
- >you start nuzzling the fluff around Fluffyshy’s neck. She flutters her wings rapidly.
- >you know Faramir, the last pegasus, is not feeling well. otherwise he’d be giving special hugs right now
- >you nuzzle the fluff around Fluffyshy’s rear end and groin. she starts to get confused.
- >”wha fwuffy doin? fwuffyshy no wike dis game! no touch bad pwace!”
- >BIG MAN sneers at her
- >”Honey… you’re about to have a real bad fucking day.”
- CONTINUED TOMORROW NIGHT, BITCHES!
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