LSD-25 AiE

>They found you stumbling around the Canterlot gardens inside the Royal Palace's walls
>Naturally, they weren't sure what to make of you, a totally undiscovered species just bumbling around looking at the pretty flowers
>Of course, they didn't know what they were dealing with, but you weren't exactly in a normal state at that moment
>You should probably elaborate on this situation
>It was a beautiful Saturday morning in your hometown of Statesville, USA
>The birds were chirping, a cool breeze let the tree branches sway to and fro, but better yet were your plans for that day
>You had purchased a new batch of LSD-25, a 10 strip to be exact, each blotter supposedly having 100ug, or one hundred micrograms, of LSD on it
>You had planned this out a month in advance, deciding to take the weekend off work, nobody at the video store would really miss you anyway, not exactly much in the way of friends you were
>You set up tapestries, some blacklights, and even dug out some old vinyl records that your dad gave you when you moved out of their house
>You spun "Dark Side of the Moon" between two hands and deftly placed it on the record player, carefully setting the needle on the outer edge as it started to automatically spin
>"Breathe" started to play, and that's when you decided to take the acid
>3 tabs, worth 300ug, you stuck them under your tongue knowing that if you let them dissolve there you could get all of it in your system
>"These tabs are wicked magical, mannnn!" Your dealer had half-spoken/half-slurred at you as he drove away on his lemon of a 1986 Buick Riviera
>Fastforwarding about 45 minutes, you found yourself feeling tingly and giggly, you just couldn't stop giggling
>You looked at one of your tapestries, another pink floyd themed bastion of psychedelia, and giggled like a madman as the patterns seemed to meld into eachother
>The comeup for you was usually like this, a lot of happiness and giggles, followed by a short wave of nausea, then back to more giggles
"Man, what even is where I am doing now?"
>Thoughts usually came out as such, neurons firing in the wrong places, thoughts getting mixed up with each other, your lips felt like they were melting together, your tongue felt liquidy in your heavily salivating mouth
>Your entire visual field began to distort, colors started to become brighter, everything in your field of view became much more cartoony
>That's when you had the urge
"Time and space, rectified among all things, compared to water we cannot flow like they do."
>The urge to just... Step through
>You couldn't explain it, most people can't explain what they think or feel on an acid trip
>If you've never done it, then it would be impossible to understand, you'd have to try it yourself to understand
"Woosh!"
>With two hands, and the grand feeling as if you had magical powers, you pressed both of them against the middle of your bohemian tapestry, and then simply peeled it apart from the middle
>Immediately you fell in, even when tripping on acid you knew that something was not right
>It wasn't ego death, but you can recall falling through a void where colors of all types swirled around you
>Staring at your hands was a chore, in your state it was a miracle you weren't panicked, they seemed to melt and contort, fingers just dripping off your palm like soup from a tin can
>Then, without much fanfare, you hit the ground unceremoniously
"Ah fuck me, now I've really fallen down the rabbit hole here."
>Quickly hobbling to your feet, you immediately realized something was wrong with this acid trip
>You don't remember living in a castle, and you certainly don't remember there being any short colorful ponies where you lived
>Some of them even had horns
>They stared at you in shock, all the while seemingly levitating gardening scissors and hedge trimmers in front of them
>Thinking this wasn't real, and was a figment of your imagination on an acid-fueled adventure, you asked the first question that popped to mind
"You pretty pastel ponies grow any weeeeed?"
>A few of them continued to stare in shock, while different ponies began to enter the garden, these ones looked shiny in their armor, cute little roman horses with spears
>They herded the gardening ponies with the straw hats and horns back inside, all the while keeping a close eye on you
>Not that you minded, you were too busy staring at all the crazy looking plants in this garden, some of the statues were out of this world too!
>"Uhh... Creature, please turn around with your... Claws, right? Yeah, claws in the air!"
>Somehow you could understand them, but that's probably because it was part of your imagination, god knows you could be seizing on the floor right now foaming from the mouth
>You turned to look at them, and they immediately reeled back at the sight of your eyes
>"By Celestia, his pupils are huge!"
>You sprouted an eerie grin, staring at the ponies with pure joy
>"Luna's sake... This thing is... It's intelligent. We know that much, just keep it contained here while we get Princess Celestia."
>Everything that came out of your mouth at that moment made perfect sense to you, after all, since it was your imagination you could change it at a whim, right?
"Hello little ponies! I am in your garden as a prophet! Listen! God is real, and she likes to draw!"
>You smiled wider, admittedly that would have probably creeped them out even more if they already weren't freaked by your alien appearance and stature
>One of the smaller guard ponies whispered into a much larger one's cute fuzzy ear, of course you could catch it because you had excellent hearing
>"Captain, I think he's-"
>"Crazy, yes, I know, a lunatic. Can't you sense how much chaos magic he is releasing? Thing's more powerful than discord."
>Discord himself, at this very moment, was metaphorically shitting himself in fear of this new being
"I could really use a bowl to make this last longer man."
>Lo and behold, as you scanned the garden searching for the magic herb, nothing caught your attention
>You did pet a flower for "Being a good little scamp yes you are so cute such a good flower" which seemed to concern the guards for some reason, moreso that the flower actually leaned into your hand as you pet it, but that could've been the drugs
>Unbeknownst to you, their leader had arrived in all her glory, and upon seeing you for the first time, she too was metaphorically shitting herself in fear
>Princess Celestia steeled her reserve, and announced to the tall... thing that was currently petting a dragonlily
>"Creature! You will follow the royal guard and I at once! It is clear you are not mentally... Capable..."
>Words failed her as your attention snapped towards what you assumed was the Captain of all these cute little armor wearing ponies, because his armor was different and also the cutest
>You couldn't resist the urge to scratch behind his ear
>And that's exactly what you were doing, with no time to act, the leader of the royal guard quickly became your pawn as he melted like butter in your hands while you scratched behind both his ears
>His legs gave out after standing there shaking like a wet cat, and a sort of high pitched whinnying came from him
>One of his back legs even kicked a little bit
>These things are so cute
"Cute little pony, you like the ear scratches don't you? Yes you do! I'd like them too if I was a cute colorful melty pony!"
>The other guard shifted nervously, unsure of what to do
>They weren't trained to deal with this
>Just by glancing, however, you could tell that a few of them were jealous
>These ponies were more like big intelligent cats in the form of cute ponies
>That's the best comparison your tripped out mind could come up with
"Maaan, I'd love to have a job petting you guys, that's like... My dream now."
>Of course, such pleasures and joys were not meant to last
>You were eventually pulled off the poor unicorn via a gentle telekinetic grip, the royal guardspony complained at first through a sharp whinny, but then quickly regained his composure
>He had blushed so much, it was such an adorable sight!
>How you wished you could go back and cuddle, nuzzle, or even just scratch more of their ears
>They were so soft it was nigh unbelievable!
>You giggled as they carted you further into the castle, the golden telekinetic grip of who you assumed was their "Queen" tickling you in all the right ways
>Not those kind of ways
"Perverse machinations of the thoughts within, beseech me on this most righteous day..."
>You muttered things here and there, looking back, it was all quite a hazy experience, that first day here
>The ponies had looked at you as if you were a madman, but in that moment you were exactly that
>"Creatu- Ehem, sir." The long legged bejeweled pony greeted you nervously
>Having reached the peak, you found you were much more apt at conversation, the peak of the trip was always the best time to have a thought provoking conversation afterall
"Yes, my little pony?"
>She stared at you, mouth agape for a solid twenty seconds before shivering and staring at you with that regal gaze
>"Are you... Alright? I understand you mean no harm, but... Did something happen to you?"
>You grinned
"Well... If I'm right, and I usually am not, then I'm tripping major balls right now and all of this is in my head! It's a really really REALLY fun adventure into my mind though! I could make a tv show about this!"
>She stared at you, aghast
>"This is all very much real! I assure you! We need to know what happened to you, was it Discord? Poison joke?"
>Her voice quieted down
>"Perhaps... Other things?"
>You nodded, of course this was real, all hallucinations are technically as real as you experience them, might as well embrace the fantasy