Current Boot Messages

boot_phrases = (
    "Removing Lanky Kong",
    "Telling 2dos to play DK64",
    "Locking K. Lumsy in a cage",
    "Stealing the Banana Hoard",
    "Finishing the game in a cave",
    "Becoming the peak of randomizers",
    "Giving kops better eyesight",
    "Patching in the glitches",
    "Enhancing Cfox Luck",
    "Finding Rareware GB in Galleon",
    "Resurrecting Chunky Kong",
    "Shouting out Grant Kirkhope",
    "Crediting L. Godfrey"
    "Removing Stop n Swop",
    "Assembling the scraps",
    "Blowing in the cartridge",
    "Backflipping in Chunky Phase",
    "Hiding 20 fairies",
    "Randomizing collision normals",
    "Removing hit detection",
    "Compressing K Rools Voice Lines",
    "Checking divide by 0 doesnt work",
    "Adding every move to Isles",
    "Segueing in dk64randomizer.com",
    "Removing lag. Or am I?",
    "Hiding a dirt patch under grass",
    "Giving Wrinkly the spoiler log",
    "Questioning sub 2:30 in LUA Rando",
    "Chasing Lanky in Fungi Forest",
    "Banning Potions from Candys Shop"
)