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  1. [2016-04-05 07:33:43] TheGRV (104737317700288512): Ok. I'm doing a written WWE and I need some help...
  2. [2016-04-05 07:33:52] TheGRV (104737317700288512): Rosters
  3.  
  4. RAW - Drew Galloway, CM Punk, Jeff Hardy, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Brock Lesnar, Christopher Daniels, John Morrison, Cesaro, Randy Orton, Shinsuke Nakamura, Alberto Del Rio, Kurt Angle, Bobby Roode, Adam Cole, ACH, Apollo Crews, Chris Hero, Dolph Ziggler, Kalisto, Kenny Omega, Kyle O'Reilly, Bobby Fish, Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards, Matt Jackson, Nick Jackson, Matt Hardy, Frankie Kazarian, D-Von Dudley, Bubba Ray Dudley, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Tyson Kidd, Ricochet, Hideo Itami, Asuka, Becky Lynch, Charlotte, Gail Kim, Natalya, The Miz
  5.  
  6. SD - AJ Styles, John Cena, Bray Wyatt, Roman Reigns, Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, EC3, Finn Balor, Cody Rhodes, Chris Jericho, Austin Aries, Bad News Barrett, Daniel Bryan, Jay Lethal, Neville, Rey Mysterio, Ryback, Rusev, Sheamus, Aidan English, Simon Gotch, Blake, Murphy, Enzo Amore, Colin Cassidy, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Jason Jordan, Chad Gable, Mark Briscoe, Jay Briscoe, Matt Taven, Michael Bennett, Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, Samoa Joe, Tyler Breeze, Dash Wilder, Scott Dawson, AJ Lee, Bayley, Paige, Nia Jax, Sasha Banks, Goldust
  7.  
  8. Legends: The Rock, Sting, Triple H, Undertaker
  9. [2016-04-05 07:36:08] The999jbc (140352337100275712): Get Rob Conway and push him to the moon
  10. [2016-04-05 07:40:25] TheGRV (104737317700288512): I'm about to book Raw...
  11. [2016-04-05 14:18:52] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): No I book
  12. [2016-04-05 14:19:00] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Ok if someone will be a dear
  13. [2016-04-05 14:19:21] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Sign me up 6 to 8
  14. [2016-04-05 14:19:31] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Kolton goes to mexico
  15. [2016-04-05 18:14:45] zharthon (151402029573603329): i made damien sandow my wwe world heavyweight champion in my tew 2013 game
  16. [2016-04-05 18:15:03] zharthon (151402029573603329): he raised and im not shitting you, the title prestige to an A+ in just a single feud with rollins
  17. [2016-04-05 18:15:23] zharthon (151402029573603329): that's determination
  18. [2016-04-05 20:49:37] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Having the WWE title fills you with determination
  19. [2016-04-05 20:50:50] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Just remember
  20. [2016-04-05 20:50:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): You can't spell determination
  21. [2016-04-05 20:51:00] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): without **termination**
  22. [2016-04-05 20:52:25] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Also remember I am booking on the 9th, 11th, 13th, 15th, and 17th of this month
  23. [2016-04-05 20:52:32] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Because that is my spring break
  24. [2016-04-05 20:52:39] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): (Every other day...)
  25. [2016-04-05 20:53:20] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Okay
  26. [2016-04-05 20:53:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I wasn't planning on booking for probably ever anyway.
  27. [2016-04-05 20:54:16] Boopy (139869159940030474): Don't think anyone does anymore @pyro [Mercenary]
  28. [2016-04-05 20:55:44] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Sorry that apparently I am the only one wanting to book
  29. [2016-04-05 20:56:12] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): I wanna book..............tomorrow.
  30. [2016-04-05 20:56:45] Boopy (139869159940030474): I'd book it @DaCoolGuy before someone else either starts randomly booking or claims it
  31. [2016-04-05 20:58:19] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Could someone right me down for 6 to 8 tonight
  32. [2016-04-05 20:59:16] Boopy (139869159940030474): Since no one is here use that as your reserving that slot for now @Kolton45 man
  33. [2016-04-05 20:59:38] Spriter (120242625809743876): i'm booking right now, and we're going to cut straight to the end of monday night raw
  34. [2016-04-05 21:00:02] Spriter (120242625809743876): aj styles and roman reigns are having a staredown in the ring when suddenly batista comes in and batista bombs both of them to win the championship
  35. [2016-04-05 21:00:03] Spriter (120242625809743876): the end
  36. [2016-04-05 21:00:16] Spriter (120242625809743876): Rating: ******
  37. [2016-04-05 21:00:35] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Sprite books ?
  38. [2016-04-05 21:00:35] Boopy (139869159940030474): Is it bad that this is something I'd expect to see
  39. [2016-04-05 21:00:56] Spriter (120242625809743876): i don't post my bookings here
  40. [2016-04-05 21:01:12] LBC (136764930413035520): I would book but i'm even worse than russo
  41. [2016-04-05 21:01:13] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Why
  42. [2016-04-05 21:01:33] Spriter (120242625809743876): cause i do it very infrequently and i only send it to people in my skype group
  43. [2016-04-05 21:01:35] Boopy (139869159940030474): How's the wrestling rpg development @sprite
  44. [2016-04-05 21:01:50] Spriter (120242625809743876): school work > bot work
  45. [2016-04-05 21:01:57] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I *was* enjoying booking
  46. [2016-04-05 21:02:02] Boopy (139869159940030474): Ah that's understandable
  47. [2016-04-05 21:02:38] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Then it started to get boring, EWR started to frustrate me, and nobody was ever around for when I was booking so there was no point.
  48. [2016-04-05 21:03:18] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): @pyro [Mercenary] barely anyone's around when I book, yet I still do it
  49. [2016-04-05 21:03:28] Boopy (139869159940030474): I'm waiting for tew 16 before I do anything but then again everyday will get booked up so meh
  50. [2016-04-05 21:03:30] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): ^
  51. [2016-04-05 21:03:33] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): And that floats your boat leedles
  52. [2016-04-05 21:03:44] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I like getting feedback
  53. [2016-04-05 21:04:25] Boopy (139869159940030474): I found that from back in the day streaming ewr was amazing
  54. [2016-04-05 21:04:45] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I wish I could stream
  55. [2016-04-05 21:05:08] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I gotta figure out how to set it up though
  56. [2016-04-05 21:05:18] Spriter (120242625809743876): if you want feedback in an easy fashion, make an spreadsheet archive, where you have it link to the document and have comments below
  57. [2016-04-05 21:05:28] Spriter (120242625809743876): since it's impossible to archive in a chatroom like this
  58. [2016-04-05 21:05:46] Boopy (139869159940030474): I could stream easily if my pc didn't overheat
  59. [2016-04-05 21:06:30] Boopy (139869159940030474): When I streamed ewr everyday about 1 year ago I built up a solid 15 people who would turn up help me book and stuff was fun as hell
  60. [2016-04-05 21:06:42] Spriter (120242625809743876): plus scrolling up kinda ruins it since you might inadvertedly spoil yourself on the show
  61. [2016-04-05 21:06:52] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): My back hurts
  62. [2016-04-05 21:07:06] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Plus, I'm always (mostly) here when you and Leedles book, @pyro [Mercenary].
  63. [2016-04-05 21:07:53] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): So
  64. [2016-04-05 21:07:58] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): How does one stream?
  65. [2016-04-05 21:08:37] Boopy (139869159940030474): I kinda have a plan for tew 16 but it's really weird and different
  66. [2016-04-05 21:15:45] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): K I'll start booking soon
  67. [2016-04-05 21:20:30] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Kool!
  68. [2016-04-05 21:32:05] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Hullo
  69. [2016-04-05 21:33:41] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Who is best ewr match reviewer?
  70. [2016-04-05 21:34:22] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Scott Keith
  71. [2016-04-05 21:34:27] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Gives easy 5 stars
  72. [2016-04-05 21:35:02] Boopy (139869159940030474): IT'S TIME http://www.greydogsoftware.com/home.php (for those who didn't know)
  73. [2016-04-05 21:47:10] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Marty Scurll vs Fenix : Driven DDT by Fenix. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Cover for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Scurll pushes out of a Fenix hold. Spin kick by Marty Scurll to the face. Flying reverse elbow by Marty Scurll. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Fenix pushes out of a Marty Scurll hold. Super frankensteiner on Scurll, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Fenix only gets knees on a splash. Tiger suplex on Fenix, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pentagon Jr. just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Pentagon has a chair, and drops Scurll and Fenix with devastating blows, causing the referee to call for the bell. This match has been ruled a no contest! Pentagon Jr. has a chair. Scurll turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Fenix is next to take a hard shot. Pentagon has demolished everyone! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
  74. [2016-04-05 21:47:48] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Young Bucks vs African American Wolves vs reDRagon vs The Machine Guns : AR Fox walks into a high dropkick from Chris Sabin. ACH hits a table shot to the ribs. Lightning kick by ACH on Fish. Matt Jackson dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. AR Fox uses a basement dropkick to the knee. N. Jackson takes a hurrancarana from AR Fox. Shelley gets nailed with a DVD player to the head. Kyle O'Reilly snap suplexes Shelley...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) The Machine Guns whip ACH into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Alex Shelley puts AR Fox through a table with a top rope legdrop. Super frankensteiner on AR Fox, who hit hard. Massive backbreaker, Sabin got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Lifting DDT by Bobby Fish, looked good. HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! Face slam on the table by M. Jackson. Matt Jackson and Nick Jackson go up the ladder and grab the prize for the win. A good *** rating.
  75. [2016-04-05 21:48:14] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): The Briscoe Brothers vs Los Gueros del Cielo (For The AAA World Tag Team Titles) : Bodyslam by J. Briscoe. Jay Briscoe hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Jay Briscoe and Mark Briscoe. The Briscoe Brothers whip Angelico into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Flying shoulder tackle by M. Briscoe sends Angelico to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. M. Briscoe hits a right hand. Angelico blocks a punch. Power drive elbow by Angelico. Angelico tags out to Jack Evans. Spin kick by Jack Evans to the face. Lightning kick by Evans on M. Briscoe. Jack Evans misses a clothesline. Tag to Jay Briscoe. Full nelson slam on Evans. Lifting DDT by Jay Briscoe, looked good. Pin, but Evans is out just before the three count. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Jay Briscoe uses a forearm to the face. Evans blocks the suplex attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, J. Briscoe is down. Jack Evans has Jay Briscoe down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - 630 Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! The Briscoe Brothers are making their way back down the aisle...but get jumped by Young Bucks! Jay Briscoe gets dropped throat-first onto the guard rail, and then M. Briscoe is double suplexed on the entrance ramp! Young Bucks storm the ring...and attack Los Gueros del Cielo as well! Evans gets wiped out with the Indy Taker! Angelico doesn't fair any better, and gets beaten to the floor with punches and kicks. Young Bucks have destroyed both teams! *** rating for a good bout.
  76. [2016-04-05 21:48:36] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Psycho Clown vs Zack Sabre Jr. vs Trevor Lee vs Andrew Everett (For The AAA Latin American Title) : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Psycho walks into a high dropkick from Andrew Everett. Cover for a two count. Tag to Trevor Lee. Trevor Lee hits a dropkick on Psycho Clown. Tiger suplex on Psycho, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tag between Trevor Lee and Zack Sabre Jr.. Sabre Jr. uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag between Psycho Clown and Andrew Everett. Andrew Everett scores with a back heel kick on Sabre Jr.. Andrew Everett misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tiger suplex on Everett, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Cover gets three. Zack Sabre Jr. pinned Everett. Psycho Clown hits a right hand on Zack Sabre Jr.. Psycho Clown DDTs Sabre Jr., although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. There's a two count on the pin. Psycho slams Zack Sabre Jr. down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Sabre Jr. tags out to Trevor Lee. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Psycho Clown comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Psycho Clown strikes Trevor Lee. Flapjack from Psycho on Trevor Lee. Pin, three count, it's over. Psycho Clown pins Trevor Lee. Psycho Clown hits a bulldog off the ropes. Psycho Clown scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Sabre Jr. counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Psycho Clown gets knocked to the ground by Sabre Jr.. Cross Armbreaker!!! Psycho Clown taps out! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
  77. [2016-04-05 21:48:52] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Vampiro vs Brian Cage : Big backdrop on Brian Cage, executed well. Vampiro hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover for a two count. Brian Cage pushes out of a Vampiro hold. Brian Cage hits some punches. Flying shoulder tackle by Brian Cage sends Vampiro to the mat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Brian Cage. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Brian Cage with a spinning neckbreaker on Vampiro. Brian Cage gets taken down out of nowhere. Brian Cage walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vampiro scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big backdrop on Brian Cage, executed well. Brian Cage gets slammed. Brian Cage counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Running knee lift from Brian Cage. Powerbomb on Vampiro. Vampiro grabs Brian Cage from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Brian Cage rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Vampiro over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it! Will Ospreay comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Brian Cage is ready though, and strikes first! Brian Cage spins Ospreay around. Brian Cage hits the Discus Clothesline! Will Ospreay has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.
  78. [2016-04-05 21:49:10] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Adam Cole vs Chris Hero : Adam Cole drives a forearm into the chest of Chris Hero. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Adam Cole uses a forearm to the face. Stun Gun from Adam Cole! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Adam Cole snap suplexes Chris Hero...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Chris Hero takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Stun Gun from Chris Hero! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Adam Cole takes a quick lariat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Adam Cole pushes out of a Chris Hero hold. Vicious back suplex! Chris Hero got nailed. There's a two count on the pin. Lifting DDT by Adam Cole, looked good. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Chris Hero counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Adam Cole walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Chris Hero. Adam Cole counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Hard impact russian legsweep by Adam Cole. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside. He completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. I don't think the fight has finished. Adam Cole and Chris Hero have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. *** rating for a good bout.
  79. [2016-04-05 21:49:26] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Ricochet, Matt Sydal, and Sabu vs Roderick Strong, King Cuerno, and Dr. Wagner Jr. : Ricochet gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from R. Strong. Vertical suplex by Roderick Strong. Tag to Dr. Wagner Jr.. Ricochet walks into a chop to the pecs. Dr. Wagner Jr. DDTs Ricochet, although it was hardly executed with pin-point precision. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wagner Jr. tags out to King Cuerno. Wagner Jr. \ Cuerno whip Ricochet into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Second rope flying axe handle, Ricochet goes down. Cuerno drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Second rope flying axe handle, Cuerno goes down. Tag to Matt Sydal. Driven DDT by Matt Sydal. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Vicious kick to the teeth from Matt Sydal. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Cuerno takes a flying neckbreaker from Matt Sydal. Matt Sydal tags out to Sabu. Stiff chop lights up Cuerno. Back elbow connects, Cuerno staggers backward. Cuerno reverses a waistlock. Cuerno tags out to Roderick Strong. Big backdrop on Sabu, executed well. Sabu tags out to Ricochet. Ricochet hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Ricochet crushes R. Strong with a sweet running senton. Ricochet has Roderick Strong down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. 630 Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. **1\2 rating for a decent contest.
  80. [2016-04-05 21:49:40] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Joey Ryan vs Chavo Guerrero : Stiff high kick on Ryan by Chavo Guerrero who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Ryan walks into a high dropkick from Chavo Guerrero. Flying elbow from Chavo Guerrero. Chavo Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Ryan. Ryan counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Chavo takes a chop from Ryan. Ryan, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Chavo Guerrero. There's a two count on the pin. Chavo blocks a kick from Joey Ryan. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Power drive elbow by Chavo Guerrero. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Ryan ducks a wild right hand. Ryan drives a forearm into the chest of Chavo. Ryan drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Driven DDT by Chavo Guerrero. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Chavo Guerrero floors Joey Ryan. Here it comes...Gory Special! Joey Ryan taps! Joey Ryan offers a handshake to Chavo...and he accepts it! No! Chavo Guerrero levels Ryan with a cheap shot right hand! Chavo Guerrero slams Ryan down. Chavo Guerrero climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Joey Ryan has been floored after the match. *** rating for a good bout.
  81. [2016-04-05 21:49:54] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Rey Mysterio vs Texano (For The AAA Mega Heavyweight Title) : Texano throws the ladder into Mysterio. Spinebuster by Texano. Mysterio pushes out of a Texano hold. Spinning back kick from Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio hits a rolling kick on Texano. Dropkick into the ladder by Mysterio, sending it into Texano. Spin kick by Rey Mysterio to the face. Texano drops out the back of a Rey Mysterio bodyslam attempt. Spear by Texano. Death valley driver by Texano, Rey Mysterio got planted. Big backdrop on Mysterio, executed well. Texano slams Rey Mysterio onto the ladder. Mysterio backdrops Texano out of a piledriver attempt. Flying elbow from Rey Mysterio. Tiger suplex on Texano, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Texano can barely stand. Here it comes - 619. Rey Mysterio sets the ladder up and climbs it, grabbing the prize for the victory. Rey Mysterio is still in the ring celebrating. Texano pushes the referee away. Texano spins Mysterio around. Texano hits the Texas Tornado! **1\2 rating. Perfectly
  82. [2016-04-05 21:50:29] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): im not good at booking
  83. [2016-04-05 21:54:42] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Hmm, it sounds like a good show.
  84. [2016-04-05 21:55:08] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Maybe have Fenix feud with Rey, I think they have a similar style.
  85. [2016-04-05 21:56:30] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): well fuck
  86. [2016-04-05 21:57:10] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): rey is in feud
  87. [2016-04-05 21:58:26] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): With El Texano Jr.?
  88. [2016-04-05 21:58:37] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Oh.
  89. [2016-04-05 21:58:57] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): i took it off'
  90. [2016-04-05 22:00:04] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Oh.
  91. [2016-04-05 22:00:07] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Okay.
  92. [2016-04-05 22:04:33] DomNWO (140244693337243648): OH hey Kolton
  93. [2016-04-05 22:13:27] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Pentagon Jr. is in the ring. Zack Sabre Jr. comes out, and challenges him to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.
  94. [2016-04-05 22:13:42] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Mick Foley is backstage in his office. The debuting Hiroshi Tanahashi walks in, and asks what he has to do to get a job. Mick Foley says that he has to prove that he is good enough first. Foley books him against Kazuchika Okada, and tells him that if he can win, he can have a full-time job.
  95. [2016-04-05 22:14:04] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Matt Sydal vs Will Ospreay vs Brian Cage vs Drago : Drago takes a flying neckbreaker from Will Ospreay. Spinning back kick from Will Ospreay. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Brian Cage. Fallaway slam by Brian Cage. Spear! Drago is down and hurt. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag to Matt Sydal. Spin kick by Matt Sydal to the face. Tag between Drago and Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay scores with a back heel kick on Matt Sydal. Matt Sydal reverses a hip toss. DDT from the top rope by Matt Sydal. That looked brutal. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Matt Sydal defeats Ospreay. Flying elbow from Drago. Flying reverse elbow by Drago. There's a two count on the pin. Drago hits a rolling kick on Matt Sydal. Tag between Matt Sydal and Brian Cage. Big backdrop on Drago, executed well. Back elbow connects, Drago staggers backward. Drago powers out of a Brian Cage headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, Brian Cage goes down. Tiger suplex on Brian Cage, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Drago defeats Brian Cage. Drago crushes Matt Sydal with a big legdrop. Matt Sydal walks into a face crusher variation. Pin, but Matt Sydal is out just before the three count. Drago misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Drago gets knocked to the ground by Matt Sydal, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Shooting Sydal Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating.
  96. [2016-04-05 22:14:20] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Chris Hero vs Roderick Strong : R. Strong tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Vicious back suplex! Roderick Strong got nailed. Hooks the leg for a two count. R. Strong ducks a wild right hand. R. Strong drives a forearm into the chest of Chris Hero. Stun Gun from Roderick Strong! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Cover for a two count. Lifting DDT by Roderick Strong, looked good. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Gut buster, Chris Hero hits hard. Chris Hero pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Chris Hero hits a delayed suplex on R. Strong. Cover for a two count. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Chris Hero held that one for ages. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Chris Hero snap suplexes R. Strong...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Chris Hero snap suplexes R. Strong. Chris Hero misses a clothesline. Chris Hero tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Brutal powerbomb on Chris Hero. Adam Cole comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Chris Hero turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Adam Cole! Adam Cole has left Chris Hero in big trouble. Chris Hero can barely stand. Gibson Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! R. Strong \ Adam Cole are beating down on Chris Hero! The music of Ricochet hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. R. Strong and Adam Cole bail out of the ring, leaving Chris Hero down in the ring. Ricochet may have saved Chris Hero from a brutal beating. A **** rating for a good contest.
  97. [2016-04-05 22:14:30] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): A video is played, hyping the upcoming Fenix vs Rey Mysterio match.
  98. [2016-04-05 22:14:43] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Johnny Mundo vs Andrew Everett vs Trevor Lee : Andrew Everett scores with a back heel kick on Mundo. Kick from Andrew Everett to the leg. Mundo powers out of a headlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Lightning kick by Trevor Lee on Mundo. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Driven DDT by Andrew Everett. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Trevor Lee takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Mundo \ Trevor Lee hook up Everett, then hit a double suplex. Everett walks into a face crusher variation. Mundo walks into a high dropkick from Trevor Lee. Mundo counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Second rope flying axe handle, Everett goes down. Andrew Everett hooks up a suplex, but Mundo flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! **1\2 rating for a decent contest.
  99. [2016-04-05 22:14:56] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): The Machine Guns vs reDRagon vs The Briscoe Brothers : Shelley hits a dropkick on Kyle O'Reilly. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Shelley hits a back kick. Shelley tags out to Chris Sabin. Chris Sabin hits a rolling kick on O'Reilly. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Tag to Alex Shelley. The Machine Guns hook up O'Reilly, then hit a double suplex. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag to Bobby Fish. Fallaway slam by Bobby Fish. Cover for a two count. Shelley tags out to Jay Briscoe. Fish takes a headbutt from Jay Briscoe. Fish tags out to Chris Sabin. Spear by Jay Briscoe. J. Briscoe tags out to Mark Briscoe. Mark Briscoe scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag to Bobby Fish. Fish slams Chris Sabin. Bobby Fish gets taken down out of nowhere. Sabin crushes Fish with a running senton. Pin, three count, it's over. Chris Sabin pins Fish. Chris Sabin scores with a back heel kick on M. Briscoe. Sabin uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag to Alex Shelley. Alex Shelley blasts M. Briscoe with a rather-less-than-super kick. M. Briscoe counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Tag to Jay Briscoe. Big piledriver on Shelley. Alex Shelley can barely stand. Crucible!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
  100. [2016-04-05 22:15:08] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Konnan comes down to the ring and takes a microphone. He announces that he has made a big new signing, and that his new client is Will Ospreay. Out comes Will Ospreay, and he shakes hands with his new manager, signaling their alliance.
  101. [2016-04-05 22:15:23] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Hiroshi Tanahashi vs Kazuchika Okada : Okada takes a back suplex. Okada drops out the back of a Hiroshi Tanahashi bodyslam attempt. Kazuchika Okada uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Kazuchika Okada misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Okada held that one for ages. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Tanahashi reverses a waistlock. Okada gets caught with a short powerbomb from Tanahashi. Spear by Hiroshi Tanahashi. There's a two count on the pin. Brutal powerbomb on Okada. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Kazuchika Okada elbows Hiroshi Tanahashi in the face to break a hammerlock. Brainbuster suplex by Kazuchika Okada, who apparently is in the mood to bust some brains. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Tanahashi blocks a punch. Kazuchika Okada gets knocked to the ground by Tanahashi, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. High Fly Flow!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Kazuchika Okada goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out! Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2.
  102. [2016-04-05 22:16:54] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): enix vs Rey Mysterio : Kitchen sink shot, Mysterio gets floored. Mysterio takes a hurrancarana from Fenix. There's a two count on the pin. Fenix misses a clothesline. Standing leg lariat by Rey Mysterio on Fenix. Fenix takes a flying neckbreaker from Rey Mysterio. Cover for a two count. Flying cookie sheet shot by Mysterio, blasting Fenix. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. Sharp kick. Cover for a two count. Mysterio snapmares Fenix. They wind up back in the squared circle. Fenix elbows Rey Mysterio in the face to break a hammerlock. Fenix crushes Mysterio with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Fenix. That looked brutal. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Fenix hits a dropkick on Rey Mysterio. Table shot! Rey Mysterio ducks a clothesline attempt. Spin kick by Rey Mysterio to the face. Power drive elbow by Rey Mysterio. Fenix can barely stand. 619! 1....2....3. Fenix extends his hand to Mysterio...and it is accepted! They shake! **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
  103. [2016-04-05 22:43:05] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): guys?
  104. [2016-04-05 22:46:59] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Zack Sabre Jr. vs Pentagon Jr. : Pentagon Jr. hits a rolling kick on Sabre Jr.. Cover for a two count. Sabre Jr. takes a hurrancarana from Pentagon Jr.. Cover for a two count. Sabre Jr. blocks the suplex attempt. Vertical suplex by Zack Sabre Jr.. Super kick by Zack Sabre Jr.. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Pentagon Jr. avoids a Zack Sabre Jr. avalanche. Super kick by Pentagon Jr.. There's a two count on the pin. Zack Sabre Jr. pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. DDT from the top rope by Zack Sabre Jr.. That looked brutal. The referee tries to separate the two grapplers...and gets knocked over and trampled on as they brawl! That's enough, the referee calls for the bell - double DQ! The fight has started up again! Zack Sabre Jr. attacks Pentagon, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
  105. [2016-04-05 22:47:16] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Adam Cole vs Ricochet : Second rope flying axe handle, Adam Cole goes down. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Adam Cole is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Adam Cole comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big forearm by Adam Cole, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Adam Cole slams Ricochet down. Cover for a two count. Lifting DDT by Adam Cole, looked good. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Ricochet gets caught with a short powerbomb from Adam Cole. Adam Cole walks into a trip. Springboard reverse elbow by Ricochet. Excellent move. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Ricochet, Adam Cole is out. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Flying elbow from Ricochet. Spinning back kick from Ricochet. Adam Cole counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Ricochet takes a butterfly suplex from Adam Cole. Spear! Ricochet is down and hurt. Roderick Strong comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Ricochet turns around. Roderick Strong spins Ricochet around. Roderick Strong hits the Gibson Driver! R. Strong leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin, three count, it's over. Adam Cole pins Ricochet. Adam Cole and R. Strong beat away on Ricochet, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. A good *** rating.
  106. [2016-04-05 22:47:27] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Konnan is backstage with Will Ospreay. Konnan talked trash about Brian Cage, continuing the feud with Will Ospreay. Building a feud through a war of words is a tried-and-tested way of getting heat.
  107. [2016-04-05 22:47:41] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Brian Cage vs Mini Histeria and Mini Charly Manson : Dropkick connects, Brian Cage goes down. Hard back suplex on Brian Cage. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Histeria \ Manson whip Brian Cage into the corner. Mini Histeria whips Mini Charly Manson in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover for a two count. Diamond Dust from Mini Charly Manson, Brian Cage is out. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Manson \ Histeria whip Brian Cage into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Brian Cage drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Nice piledriver on Histeria. Pin, but Histeria is out just before the three count. Brian Cage only gets knees on a splash. Flying elbow from Mini Charly Manson. Manson \ Histeria hook up Brian Cage, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Brian Cage reverses a hip toss. Death valley driver by Brian Cage, Mini Histeria is down and hurt. Brian Cage moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Weapon X. 1....2...3, it's finished. I'll give it a **1\2 rating.
  108. [2016-04-05 22:47:54] DomNWO (140244693337243648): Hey
  109. [2016-04-05 22:48:09] DomNWO (140244693337243648): I'm checking in, sorry for no feedback.
  110. [2016-04-05 22:48:11] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Mick Foley is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see R. Strong \ Okada and Chris Hero \ Tanahashi fight in a tag team match.
  111. [2016-04-05 22:48:36] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): King Cuerno vs Matt Sydal (For The AAA Cruiserweight Title) : HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! Matt Sydal crushes Cuerno with a running senton. Cuerno counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Kick from King Cuerno to the leg. Spin kick by King Cuerno to the face. Matt Sydal gets hip-tossed onto the ladder. Cuerno hits a dropkick on Matt Sydal. Matt Sydal drops out the back of a King Cuerno bodyslam attempt. Matt Sydal crushes Cuerno with a running senton. Vicious kick to the teeth from Matt Sydal. Spin kick by Matt Sydal to the face. Dropkick into the ladder by Matt Sydal, sending it into Cuerno. King Cuerno avoids a Matt Sydal avalanche. Cuerno uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Vicious kick to the teeth from King Cuerno. Matt Sydal reverses a hip toss. Matt Sydal begins to climb up the ladder. He reaches the top...but Cuerno gets up and pushes the ladder! Matt Sydal falls from the top of the ladder all the way over the ropes to the outside! King Cuerno takes the opportunity and climbs the ladder for the win! Matt Sydal offers a handshake to Cuerno...and he accepts it! No! King Cuerno levels Matt Sydal with a cheap shot right hand! King Cuerno spins Matt Sydal around. King Cuerno hits the Thrill Of The Kill! Matt Sydal has been floored after the match. I'll give this a ***1\4 rating.
  112. [2016-04-05 22:48:49] Gillberg (94992383023788032): is universe mode considered a booking simulator?
  113. [2016-04-05 22:48:55] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Texano is in the ring. Out from the back comes Mil Muertes, who enters the ring. He walks over, but instead of attacking as expected, he shakes hands instead. He takes the microphone and explains that he is now aligned with Texano, and they will work together to achieve their goals.
  114. [2016-04-05 22:49:04] Gillberg (94992383023788032): if so i can wait for kolton
  115. [2016-04-05 22:49:06] Drago (139839203885318144): I wouldn't tbh @Gillberg
  116. [2016-04-05 22:49:13] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Mil Muertes vs Fenix : Fenix gets slammed. Fenix pushes out of a Mil Muertes hold. Kick from Fenix to the leg. Mil Muertes charges, Fenix moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Vicious kick to the teeth from Fenix. Cover, but there's no one to count for Fenix. Mil Muertes comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Muertes slams Fenix down. Spear by Mil Muertes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mil Muertes scores with a big spinebuster. Pin, but Fenix is out just before the three count. Mil Muertes misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Fenix crushes Muertes with a running senton. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Muertes ducks a wild right hand. Fenix tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Muertes goes to the eyes! Mil Muertes quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! Fenix collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Fenix got screwed! Rey Mysterio has grabbed a chair. Muertes walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Fenix also takes a hard shot. Mysterio has laid everybody out! *** rating for a good bout.
  117. [2016-04-05 22:49:17] Gillberg (94992383023788032): how long is kolton going
  118. [2016-04-05 22:49:21] Drago (139839203885318144): It could go in #gaming
  119. [2016-04-05 22:49:25] Gillberg (94992383023788032): i tried that
  120. [2016-04-05 22:49:33] Gillberg (94992383023788032): but leedles and plat told me it wenti n booking simulator
  121. [2016-04-05 22:49:33] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Hiroshi Tanahashi and Chris Hero vs Kazuchika Okada and Roderick Strong : Chris Hero drives a thrust kick into the chest of R. Strong. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Tanahashi held that one for ages. Tanahashi \ Chris Hero whip R. Strong into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Slam into the table by Chris Hero. R. Strong reverses a waistlock. Chris Hero tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Kazuchika Okada uses the table as a battering ram. Front legsweep slam by Roderick Strong, hit with precision. Back suplex on Chris Hero, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Adam Cole comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Chris Hero turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Adam Cole! Adam Cole has left Chris Hero in big trouble. Chris Hero is in trouble. Rainmaker! 1....2....3. Adam Cole is still in the ring. He signals for the Florida Key! Running down the aisle comes Ricochet! He slides in the ring, and chases Adam Cole out of the ring! Ricochet chases him through the crowd and out of sight. A ****1\4 rating, great bout.
  122. [2016-04-05 22:49:37] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): it is
  123. [2016-04-05 22:49:49] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): it says ewr tew and universe mode
  124. [2016-04-05 22:49:55] Gillberg (94992383023788032): ah
  125. [2016-04-05 22:49:56] Gillberg (94992383023788032): i see this now
  126. [2016-04-05 22:49:57] Gillberg (94992383023788032): okay
  127. [2016-04-05 22:50:09] Gillberg (94992383023788032): jesus leedles
  128. [2016-04-05 22:50:24] Gillberg (94992383023788032): he registered his time so much
  129. [2016-04-05 22:50:38] Gillberg (94992383023788032): so do i have to register time for my UM or just do it whenever?
  130. [2016-04-05 22:50:45] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): do it now
  131. [2016-04-05 22:50:49] Gillberg (94992383023788032): ah k
  132. [2016-04-05 22:50:57] Gillberg (94992383023788032): well its first show i'm doing
  133. [2016-04-05 22:50:59] Gillberg (94992383023788032): so draft boyz?
  134. [2016-04-05 22:51:03] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): im done no really here to comment and anything
  135. [2016-04-05 22:51:05] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): and ya
  136. [2016-04-05 22:51:11] Gillberg (94992383023788032): i've already done like the first week
  137. [2016-04-05 22:51:23] Gillberg (94992383023788032): so first month will be only three weeks long
  138. [2016-04-05 22:51:35] Gillberg (94992383023788032): i'm gonna do the draft differently though
  139. [2016-04-05 22:51:50] Gillberg (94992383023788032): instead of drafting from other rosters
  140. [2016-04-05 22:51:57] Gillberg (94992383023788032): draft picks will be from the free agency pile
  141. [2016-04-05 22:52:05] Gillberg (94992383023788032): so raw and smackdown could pick up talents such as
  142. [2016-04-05 22:52:07] Gillberg (94992383023788032): marty scurll
  143. [2016-04-05 22:52:10] Gillberg (94992383023788032): or jimmy havoc, etc.
  144. [2016-04-05 22:52:36] Gillberg (94992383023788032): 5 draft matches on raw and smackdown
  145. [2016-04-05 22:52:39] Gillberg (94992383023788032): and also nxt is a thing
  146. [2016-04-05 22:53:12] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): but i wanna pick the drafts
  147. [2016-04-05 22:53:43] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): jimmy havoc draftted to ecw
  148. [2016-04-05 22:53:49] Gillberg (94992383023788032): ecw is not a thing
  149. [2016-04-05 22:53:51] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): ik
  150. [2016-04-05 22:53:55] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): im jokinh
  151. [2016-04-05 22:54:01] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): go ahead run ur stuff gurl
  152. [2016-04-05 22:54:09] Gillberg (94992383023788032): okay so should i do the draft like irl draft or nl draft?
  153. [2016-04-05 22:54:16] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): either or
  154. [2016-04-05 22:54:26] Gillberg (94992383023788032): i guess i'll do nL style
  155. [2016-04-05 22:54:35] Gillberg (94992383023788032): okay
  156. [2016-04-05 22:54:38] Gillberg (94992383023788032): first free agent going to raw
  157. [2016-04-05 22:54:47] Gillberg (94992383023788032): chris sabin
  158. [2016-04-05 22:54:48] Gillberg (94992383023788032): noice
  159. [2016-04-05 22:56:08] Gillberg (94992383023788032): i like the name "adam zapel"
  160. [2016-04-05 22:57:25] Gillberg (94992383023788032): now in this universe we will take kayfabe super cereal
  161. [2016-04-05 22:57:34] Gillberg (94992383023788032): so, el generico and sami zayn are two different characters
  162. [2016-04-05 22:57:49] Gillberg (94992383023788032): meaning universe could book sami zayn vs el generico
  163. [2016-04-05 23:00:32] Gillberg (94992383023788032): huh
  164. [2016-04-05 23:00:41] Gillberg (94992383023788032): so this randomizer takes only 50 at a time
  165. [2016-04-05 23:00:50] Gillberg (94992383023788032): so i'll do two wheels i guess
  166. [2016-04-05 23:02:05] Gillberg (94992383023788032): 63 free agents
  167. [2016-04-05 23:02:08] Gillberg (94992383023788032): excluding chris sabin
  168. [2016-04-05 23:02:17] Gillberg (94992383023788032): who will be nxt's pick
  169. [2016-04-05 23:02:51] Gillberg (94992383023788032): RICOCHET
  170. [2016-04-05 23:02:53] Gillberg (94992383023788032): GOING TO NXT
  171. [2016-04-05 23:03:20] Gillberg (94992383023788032): and smackdown will receive off the 2nd wheel
  172. [2016-04-05 23:03:38] Gillberg (94992383023788032): sinestro del la muertes
  173. [2016-04-05 23:03:42] Gillberg (94992383023788032): of the disciples of death
  174. [2016-04-05 23:04:57] Gillberg (94992383023788032): raw will receive
  175. [2016-04-05 23:05:32] Gillberg (94992383023788032): barrio negro
  176. [2016-04-05 23:05:35] Gillberg (94992383023788032): also of the disciples of death
  177. [2016-04-05 23:05:51] Gillberg (94992383023788032): if nxt drafts trece i'll lose my shit, because they're drafting off the 2nd wheel that trece is on
  178. [2016-04-05 23:42:00] Drago (139839203885318144): Holy crap
  179. [2016-04-05 23:42:26] Drago (139839203885318144): Just found the results of the first and only show of a save I forgot about
  180. [2016-04-05 23:45:01] Gillberg (94992383023788032): (i moved my um to a different chat)
  181. [2016-04-05 23:45:06] Gillberg (94992383023788032): (so if you wanna do it you can)
  182. [2016-04-05 23:46:04] Drago (139839203885318144): So it's Jervis Cottonbelly beats Cody Hall, EC3 and Del Rio beat Anderson and Hero, Drago beat Apollo Crews, Bucks win a triangle tag match, Son Of Havoc beats ACH, Okada beats Lethal, Orton and Aries, Rollins beats Bryan, Bullet Club beats Dudleys, and Styles beats Cena
  183. [2016-04-05 23:46:26] Drago (139839203885318144): I forgot I booked that
  184. [2016-04-05 23:50:20] Drago (139839203885318144): WHY did I book that
  185. [2016-04-05 23:50:52] DomNWO (140244693337243648): JERVIS ALWAYS GOES OVER BROTHER
  186. [2016-04-05 23:51:25] Drago (139839203885318144): I have 7 titles
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