Patrick Star (Part 5) Monologue

So..more Stand users are trying to defeat the mighty Warner Bros? Well, there's no POSSIBLE way they could get past me, Patrick Star! My Stand, 「DAZED AND CONFUSED」, is guaranteed to defeat them!

...uh, what it is do again? Uhhhhhhh... (make that "uh" as long as you need to)

...well, never mind that! With the power that we hold, and the Stands we possess, we're unbeatable! If I can put that duck into a coma, what's a few more Stand users? The Urban Rangers will soon be nothing but stepping stones in a masterplan that's so coherent and logical that they won't even BEGIN to question our power! They'll be coaxed! Rused! Bamboozled! Even 「speckledorfed」by our amazing plans!

In fact, their defeat is so close, I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT!

(licking noises)

...man, my Stand does NOT taste good. So, if I can't eat it, then what does it do? Hmm...