Maddox and Carmen go through Maddox's third gate

<ProcyonDM> You drop out into A large flat plane nothing but a few mountains nearby. The fog up screws your view for anything past about hundred feet away. The mountains here smooth as they were in your other part of the land
<ProcyonDM> Monday. Also this is assuming that the other mountains were smooth
<ProcyonDM> Shit Siri why
<Maddox> lol
<ProcyonDM> they're lumpy*
<Maddox> and yeah. They were smooth steel giant mounds
<Maddox> so yeah
<ProcyonDM> Wait how giant?
<Maddox> foothill to mountain sized?
<ProcyonDM> Oh I thought they were uniform
<Maddox> They might have been
<ProcyonDM> They are now lol
<Maddox> not sure.
<Maddox> nbd, your land to rule now
<ProcyonDM> They're all about 10 ft give or take
<Maddox> 10ft mountains?
<Carmen_Chapman> Hahaha
<ProcyonDM> Mounds* I was trying to use Siri to get this going faster but it is not working well
<Maddox> lol
<ProcyonDM> In the distance, through the fog, you see one of these lumpy mounds just glowing bright blue-purple
<ProcyonDM> You wouldn't be able to see it otherwise but there it is
<Maddox> "Well, at least it's relatively flat."
<ProcyonDM> In the distance you hear and feel a rumbling
* Maddox starts walking towards the glowing mound in the distance
<Carmen_Chapman> "This.... kinda looX the same as where ur house is!"
<Maddox> "Yeah. It's all the same everywhere I think."
* Carmen_Chapman looX around, eyes darting back and forth scanning across the fog a bit nervously
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats that weird noise???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Didntchu say theres like giant monsters round here or somethin?"
<Maddox> "That was underground near the first portal.
<ProcyonDM> It's like a train in the distance
<Maddox> ".... I don't know what that sound is."
* Carmen_Chapman follows MaddoX
<Carmen_Chapman> "U checkin out that glowy shit?"
<Maddox> "Yeah, I think it's the best way to go."
<Maddox> "Unless we want to just wander around out here until we find a portal back."
* Maddox maddox's voice seems slightly tense
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs, following
<ProcyonDM> You approach theglowy mound
<ProcyonDM> seems like that's all it is
<ProcyonDM> The ground rumbles again
<Maddox> Does the rumbling seem stronger?
<ProcyonDM> It doesn't dispel though, it gets louder and louder
<ProcyonDM> Roll initiative quick
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20 initiative
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=8 ]{8}, [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
<Maddox> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {7}
<Maddox> You should probably roll for Maddox's dad
<ProcyonDM> Oh right
<ProcyonDM> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {5}
<ProcyonDM> Carmen, from 10 o c lock something massive is coming
<Carmen_Chapman> "HOLY FUCK GET OUT"
* Carmen_Chapman tries to grab MaddoX's and his dad's arms and run out of the way
<ProcyonDM> Your dad pulls ou back Maddox, straight back
<ProcyonDM> A massive crablike thing made of stone approaches
<Maddox> ((Custom mob? :O))
<ProcyonDM> It's like... the size of a big damn house
<ProcyonDM> Don't try fighting
<Maddox> It's behind us, right?
<ProcyonDM> No to the leftish
<Maddox> Got it.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck MaddoX this whatchu got here instead a super chill lizard peeps?!?!"
<Maddox> So we're probably running right.
<Maddox> "Just Bears! Never seen this before!"
<ProcyonDM> You can see on its back there's soemthing on it, but it comes out of the fog and pounces on the glowing rock
<ProcyonDM> It gets air too, and starts to eat the rock
<ProcyonDM> It's shredded in a matter of seconds
<Maddox> "HOLY CRAP"
<ProcyonDM> It then fades again into the fog
<ProcyonDM> There's nothing but steel mulch, mulch that you realize makes up the ground
<ProcyonDM> Gravel
* Carmen_Chapman listens to hear if the rumbling is getting quieter
<ProcyonDM> The rumbling fades entirely
<ProcyonDM> Btw the crap isn't as spindly as insects are
<ProcyonDM> It's like someone made a golem while looking at a crab
* Maddox inspects the metal shavings
<Maddox> "What...what?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "That was..... awesome!!!!!!"
<Maddox> "I am very glad right now that I am not a rock."
* Carmen_Chapman runs over to where the steel mound used to be to look at it
<ProcyonDM> Any bit of glowy rock is just gone
<ProcyonDM> Your dad is just speechless
<Maddox> "Okay. Note to self. Don't make glowing metal armor."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I tried to make that!!!"
<ProcyonDM> Glowy steel*
<Carmen_Chapman> "It was too Xpensive...."
<Maddox> "Im glad it was."
<ProcyonDM> Hey I'm going to change a quick fact it's , about circular and it's about the Diameter of a large car
<Carmen_Chapman> The stone crab thing?
<Maddox> The crab golem or the thing that ate the steel mound?
<ProcyonDM> The golem
<ProcyonDM> Crab
<ProcyonDM> Thing
<Carmen_Chapman> Wait was the crab golem not the thing that ate the steel mound?
<ProcyonDM> It was
<Carmen_Chapman> Ok that's what I thought
<Carmen_Chapman> "Welp"
<ProcyonDM> What do you do now?
<Carmen_Chapman> "Rando giant rock crabs are thing"
<Maddox> "Yeah."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Is this it?"
* Maddox looks around at the steel and fog
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno I was kinda Xpectin..... stuff."
<ProcyonDM> "I'm glad there isn't as much stuff"
<Maddox> "Looks like it. We need to find a return portal eventually though."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im gonna get lost just wanderin around in this fog shit!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Everythin just looX the same...."
* Maddox continues walking in the same direction they were moving previously, across where the mound used to be.
* Carmen_Chapman maXe a :| face
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs again, following
<ProcyonDM> You wander for a while, passing normal mounds but seeing nothing for a time
<ProcyonDM> Your dad points something out in the same direction the crab came from
<ProcyonDM> "What is that
* Maddox strains his eyes to look in the mentioned direction
<ProcyonDM> You see what looks like a 2~ story plateau
<ProcyonDM> You can't see much else in the fog
<Maddox> "Think something might be up there?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno!"
<ProcyonDM> As you approach you see a rope ladder painted grey
<ProcyonDM> "I hope it's just a weird plateau"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Probs not"
<Carmen_Chapman> "P much everythin in this game is crazy!"
* Maddox tugs on the rope ladder a bit to check its strength
<Carmen_Chapman> "I was Xploring round on my place like a pioneer n shit n I found a HUUUUGE pyramid with a lake inside!"
<ProcyonDM> You approach and now see another glowing rock far to your right
<ProcyonDM> You pull on. It and it seems solid
* Carmen_Chapman points at the glowing rock
<ProcyonDM> But when you do so a bear pops up and points a spear at you
<Carmen_Chapman> "Imma v--"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh!"
<ProcyonDM> He's covered in grey and was well canoflpuged
<ProcyonDM> Camp
<ProcyonDM> Camp
<ProcyonDM> Camouflage
<ProcyonDM> Ther we go
<Maddox> autocorrect is great.
<Maddox> Where is the bear?
<ProcyonDM> "Outsiders you pick a bad time to arrive. Be silent."
<ProcyonDM> On the plateau
<Maddox> So 20 feet up?
<Maddox> got it.
<ProcyonDM> You see the plateau is about 100 yards long
<Maddox> Somewhat quietly, I ask, "Bad time to arrive?"
<ProcyonDM> At the front of it is the glowing rock and suddenly anther crab appears
<ProcyonDM> "Take a look" he says
* Maddox spawns two telekinetic instances
<ProcyonDM> The entire plateau gets up on dozens of legs and ppunces on the crab
<ProcyonA> ah right
<ProcyonA> i should probably describe some more
<ProcyonA> So i said the word plateau repeatedly because the massive crab thing that the bear was on the back of was a bit sunken into the ground, like it had burrowed a bit to camoflouge itself.
<Carmen_Chapman> Not sure I follow
<Carmen_Chapman> The thing you referred to when you said "plateau" was actually a crab?
<ProcyonA> yeah
<ProcyonA> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDH9pox1j4
<Carmen_Chapman> So there's the big crab things we saw earlier a bit larger than a car
<ProcyonA> it had done this but not all the way
<Carmen_Chapman> and then this super huge one?
<ProcyonA> yeah
<ProcyonA> it seems like its the same species though
<Carmen_Chapman> Okay
<Maddox> So there's the crab that ate the mound
<ProcyonA> yeah
<Maddox> then there's this crap the bear is on that just ate another crab?
<Maddox> crab*
<Maddox> not crap lol
<ProcyonA> yes
<Maddox> got it
<Carmen_Chapman> We good to go then?
<ProcyonA> if yall are
<Maddox> yup
<ProcyonA> i didnt explaint his well
<Carmen_Chapman> no problem
<Carmen_Chapman> it makes sense now
<ProcyonA> ok good
* Carmen_Chapman immediately falls silent, mouth agape in awe
<ProcyonA> SO this crab is just eating the shit out of this other crab
* Carmen_Chapman looX back and forth in amazement between where the ladder was right in front of her and where it jumped to, watching the crab getting torn to shreds
* Maddox watches as well, fascinated.
<ProcyonA> While it eats the other crab, several bears you hadnt seen, all camoflouged, jump off its back and walk towards anothe rbear who had fallen off the smaller crab
<ProcyonA> he has a spear as well, made of bone and a sharp rock, and is trying to fend the attackers off. eventually he gives up and flees into the dark.
<ProcyonA> The bears then turn their attention to you guys.
<ProcyonA> They approach you, spears draw. they seem to knwo how to use them as well.
<ProcyonA> "Outsiders."
<Maddox> "Woah. We're not hostile."
* Carmen_Chapman turns to them in surprise
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah dudes put that shit away!"
<ProcyonA> they do after a while.
<ProcyonA> "We reserve the right to be suspicious" says the one in the middle.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fair"
<ProcyonA> Another comes up and says "They were found attempting to clim the rear starboard ladder.
<ProcyonA> "For what purpose were you mounting our crab?
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhh cuz we were curious whats up there???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Haha we didnt even know it was a crab u guys got us good!"
<ProcyonA> "Indeed, excellent work to our camoflogue artist."
<ProcyonA> two of the bears elbow another one in congratulations and the bear gives a toothy grin
<ProcyonA> "Now youve seen. ARe you satisfied?"
<Maddox> "Yes. Well, what were you doing that for? The crab meal?"
<ProcyonA> "our crab must eat. It is too large to subsist on the rock alone."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U guys were kinda mean to that other bear dude u chased off!"
<ProcyonA> "it protects our livlihood and we direct it to meals."
<ProcyonA> "We were merciful. If we had killed him it would have meant less competition."
<ProcyonA> "not everyone can say they do the same."
<ProcyonA> say they are merciful
* Maddox 's eyebrows go up, but he doesn't say anything.
<Carmen_Chapman> "So u guys got like competin gangs n shit?"
<ProcyonA> "Yes. Scarcity drives us."
<ProcyonA> "Only the strong survive."
* Carmen_Chapman sighs, kind of disappointed
<Maddox> "Does your crab also fight off the monsters?"
<ProcyonA> When he says that the other bears put their fist to their chest and then point it to the air.
<ProcyonA> "Indeed."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Soooo like... whaddya guys do out here?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its kinda empty n just foggy everywhere!"
<ProcyonA> "We hunt, primarily.
<Carmen_Chapman> "U eat roX too???"
<ProcyonA> "No, we eat mushrooms that grow on the backs of our crabs, and the small amount of fauna that congregate around the rocks."
<ProcyonA> "Water is found at certain watering holes."
<Maddox> "Wow. There really is nothing around here."
<ProcyonA> "It is a bleak life."
<ProcyonA> "The fog erodes any hope of permanent settlments."
<ProcyonA> "The monsters erode any hope of independence from these beasts"
<Maddox> "That really sucks. Well, have you ever seen a spinning circle in the air, glowing?"
<ProcyonA> "The air is rarely seen here."
* Maddox moves his hand up to about shoulder level.
<Maddox> "It would only be about this high."
<ProcyonA> "There are a few of those o the outer reaches of this land."
<ProcyonA> "they are left alone as the land which they reside in is barren."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Huntin n foragin n stuff sounds p hardcore like pioneers or some shit!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Kinda suX not aXually goin anywhere or anythin...."
<Carmen_Chapman> "U peeps just.... always ridin round on these crabs tryin to not get murdered?"
<ProcyonA> "We want nothing more than to be free of this, but yes."
<ProcyonA> "we have not enough time to search out any other answer."
* Carmen_Chapman turns and whispers to MaddoX
* Maddox scratches his head, feeling bad for them, but also not wanting to share his home with at least a couple dozen scrappy bears
<Carmen_Chapman> *u think those peeps in the city thingy u found could help?*
<Maddox> *Maybe? They had worse problems though. Maybe if these guys go and....*
<Maddox> *...never mind. There's no way anyone could beat that thing.*
<Maddox> "Well, could you point us in that direction?"
<ProcyonA> "We traditionally make a trip to the watering hole now."
<ProcyonA> "You may ride with us until then, then yes we will direct you but go no further."
<Maddox> "That is fine. Thank you."
<ProcyonA> Two bears get the ladder ready.
<ProcyonA> The rest filter away.
<ProcyonA> "Know this, though.
<ProcyonA> "Any misconduct will be treated with extreme offense."
<ProcyonA> "Do not betray my trust."
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Maddox> "Understood."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Okie"
* Maddox climbs the ladder, provided the bears seem ready for it.
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonA> You get a better view of the back of the crab and its quite a sight.
<ProcyonA> Its flat, very flat, and on it are what appear to essentially be amenities
<ProcyonA> THere are beds, several storage chests and tanks, and chairs and fireplaces
<ProcyonA> It seems the crab doesnt mind, and that the consorts live here.
<Carmen_Chapman> "This is a p sweet place u got up here!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "S like a whole village!"
* Maddox sits against the wall, too afraid to touch anything in fear of giving offense.
<Maddox> ((If there are no walls/railing, he sits against the side of the fireplace.))
<ProcyonA> There are actually no walls
<ProcyonA> No walls, no railings, no roof, no safety of any kind
<ProcyonA> You plop down near the fireplace and some of the bears come and chill too.
<ProcyonA> They just stare at you kind of
<ProcyonA> ((im gonna really quickly go grab something
<ProcyonA> wait no
<ProcyonA> nvm no im not
* Carmen_Chapman remains standing, looking around
<Carmen_Chapman> "Man u peeps are just not talkative!"
* Carmen_Chapman frowns
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whaddya peeps do when ur bored or if u wanna have some fun?"
<ProcyonA> They look at eachother awkwardly
<ProcyonA> "well..." one ventures, "We like carving rock"
<ProcyonA> They each pull out a small amount of what looks like marble
<ProcyonA> Some of them are carved to look like bears, or crabs, or underlings.
<ProcyonA> Thats it though
<ProcyonA> Theyve had a sad light
<ProcyonA> life
<Maddox> ((Sob story: the gate))
<ProcyonA> this wasnt supposed to be so depressing
<ProcyonA> but
<ProcyonA> i mean all thats in this land is fog and mounds so
<ProcyonA> i didnt have much option
<Maddox> fair enough :P
* Maddox sits there awkwardly, viewing the marble carvings
<Carmen_Chapman> "Nice!"
* Carmen_Chapman summons her captchalogue tree, rifling through the leaves
* Carmen_Chapman pulls off the leaf for the circus tent carving she made with Lizard Bob Ross
* Carmen_Chapman shows them the wooden carving
<Carmen_Chapman> "I like carving too!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Jus wood though Idk how to do roX"
<ProcyonA> They ooh and aah
<ProcyonA> "We can teach you!"
<ProcyonA> You notice now these bears... seem pretty smal
<ProcyonA> theyre kids
* Maddox turns to Carmen
<Carmen_Chapman> "Awesome!!!"
<Maddox> "We? I don't know anything about carving."
* Carmen_Chapman playfully punches MaddoX on the shoulder
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well now ur gonna learn!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Bout time!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs a bit
* Maddox shrugs, not feeling like more in this atmosphere
<ProcyonA> Shall we montage this bit because i know jack shit abuot carving
<Carmen_Chapman> Sure.
<Maddox> Sure.
<ProcyonA> The bear who waws talking to you walks up.
* Carmen_Chapman elbows MaddoX lightly, whispering to him as they go off to carve
<Carmen_Chapman> *try n be a bit happier im tryin to cheer them up!*
<Maddox> *I'll try.*
<ProcyonA> He looks on disapprovingly and says we rae here
<ProcyonA> "We are here."
<Maddox> "Thank you for the ride."
<ProcyonA> You notice the fog getting much lighter as the crab walks for a bit.
<ProcyonA> It becomes almost not even noticable and ytou find yourselves in a large lake.
<ProcyonA> Its water is a bit irridescent, but whenever anyone appraoches the lake, the iridescence leaves and backs up.
* Carmen_Chapman decaptchalogues a couple of the smaller wooden carvings she has and gives them to the younger bears as thanks for teaching her about carving
* Carmen_Chapman puts away her practice stone carving before standing up and watching their approach
<ProcyonA> There are several other crabs, even one bigger than this one
<Carmen_Chapman> "Daaaaaang"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats a big crab!"
<ProcyonA> The arrival of this crab seems important.
<ProcyonA> like its caused a bit of a stir.
<Carmen_Chapman> ((this crab being the one they're on right now?))
<ProcyonA> Several other bears approach it and regard it with respect.
<ProcyonA> ((yeah))
<ProcyonA> Theres about 50~ people gathered at the lake
* Carmen_Chapman waves hello to some of them, not saying anything lest she get in trouble
<ProcyonA> There are also tiny crabs, the size of normal earth crabs drtinking at the lake as well.
<ProcyonA> The bears wave back in curiosity.
<ProcyonA> Another grizzled looking bear approaches.
<ProcyonA> THe lead bear in this crab regards him and stands up straight
<ProcyonA> alrght time for a na,e
<Carmen_Chapman> name?
<ProcyonA> yeah i suck at names
<ProcyonA> They regard eachother.
<ProcyonA> "Sonny." Your captain says to the other captain.
<Carmen_Chapman> Bearnard
<ProcyonA> "Bearnard." He replies.
<ProcyonA> "Youre looking well." says Bearnard.
<Maddox> ((Laughing at that bear name. So perfect.))
<ProcyonA> "We've had luck, as, it seems, has Bearnard and sons."
<ProcyonA> "I cant complain."
<ProcyonA> "We've also befriended the players. Can you boast the same?"
<ProcyonA> sorry bearnard said that not sonny
<ProcyonA> "I see that you have, and perhaps, given time..." Sonny waves behind him and a bear approaches.
<ProcyonA> He proffers the object the bear gave him, and intricately carved piece of marble webbed with veins of the glowing rock.
<ProcyonA> Theres an ooh and ahh from the crowd that has gathred.
<ProcyonA> this is apparently a very generous gift.
* Carmen_Chapman also "oooh"s
<ProcyonA> "I would also have that honor." finishes sonny.
<Carmen_Chapman> ((the other bear is offering a gift to our captain or us to be able to befriend us?))
<ProcyonA> its a present, a token of respect and friendship to you guys
<ProcyonA> its up to you on how to accept it.
<ProcyonA> that wasnt very well described i admit
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wow that looX really pretty!"
<ProcyonA> The crowd waits to see if you accep tit.
* Maddox looks at Carmen
* Maddox looks back at the bear.
<Maddox> "What does this signify?"
<ProcyonA> "Nothing" says sonny. "It is simply a gift, call it a kickstarter foir our friendship."
<Maddox> "Very well. Thank you."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wow!"
* Maddox accepts the gift.
* Carmen_Chapman whispers to MaddoX
<Carmen_Chapman> *u got anythin we can give in return?*
<Maddox> *Uh...*
* Maddox pulls out his bookshelf, and rifles around.
* Maddox pulls out a slab of uncooked meat, decently large.
<Maddox> "I'm not sure if you'd like this, but here you are."
* Maddox puts away his bookshelf.
<ProcyonA> They marvel at the meat.
<ProcyonA> "we have heard tell of this delicacy, but never in my life..."
<ProcyonA> Sonny is floored by your gift.
<ProcyonA> These guys are going to be easy to impress.
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her captchalogue tree and pulls off a leaf for some Lightworks
* Carmen_Chapman turns to their captain Bearnard and Xtends a several of them to him
<Carmen_Chapman> "ThanX a ton for showin us around n gettin us here safe!"
<ProcyonA> They accept the gifts but seem puzzled.
<Carmen_Chapman> "These are for u guys to have some fun sometime!"
* Carmen_Chapman points to the little red string hanging from the bottom of each Lightwork
<Carmen_Chapman> "Be careful with those!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "When u wanna celebrate somethin or have some fun, you stick the lil stick thingy in the ground n then pull the red string"
<ProcyonA> "Then let us celebrate!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Stand back n itll make some pretty lights!"
<ProcyonA> He puts one at the ground at his feet, pulls it, and steps back.
<ProcyonA> What do they look liek?
<Carmen_Chapman> Basically like glittery bottle rockets
<Carmen_Chapman> They work the same too, they just make a bunch of colored light instead of an actual explosion
<ProcyonA> As it goes off, the entire crowd jumps back, in fear and aw.
<ProcyonA> e
<ProcyonA> want to try to spin this situation or shoud the crowd go
* Carmen_Chapman claps, grinning happily and cheering a bit
<Maddox> I'm fine with letting the crowd go, but we still need direction to the gate.
<Carmen_Chapman> ((what do you mean by spin this situation?))
* Maddox smiles a bit.
<ProcyonA> like try to excplain whats up
<ProcyonA> veryone freaks out a bit
<ProcyonA> runs in circles
<Carmen_Chapman> Oh
<ProcyonA> "What is this?
<Carmen_Chapman> "I made them!"
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I didn't realize people were freaking out))
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theyre for fun!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I hope u think theyre pretty"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theyre kinda scary at first if u havent seen them before!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "They big n flashy but they dont hurt!"
* Carmen_Chapman grins
<Carmen_Chapman> "U can use em to make pretty lights when u guys wanna have some fun or somethin!"
<ProcyonA> Bearnard thanks you for the gift and informs you that the gate is that-a-way.
<ProcyonA> even sonny seems less enthused about coming to see yoyu
<Carmen_Chapman> "ThanX a ton!"
<Maddox> "Thanks again."
<ProcyonA> They say youre welcome quite nicely.
* Maddox waves once, then moves to start heading over in the direction indicated
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonA> They wave
* Maddox and Carmen head off towards the gate, however far that may be.
<ProcyonA> Its quite a walk. let me roll a dice
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {8}
<Carmen_Chapman> dun dun DUN
<Carmen_Chapman> 8
<Maddox> gr8.
<ProcyonA> Ok, you guys pass a field, and see that even as you walk, a glowing rock is growing out of the ground
<ProcyonA> it slowly rises, and around it, several of the smallest crabs youve seen are squabbling around it
<ProcyonA> if yall want to intervene, feel free
<Maddox> I don't think we do
<Maddox> They're just crabs getting food.
* Carmen_Chapman steers clear of the mound, lest she get trampled by a car-sized crab
<ProcyonA> THe crabs slowly kill each other until all but one is left.
<ProcyonA> It sits on the mound and feasts.
<ProcyonA> You pass the mound, and reach the gate
<Carmen_Chapman> "Where does this go???"
<Maddox> "Back. I'm suprised we weren't stopped by anything."
<Maddox> "Well, it probably goes back."
<Maddox> "That's where the other one went."
<Carmen_Chapman> "So.... were just gonna go back home?"
<Maddox> "I don't know.
<Maddox> But it's good that we know how to get back now."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dontchu wanna like.... meet the bear peeps n stuff???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theyve probs got important stuff for u to do like my lizard friends!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Or... Xplore!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We could be super fuckin baller pioneers"
<Maddox> "Yeah. Let's keep going."
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno... goin home after all this just seems kinda lame!"
<Maddox> "Just have to keep track of where this is."
* Maddox looks around for anything poking out of the fog
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatcha lookin for?"
<ProcyonA> damn this was a really sparse land i really should have added more stuff
<ProcyonA> feel free to roll perception i guess
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {20}
<ProcyonA> ok
<Maddox> "Anything. Any kind of marker, or interesting thing."
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+2 perception
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+2 -->  | [ 1d20=11 ]{13}, [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
<ProcyonA> you see a weird swirling in the fog, not like the usual environmental swirling, but a downdraft
<ProcyonA> like a ripple from a rock
<Carmen_Chapman> "We could always go back to the bear peeps n chill with them"
<Carmen_Chapman> "See anything?"
<Maddox> "Just some strange swirling. Almost like a draft. I wonder if there's some kind of wind over there."
<Maddox> "It also might be a liiitle bit awkward going back, given the whole fanfare we did leaving."
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "Wanna go check it out?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I see whatchu mean it looX kinda cool!"
* Carmen_Chapman heads over towards the swirling fog
* Maddox follows
<Carmen_Chapman> *to get a closer look
<ProcyonA> Theres a indent and entrance to a cave
<Maddox> "Huh. Well, this is more like what I've seen before."
<Maddox> "You want to go in?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Like the city?"
<Maddox> "Well, closer to the surface. I found a cave in the other portal that had a bear living in it."
<Maddox> "Watch out for traps though. They seem to like those."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hell yeah lets check it out!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just a min lemme get somethin"
* Carmen_Chapman summons her captchalogue tree
* Carmen_Chapman flips through the leaves and branches
<Carmen_Chapman> "Fuck"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Why do I always do this shit!"
* Carmen_Chapman grabs a small branch and snaps it off
* Maddox looks a bit concerned.
<Maddox> "You forget something?
* Carmen_Chapman grabs the flashlight as it is decaptchalogued
* Carmen_Chapman groans as a shower of stuff falls to the ground that was in all of the attached leaves
* Carmen_Chapman picks up the water bottle, first aid kit, healing gel, laptop, and lightworks from the ground
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Here. You should have one a these"
* Carmen_Chapman hands MaddoX a Healing Gel with Antivenom
<Carmen_Chapman> "It like... instantly heals u like magic or some shit"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Also gets rid of any poison!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "After I like.... conked out in that last fight"
<Maddox> "Wow. That's really cool actually!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Probs be good for me to not have all of them"
* Maddox makes a copy of the code for good measure, and captchalogues it.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Cant heal myself if Im fuckin passed on on my face!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs tenuously
<Maddox> "Yeah..."
* Carmen_Chapman captchalogues the rest of the stuff
<Maddox> "..That's probably a good call."
* Maddox pulls out one of the laser disco balls, turning it on and using it like a lantern.
* Carmen_Chapman turns on the flashlight
<Carmen_Chapman> "Finally. Ugh."
* Maddox creates a telekinetic instance to hold the disco ball.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im so bad at keeping track of whats in that tree dude"
* Carmen_Chapman hops down into the entrance of the cave, looking around with her flashlight
<Maddox> "Yeah, that seems hard. I only have to manage a bookcase."
<ProcyonA> There is a very short path and you find a bear, turned away from you
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yo!"
<ProcyonA> It doesnt turn.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sup dude?"
<ProcyonA> Its in the middle of the path.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatcha doin down here? This like a secret chill spot or somethin?"
<ProcyonA> NO response.
<Maddox> "... Hello?"
<ProcyonA> No response.
* Maddox looks around for anything else off.
<Carmen_Chapman> "U... okay?"
<ProcyonA> Nothing else looks strange.
<ProcyonA> Its just a path.
<ProcyonA> its creepy because its a cave.
* Carmen_Chapman looX around for a pebble or something on the cave floor
* Maddox telekinetically pokes the bear
<ProcyonA> Theres gravel as usual.
<Maddox> "Gave it a small poke."
* Carmen_Chapman piX up a small pepple
<ProcyonA> He doesnt respond but feels like a normal bear
<Carmen_Chapman> "Oh?"
<Maddox> "Weird..."
* Carmen_Chapman lightly lobs the pebble at the bear
<Carmen_Chapman> "U there buddy?"
* Maddox goes around to the front of the bear, carefully
<ProcyonA> Its a statue.
<Maddox> "It's a statue."
<Maddox> "That's a bit creepy."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhh"
<ProcyonA> THe statue of the bear is smoking a cigarette, and is incredibly, incredibly lifelike.
* Maddox scratches his forehead nervously.
* Carmen_Chapman goes up to the bear and poXe it
<ProcyonA> its a statue. doesnt react.
<Carmen_Chapman> What does it feel like?
<ProcyonA> Hollow, made of some ashy, porous material.
* Carmen_Chapman recoils in surprise
<Carmen_Chapman> "Augh!"
<ProcyonA> You get some on your fingers.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its all fuckin ashy n shit!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What the hell???"
<ProcyonA> Oh it feels like rock, no give.
<Maddox> "What? That's weird."
<Carmen_Chapman> "How the hell does a bear get like this???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theres like... no fuckin way this s just a normal statue someone made"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U cant fuckin carve fur like that!"
<Maddox> "...."
<Maddox> "I really hope it is..."
<Maddox> "Like Rembearant or something."
<ProcyonA> ((good one))
<Carmen_Chapman> "How do u think it got here???"
* Carmen_Chapman shines her flashlight further into the cave
<Maddox> "No clue. Maybe it's like some kind of entrance decoration?"
* Maddox follows Carmen
<ProcyonA> The cave opens up into a cavern, and the light doesnt shine past.
* Maddox slowly enters the cavern
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whoooooaaaaaaaa"
* Maddox looks around the cavern as well
<ProcyonA> The cavern apperas to be an old, dried up watering hole.
<ProcyonA> there is a clear shore of finer gravel, and around it are dozens of statues.
<Maddox> "Woah."
<ProcyonA> Theyre in states of normalcy, talking, smoking, doing business, or relaxing.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Uhhhhhhhh"
<Maddox> "Clearly this area used to have a lot more life in it - they smoked and did business. And apparently made statues.
<Maddox> "But wow, this work is amazing."
<ProcyonA> Some appear to be workign on or with large, similar statuesque crabs like the ones youve seen.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Thats like.... totally cool"
<ProcyonA> These have more aesthetically pleasing gear on them, and are generally smaller.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Crabs here too!"
<ProcyonA> No one seems outfitted for war.
<ProcyonA> No spears, etc.
<ProcyonA> roll  perception
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20+2 perception
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+2 -->  | [ 1d20=14 ]{16}, [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
<ProcyonA> The lake is slowly filling up.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whoooooaaaaaaa"
* Carmen_Chapman goes around to look at some of the statues and crabs closer
<Carmen_Chapman> "Some a these crabs are kinda cute!"
* Maddox watches the lake, in case it starts flooding too much
<Carmen_Chapman> "Peeps look so friendly!!!"
<Maddox> "Seriously. What happened?"
<Maddox> "Everything is so empty and fought-over now."
<ProcyonA> Grey, clear water is filling up, slowly and inexorably
<Carmen_Chapman> "S just what happens"
<Maddox> "We might want to watch that water level..."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Everythin goods gotta end ventually"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Things are goin fine"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Peeps get greedy"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Shit starts gettin scarce"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Peeps start teamin up to fight over whats they want"
<Carmen_Chapman> "What happened is probs just life u know"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Shit happens sometimes"
<Maddox> "I mean, it might."
<ProcyonA> Theres a ripple in the lake.
* Carmen_Chapman continues looking around the cavern, marveling at the water flowing in
<Maddox> "But it takes a lot to destroy all natural resources."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whats goin on out there?"
* Carmen_Chapman points to the lake
* Maddox walks around the growing pool, moving towards the exit side in case it starts accelerating
<Maddox> "I'm not sure... let's be ready to get out of here in case things go too far south."
<ProcyonA> The lake is getgin close to the shore and the water increase is slowing down.
<ProcyonA> Theres another ripple, bigger this time
<Maddox> "...Monster?"
* Carmen_Chapman puts on her Pearl Tinted VR to see if she can see anything under the water
<ProcyonA> Theres a massive octopus lukring at the bottom of the lake
<Carmen_Chapman> "Holy shit!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Theres a huge ass octopus thingy in the lake!"
* Carmen_Chapman hops over towards MaddoX
<Maddox> "How did that get in there?!"
* Maddox draws his Axesabers, still off, just in case.
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno it just lives there or somethin?"
<ProcyonA> it begins to rise toward the top of the lake.
<Maddox> "There wasn't any water here a second ago!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Its comin up!"
* Carmen_Chapman baX up from the shore
<ProcyonA> IT suddenly erupts from the water.
<ProcyonA> Yous ee it in its full glory.
<Maddox> "Holy crap!"
* Carmen_Chapman laughs in amazement
<Carmen_Chapman> "Hahaha WOOHOOOO!!!!!"
<ProcyonA> It has a shield shaped "face" in the center, surrounded by many tentacles all around. They constantly move as if theyre udnerwater even when they arent. the thing is grey with blue and purple highlights
<ProcyonA> It makes a yell like a whale call.
<ProcyonA> give me your character sheets i need to get an idea of how much hp i can give ths thing
<Maddox> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BXte7Wx15Jnm4RbD7lI2b47f5rI7kL4uQOZAOcktiJU/edit#
<Carmen_Chapman> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U4yuzPqNFcP6wwnj1U2aNBxIEQtfbDgirIBHSGPDwsQ/
<ProcyonA> Ok
<ProcyonA> At the moment its just watching you, with tentacles swirling
<ProcyonA> are yall looking right at it
* Carmen_Chapman is looking at MaddoX
<Carmen_Chapman> "U think its got somethin to do with those statues???"
* Maddox is staring at the giant Octopus
<Maddox> "I don't know! Maybe?"
<ProcyonA> roll constitution
<Carmen_Chapman> "I dunno bout octopus thingies but Idk if they can carve shit like that!"
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {18}
<ProcyonA> Ok you feel like somethng is drawing your energy in.
<Maddox> "OH CRAP!"
<Maddox> "THIS THING MIGHT HAVE A MEDUSA EFFECT!"
* Maddox immidiately looks away
* Carmen_Chapman grabs MaddoX's arm and pulls him towards the cave entrance
* Maddox goes along with it
<ProcyonA> WHY DO YOU FLEE
<Maddox> We gotta prep outside the cave
* Maddox looks at Carmen
<Maddox> "Think we can kill that thing?"
<ProcyonA> that was the octopus doing its shout thing
<Maddox> Maddox doesn't know that.
<Carmen_Chapman> ((wait))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((those all caps were something it said?))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((I thought that was DM Alex yelling because there weren't quotes :P))
<Maddox> ((Same.))
<ProcyonA> whoops
<ProcyonA> its basically like inside of you
<ProcyonA> like someones talking inside your head
<Carmen_Chapman> "AHHH FUCK!!!"
<Maddox> ((Most quiet dad 20XX))
<ProcyonA> ((oh fuck))
<Carmen_Chapman> "DONT LAY A FUCKIN MIND THINGY OR TENTACLE ON HIM THATS WHY!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> ((oh I forgot he was here))
<Maddox> ((lol))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((in that case Carmen would try and grab his arm too if he was nearby))
<ProcyonA> ((looool))
<ProcyonA> "THis is not safe lets get out of here no getting turned into statues!!"
<Maddox> "Of course it isn't safe!"
<Carmen_Chapman> ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpZtaH2LADM))
<ProcyonA> "I knew this was a bad idea!!"
<ProcyonA> lets retcon your dad saying this is a bad idea as you guys went in there.
<ProcyonA> good music
* Maddox looks at Carmen again
<Maddox> "I think we figured out what happened."
<ProcyonA> "No crap kids lets turn around!"
* Carmen_Chapman continues to head back outside the cave
* Maddox follows, not wanting to attack it alone.
<ProcyonA> COWARDS, YOUR LIFE IS MY BIRTHRIGHT
<ProcyonA> RETUUUUUuuuurnnn...
* Maddox eyesbrows shoot upwards again
<Maddox> "Holy crap! That's creepy!"
<ProcyonA> YOur dad is covering his ears and wincing
<ProcyonA> "Please lets leave"
<ProcyonA> You hear a commotion outside.
<ProcyonA> You continue outside i guess?
* Carmen_Chapman continues to pull them towards the cave exit
* Maddox continues to the exit, sabers still off in his hands
<ProcyonA> Outside there is a clustering of 3 crabs of middling size, but not exactly small.
<ProcyonA> About a dozen bears brandishing spears and differentiated tribal gear.
<ProcyonA> They see you come out and several come up to you
<Maddox> "What is that octopus?"
<ProcyonA> "Outsiders, you fools"
<Carmen_Chapman> "The fuck dude!"
<ProcyonA> Another says, "the kraken has inhabited this lake since the fall of this land
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dont call us fuckin fools when nobody told us shit bout giant fuckin medusa octopuses!!!"
<ProcyonA> "We did make  amistake here, we grant, but i insist."
<Carmen_Chapman> "The fuck is it doin down there????"
<ProcyonA> "Please stay away from here, you are not strong enough."
<ProcyonA> "we do not know. None have been able to resist its stone gaze for long enough to reason wothj it."
<Maddox> "That's... terrifying."
<ProcyonA> "it is, and its appearance likely caused this world's fall
<Maddox> "Wait, what? It's that... wow."
* Maddox blinks several times, glad they got out of there
<Carmen_Chapman> "The fuX an octopus gotta do with u bears makin fuckin gangs everywhere?"
<ProcyonA> A grizzled bear says "Scarcity breeds conflict"
* Carmen_Chapman elbows MaddoX and whispers to him *told ya so*
<Carmen_Chapman> "Well duh"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sounds kinda like an Xcuse though! Whats that down there gotta do with whats up here???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Just dont fuckin go down in that hellhole n ur good!"
<ProcyonA> "this place used to be fertile and lush"
<ProcyonA> He picks up some of the gravel on the ground and shows it to you
<ProcyonA> Its the same porous material.
<Maddox> "Did it medusa the whole area or something?"
<ProcyonA> "That watering hole used to be the seat of commerce and business, but when the kraken petrified the grass that covered our world, the rest of the world went with it."
<Maddox> ((Not sure if this is like denizen mini-boss, or there isn't actually a denizen :p ))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((could be that the denizen caused it or something))
<ProcyonA> miniboss beccause the denizen is supposed to be over the etnire land right?
<Maddox> Yeah, pretty much. Deep underground or whatever.
<Maddox> Gate 7
* Maddox turns to Carmen, and whispers
<Maddox> "We totally need to come back and kill that thing."
<Maddox> "Not sure how though. Maybe we wear goggles and I make a stronger weapon?"
<ProcyonA> yep
<ProcyonA> "If you could survive an encounter with this beast, perhaps you could vanquish it as well""
* Carmen_Chapman nods but shrugs in response to MaddoX's question
<Maddox> "Maybe. We need to be better prepared though."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im not gonna go swimmin with a fuckin huge flaming chainsaw!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im not just gonna wait on the beach for it if it turns peeps to roX!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Gotta got some cool shit or somethin I guess"
* Maddox nods, looking at the bears
<Carmen_Chapman> "Soooooo whatre u guys up to?"
<ProcyonA> The bears are milling arund nervously, all armed to the teeth
<Maddox> "You... you don't want to fight it right now, do you?!"
<ProcyonA> One of the smaller ones: "Waiting for you to leave so we can leave with honor as well"
<Maddox> "Oh."
<Maddox> "That's significantly more sane."
* Maddox looks at Carmen
* Carmen_Chapman is a little perpleXed
<Maddox> "Well, lets go, then."
* Maddox starts heading off, back in the direction of the gate
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonA> The bears begin to mount their crabs and ride away.
<Carmen_Chapman> "Where u goin?"
<ProcyonA> "away from this retched place"
<ProcyonA> "So much was lost here."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Welp."
* Carmen_Chapman hops off to follox MaddoX
* Carmen_Chapman whispers to him as they walk off
<Carmen_Chapman> *fuckin loads a fun those peeps geez dude*
<Maddox> "Yeah. Figure out why I was in a real bad mood when I got to your place yet?"
* Maddox briefly sticks out his tongue.
<Maddox> "At this point I'm doing everything I can to stay more upbeat"
* Carmen_Chapman gives MaddoX a couple solid pats ont the back
<Carmen_Chapman> "U keep doin that dude"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U n me both"
* Maddox keeps an eye out for crabs and monsters, but is a bit more relaxed.
* Carmen_Chapman follows
<ProcyonA> ((so opinions on increasing the number of fights? I can throw in a fight before you leave here))
<Maddox> ((That would be great.))
<Maddox> ((Also, Daddox is still here.))
<Carmen_Chapman> ((what a name))
<ProcyonA> ((fuck i keep forgetting about him))
<ProcyonA> "Lets follow their lead and get out of here"
<Maddox> "To the portal, then."
<ProcyonA> "Where does this one go?"
<Maddox> "Home."
<Maddox> "Well, probably."
<Maddox> "The last two we found out in the middle of nowhere did."
<ProcyonA> "lest get out of this hellhole"
<ProcyonA> "its dark and foggy and what even are thse things"
* Carmen_Chapman nods quietly
* Carmen_Chapman follows
* Maddox continues towards the portal.
<ProcyonA> He follows you
<Maddox> Do we make it, or is there a combat, or what?
<ProcyonA> Yeah there is
<Maddox> cool
<ProcyonA> im just really quickly writing up some stats
<Maddox> got it.
<ProcyonA> Ok
<ProcyonA> Before you get to the gate, you enter an area where there are far more glowing rocks than usual.
<ProcyonA> You can see maybe 4 at any given time when one was an uncommon occurance bfore
<ProcyonA> A crab jumps onto a rock not far away and begins to eat it
<Carmen_Chapman> "Shit!"
* Maddox watches in fascination
<ProcyonA> This one, however, seems wild, it has no bears on it, seems to be of middling size, and looks much rougher than the other crabs
<ProcyonA> even though the domesticated ones seemed to be combat scarred, this one outdoes them with gouges, scars, and only 7 legs. it also looks more feral, savage, and wild than the others
<ProcyonA> It jumps on, not noticing you
<ProcyonA> Your dad also doesnt seem to notice hes walking kind of towards it
<Maddox> "Shouldn't you step back a bit?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah dude watch it!"
<ProcyonA> HE hasnt noticed
<ProcyonA> And as you say that, he looks up and jumps, letting out a quiet but perceptible shout
<ProcyonA> The crab snaps its head area to pointing towards yu
* Maddox whispers, *Wonderful.*
<ProcyonA> IT advances.
<ProcyonA> STRIFE
<ProcyonA> Roll intiative
<ProcyonA> your dad has disadvantage
<Maddox> !roll 1d20
<Maddox> Oh, huh
<Carmen_Chapman> no dice
<Maddox> dicebot is down
<Maddox> lemme fix that real quick.
<ProcyonA> drat
<ProcyonA> also something to note about this crqab
<ProcyonA> its like a fiddler, one claw is big
<ProcyonA> the other lil
* Kaiserbot[Dice] ([email protected]) has joined
<Maddox> I'll look into the bug that crashed it later.
<Maddox> looks like its related to direct messaging.
<Maddox> so avoid that for now.
<Maddox> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {1}
<Maddox> rip
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 2#1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=9 ]{9}, [ 1d20=12 ]{12}
<ProcyonA> !roll 2#1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+1 -->  | [ 1d20=10 ]{11}, [ 1d20=17 ]{18}
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {7}
<ProcyonA> Ok order: maddox, daddox, creb, carmen
<Carmen_Chapman> ?
<Carmen_Chapman> How did you get that?
<ProcyonA> daddox has disadvantage
<ProcyonA> he spooked
<ProcyonA> wait
<ProcyonA> i looked at that wrong
<ProcyonA> lol swich maddox and carmen
<Carmen_Chapman> How far away is it?
<ProcyonA> Less than a full move action for everyone except daddox
<ProcyonA> i assume hes not in great shape?
<Carmen_Chapman> Who?
<ProcyonA> daddox
<Carmen_Chapman> Idk
<Carmen_Chapman> You're the person who's basically been making his story so far :P
<ProcyonA> that is true
<Carmen_Chapman> They haven't fought anythign since they met up
<ProcyonA> but if maddox has a thought about it, i will defer
<Carmen_Chapman> And they did rest to eat a meal together
<Carmen_Chapman> So at the very least he would probably have healed over a short rest
<Maddox> He's in pretty trash shape
<Maddox> he was sleeping off near-death bullet wounds from a mech ogre two or three days before Maddox left
<Maddox> Only lived because of a quick Ember google for medical info and a good medicine roll from Maddox
<ProcyonA> Got it
<Maddox> and then according to you he fought off the entire start-game imp wave by himself
<ProcyonA> thats what i was thinking
<Maddox> so yeah, probably not lol
<Carmen_Chapman> It depends on the game though
<ProcyonA> im gonna give him say 45 hp?
<Carmen_Chapman> Because an even shorter time ago, Carmen was doing the same thing with a huge amount of burns and slash wounds
<Carmen_Chapman> and now she's at full health after a short rest and some good medicine rolls
<ProcyonA> that is true
<ProcyonA> but he also doesnt sound like a particularly in shape person
<Carmen_Chapman> Yeah
<Carmen_Chapman> Something I've done in D&D games before
<Carmen_Chapman> for very severe wounds like that
<ProcyonA> whereas carmen seems to be?
<Carmen_Chapman> Say they heal fully, but that their max HP is reduced for some time while they recover
<Carmen_Chapman> So that could be for Daddox the case
<Carmen_Chapman> You could justify a lot of different HP levels
<Carmen_Chapman> But Brennan's point still stands that he was recently near-death and he hasn't had super great medical treatment since then
<ProcyonA> the dm guide actually has a guide to major pains
<Carmen_Chapman> Oh haha
<Carmen_Chapman> I forgot I wrote that
<ProcyonA> oh
<ProcyonA> i was talking about the dnd 5e dm guide
<Carmen_Chapman> Ah okay that makes more sense
<ProcyonA> but its major stuff
<ProcyonA> like
<ProcyonA> scars
<Carmen_Chapman> I didn't remember putting a section in the RPGStuck DMG about major injuries yet
<ProcyonA> lose eye
<ProcyonA> yeah anyway
<ProcyonA> Carmen
<ProcyonA> the crab doesnt seem nice
* Carmen_Chapman steps fowards to be in front of MaddoX and his dad, between them and the crab
* Carmen_Chapman pulls out her Flaming Heart's Lightsawclub and revs it up
* Carmen_Chapman glares at the grab, and readies herself should it approach
<Carmen_Chapman> That's a readied major action to attack it should it move towards them
<Carmen_Chapman> Minor action to intimidate I guess
<ProcyonA> Its glowing
* Carmen_Chapman speaX to MaddoX and his dad
<Carmen_Chapman> "Stay back maybe itll leave us alone"
* Carmen_Chapman revs her chainsaw at the crab
<Carmen_Chapman> "U wanna mess with us???"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dontchu fuckin dare just go right back to ur tasty roX dude"
<ProcyonA> alright roll to intimidate
<Carmen_Chapman> "Im gonna put a flamin chainsaw in your face if u lay a hand on any of us!"
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+13
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {30}
<ProcyonA> christ
<Maddox> lol
<Maddox> That's a 30. On intimidate.
<ProcyonA> yep
<Carmen_Chapman> Indeed.
<Maddox> I'm pretty sure everyone's terrified at this point.
<ProcyonA> and i cant find the feat
<ProcyonA> wait
<ProcyonA> nvm found it
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
<ProcyonA> ok so its not a total disaster
<Carmen_Chapman> It is frightened though
<Carmen_Chapman> Since 30-18 >= 12
<ProcyonA> you nly deal 12% more damage, its frightened, and your intimidation bonus is increased by 2 for3 rounds
<ProcyonA> wait
<ProcyonA> fuck what am i dooing
<ProcyonA> its just fightened
<Carmen_Chapman> Yeah
<Carmen_Chapman> It has disadvantage on ability checks and attacks while it can see Carmen
<Carmen_Chapman> And it can't move closer to her willingly
<Carmen_Chapman> For 2 rounds
<ProcyonA> Got it
<Carmen_Chapman> End turn
<ProcyonA> Its freaking otu
<ProcyonA> that it?
<Carmen_Chapman> Also I think Daddox goes first
<Maddox> yeah
<ProcyonA> Ye
<ProcyonA> He pushes in front of you and lowers his spear
<ProcyonA> "Kids get t-to the gate"
<Maddox> "Dad, stay back! Carmen's got it scared stiff!"
<ProcyonA> He doesnt advance, and its the crabs turn
<Carmen_Chapman> "Yeah we all just gotta go to the gate now!"
<ProcyonA> Itedges around the rock and hisses at you.
<ProcyonA> maddox's turn
<Maddox> I pull out my axesabers, keep them off, and start heading towards the gate, being careful to not pass Carmen
<Maddox> I keep facing the crab
<Maddox> end turn
<Carmen_Chapman> So major to move too?
<Maddox> yeah
<Carmen_Chapman> "K MaddoX is headin over there lets go dude"
<ProcyonA> He starts following maddox, getting in front as well, but hs huffing and puffing to keepup
* Carmen_Chapman moves to follow Maddox, heading towards the gate
* Carmen_Chapman continues brandishing her chainsaw at the crab as she goes
<Carmen_Chapman> "U stay back there!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U leave ur tasty roX n mess with us ur gonna be in a world a hurt!!!"
<Carmen_Chapman> So that's her major action to move too
<Carmen_Chapman> Minor to continue the intimidation
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+13 intimidate
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {18}
<ProcyonA> IT still stays on the outskirts...
<ProcyonA> for 2 rounds
<ProcyonA> then it advances, its resolve steeled
<ProcyonA> we're going to say that it used its turn to do this
<Carmen_Chapman> We get another round of double moves in before that happens though, correct?
<ProcyonA> yes
<Carmen_Chapman> Okay so we've made 120 feet of progress towards the gate
<ProcyonA> but the gate is say... 3 more move actions
<Carmen_Chapman> Okay, so current status is it is able to move towards is now, it's about 150 feet away, and it's Maddox's turn?
<Maddox> I keep moving, backwards, facing the crab
<ProcyonA> yes that is correct
<ProcyonA> Ok, you still back up
<ProcyonA> it is within one move action
<ProcyonA> carmen
* Carmen_Chapman does the same movement with Maddox's dad as the past two rounds
<Carmen_Chapman> So following Maddox with two moves again
<Carmen_Chapman> So the crab is ~200 feet (~6-7 move actions) away and the gate is one move action
* Carmen_Chapman continues trying to menace the crab now that it seems able to attack them
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+13
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {18}
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
<ProcyonA> its scared but not terrfied
<Carmen_Chapman> Yeah
<Carmen_Chapman> So it has a -2 penalty to attack Carmen for two rounds, and that's it
<ProcyonA> Are you attacking it or that it?
<Carmen_Chapman> Using the major action to move again
<Carmen_Chapman> It's like 6 move actions away she can't attack it
<Carmen_Chapman> Rip no ranged weapons
<ProcyonA> got it
<Carmen_Chapman> end turn
<ProcyonA> Daddox also moves
<ProcyonA> The crab charges at you, and attempts to attack maddox
<ProcyonA> whats your ac?
<Maddox> 13
<Carmen_Chapman> It can move that far in one move action?
<ProcyonA> IM saying it can
<Carmen_Chapman> Okay :)
<ProcyonA> because crabs are fast motherfuckers
<Carmen_Chapman> They are huge things with tons of legs
<ProcyonA> he attacks maddox
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
<ProcyonA> and misses
<ProcyonA> The gate is in sight
<Maddox> My turn?
<Maddox> or Daddox's?
<ProcyonA> Yall can probably make
<ProcyonA> it
<ProcyonA> yours
<Maddox> Reacting to this giant Crab in my face, I slice it a few times!
<Maddox> Major:
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+4 --> [ 2d8=5 ] | {9}
<Maddox> Minor:
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8 --> [ 2d8=4 ] | {4}
<Maddox> Then I keep moving away from the crab, still facing it.
<ProcyonA> wait do ties go to the attacker or the deender
<Carmen_Chapman> Attacker
<ProcyonA> then yeah hit
<ProcyonA> it takes a ton of damage, but its a solid beast
<Maddox> end turn
<Carmen_Chapman> So he's at the gate now?
<Maddox> I don't enter the gate yet if I'm there.
<ProcyonA> yeah maddox manages to get to the gate
* Carmen_Chapman frowns, not really wanting to try her new chainsaw on solid rock
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dude ur aXes seem wrecked or anythin from the roX???"
<Maddox> "Nope! Not really a solid."
* Carmen_Chapman shrugs
<Carmen_Chapman> "I told u to leave ur fuckin claws off of him!!!"
* Carmen_Chapman sweeps her chainsaw at the crab
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {25}
<ProcyonA> roll to hit
<ProcyonA> golyl
<Carmen_Chapman> luck roll
<ProcyonA> You hit it right in the face
<Carmen_Chapman> How much damage does it do?
<Carmen_Chapman> The previous weapon was 3 damage dice and 3d2 burn for 2 rounds
<Carmen_Chapman> Base damage seemed the same for this one, but burn and passion effects weren't specified
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d12+6 base dmg
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d12+6 --> [ 3d12=17 ] | {23}
<ProcyonA> ok we'll say another... d10? for passion
<Carmen_Chapman> Sure we can do that for now and talk numbers later
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d10
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d10 --> [ 1d10=1 ] | {1}
<Carmen_Chapman> I assume burn doesn't do anything since it's a rock
<ProcyonA> Nope
<ProcyonA> Ok it takes the blow right in the damn face
<ProcyonA> It still going strong
<ProcyonA> what now?
* Carmen_Chapman grabs MaddoX's dad's arm
<Carmen_Chapman> "K its not fuckin flinching lets get to the gate!!!"
<Maddox> "Got it!"
<ProcyonA> Your dad charges it
<ProcyonA> "GET TO THE GATE"
<ProcyonA> he jumps on the crabs back
<ProcyonA> he tries to hop onb
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
<ProcyonA> he manages it lol
<Carmen_Chapman> "The fuck are u doing????"
<ProcyonA> He pulls out his spear and stabs it down the face
<ProcyonA> "GET TO THE GATE!!"
* Maddox also yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
<ProcyonA> !roll 2#d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<ProcyonA> !roll 2#1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+1 -->  | [ 1d20=10 ]{11}, [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
<ProcyonA> despite advantage from the fact that hes on its back, he clips a rock and the spear doesnt manage it
<Carmen_Chapman> "Get the fuck down here n get outta here with us!!!! We right fuckin next to the gate!"
<ProcyonA> The thing tries to knock daddox off
<ProcyonA> str vs dex
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {16}
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+1
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {11}
<ProcyonA> HE gets knocked off, onto the ground
<ProcyonA> the thing tries to do a leg poke, twice
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
<ProcyonA> it hits once
<ProcyonA> golly
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
<ProcyonA> just once
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d4+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {5}
<ProcyonA> your dad takes 5 damage, and it is again maddox's turn
<Maddox> "You idiot!"
* Maddox runs towards the crab and his dad, attacking it once more
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
<Maddox> and misses, somehow.
<Maddox> I swing again
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
<Maddox> and miss again.
<Maddox> "This thing's shell is solid!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "No shit!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "ALL three of us just need to get to the fuckin gate!"
<ProcyonA> his dad is pretty clearly crying
<ProcyonA> "I just wanted to help!"
<ProcyonA> hes got a pretty decent gash on his side
<ProcyonA> maddox, anythign else?
<Maddox> I don't have any actions left.
<ProcyonA> Then carmen's turn
* Carmen_Chapman reaches down to MaddoX's dad to pull him up and help him away from the crab
<ProcyonA> if you want to try to drag him all the way to the gate, roll strength
<Carmen_Chapman> Is he not attempting to get up at all?
<ProcyonA> He'll help you out, but youre going to mostly be dragging
<Carmen_Chapman> Okay
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 strength
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
<ProcyonA> surprsingly, that was the dc
<ProcyonA> you barely manage to drag him out of the way and into the gate, him sobbing the hwole time
<ProcyonA> as soon as they dissapear, the crab turns to maddox
<Maddox> just a sec
<ProcyonA> kk
<Maddox> so how far was the gate?
<ProcyonA> less than a move action
<Carmen_Chapman> Wait, also Carmen wasn't going through the gate
<Carmen_Chapman> Waiting next to it for MaddoX
<ProcyonA> oh
<Carmen_Chapman> Holding onto his dad
<ProcyonA> well now the crab us just closer to maddxo
<Carmen_Chapman> Yup
<Maddox> free actions can happen whenever, right?
<Carmen_Chapman> yes
<Maddox> I use Flashstep five from my current position, ending up adjacent to Carmen, right at the gate.
<ProcyonA> very smoothj
<Maddox> 25' traveled, 15 PP used.
<Carmen_Chapman> Is that on Carmen's turn?
<Maddox> Yeah.
<Carmen_Chapman> Dang, I forgot flashstep was a free action :P
<ProcyonA> You all manage to get to the gate
<ProcyonA> are you guys going through?
<ProcyonA> dads a bit limp at the moment
<Carmen_Chapman> "Finally!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "U good MaddoX?"
<Maddox> "Yeah. Didn't get hit at all."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Sweet"
<ProcyonA> "I gotta he-help i gotta"
* Maddox looks at Carmen, then his dad
<Maddox> "I think he needs to go through."
<Maddox> "But we could probably finish this thing."
* Carmen_Chapman looX a bit surprised
<ProcyonA> "No i can help! Son i know i can !'
* Carmen_Chapman glances back and forth between MaddoX and his dad
<Maddox> "We got only seconds."
<Carmen_Chapman> "Whatre we gonna do?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "Ur kinda havin a hard time standin dude"
<Carmen_Chapman> "So whatre we doin MaddoX?"
<Carmen_Chapman> "We dont got time to chat"
<Maddox> "Get him through!"
* Carmen_Chapman shoves MaddoX's dad into the gate
<ProcyonA> HE falls through and evrythnig gets a lot more quiet
<Carmen_Chapman> "Dang dude!"
<Carmen_Chapman> "I knew u got some rebel in ya!"
* Carmen_Chapman playfully punches MaddoX's shoulder before turning towards the crab
<Carmen_Chapman> "I like it!"
* Carmen_Chapman grins widely
* Maddox nods, turning quickly before the crab starts moving
<Carmen_Chapman> end turn
<ProcyonA> ALright
<ProcyonA> it attacks again after 3 seconds
<ProcyonA> It goes after carmen this time
<ProcyonA> !roll1 1d20+4 big ol pincer
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
<Carmen_Chapman> Miss
<ProcyonA> And its a miss
<ProcyonA> and because it can, it attacks agin with its lil pincer
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
<ProcyonA> and htis
<ProcyonA> !roll1 2d4+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {11}
<ProcyonA> and deals 11 damage
<ProcyonA> maddox, your turn
<Maddox> I run around it, hitting it once on the side
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d4+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d4+4 --> [ 2d8=3 ][ 1d4=2 ] | {9}
<Maddox> Them lowrolls
<Maddox> I continue moving behind it, hitting it again from behind
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d4 --> [ 2d8=2 ][ 1d4=1 ] | {3}
<Maddox> wow.
<Maddox> end turn
<Carmen_Chapman> Dang
<ProcyonA> 12 damage, solid
<Carmen_Chapman> That was so many 1s
<ProcyonA> not horrible though
<ProcyonA> Carmen, your turn
* Carmen_Chapman remains where she is, attacking the crab again with her chainsaw
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {7}
<Maddox> ...
<Carmen_Chapman> Well that didn't hit
<Maddox> Dice is feeling kind today.
<ProcyonA> maybe for mr cranb
<ProcyonA> that it?
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+13 intimidation
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+13 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {31}
<ProcyonA> jesus crist
<ProcyonA> we need to decide upon some serious restrictions
<Carmen_Chapman> Yeah when the skill savant thing rolled around, it made this feat a lot better
<Carmen_Chapman> We should revisit numbers balance sometime
<ProcyonA> indeed
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> Error: Invalid Expression
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {15}
<ProcyonA> well
<ProcyonA> still terrified
<Maddox> +13 is crazy.
<Carmen_Chapman> To be fair though, the two times that roll happened it was like a natural 18 on a d20
<Carmen_Chapman> But yeah savant gives a huge skill bonus
<Carmen_Chapman> which is why that got reworked in later rules version
<Carmen_Chapman> s
<Carmen_Chapman> end turn
<Carmen_Chapman> check/attack disadv for 2 rounds
<Carmen_Chapman> movement shouldn't matter since everyones next to everyone already
<Carmen_Chapman> Crab's up
<ProcyonA> The crab can not attack
<Carmen_Chapman> ?
<ProcyonA> it cant advance on you
<ProcyonA> and it needs to do that
<Carmen_Chapman> I thought both Carmen and MaddoX were adjacent to it
<Carmen_Chapman> since they each just attacked it from melee range
<Maddox> Yeah.
<ProcyonA> alright
<ProcyonA> then it attacks maddox
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
<ProcyonA> and misses and attempt his follow up
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
<ProcyonA> and hits
<ProcyonA> !roll 2d4+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {9}
<Carmen_Chapman> Doesn't it have disavantage from the intimidation?
<Maddox> Against Carmen, no?
<Carmen_Chapman> The intimidation penalty is only against carmen
<Carmen_Chapman> but if the intimidation is effective enough to cause the frightened status effect
* Maddox grunts in pain, but doesn't stop moving
<Carmen_Chapman> being frightened is against anyone
<ProcyonA> got it
<ProcyonA> so it rolls again
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
<Carmen_Chapman> hits anyways
<ProcyonA> and htis gain lol
<ProcyonA> 9 damage
<Maddox> My turn?
<ProcyonA> yep
<Maddox> I continue running around it, swinging twice more
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d4+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d4+4 --> [ 2d8=5 ][ 1d4=1 ] | {10}
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
<Maddox> !roll 2d8+1d4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d8+1d4 --> [ 2d8=5 ][ 1d4=2 ] | {7}
<Maddox> Still lowrolling, but at least I'm hitting :P
<Maddox> I end up only a few feet from Carmen again, having gone around the entire crab
<Maddox> end turn
<ProcyonA> making some good circles
<ProcyonA> Carmen, your turn
* Carmen_Chapman attaX again
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {18}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d12+1d10+6 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d12+1d10+6 --> [ 3d12=21 ][ 1d10=3 ] | {30}
<Carmen_Chapman> end turn
<Carmen_Chapman> (unless something unusual happens)
<ProcyonA> nah he just takes a huge hit
<ProcyonA> hes looking more rough now
<ProcyonA> whomever is in front
<ProcyonA> so carmen
<ProcyonA> speaking of
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
<ProcyonA> well thats a miss
<ProcyonA> and his second attack
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
<ProcyonA> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
<ProcyonA> and thats  ahit
<ProcyonA> !roll 2d4+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {10}
<ProcyonA> 10 more damage
<ProcyonA> it starts to skitter away
<ProcyonA> and if we were playing regular dnd i guess yall'd have an opporunity attack
<ProcyonA> whcih i guess you can do
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 1d20+6 attack
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {17}
<Carmen_Chapman> !roll 3d12+1d10+6 damage
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 3d12+1d10+6 --> [ 3d12=22 ][ 1d10=9 ] | {37}
<Maddox> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
<Maddox> miss
<ProcyonA> it doesnt matter, he has died
<ProcyonA> anyway i gott run
<Maddox> cool
<Maddox> see ya
<Carmen_Chapman> Talk to you later
<ProcyonA> take grist/exp from 1.5 liches
<ProcyonA> yall are dms im sure you know how to get it
<ProcyonA> each
<Carmen_Chapman> We can talk numbers on weaponsa and feats later
<ProcyonA> yes
<Carmen_Chapman> Cool we'll roll now
<Carmen_Chapman> You can head out
<Carmen_Chapman> We can paste roll results in the chat for you to see later
<Maddox> I wrote a program to generate grist and HP for mobs for C4
<Maddox> pretty sure grist hasn't changed, so I'll get those.
<Maddox> So base
<Maddox> 531 Build
<Maddox> 167 T1
<Maddox> 45 T2
<Maddox> 15 T3
<Maddox> 0 T4
<Carmen_Chapman> For one lich?
<Maddox> Yeah
<Carmen_Chapman> Okay
<Carmen_Chapman> So you can do that twice more
<Carmen_Chapman> and then we'll split it
<Maddox> cool
<Maddox> 505
<Maddox> 148
<Maddox> 45
<Maddox> 20
<Maddox> 4
<Carmen_Chapman> maybe we'll get some T4
<Carmen_Chapman> nice
<Maddox> 496
<Maddox> 160
<Maddox> 50
<Maddox> 11
<Maddox> 10
<Carmen_Chapman> 375 XP each
<Maddox> Sweet
<Maddox> Ey, level 11!
<Carmen_Chapman> So we each get 766 build, 238 T1, 70 T2, 23 T3, 7 T4
<Maddox> sweet