ChannelpointQuotes

'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt',
'The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits',
'My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine',
'I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early',
'High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead',
'If you love something set it free. but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes'.,
'Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible',
'When we talk to God we’re praying. When God talks to us we’re schizophrenic',
'Can You Hear Me Calling You ? I'm A Friend Who You Have Never Met Before',
'If you’re too open-minded your brains will fall out',
'Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else',
'When a man opens a car door for his wife it’s either a new car or a new wife',
'I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap',
'Always go to other people’s funerals otherwise they won’t come to yours',
'Secrets are like herpes. If you got them you might as well spread em around',
'We all make choices.. but in the end our choices make us',
'Technically you're not supposed to use an elevator in a fire. But that might not apply during a zombie apocalypse',
Nobody is perfect... That is of course until you fall in love with them',
'If you can't come in from the cold then you gotta grow ice over your heart',
'Don’t ever stop. Always keep going no matter what happens Even when life is unfair don’t give up',
'A famous explorer once said that the extraordinary is in what we do. not who we are',
'A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. So just take it step by step',
'No matter how dark the night. the morning always comes',
'Don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened',
'People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do',
'Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country',
'If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty',
'One good thing about music. when it hits you. you feel no pain',
'Don't worry about a thing... Because every little thing is gonna be alright',
'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak',
'Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair',
'I’m sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn’t know it was a secret',
'Excuse me miss.. you’ve got a bit of face on your make up',
'You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen',
'I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse',
'You are like the first piece of bread.. everybody touches you but no one wants you',
'You look like something I’d draw with my left hand',
'Always wear cute pajamas to bed.. you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams',
'Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light',
'The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It’s what you’re made of. Not the circumstances',
'Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go. just remember how far you have come',
'Turn your wounds into wisdom',
'Always be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the m is silent',
'Never let anyone treat you like you’re regular glue. You’re glitter glue',
“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving isn’t for you',