Pomp Joins the Gang

[Pomp eats out with Ojou in a completely non-sexual way]
*takes place after the yakuza boss lair and pomp's awakening*

>mc and ojou are sitting in class during a break making idle chitchat

>the class suddenly becomes quiet when the door slides open and an imposing figure struts in

Pomp: 'Scuse me.

Punk Ass Bitch: Hey, isn't that-?

Punk Ass Bitch's Bud: It is! What's he doing here?!

Pomp: Ah.

>pomp's attention suddenly focused on the two girls in the corner of the room as he shuffled over to them

Pomp: Yo, so ya were in the same class after all.

Ojou: Do you need something?

Pomp: 'At's a helluva way to say hi.

Ojou: Oh, I'm sorry, would you prefer that I get on my knees and beg you not to beat me up?

Pomp: Geez, if yer just gonna bitch at me I'll leave.

Ojou: That's something coming from you, Mr. lapdog.

Pomp: Hm, ah, sorry I didn't hear ya, I think I got somethin stuck in my ear.

Ojou: Hmf, why did you even bother coming here if you're just going to act like a dick?

Pomp: Oh man, it's really deep in 'ere, I-I can't hear a word yer sayin.

Ojou: Ugh, you ass.

Pomp: *under his breath* Stuck up bitch.

Ojou: What the hell did you just say?!

Pomp: Tch.

Ojou: Don't you click your tongue at me!

Ojou: If you've got something to say then say it to my face!

Pomp: It ain't like I get anythin outa callin you a bitch, everyone else's already said it.

Ojou: Excuse me?!

Pomp: I mean, callin someone like ya a bitch at this point's barely an insult.

Pomp: Yer the type'a chick who ain't got a fun bone in 'er body.

Pomp: Maybe 'ats why yer always 'round MC Clyde, cuz ya can't have any fun yerself.

Ojou: Clyde?

Pomp: Aye, 'ats you.

Ojou: My name isn't Clyde.

Pomp: 'Tis now.

Ojou: Uhhhhhhgg...

>ojou slammed her head on the table and let out a low growl

Pomp: *turning to mc"* What's her issue?

MC: >You're her issue.

    >Who knows.

    >>Maybe she's hungry.

Pomp: Ha! I'll bet!

Ojou: *muffled screaming*

Pomp: Guess I'm right on time then.

Pomp: I- well...

Ojou: Hm?

Pomp: I wanted to thank you two for the other day...

Pomp: Everythin that happened in there was weird as hell...

Pomp: But, you two helped me out, even though ya didn't need to.

Pomp: So, uhhh...

Pomp: I figured I'd treat ya to some food, or something.

Ojou: Ohooo~ Was that your idea, or Junkie's?

Pomp: Hmpf, figures you'd pipe up soon as I offer ya food.

Ojou: H-hey!

Pomp: I'll be chillin out on the roof after classes end, so if ya want somethin meet me there.

Pomp: See ya.

>immediately after he left the room, loud, boisterous conversation erupted from the students, most of which were comments about him and the girls he approached

Ojou: God, what an absolute ass.

Ojou: Can you believe him? Walking up to us like we're friends just because he helped us once.

Ojou: What a pompous bastard.

Ojou: ...

Ojou: He uh...

Ojou: He did offer to buy us food right?

Ojou: It, um...

Ojou: It would be rude for us to refuse I think...

>ojou looked to the ground in shame, as her stomach slowly began to overpower her mind

Ojou: I guess we could let him thank us, right MC?

MC: >It wouldn't hurt.

    >You pig.

    >>Do you think we'll get to eat sausage?

Ojou: Sa-

Ojou: Sausage~

>ojou sat absorbed in her own food fantasies until class resumed

>after school, on the roof

>the roof was empty save for two second years sitting idly by

Junkie: Heyyy Pomp-

Junkie: They are comin right?

Pomp: *sigh* I dunno Junkie.

Junkie: Phooooo~

>the girl sunk her head into her hands as she stared longingly at the door to the roof

Pomp: C'mon don't get like that.

>the larger lad ran his fingers through her hair and pat her head as he did so

Junkie: Heheee~

>as the two sat together, the doors eventually slid open, and two girls walked onto the roof

Junkie: Ah! Ojouuuuu!

Ojou: Hiiii~

>the small girl lunged into the pompous girl's arms and the two swung about as the large boy stood up

Pomp: Looks like yer hungry then.

Ojou: Dooon't get the wrong Idea Pomp!

>ojou settled junkie back on the ground after spinning with her for a bit

Ojou: I'm only here to accept your gratitude, I have no interest in being overly friendly with you.

Pomp: Sure sure...

Pomp: So, where d'ya wanna go Clyde?

Ojou: Agh, I told you-

Pomp: If ya don't make a decision now I'ma just take ya to the school cafeteria.

Ojou: Gah!

Pomp: Clock's tickin.

Ojou: W-Wild Duck Burger!

Pomp: ...

Junkie: ...

Ojou: ...

MC: >...

    >...

    >...

Ojou: It-

Ojou: It's been a while since I had it, so...

Pomp: Pffff!

Ojou: Ah!

Junkie: *snort*

Ojou: Junkie?!

Junkie: I-I'm so-Hehehehe-

Ojou: Ah!

Pomp: Ghaahahahahahahaaa!

Ojou: S-stop it!

Ojou: Can we just go?!

Pomp: Pfaahahahhahahahhaah!

Ojou: Nghhhhh...

>the party of four laughed themselves all the way to the wild duck burger, before settling down when they took their seats

Junkie: Ojou don't feel bad, we didn't mean anything by it.

Ojou: ...

Pomp: Oi, hurry up an' order somethin. I ain't got all day ta be sittin 'ere.

>ojou slowly picked up a menu as junkie called over a waiter

>when they arrived, everyone gave their orders with ojou whispering it to the waiter from behind her menu

>after the waiter left

Pomp: Ohhhh, ya decide to pig out er somethin?

Ojou: W-what?!

Pomp: If ya were just gettin a burger ya wouldn't a' been all sneaky with it.

Pomp: Ya get'a double cheeseburger or somethin?

Junkie: Pomp that's rude.

Pomp: Agh, yea, yea.

Ojou: *sigh* I just wanna eat my food.

Pomp: Yer really that exited about a burger?

Junkie: Pomp...

Pomp: *sigh* Right, right.

>the table sat in silence for a few more moments before junkie spoke up

Junkie: Sooo, um...

Junkie: Is now a good time to ask about what happened the other day?

Junkie: It's not like I'm gonna force you guys or anything, but, y'know...

Ojou: Hmm, I guess we owe you an explanation for all that huh?

Ojou: It's, well, it's kind of hard to explain.

Ojou: I guess, it started about a week ago...

>ojou proceeded to explain their awakenings in the distorted resort they found themselves trapped in, and the strange creatures that attacked them

>after she finished explaining

Pomp: Holy fuck.

Junkie: Pomp!

Pomp: Agh, right, but seriously, did'ja figure out what those things were?

Ojou: *sigh* No, in fact, that weird shop from the other day is the only other time we've been in a lair.

Junkie: Um, you said lair a few times back in that place too. Is that what they're called?

Ojou: It's just something the guy who trapped us called it, I don't have a clue what they actually are.

Ojou: But...

Ojou: Whatever they are, I don't want to just sit around and do nothing about it.

Pomp: Huh, I figured someone like ya wouldn't give a damn 'bout stuff like that.

Ojou: I...

Ojou: After we escaped that place, I knew I couldn't stay the way I was, I knew I had to change something...

Ojou: And I knew I couldn't keep on the way I was treating MC.

>ojou gave mc a look that was a mix between grief, confusion, and an apologetic nature

Ojou: Whatever those "lairs" are, I know they can't be good, and I can't just let them stay the way they are.

Pomp: Well, look at that.

Ojou: Do you have something you want to say?!

Pomp: Hmf, it ain't like I got any interest in bein some sorta ally of justice with this shit.

Pomp: But I can't let it go either.

Junkie: Pomp, you mean...

Pomp: I get ya not wantin to hang 'round a dude like me, an' I ain't interested in hangin with ya either.

Pomp: But, it ain't like I can just sit around while that sorta shit's happenin 'round here.

Ojou: So then...

Pomp: I ain't about to be runnin into every shithole I find tryna' beat on some weirdos.

Pomp: I'd rather be runnin with a real crew on this, y'know?

Pomp: Like that, I ain't against runnin with you two.

>a silence filled the table, until the young girl sitting next to the large lad yelled in excitement and latched onto him

Junko: Take-kun!

Takeyoshi: Gah! Dammit Junko Get offa me!

Junko: I knew you'd come around!

Takeyoshi: Q-quit it! We're in the middle of a- Ghyaaa!

Ayumi: Pfff! Look at you two, how cute~

>as take and junko continued playing across the table, ayumi leaned in close to their leader

Ayumi: Even so, maybe having someone like him around wouldn't hurt.

Ayumi: Don't you think so, Tomoko?

Tomoko: >I guess so.

        >It'll be nice to have more people to work with.

        >>I'm still hungry.

Ayumi: Now who's only thinking about food?

Junko: Ah! That's our waiter!

>on que, their waiter appeared with three trays of food, and a single max sized fountain drink

Takeyoshi: Huh? Ya seriously just ordered a drink?

Takeyoshi: I figured ya would've ordered a whole cart o' grub.

>as if speaking of the devil, the waiter returned with two full trays of food, packed to the brim with various meals

Ayumi: Ah, that's mine!

Takeyoshi: W-what the hell...

Ayumi: You did say to order whatever I wanted right?

Ayumi: The food's on you so I didn't worry too much!

Takeyoshi: Ahhhhhh...

>the sound of a wallet being drained could be heard along with boisterous conversation between the teens, as a new found resolution washed over them