Bucket- WonkaFondant

He pulled off the curtain and revealed a cake. It was shaped like Mr. Bucket's head, but was clearly made out of cake.

"You-cake?" asked Keerthi.

"Yes," said Mr. Bucket. "But that isn't special. A good baker can make a cake look like anything."

"So what's special about it?" asked Tide.

"You tell me!" said Mr. Bucket. "Children, do any of you know what the frosting is made from?"

"My scanners say fondant," said Lim. "Disgusting."

"Yes!" said Mr. Bucket. "This is fondant! But it's WonkaFondant."

"What the fuck is that?" asked Chili. Before anyone could answer, he pulled the nose off the cake and ate it. Keerthi, Tide, and Lim all screamed together.

"Chili!"

"No!"

"It's fondant! You can't eat it!"

He chewed and swallowed. "Tastes fine to me. Shut up."

Keerthi's jaw dropped. She watched him reach for another bite and turned to stare agape at Mr. Bucket, who was smiling. She broke off a tooth and took a small, nervous nibble.

"No! It's impossible! There is no way! No way! This can't be real!"

"It took thousands of tries, but I finally did it. Yes! Children, this is it! I have created fondant that doesn't taste like shit."

- Chapter 13: The Cake Room