The doctor, Harley Quinn and Posion Ivy

*Everything distorted or muffled*

Ivy: OK my babies, make sure you keep hold of him nice and tight. You can come in now Harley.

Harley: Oh Puddin. How ya feeling? *Pause* Ivy! I didn't want him to be some hypnotized zombie slave! I just wanted to know how he really feels.

Ivy: Relax Harley. It's only temporary. *blow. Distortion clears up* Feel better now Doctor? *pause* Relax. You're not in trouble. You heard about Joker, right? Well, poor Harley isn't really cut out for the single life. She's all mopey and lonely. She needs someone to take care of.

Harley: *giggle* And I know how much you like me taking care of you.

Ivy: *laugh* Struggle all you want Doctor. Batman himself couldn't break out of those vines.

Harley: Not that you really want to get out, right Puddin? 'Cause you know I know you know I know you like me.

*pause*

Ivy: Seems your little boytoy isn't as into it as you remember Harl.

Harley: That's OK. He's just being professional. We can't really expect him to start dating a former patient without at least a little hesitation.

*pause*

Ivy: Rape is such an ugly word. Just because you were drugged it doesn't mean you didn't want it.

Harley: Exactly! That's why Ivy's here. So we can.. clear the air and move forward in our relationship.

Ivy: You see, lover boy, Harley's got herself a Joker shaped hole in her head. (H: Mhm.) She needs someone to be the centre of her little universe, and, for some reason, she's decided it's going to be you.

Harley: *pouty* I'm real sorry about last time, but you can't really blame me, right? I'm certified insane, remember? It's not fair to hold me accountable for my actions. You can forgive me, right?

Ivy: So, here's what we're going to do. I've been working on this very special pheromone, just for you and Harley. Not only will it make you tell the truth, but it will force you to access everything in your subconscious. You'll tell us how you really, truly feel without all that pesky guilt or shame or anything like that getting in the way. *blow* Well then. Moment of truth. Go ahead Harl.

H: *Clear throat* So Doc.. do you want to be my Puddin? *Pause* Really!? Oh Puddin! *lots kisses*

I: *Over kissing* Congrats Harley.

H: Thanks Red! You're the best. *Kiss on cheek* Umm. Could you give us some alone time. I think we'd like to celebrate.

I: No way Harl. You dragged me across the country, then all over the city to find where he lives. Then we had to wait for three hours for him to get home. I'm not leaving now we've finally reached the fun part.

H: Really? Well, OK. Let me just.. Puddin? Would you like it if Ivy joined us in celebrating? *pause* Yeah? Do you want Ivy's plants to let you go? *pause* (confused) No?

I: *Laugh* Remember that for later Harl. Seems the good doctor enjoys being tied up.

H: Aw, man. Finding out could have been fun. Turn off the truth telling thing before you spoil any more sexy secrets.

I: Sure thing Harl. *kiss*

H: (Playful) Ivy.. did you just give my man one of those kisses that make guys super horny but not able to cum until you say so?

I: (playful) Why Harley, I think I just may have.

H: Oh dear. Just look at it. Poor baby. Don't worry Puddin. Nurses Harley and Ivy are going to take real good care of you.

(both blowjob improv)

I: *After a while, between sucking* You know Harl.. I think.. I'm starting to get why you like this guy.

H: Mmm. This is nothing. You should see what he can do with *his* mouth.

I: Really?

H: Be my guest. I've got my hands... *suck* I mean my mouth full.

I: You heard the girl, Doctor. Show me what you've got. (receive oral improv) That's right. Lap up that sweet nectar.

H: *after while* He's good, isn't he?

I: Mmhmm.  Get up here Harley.

H: You don't have to tell me twice. (get into position) Ready Puddin?

I: He's a little busy to reply Harl, but I think his cute little thrusts tell you everything you need to know.

H: (start Sex improv) I forgot how big you are. How good this feels.

I: What are you doing all the way over there Harley? (Kissing each other)

*Both orgasm after a while*

I: Mmm. That was good.

H: *proud of Doc* Yeah it was. Want a turn?

I: You don't mind?

H: Mind showing off how fucking AWESOME my Puddin's cock feels? What do you think?

I: Well then. Time for round two Doctor. (sex moan improv)

H: *giggle* You look like you're enjoying that.

I: I am. Fuck! When was the last time I fucked a guy like this?

H: A guy like Puddin?

I: No. I mean tied up and.. never mind. *moaning*

H: Mmm. That feel good Puddin? *Kisses* But I know what you really want are *these* babies. Ivy? Could you loosen his arms a little. I want to feel his hands on my tits.

I: Whatever you say.

H: Mmm. That's better. Touch them. Suck them. Bite them. (Moans) Listen to her Puddin'. Listen to her moan as she bounces on your cock.

I: *After some time, Orgasm*

H: Feeling jealous of me yet Ivy?

I: Almost, but what about you? You're looking a little left out Harl.

H: Wga? Ivy?! What are you..?! Get these things off me!

I: Now Harley. Don't struggle. Let me just.. (rummage) Now where is it.. Did you really need to bring so many sex toys? Ah! There it is.

H: Oh no. Not "the big boy." Can't I just fuck Puddin some more?

I: *amused* Oh, Harley. What makes you think he won't be fucking you?

H: (pause) In my mouth?

I: Guess again.

H: Oh, fuck! LUBE! Lubelubelubelube.. *gagged*

I: That's better. Well Doc. You've got a cock. I've got a strapon. Let's make this happen. Go and lube up. Now Harley. Do you remember, oh, a couple of years ago? When we were robbing those banks together? And how you left me get captured because you ran off to get back together with.. you know who?

H: *Gagged* Mmhmm.

I: Well, this.. *sex moan* this isn't payback.

H: *Gagged, trying to say "it isn't?"*

I: Nope. *He* is. *DP*

H: *Gagged moans and screams*

I: Come on Doc. Really give it to her. Don't worry about breaking her. It's too late for that. Fuck the crazy out of her.

H: *spit out vine* I just want to say that I AM FUCKING LOVING THIS! Fuck me! Fuck ME! Ivy! Puddin! *Orgasm*

I: There.. Don't you feel better now Harley?

H: Oooohohoh, yeeaah. Can you get these vines off me? He looks like he's about ready to pop and I don't want it all to myself. *gets off, gives a few sucks*

I: You ready Doctor? Cum for us! Cum for us now!

H: *laugh* That's it Puddin. Blow your hot, sticky load all over us.

*Harley and Ivy kiss, lick cum off each other and suck it off the cock*

I: Mmm. That really was fun Harley, but I need to have a word with you. In private. *blow*

H: Awww. Look at him. He's so cute when he's sleeping.

I: It will wear off in about an hour. I need to get going.

H: You sure you can't stay?

I: Tempting as that is, I've got things I need to do.

H: Well, if you're ever in you're the neighbourhood, feel free to pop in so the three of us can "catch up."

I: Sounds good. (Joking) Maybe I'll ask if Selina wants to join.

H: (sincere) Ooh! Now that *would* be fun. Maybe I'll save that for his birthday.

I: Uhuh, sure. So what are you planning to do now?

H: Well, I guess I should hand myself in. If I stay out of trouble and show I'll be less dangerous if I'm with him, they've got to let me go eventually. I mean, he *is* a doctor. It'd be like releasing me into his custody or something.

I: *chuckle* Who would have thought it? Harley Quinn, giving up the life of crazy clown fangirl.

H: I'm not giving up nothin'. It's just from now on I'm *his* crazy clown fangirl.

I: Of course you are. I've just got one question though.

H: Yeah?

I: What would you have done if he'd said no?

H: Hmm.. Probably ask you to permanently brainwash him into loving me and then run away together.

Ivy: Uhuh.. I thought so..