Off To See The Lizard

At a very certain age, you find people have a groove.
I always took it easy, nothin much to prove.
Cuz I'ma drunken pirate, always itching to screw.
A sailor I was, wild the wind blew.
But on a day of romance, I get lonely too.
Had a knack for pickin chicks, that was my prime.
Cuz all the single men know a good time.
Then sat a brune, who I hadn't clue.
If she came for me or the really nice view.
When suddenly she said, "You a Buffet fan?"
And back I asked, "This shirt or the tan?"
She giggled and said, "Just the way you look.
A page right out of his book.
Now, you came for a good time, that much is true.
But how'd you like somewhere else, just me and you?"
Now I wasn't against some frisky compan-ay
S'pecially when we can skip the foreplay
But out around the bar she lead me out
And down this rocky island route.
And when I paused to ask, "Where're we goin."
She shook her ass and said, "It's better showin.
We're going where the moans are heard,
Off we go to see the Lizard."
Through the leaves and jungle dense.
Down the river and over a fence.
I said, "You sure of where we are?"
She smirked, "Better than that bar."