Eng Justice League Dark (2017)

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Well, just great!

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No, not the presentation.
That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me.

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Do you realize how much
this is going to cost?

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Not in money, which
I have plenty of, but in...

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What the...

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Get away from me! Get away!

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Help me. Someone help!

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Stay away!

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What are you doing?

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Look out!

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Wonder Woman! Save me! Save me from them!

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- From whom?
- Demons.

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They're everywhere. Don't you see them?

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I see only one.

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I'll ask you one last time.

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What did you do with my family?

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Steven, it's me, Gloria!

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I'm your wife.

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These are our children.

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You're not my family!
You killed them, just like the others.

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Now it's your turn.

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- No one's dying here tonight.
- It's not me you should be stopping.

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It's them. Look at them!

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Look at them!

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It's just like the neighbors.
Go to my shed. You'll see I'm right!

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What have you done?

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Let me help you.

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It's not my fault.

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I've given birth to the devil.
It's the devil!

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You're tired. Give me the baby.

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You don't want to hurt her.

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I'm sorry.

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These crimes were committed
by law-abiding citizens.

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They all claim to have seen
nightmare visions beforehand.

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- Any clue what's causing it?
- No idea.

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The one week I fill in for Jordan,
and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster?

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The same pattern is repeating
around the world,

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so there could be an overriding factor.

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Perhaps a paranormal element.

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Are you talking about magic?

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We've come up against
magic before, Batman.

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- Xerxes, Trigon, Felix Faust.
- Even Shazam's powers are based in magic.

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With as much as you've seen,
can you rule it out?

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The criminally insane
don't need magic as an excuse.

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I recommend spending more time
on the streets instead of flying over them.

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He's even friendlier than they say.

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Bollocks! In what bloody plane of
existence does four of a kind lose?

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Too, too bad, Constantine.

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Have you gained weight?
It looks good on you.

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What say you let your soul mate
play a few hands, Jason?

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Maybe he'd change my luck.
He'd definitely be less mopey than you.

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John Constantine, the man
who perfected the bad idea.

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The only reason I came
to this dung heap of a casino

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is to find a relic to keep
that monster locked away forever.

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Boys, boys! You're boring me.
Let's play, shall we?

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My luck's running
as hot as me naughty bits.

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But our next group of friends is due
to arrive, so it's time to bust you out.

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Copperfield's coming. Presto changeo!

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Woman in a box. In a box.

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Yeah, he's classy, unlike you.

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Are they implying David Copperfield,
television magician, has true power?

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Owns a chain of islands and dated
Claudia Schiffer. What do you think?

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No cards for me, and...

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Looks like you can't call
my bet, Constantine.

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By my rules, you lose.

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- I raise.
- With what?

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- Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits.
- Not two bits.

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I'm betting the House,
the House of Mystery.

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And since I'm including everything inside,
it looks like you're the one

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that can't call, Abnegazar.

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Well, what do you say, boys?

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I like the action.

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I call.

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Really? A chipped Dreamstone?

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I'm out.

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Broken knick-knacks for the House of
Mystery and its contents? Are you mad?

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I've got a working soul catcher.

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That's Ogid's Eye Spiker?

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And the Garazi.

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So even if that very magical Dreamstone
doesn't work, it's still a big-ass ruby.

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I'd be a poor sport indeed
if I didn't accept your fair wager.

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Hell. Now, that's
a losing hand for the ages.

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Now, read them and...

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- What?
- Do they have an eye doctor in hell?

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- I'd make an appointment if I was you.
- You cheated!

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Technically, we both cheated.
I just did it better.

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- I'll rip your bloody heart out!
- Sorry, mate, I'm using that.

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Situation here, Jason.
It's time to call your better half.

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Sorry, John, you're on your own.

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Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts
and feed them to you, Constantine.

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Gone, gone, the form of man.

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Arise the demon, Etrigan!

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Once more with words of metered rhyme

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comes Etrigan the Slayer just in time.

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Easy now, brother.
We're on the same side, right?

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Let's use our words.

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Are you having a laugh?
We're the Demons Three.

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Kill everyone!

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You will pay, Constantine.

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Your soul will be ours.

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Get in line, you prats.

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Your ass is grass, Constantine.

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And we're the lawnmower.

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Since the battle's fought and won,

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Jason Blood with me is done.

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For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan,

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fighting to keep him from coming forth,
and you forced me to summon him.

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Everything got sorted.

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He could have gone on a killing spree.
You don't think.

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- You don't consider the cost.
- Yeah, I did.

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Weighed it against my being eaten alive
and thought, "Yeah, totally worth it."

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You're a world class bastard, John.

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And for my finale, I will make this
terrible trio of terrifying Tantors

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vanish before your eyes.

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I hope those elephants survived.

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You don't want PETA on your back.

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You're assuming they were real
in the first place.

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- How are you, Bruce?
- I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy.

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You know where I can find
John Constantine?

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- No.
- You must have some idea.

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We don't keep in touch.

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I know you two have history, so I...

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Z, Batman needs to talk with John.

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You've got to come along, too.
It's important.

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- Is that you, Boston?
- Yeah.

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Everything is...
Boy, this guy's mind is tough.

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Can't hold...

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What is going on?

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I'll tell you on the way to John's.

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Okay, but I call shotgun.

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I don't even think
his kid could fit back here.

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Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living.

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Boston Brand. He was a circus performer.

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Batman's heard of me. Sweet.
Tell him I'm a fan of his, too,

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but, you know, be cool about it.

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- Yeah, that's him.
- Ask him if he caught one of my shows.

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He was a trapeze artist who loved being
famous, especially with the ladies.

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- Husbands, not so much.
- You're killing me.

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He had a knack for irritating
the wrong people.

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Then, about five years ago,
karma caught up with him.

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It was a weekend show, full house.

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Boston was in the middle
of his death-defying act when...

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he died, and that should have been that,

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but with Boston,
things tend to get complicated.

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His spirit was called
by the goddess Rama Kushna.

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She took pity on him and gave him
the power to possess the living,

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so he could bring his killer
and others to justice.

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Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.

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Why did he feel the need
to write on my walls like a child?

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Yeah, he's sorry about that.

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Where is this address? GPS doesn't
seem especially useful tonight.

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It's not an address. The House
of Mystery tends to move around.

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I didn't put the symbols in there
for the GPS to find it.

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I wanted the House to come to us.

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She can't hold it. Do something.

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There.

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Into the House!

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- Z, you all right?
- Yeah, as soon as you get off me.

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I should have known you were the reason
I'm not back in London enjoying a pint.

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The House always did like you better.

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Odd trio for a road trip.
To what do I owe the visit?

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The League thinks that a recent spike
in homicides may have a magical cause.

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Told you something stinks. Now we know
someone doesn't want us asking questions.

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Looks like you've cracked it
wide open, mate.

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What did he say?

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I'm not playing telephone between you two.

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We online?

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Great. Sorry about the Batmobile.
I hope your insurance was paid up.

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What, is there even a policy
for something like that?

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Hey, I told you not to do that, Orchid.
Use a bloody door.

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I am glad to see you are well.

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- How new is this one?
- Not what you think.

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It's the magic of the House.

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Decided it wanted to experience
humanity and gave itself a body.

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It sure did.

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A spirit whose existence
is not its own, like myself.

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Interesting.

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Yeah, we are that.

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Dead smooth you are, mate.

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Hey, it's been a while, you know?

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Powerful in true magic. Angry at John.

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This, I understand.

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Yet you still have feelings for him.

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I could kill him.

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You exude pain.

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Your life is a patchwork of blackness
with no time for joy.

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How do you cope with it?

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I have a butler.

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That was enlightening.

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Well, I guess we should have
that chinwag about now.

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- Demons!
- It's not me!

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I've given birth to the devil. It's the...

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Rama Kushna says this will break down
the walls between the planes.

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Even the afterlife will be affected.

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Yeah, it's dodgy, all right.
I'll look into it.

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Meanwhile, the House
will drop you wherever you'd like.

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Rama says we have to work together.
Come on! It's a dream team.

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You, me, Zatanna, Batman,
maybe even the Justice League.

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The capes and tights crew,
useless against dark magic.

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That's why we need you. You can lead us.

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Boston, do I strike you as a team player?
Much less a team leader.

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Point is, even deities can get it wrong.

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It's how we got the appendix,
Neanderthals and reality TV.

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Z, your help I could use.

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Okay, if we do it as a group.

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This is the monkey cage
in Sumatra all over again.

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"We need to save the monkeys," she said.

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- You're such an ass.
- Not the monkeys.

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Says the man who has Newcastle
and 100 other screw-ups on his resume,

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- costing lives and souls.
- But not monkeys.

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- You're still way ahead on dead monkeys.
- They used to be a thing.

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- You just have to make things...
- We're wasting time.

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He's dead, and I accept the risks,
so can we get to it,

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or do you two need a timeout?

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Fine and dandy. Let's take a walk
on the dark side then.

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Coming, team?

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Stop being a child and slow down.
Where are we going?

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- Ritchie's.
- Have you talked to him lately?

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I know he's pissed.
You don't have to remind me, love.

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- It's on my CV, remember?
- No, really, has he told you...

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No. He's dying.

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John Constantine,

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purveyor of the dark arts
and lifeline of last resort.

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No matter. Your friend's soul
will be collected,

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and there's nothing
you can do to alter that.

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Why don't you go do something
useful, like haunt a house?

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- Who's he talking to now?
- Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell.

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They're drawn to you.

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Maybe it's your cologne, Batsy.

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This one has cheated us many times.

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It is vexing.

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This has been lovely,
but it's time for you lot to bugger off.

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When the time comes, I'll be the one
to collect your soul, Constantine.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I thought I felt
a disturbance in the force.

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How you doing, Johnny boy?

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Zatanna and Batman?

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What the hell?

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Tell you everything inside, mate.

240
00:24:11,947 --> 00:24:13,803
You poor thing.

241
00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:17,139
Yeah, I may have lied
the last time we talked,

242
00:24:17,219 --> 00:24:21,042
about exactly how fast
I'm sledding downhill.

243
00:24:21,122 --> 00:24:23,227
I'm sorry about that.

244
00:24:24,294 --> 00:24:26,516
But it means a lot you're here, John.

245
00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:31,121
And, hey, you don't have
to say it. You're forgiven.

246
00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:34,524
Still wondering what Batman's
doing in my living room.

247
00:24:34,604 --> 00:24:37,941
And when is he gonna shut up, right?

248
00:24:38,974 --> 00:24:41,779
What? What's with the face?

249
00:24:43,045 --> 00:24:45,600
You're not here to say
you're sorry, are you?

250
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,723
Of course I am, but I was looking
to borrow the Keshanti Key as well.

251
00:24:50,803 --> 00:24:53,543
Unbelievable.

252
00:24:53,623 --> 00:24:57,413
- I tried to tell him on the way.
- Yeah, it's not your fault, Z.

253
00:24:57,493 --> 00:25:00,917
Just like everything,
this is rock star Johnny's fault.

254
00:25:00,997 --> 00:25:04,721
I was with you when it happened,
Ritchie. We were side by side.

255
00:25:04,801 --> 00:25:06,989
Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side.

256
00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:10,566
But I got the weird
magical cancer while you,

257
00:25:10,646 --> 00:25:12,722
you added to your rep. Isn't that right?

258
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:16,199
Look, me not making proper amends
isn't related to the Key,

259
00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:19,286
which, truth be told,
you're not gonna need, mate.

260
00:25:19,366 --> 00:25:21,085
John!

261
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,460
Getting that a lot lately.

262
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:31,814
You can go screw yourself.
I am not giving you crap.

263
00:25:31,894 --> 00:25:34,751
Your anger is understandable,
but you need to reconsider.

264
00:25:34,831 --> 00:25:37,269
Innocent lives are at stake.

265
00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:51,933
Well, doctors say
an upbeat attitude can help,

266
00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:56,740
so what I'll focus on today
is that I met Batman.

267
00:25:56,820 --> 00:26:01,477
Force of good.
It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna.

268
00:26:01,957 --> 00:26:04,361
Now, if you'll excuse me...

269
00:26:07,897 --> 00:26:10,234
You can show yourselves out.

270
00:26:34,357 --> 00:26:35,694
This him?

271
00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:41,333
Father of the year.
I'll need the gear now.

272
00:26:43,865 --> 00:26:47,089
- How does this work?
- It's basically a magical shortcut.

273
00:26:47,169 --> 00:26:49,126
It lets me access
different planes of existence

274
00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:51,593
without doing 20-odd hours
of incantations.

275
00:26:51,673 --> 00:26:52,866
In this case,

276
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:56,917
I'll poke around this poor sod's memories
to see how his madness began.

277
00:26:58,982 --> 00:27:01,734
And, more importantly, what caused it.

278
00:27:03,886 --> 00:27:07,125
What are you doing here?
I'm calling security.

279
00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:12,731
I'll make sure the looky-loos
stay out of our hair.

280
00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:17,903
Z, give me a psychic shout
if this body comes under attack.

281
00:27:17,983 --> 00:27:19,656
Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now.

282
00:27:19,736 --> 00:27:23,175
Wouldn't do to go in alone,
and since I'm right here...

283
00:27:23,255 --> 00:27:26,445
Too dangerous.
You're out of practice, love.

284
00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:29,265
Look, you wanted me along. I'm here.

285
00:27:29,345 --> 00:27:32,783
I'm not waiting in the wings.
Let's do this.

286
00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:01,297
Z? You okay?

287
00:28:01,377 --> 00:28:03,035
I'm fine.

288
00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:11,774
I've never liked this sort of magic.

289
00:28:11,854 --> 00:28:14,577
I can feel darkness seeping inside me.

290
00:28:14,957 --> 00:28:17,329
How you stand it is beyond me.

291
00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:21,250
It's all about control.
If you ever need a refresher...

292
00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:24,970
We've had this conversation.
I haven't changed my mind.

293
00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:30,927
Sure, sit out the war
between good and evil.

294
00:28:31,007 --> 00:28:34,464
After all, you've got a good thing going
being applauded by mindless twits.

295
00:28:34,544 --> 00:28:36,632
Really? Now?

296
00:28:36,712 --> 00:28:38,384
Good a time as ever, I reckon.

297
00:28:38,464 --> 00:28:41,654
- I'll teach you to talk back.
- No!

298
00:28:42,284 --> 00:28:45,741
The magic I perform
brings people happiness.

299
00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:48,011
You sure it's not
the two drink minimum, love?

300
00:28:48,091 --> 00:28:49,779
You're such a pessimist.

301
00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:52,343
Wrong. I expect the worst,

302
00:28:52,423 --> 00:28:56,284
so I prepare for the worst,
and when the worst happens, I'm ready.

303
00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:59,521
But my outlook doesn't alter
the reality of the world.

304
00:28:59,601 --> 00:29:02,591
- Steven, stop!
- Leave me alone!

305
00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:05,194
Another precious moment.

306
00:29:05,274 --> 00:29:07,429
There was joy, too.

307
00:29:07,509 --> 00:29:09,813
His madness swept it away.

308
00:29:49,384 --> 00:29:51,388
Who dropped the bed pan?

309
00:30:25,421 --> 00:30:28,144
This is it.
This was the morning of his madness.

310
00:30:28,224 --> 00:30:31,613
- What do you think will set him off?
- My guess is the Sudoku.

311
00:30:31,693 --> 00:30:34,083
He's got two 9s in the same row.

312
00:30:34,163 --> 00:30:35,832
John.

313
00:30:45,373 --> 00:30:48,363
Run! Run! Run!

314
00:30:48,843 --> 00:30:51,748
Run! Let's get out of here!

315
00:30:56,218 --> 00:30:59,456
Come on, fellow. Eat a piece of fruit?

316
00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:10,727
Here it is.

317
00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:20,071
We've got to get out of here.

318
00:32:21,736 --> 00:32:23,593
One more second.

319
00:32:25,842 --> 00:32:27,779
Now, John. There's no time.

320
00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,387
Got it.

321
00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:04,433
- Shit's really hit the fan.
- You had to go there, Boston.

322
00:33:05,013 --> 00:33:07,017
Let's get the hell out of here.

323
00:33:17,159 --> 00:33:19,881
- I don't recognize it.
- Me, neither.

324
00:33:19,961 --> 00:33:22,651
But if there's a person alive
who can, it's Ritchie.

325
00:33:22,731 --> 00:33:25,653
Are you forgetting when you made
your friend despise you?

326
00:33:25,733 --> 00:33:28,272
This is too bloody important
for hurt feelings.

327
00:33:34,777 --> 00:33:37,533
- Constantine.
- Bollocks.

328
00:33:37,913 --> 00:33:40,617
You've arrived in time to witness my...

329
00:33:42,217 --> 00:33:44,054
Ritchie!

330
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:49,545
Get back, you bastards!

331
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,895
John, help Ritchie.

332
00:33:54,295 --> 00:33:55,900
Take that! Boom!

333
00:33:56,098 --> 00:34:00,003
- No pulse.
- We know! We know! Come on!

334
00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:16,540
Why?

335
00:34:21,823 --> 00:34:24,212
I see you have a few tricks of your own?

336
00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:26,563
Not everything requires magic.

337
00:34:42,644 --> 00:34:45,133
Make sure he sees that
right when he wakes up.

338
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,983
If he wakes.

339
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,876
We need to talk, you and I,
but if you try and summon Etrigan,

340
00:34:53,956 --> 00:34:57,681
I'll fill your lungs with bile
before the first verse is done.

341
00:34:57,761 --> 00:34:58,967
Savvy?

342
00:35:06,635 --> 00:35:09,023
The situation was not how it seemed.

343
00:35:09,103 --> 00:35:13,077
The apartment was like that
when I arrived. Richard as well.

344
00:35:13,157 --> 00:35:16,665
- Come on! You were all over him.
- I was attempting to help.

345
00:35:16,745 --> 00:35:20,151
When you burst in,
I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran.

346
00:35:20,231 --> 00:35:23,739
- Do you believe him?
- Jason's not the murdery type.

347
00:35:23,819 --> 00:35:27,577
He's chock full of honor, loyalty,
and rubbish of that sort.

348
00:35:27,657 --> 00:35:30,060
Then tell us why you were there.

349
00:35:31,109 --> 00:35:34,833
Richard is known as a collector
of the arcane and supernatural.

350
00:35:34,913 --> 00:35:39,205
I wanted to see if he had something
that could gain me access to this place.

351
00:35:39,435 --> 00:35:41,739
Why would you wanna break in here?

352
00:35:42,939 --> 00:35:44,394
For this.

353
00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:48,914
The single most powerful conduit
of evil in the history of the world.

354
00:35:48,994 --> 00:35:51,651
He named it the Dreamstone.

355
00:35:52,081 --> 00:35:55,018
But it's really the stuff of nightmares.

356
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,342
I was a young knight, green as grass.

357
00:36:00,422 --> 00:36:04,379
With visions of battle-won glory
dancing in my head.

358
00:36:04,459 --> 00:36:08,900
Needless to say,
these were dispelled thoroughly.

359
00:36:10,165 --> 00:36:12,418
He called himself Destiny,

360
00:36:12,918 --> 00:36:16,359
but Merlin told us he
was a man of science one time,

361
00:36:16,439 --> 00:36:18,474
before he went insane.

362
00:36:18,674 --> 00:36:22,764
Destiny forged the Dreamstone
with black magic and his soul.

363
00:36:22,844 --> 00:36:26,535
He used it to subject people
to their most terrifying nightmares

364
00:36:26,615 --> 00:36:29,087
and then feed off their torment.

365
00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:44,195
It was actually the demon Etrigan
who won the day.

366
00:37:46,629 --> 00:37:51,786
To battle, Etrigan. Should you succeed,
I will release you of your bond to me.

367
00:37:52,216 --> 00:37:54,739
If freedom is what's up for trade,

368
00:37:54,819 --> 00:37:58,091
then Destiny's as good as slayed.

369
00:38:32,073 --> 00:38:35,548
You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over.

370
00:38:35,628 --> 00:38:37,831
I swear it.

371
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:51,914
Release me, Merlin, from your care.

372
00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:55,668
My duty's done. 'Tis only fair.

373
00:38:55,748 --> 00:38:59,885
I'm afraid that's not possible,
friend Demon.

374
00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:09,298
I apologize to both you and Jason Blood,

375
00:39:09,378 --> 00:39:13,851
but your future portends a shared destiny.

376
00:39:16,351 --> 00:39:21,277
Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man.

377
00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:25,828
I fix the demon, Etrigan.

378
00:39:37,339 --> 00:39:42,008
It was also the beginning
of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan.

379
00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:48,904
I didn't think you'd give it up willingly,

380
00:39:48,984 --> 00:39:54,058
and though this piece is useless without
the other half, it's far from powerless.

381
00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:55,828
Safe enough where it is.

382
00:39:55,908 --> 00:39:59,979
Displayed like a tourist trinket
in a Karachi bazaar?

383
00:40:01,396 --> 00:40:02,696
Neat, isn't it?

384
00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:06,713
The House keeps my valuables out of phase,
so they don't go wondering off.

385
00:40:06,793 --> 00:40:09,405
But, still, the timing
of the Stone's appearance and its power

386
00:40:09,485 --> 00:40:12,160
indicates that it's somehow
involved with these crimes.

387
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:16,017
Which is why it stays here,
where only I can get to it.

388
00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:18,406
I think me, them,
and everyone else who knows you

389
00:40:18,486 --> 00:40:20,617
might want it to be somewhere else.

390
00:40:21,782 --> 00:40:24,587
Your friend is awake.

391
00:40:26,621 --> 00:40:29,927
Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you?

392
00:40:30,242 --> 00:40:32,051
Faust.

393
00:40:32,361 --> 00:40:35,466
Felix Faust. You sure?

394
00:40:49,177 --> 00:40:50,882
There you are, you old bastard.

395
00:40:50,962 --> 00:40:55,837
I give you wizard and asshole
extraordinaire, Felix Faust.

396
00:40:55,917 --> 00:41:00,190
Hell, I should have put it together.
Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style.

397
00:41:02,356 --> 00:41:05,848
The League had a run-in with Faust,
but his location isn't in our database.

398
00:41:06,128 --> 00:41:10,619
Yeah, wizards don't make a habit of signing
up for credit cards or social media.

399
00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:12,965
His grandly named Observatory
of the Cosmos

400
00:41:13,045 --> 00:41:16,607
is hidden from the likes of you
and Superman, but not from me.

401
00:41:20,308 --> 00:41:22,345
Felix Faust.

402
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,046
- What's happening?
- If this were a computer,

403
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:36,760
I'd say it's frozen.

404
00:41:37,459 --> 00:41:38,846
Cheers.

405
00:41:38,926 --> 00:41:43,251
Felix Faust would take precautions
against locator spells.

406
00:41:43,331 --> 00:41:44,887
There's another way,

407
00:41:44,967 --> 00:41:49,425
but it involves asking a favor of someone
that I don't have the best relationship with.

408
00:41:49,505 --> 00:41:52,527
Someone else dislikes you? Shocking.

409
00:41:52,807 --> 00:41:55,297
Your friend slips from the mortal plane.

410
00:41:55,377 --> 00:41:58,934
- John...
- Keep him alive and safe. Understand?

411
00:41:59,014 --> 00:42:00,869
That is not my purpose.

412
00:42:00,949 --> 00:42:04,172
I don't give a flying shag
what you think your bloody purpose is.

413
00:42:04,252 --> 00:42:07,157
I order you to help him
any and every way you're able.

414
00:42:10,893 --> 00:42:12,663
Let's go.

415
00:42:15,764 --> 00:42:17,853
All right, I'll ask.

416
00:42:17,933 --> 00:42:21,222
Why are we in the middle
of a godforsaken swamp?

417
00:42:21,302 --> 00:42:24,993
It's a favorite hidey hole
of one Alec Holland,

418
00:42:25,073 --> 00:42:28,829
whose corpse was taken to be
the most recent Avatar of the Green.

419
00:42:28,909 --> 00:42:30,999
Bet you won't find that
on your bloody cell phone.

420
00:42:31,079 --> 00:42:34,380
Our data's more factual.
Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists.

421
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,339
His body was never recovered.
End of story.

422
00:42:37,419 --> 00:42:39,223
Not quite.

423
00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:46,497
Go away!

424
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,361
Swamp Thing!

425
00:42:59,441 --> 00:43:03,848
I know you're seeing this.
Get out here, or the posies get it!

426
00:43:16,424 --> 00:43:19,296
John Constantine.

427
00:43:20,429 --> 00:43:23,867
You dare threaten the green.

428
00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:32,394
Dude, your social skills are horrendous.

429
00:43:33,174 --> 00:43:37,416
Please, we aren't here to harm
any plants, but our need is urgent.

430
00:43:37,496 --> 00:43:40,887
Don't let your feelings for John
stop you from doing what's right.

431
00:43:44,786 --> 00:43:47,708
You have a garden.

432
00:43:47,788 --> 00:43:51,172
Yes, I find it relaxing,

433
00:43:51,252 --> 00:43:53,647
and I water it every week.

434
00:43:53,895 --> 00:43:58,452
We need to find a man,
a wizard named Felix Faust.

435
00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:03,123
A single human among your teeming masses.

436
00:44:03,203 --> 00:44:08,111
I only know John Constantine
because he enrages me.

437
00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:14,970
Faust lives in an observatory
which is invisible.

438
00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:18,874
It's a place where dark magic
would infect the earth below it.

439
00:44:19,454 --> 00:44:24,461
I will take you there
so you are no longer here.

440
00:44:38,406 --> 00:44:42,212
The place you seek is there.

441
00:44:54,790 --> 00:44:57,193
That place is heavily warded.

442
00:45:01,212 --> 00:45:04,902
I know we've had our differences,
but we could really use your help.

443
00:45:04,982 --> 00:45:09,123
If we don't get a handle on this rotter,
he'll threaten all of humanity.

444
00:45:10,105 --> 00:45:12,061
What of it?

445
00:45:12,641 --> 00:45:15,880
You were once human, just like me.

446
00:45:17,679 --> 00:45:19,467
No longer.

447
00:45:19,547 --> 00:45:22,836
Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice,

448
00:45:23,316 --> 00:45:28,358
for who destroys more
of the green than your kind?

449
00:45:33,828 --> 00:45:36,419
And Swamp Thing has left the building.

450
00:45:36,499 --> 00:45:39,735
- Guess we do it the hard way.
- Or not.

451
00:45:39,815 --> 00:45:43,265
Gone, gone, the form of man.

452
00:45:43,405 --> 00:45:47,444
Arise the demon Etrigan!

453
00:46:09,932 --> 00:46:11,702
What...

454
00:46:14,468 --> 00:46:19,260
- Who dares?
- I, Etrigan, bring down this house

455
00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:22,279
and build a tomb for Felix Faust!

456
00:46:27,882 --> 00:46:30,371
As if I would stoop
to brawling with a demon.

457
00:46:30,451 --> 00:46:32,889
Fight others of your filthy kind.

458
00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:48,354
From hell though we may be,
it does not make us family!

459
00:47:08,890 --> 00:47:11,313
Do you like what I've done with the place?

460
00:47:11,393 --> 00:47:14,431
No woman can speak
in my sanctum sanctorum.

461
00:47:14,511 --> 00:47:19,017
I conjured it just for you
and, of course, men everywhere.

462
00:47:32,246 --> 00:47:36,659
As a fellow showman, this is no way
to treat your guests. Now, settle down!

463
00:47:44,592 --> 00:47:47,949
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting
yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

464
00:47:49,229 --> 00:47:52,434
Not everything can be solved
with your peashooter.

465
00:47:56,171 --> 00:48:01,679
Just because you're dead doesn't
mean you're beyond my retribution.

466
00:48:14,322 --> 00:48:15,798
Is that it?

467
00:48:15,878 --> 00:48:20,763
Well, it's off to the old magicians home
for you, mate. Pudding night is Thursday.

468
00:48:30,772 --> 00:48:35,563
Try that fireball once more, Constantine.
I'd love to see you cook your own goose.

469
00:48:35,643 --> 00:48:37,466
Let me...

470
00:48:57,498 --> 00:48:59,599
I take it back. That thing is useful.

471
00:49:41,074 --> 00:49:43,364
Zatanna, where are you, darling?

472
00:49:43,444 --> 00:49:46,234
I know you can't speak,
but give me a wave.

473
00:49:46,314 --> 00:49:49,119
You're the only one here
that's really a threat.

474
00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:59,996
There you are. This will sting a bit.

475
00:50:22,482 --> 00:50:28,290
Stored magic? Really?
It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear.

476
00:50:30,891 --> 00:50:33,796
Here's what real magic looks like.

477
00:51:09,329 --> 00:51:10,766
Z!

478
00:51:48,068 --> 00:51:50,639
Z, are you daft? Stop!

479
00:51:52,507 --> 00:51:54,728
I will kill you, woman!

480
00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:27,464
Z, don't!

481
00:52:30,644 --> 00:52:34,102
Don't kill him. You can't.

482
00:52:34,182 --> 00:52:35,686
Out of my way, John.

483
00:52:35,766 --> 00:52:39,537
If no blood is spilled,
your soul is in the clear.

484
00:52:48,629 --> 00:52:51,685
Get control, Z, just like I taught you.

485
00:52:51,765 --> 00:52:55,672
Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Deep breaths.

486
00:52:56,503 --> 00:52:58,341
Let it go, love.

487
00:53:19,793 --> 00:53:22,451
Do you see why I can't do what you do?

488
00:53:22,931 --> 00:53:27,221
You lost control is all.
Happens to the best of us.

489
00:53:27,301 --> 00:53:29,605
You've seen me in action, right?

490
00:53:31,070 --> 00:53:34,077
Yeah, once or twice.

491
00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:41,383
Why are you here? I haven't done anything
to warrant this kind of response.

492
00:53:43,017 --> 00:53:45,005
This yours?

493
00:53:45,085 --> 00:53:46,627
I don't know. Maybe.

494
00:53:46,707 --> 00:53:50,378
I have several hundred rings
of varying design and properties.

495
00:53:50,808 --> 00:53:52,447
It isn't him.

496
00:53:52,527 --> 00:53:55,917
Felix Faust isn't the one
behind the nightmare crimes.

497
00:53:55,997 --> 00:53:59,954
He summoned our old poker buddies
in their more massive forms.

498
00:54:00,034 --> 00:54:01,555
The hell does it all mean?

499
00:54:01,635 --> 00:54:05,309
It means Felix Faust had access
to the artifact whenever he wanted.

500
00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:07,746
What artifact?

501
00:54:07,926 --> 00:54:09,882
Well, we're back to square one, then.

502
00:54:09,962 --> 00:54:14,069
Unfortunately, no. We were sent here
by your friend, remember?

503
00:54:14,149 --> 00:54:17,821
- But Ritchie's dying.
- Is he?

504
00:54:41,542 --> 00:54:45,882
Boy, boy. I think I got closer
to death than I planned.

505
00:54:48,479 --> 00:54:49,997
Bad girl.

506
00:54:50,077 --> 00:54:54,542
See, now, you were told to do everything
to help me by the master of the House,

507
00:54:54,622 --> 00:54:57,594
and that does not include punching.

508
00:54:59,293 --> 00:55:01,698
Bring me to the main room.

509
00:55:06,533 --> 00:55:09,238
I'll take it from here, beautiful.

510
00:55:11,306 --> 00:55:13,394
But I need you out of my hair for now,

511
00:55:13,474 --> 00:55:17,413
so why don't you just go
for a little walk?

512
00:55:46,741 --> 00:55:50,042
Yeah! That's the stuff.

513
00:55:59,052 --> 00:56:00,408
Why aren't we inside?

514
00:56:00,488 --> 00:56:04,112
Because Ritchie's bloody well
taken control of the House.

515
00:56:04,192 --> 00:56:08,598
This is what you get for having mates.
Boston, can you get inside?

516
00:56:14,201 --> 00:56:16,090
That would be a no.

517
00:56:16,970 --> 00:56:20,909
Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me
whether you like it or not.

518
00:56:23,109 --> 00:56:25,080
Open the door.

519
00:56:25,913 --> 00:56:28,017
Do you hear? Open it!

520
00:56:36,022 --> 00:56:38,226
Too late, Johnny Boy.

521
00:56:52,874 --> 00:56:54,296
Ritchie, please!

522
00:56:54,576 --> 00:56:57,215
Stop while there's still time
to save your soul.

523
00:56:57,295 --> 00:57:01,001
Says the man who skates
away from everything.

524
00:57:01,081 --> 00:57:02,536
Since you got me infected,

525
00:57:02,616 --> 00:57:07,541
I've looked all around the world
for a cure and I've finally found it.

526
00:57:07,721 --> 00:57:11,478
A small piece of the Dreamstone.
It's sentient.

527
00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:15,917
It told me how to get the Demons Three
to bring the rest of it to Earth.

528
00:57:16,597 --> 00:57:20,120
It would've been so easy
to take it from them.

529
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,525
Of course, rock star Johnny
screwed everything sideways.

530
00:57:25,005 --> 00:57:29,863
So we had to frame Faust
and get you to bring me here.

531
00:57:29,943 --> 00:57:33,901
Now I'm immortal and supercharged!

532
00:57:33,981 --> 00:57:37,805
You've been played for a sap.
The Stone isn't sentient.

533
00:57:37,885 --> 00:57:41,476
What's left of Destiny's soul was
whispering sweet nothings in your ear,

534
00:57:41,556 --> 00:57:45,880
getting you to commit atrocities
to gain power and make his move.

535
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:48,149
You're just pissed 'cause I won.

536
00:57:48,429 --> 00:57:50,600
I wish that were the case.

537
00:57:51,732 --> 00:57:53,735
This can't be right.

538
00:57:56,002 --> 00:57:57,638
No!

539
00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:03,613
Wait! Wait! We... we had a deal!

540
00:58:05,647 --> 00:58:07,650
We had a deal!

541
00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:21,596
Five hundred years, I've waited.

542
00:58:23,197 --> 00:58:25,568
Five hundred years, I've planned.

543
00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:30,924
Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300.

544
00:58:31,004 --> 00:58:33,695
What say we share
your beauty secrets over a pint?

545
00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:37,112
A god does not prattle with mortals.

546
00:58:56,397 --> 00:59:00,088
- She gonna be okay?
- I... I don't know.

547
00:59:00,668 --> 00:59:03,190
The amount of magic she's used,

548
00:59:03,270 --> 00:59:05,674
sometimes you don't recover.

549
00:59:10,677 --> 00:59:12,866
I should have never led her back.

550
00:59:12,946 --> 00:59:14,601
Selfish bastard, I am.

551
00:59:14,681 --> 00:59:18,284
You've done what you can for now,
but we have to stop Destiny,

552
00:59:18,364 --> 00:59:20,474
or everyone's at risk.

553
00:59:20,554 --> 00:59:25,478
He's right. He'll have this city by
midnight, the Eastern Seaboard by dawn.

554
00:59:25,558 --> 00:59:29,016
Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god.

555
00:59:29,096 --> 00:59:31,804
We don't need another one
of those mucking about.

556
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,069
All right.

557
01:00:13,441 --> 01:00:15,062
Get 'em!

558
01:00:15,342 --> 01:00:18,231
They're everywhere! Everywhere!

559
01:00:18,311 --> 01:00:20,134
Yes.

560
01:00:20,614 --> 01:00:22,503
Yes.

561
01:00:22,583 --> 01:00:24,384
My will be done.

562
01:00:29,857 --> 01:00:33,413
Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god?

563
01:00:33,493 --> 01:00:37,351
Not only can I sense you,
you cannot defeat my shield.

564
01:00:37,431 --> 01:00:40,470
Since when does God need a force shield?

565
01:00:51,846 --> 01:00:53,867
The Justice League are on their way.

566
01:00:53,947 --> 01:00:55,902
Suppose that couldn't be helped,

567
01:00:55,982 --> 01:00:59,940
but make sure they stay well away
from Destiny, to not be struck mad,

568
01:01:00,020 --> 01:01:03,892
unless you want a bunch of crazed
super blokes ripping apart the city.

569
01:01:07,126 --> 01:01:09,731
A little late for that, my friend.

570
01:01:25,378 --> 01:01:28,616
John, listen to me.
You've been affected by magic.

571
01:01:31,052 --> 01:01:33,522
Get away to space now.

572
01:01:46,333 --> 01:01:48,255
Sorry to have to ask this, Jason.

573
01:01:48,335 --> 01:01:50,842
At least you're asking.

574
01:01:50,922 --> 01:01:53,744
Gone, gone, the form of man.

575
01:01:53,824 --> 01:01:57,348
Rise the demon Etrigan!

576
01:01:57,978 --> 01:02:01,468
So Constantine calls once more.

577
01:02:01,548 --> 01:02:04,005
Just like a greedy, wanton...

578
01:02:04,085 --> 01:02:06,074
Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git!

579
01:02:06,154 --> 01:02:08,224
Killjoy.

580
01:02:12,993 --> 01:02:16,318
I've had many years
to think about you, Etrigan.

581
01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:30,041
Call this poetic justice.

582
01:02:44,624 --> 01:02:46,628
Holy crap.

583
01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:54,654
Looks like you've finally
beat the curse, my boy.

584
01:02:54,734 --> 01:02:57,072
Wish it were under happier circumstances.

585
01:02:58,905 --> 01:03:01,395
- What are you doing?
- Calling for help.

586
01:03:01,475 --> 01:03:04,945
I just hope he doesn't realize
it's me doing the calling.

587
01:03:20,527 --> 01:03:22,917
Who dares strike at me?

588
01:03:23,247 --> 01:03:27,388
The Defender of the Green...

589
01:03:27,468 --> 01:03:30,460
Swamp Thing.

590
01:03:49,923 --> 01:03:51,593
Perfect.

591
01:04:02,802 --> 01:04:05,520
Glad to see you
back on your feet, Zatanna.

592
01:04:12,813 --> 01:04:15,517
Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.

593
01:05:03,463 --> 01:05:08,137
The so-called Guardian of the Green
who secretly hopes to be human again.

594
01:05:08,869 --> 01:05:11,639
Let me dispel you of that notion.

595
01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:30,225
Back to the dirt...

596
01:05:31,257 --> 01:05:33,462
where you belong.

597
01:05:44,837 --> 01:05:48,061
He's getting more powerful by the second.
What the hell are we gonna do?

598
01:05:48,141 --> 01:05:50,497
I say we go and talk
to a man about a horse.

599
01:05:50,577 --> 01:05:52,617
Did you hit your head or something?
You're babbling.

600
01:05:52,697 --> 01:05:55,535
A Trojan horse, Boston. Come on!

601
01:05:58,317 --> 01:06:00,789
Over here, you wanker!

602
01:06:03,289 --> 01:06:06,612
You are puny and disrespectful.

603
01:06:06,692 --> 01:06:09,330
Let me see your madness.

604
01:06:15,953 --> 01:06:18,775
Well, that's the trouble with someone
like me. Been there, done that.

605
01:06:18,855 --> 01:06:22,229
I shall make you beg for death.

606
01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:24,897
Can I beg you to stop talking?

607
01:06:24,977 --> 01:06:28,035
I mean, all wizards are touched,
but you, you're a full-blown nutter.

608
01:06:28,115 --> 01:06:32,005
I will tear your soul apart.

609
01:06:32,085 --> 01:06:34,641
And what happened
to not prattling with mortals?

610
01:06:34,721 --> 01:06:37,793
You chatter like my grandma
at a book club.

611
01:06:38,726 --> 01:06:40,646
Now, Boston!

612
01:06:40,726 --> 01:06:43,001
Trick or treat, freak!

613
01:07:02,114 --> 01:07:05,420
Is that a sword in your chest,
or are you just glad to see me?

614
01:07:06,453 --> 01:07:08,542
Merlin sends his regards.

615
01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:12,361
And by the way, you lose.

616
01:07:33,380 --> 01:07:35,617
I don't think so.

617
01:07:53,868 --> 01:07:57,222
Johnny, I was... I was under a compulsion.

618
01:07:57,302 --> 01:08:01,896
You've got to save me.
You owe me. You owe me!

619
01:08:02,076 --> 01:08:06,849
Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance
that Destiny is still pulling your strings.

620
01:08:08,214 --> 01:08:11,222
John, please! Help me!

621
01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:21,181
Help me, you bastard!

622
01:08:21,661 --> 01:08:23,900
Help me!

623
01:08:25,464 --> 01:08:27,687
That was unpleasant.

624
01:08:28,167 --> 01:08:30,190
What the hell did I miss?

625
01:08:30,270 --> 01:08:33,143
Z, you're okay. I thought...

626
01:08:33,223 --> 01:08:36,428
My head feels like
the morning after Brixton.

627
01:08:37,610 --> 01:08:39,848
Surely not that bad.

628
01:08:40,713 --> 01:08:44,605
So Merlin's spell hath ended.

629
01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:46,640
It would seem so.

630
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:50,592
Though it's a "good news,
bad news" sort of thing.

631
01:09:01,668 --> 01:09:04,690
- What's going on?
- Yeah. He wasn't wounded.

632
01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:09,277
Unless I miss my guess, that happened
on the day he was bound to Etrigan.

633
01:09:10,910 --> 01:09:13,166
And now that I'm not...

634
01:09:13,246 --> 01:09:15,836
I'm truly sorry, Jason.

635
01:09:15,916 --> 01:09:19,955
Don't be. It's a welcome end.

636
01:09:31,465 --> 01:09:35,856
For 500 years, he and I have been bound.

637
01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:40,292
A demon from hell, a knight of renown.

638
01:09:40,372 --> 01:09:44,130
Though we were cursed
to be slaves to each other,

639
01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:48,402
I know of no man
I'd want more for a brother.

640
01:09:48,482 --> 01:09:50,759
Farewell, mortal.

641
01:10:05,931 --> 01:10:08,322
You couldn't have picked a better place.

642
01:10:08,602 --> 01:10:11,157
The village where he was born
was over there.

643
01:10:11,237 --> 01:10:13,608
Too bad it took this to get him home.

644
01:10:15,075 --> 01:10:18,280
Batman asked me to be
in the Justice League.

645
01:10:18,662 --> 01:10:19,816
And you're considering it?

646
01:10:19,896 --> 01:10:22,903
I visited their headquarters
a few days ago.

647
01:10:22,983 --> 01:10:25,671
It's interesting, and like you said,

648
01:10:25,751 --> 01:10:28,208
maybe it's time to make a difference.

649
01:10:28,688 --> 01:10:30,546
Listening to me now?

650
01:10:30,856 --> 01:10:33,027
They want you, too.

651
01:10:34,662 --> 01:10:37,966
Good one, Z. Too right, they do.

652
01:10:40,566 --> 01:10:42,699
You have got to be bloody kidding.

653
01:10:42,779 --> 01:10:45,493
No way. Batty would go mental.

654
01:10:45,573 --> 01:10:47,678
He was the one who asked,

655
01:10:47,758 --> 01:10:50,662
and I told him that's what you'd say.

656
01:10:53,045 --> 01:10:54,882
Be safe, John.

657
01:11:07,961 --> 01:11:10,283
Now, hold on. Hold on.

658
01:11:10,363 --> 01:11:12,318
Maybe I've been a bit rash.

659
01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:14,803
Could you tell me more over a drink?

660
01:11:15,836 --> 01:11:18,624
We could rechristen the House, as it were.

661
01:11:19,071 --> 01:11:22,607
- A drink?
- Yeah, a drink.

662
01:11:26,112 --> 01:11:30,169
Don't think this is gonna turn into
some sort of Manchester weekend.

663
01:11:30,249 --> 01:11:32,639
Get that out of your head.

664
01:11:32,919 --> 01:11:35,609
We could have a Trewhiddle Tuesday.

665
01:11:36,489 --> 01:11:40,495
- No, definitely not.
- Well, let's mark that as a maybe.

666
01:11:58,845 --> 01:12:02,317
Now, that's what I call
making yourself useful, love.