--agitatedPsychologist[AP] began pestering tentacleTherapist[TT] at 05:31--
TT:Yes?
AP:Oh dear lord! Oh shit, oh shit!
AP:What the fuck is going on!
TT:Well this is certainly interesting.
TT:I assume you are not on Earth?
AP:Earth? ROSE, HAVE YOU GONE MENTAL!?
AP:OF COURSE I AM THERE
AP:Where else would our species live on?
TT:It's been deserted for quite the while now.
AP:Wha-?
AP:That's impossible!
TT:Or perhaps you're a time traveler?
AP:Time?
AP:Rose, have you been messing with dark magic again?
AP:Maybe too much has addled your brain.
TT:How do you know about that
AP:You are into that sort of stuff! You sit next to me in school!
AP:You are the one whom always bemoans how her mother always spites her, are you not?
AP:Oh shi-
TT:Regardless, I suggest you read the walkthrough on Gamefaqs
AP:One just landed in my back yard!
TT:I suggest you become occupied with it as well
AP:Oh dear
TT:You have both the server and player discs, yes?
AP:Ok, one of my friends just got on!
AP:I don't know how a game can sa-
AP:OH FUCK
AP:Half of my house is gone!
AP:Better run over to my father's mansion then.
AP:Ok, I loaded the disk. What do I do?
TT:I highly suggest bringing up the walkthrough at this point.
TT:You loaded the player disc, correct?
AP:Yes.
TT:Your server player should know what to do.
TT:Deploy the alchemiter and other tools.
AP:I have both of them running now. I just linked to a third friend now.
TT:You seem to be getting this done rather quickly.
AP:Woooooah.
AP:I do have a good computer. And my internet is intact somehow.
AP:OK, I managed to get someone to join up with the missing li- wha?
AP:You have dealt with this?
TT:Yes, obviously I have.
TT:If I didn't, I would not have time to talk.
AP:No, your tone of *text* suggested you were almost somehow responsible for this.
AP:Wait...is this game responsible for this?
TT:Somewhat.
TT:It's not that if you never loaded the game it wouldn't have happened.
TT:It could not be stopped.
TT:However, I am sure you'll learn the true nature of the game soon enough.
AP:So this, er, situation, was caused by a chain reaction then? Someone loaded the disk earlier?
AP:Like a figurative Pandora's box?
AP:Ok, my father's mansion is shaking now. It sounds like something heavy was placed above me.
TT:No,no amount of disc loading would cause or stop the event.
AP:I managed to gehialjnasoj
TT:Your server player probably isn't that great at this.
AP:Dammit, another thud
AP:No, he destroyed half my walls. And he managed to pull up all three of my commodes.
AP:Ok now I am seeing something creepy
TT:What precisely are you seeing?
AP:It is an eerie green glow in the horizon. Is the game responsible for that as well?
AP:Ok, I got this wierd thing called a punch card and I managed to put this in a carving lathe device.
AP:Now onto the alchimathingy.
TT:Yes, proceed.
TT:Also, begin thinking about what you will prototype.
AP:I got...a red yoyo?
TT:Oh, I see you have already prototyped.
AP:Prototype? Does it have to do with the portable rave party floating near my head?
TT:That was most likely a bad decision but okay.
AP:I stuck something in that already.
TT:The yoyo must be your cruxite item.
AP:It's now a floating Game Console
TT:Do something with the yoyo.
AP:Uh.
AP:The rave party sphere seems really agitated about that green glow.
TT:Do you have any idea of what this glow might be?
AP:Ok I am walking the dog. Around the world. Cradle. Nothing.
TT:Perhaps take the string off the yoyo?
AP:It will not...umph...come off!
TT:The cruxite dowel usually represents an advance of maturity.
AP:Ow, shit.
AP:The string sna-
AP:What the hell?
TT:I assume you have already proceeded into the medium?
AP:I guess.
AP:I landed in this weird place filled with giant orbs that resemble miniature planets.
TT:You probably have a bit of free time.
AP:Looks like one of my chums got in too.
TT:Yes, that is certainly the medium.
AP:If I have to give this place a name, I would call it...
AP:Planet land filled with strings.
TT:A fitting name.
AP:No, that seems off.
AP:The Land of Planetoids and Thread.
TT:That works as well.
AP:Looks like my phone battery is dying out.
AP:I might not have much more time.
AP:What the heck!?
AP:This place is filled with so many wierd biting thingys
TT:I suggest you alchemize some new equipment.
TT:Yes, those are your enemies.
TT:Do you have a weapon of choice?
AP:I don't have this gaming abstract called grist. Not enough of it, anyway.
AP:Yeah, I set my strife specibus to Yo-yo Kind
TT:Fitting.
AP:Indeed
TT:You can always alchemize a new phone or computer if the battery runs out.
AP:Ok, I managed to retrieve these Grist thingys/
AP:They remind me of a certain confection.
TT:Is your server player still active?
AP:Ok now my two other players joined in.
TT:You have a team of three?
AP:Yeah. One keeps babbling about the same thing you were talking about.
AP:No, one joined me in this medium as well
AP:almost at the same time.
TT:You'll want to have your server player build your house up.
TT:That was fairly quick.
TT:It usually takes a bit longer for players to reach the second gate.
AP:To that glowing spirograph?
AP:It looks dangerous and creepy.
TT:Yes.
TT:It is very necessary that you build towards it.
AP:It doesn't seem to stay in the same place when I look at it.
AP:Ok, now my DogConsoleSprite is babbling about that too.
AP:Eerie.
TT:You prototyped it with a dog?
AP:Er, yeah. My dad had my pet dog from when I was young stuffed and made into a table. Creeped me a fair bit out.
AP:It was accidental.
TT:That is certainly disturbing.
TT:Make sure to talk with your sprite, and keep building up.
AP:I wanted to prototype it with my Midnight Crew, but the sprite, kinda, uh, ran away from me.
TT:Hopefully your session is a bit more successful than ours.
TT:That was probably for the best.
AP:You have a session with whom?
AP:John and two others?
TT:A few other friends, yes.
TT:I hope you don't mind horribly, but I must be off.
TT:I have a very important plan to attend to.
AP:Oh, one of them wouldn't happen to be gardenGnostic?
TT:Yes.
AP:She helped me with my plant problem.
AP:I am surprised you made friends with such a cheery girl. I did not know you fraternized with such people.
AP:Wait. One more question.
TT:Yes?
AP:One of my players (he's actually a quite good friend of mine) says he came from another universe.
AP:Is that possible through the game?
TT:I haven't seen it happen.
TT:But I suppose it is possible.
AP:It sure creeps me out because it seems like he is telling the truth.
TT:He might have gone insane.
AP:What also creeps me out is that we are fighting together right now, and right now he is bleeding black blood.
TT:The apocalypse can do that occasionally.
TT:That, however, is not normal.
AP:Oh dear.
TT:Regardless, I have matters of high urgency to take care of.
AP:see you off!
TT:Good luck with your session.

--tentacleTherapist[TT] ceased pestering agitatedPsychologist[AP] at 6:03--