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- >Storm through the front door.
- >Slam it behind you and growl.
- >Pull off your ripped, tear stained jacket and hurl it at the floor.
- >Your knuckles are red with blood, and acid burns your skin in places.
- >Yes, your recent fight against a caustic mammoth-worm was a scrap you'll hopefully forget in the coming weeks.
- >Who could have seen it coming?
- >The Mayor was the worm the whole time. It was just wearing mascara and a cute little neck-tie thing.
- >You yawn, a hand covering your mouth.
- >For now, you sleep. There is much work to be done repairing the marketplace tomorrow.
- >And the planning of the funerals.
- >So many funerals.
- >Poor Lily.
- >Strip off and walk upstairs in your underpants, leaving your clothes at the foot of the stairs.
- >Stomp into your bedroom and walk past the en suite.
- >You ain't brushing your teeth. That's how mad you are.
- >Snuggle under the covers and sigh.
- >The gentle embrace of your duvet enshrouds you with a haven of warmth and serenity.
- >Despite the events of today, you know for a fact that tomorrow's gonna be just--
- >"C-can I snuggle up to you, Anon?"
- "Oh for fucks sake."
- >Turn over and look at your bedmate.
- "Fluttershy, how the fuck did you even get in?"
- >"The back door was unlocked again..."
- "And that gives you the right to just walk in?"
- >"...Yes?"
- "No. Now go away."
- >"No! I'm going to stay right here!"
- "Fine. Whatever. I'm too tired to kick you out anyway."
- >"Yay~"
- "Shut up. Why are you so loud, god damn."
- >Turn away from her and glare at the wall.
- >"Umm, Anon? I hope you don't mind but... Umm..."
- >Grumble.
- >The bed starts vibrating.
- "The fuck are you doing back here?"
- >"W-well, uhh, see--"
- >Turn back over.
- >Fluttershy shuffles closer to you looks at where she was once led.
- >Pinkie Pie is there, trembling with excitement.
- 1/?
- "Pinkie? How the hell did -you- get in?"
- >"Fluttershy invited me! She said there was a sleepover at Anon's house so I thought I'd come over and spend some time with you both! Can we have a pillow fight?"
- "NO!"
- >"Psssh. This slumber party is boring!"
- >She stays where she is, still vibrating like an unattended sex toy.
- "Are you going to leave?"
- >"Nnnnope! This bed is com-FEE!"
- >She pulls on a night cap and grins at you.
- "Jesus fuck. Right-- Fine! Stay there. Just shut up and let me sleep. I've had a really stressful day as it is."
- >"Tell me about it!"
- >That wasn't Pinkie or Fluttershy.
- >Roll over.
- >Twilight smiles at you.
- >"Thanks for your help with the mayor, Anon. How's the burn?"
- "Which one?"
- >"All of them!"
- "Extremely painful. Why are you in my bed."
- >"OOoh I just thought I'd pop by and say hi."
- "...In my bed."
- >"Yep! This is a -really- comfy bed!"
- >Pinkie's voice pipes up from the other side of the bed.
- >"I know, right?!"
- >Twilight nods gleefully.
- >"We should invite more of our friends round!"
- "No. NO."
- >"Hello!"
- >The wind is knocked out of you as Rarity lands on your stomach.
- "WHA THA F--"
- >"Rarity! So glad you could make it!"
- >"Oh, Twilight. I wouldn't have missed this for the world. Oh my goodness, these covers are simply gorgeous! So plush!"
- >Pinkie speaks up.
- >"Anon's bed is great!"
- >Rarity beams down at you.
- >Try to set her on fire with your mind.
- >"Hello, darling! How are the burns?"
- "I hate you."
- >"Any room under there?"
- "No--"
- >"Here, Rarity! You can sleep next to me!"
- >"Thank you, Twilight!"
- >Rarity snuggles under the covers with Twilight, the two unicorns giggling and nuzzling each other.
- >If this was any other day you'd be hard beyond words. As it stands you're just angry and confused.
- "Anyone else gonna sleep in my fucking bed?!"
- >Your en suite door is kicked open.
- >Applejack trots out with a toothbrush in her mouth and a towel around her neck.
- 2/?
- >She plants her hat on a post at the end of the bed and places her towel and toothbrush on your bedside cabinet.
- >Then the mare gets into bed next to Pinkie Pie.
- >"Howdy, Anon! Pinkie, Fluttershy, Twi, Rarity."
- >They all respond with a cheerful "Hi Applejack!"
- >"So, ya'll seen Rainbow?"
- >"Oh, I don't think she was able to make it, darling! She--"
- >Hear a knock on the window.
- >Twilight's horn lights up and the curtains are pulled back.
- >Rainbow Dash is hovering outside your window with a pillow and a teddy bear.
- >"Hey guys! Home got wrecked by the worm. Room for one more?"
- >Twilight opens the window and Rainbow Dash flies in, taking her spot next to Rarity, who immediately starts cooing over the teddy bear.
- "Great. Wonderful. Everyone is here. Twilight, shut the fucking window and let's all get to sleep before I kill everyone in this bed."
- >Twilight nods, shuts the curtains and window, then snuggles up to Rarity.
- >Fluttershy buries her face in your arm.
- >Her hoof starts sliding down under the covers towards your crotch.
- >Send a hand down after it.
- >Pull the hoof back up.
- "Don't even think about it."
- >"S-sorry..."
- >...Hang on. You can still feel a hoof down there.
- >Look at Twilight.
- >Both her hooves are wrapped around Rarity's body.
- >Send the hand back down under the covers.
- >Feel something strange, and cold.
- >Pull up.
- >"HUZZAH!"
- "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED LUNA?"
- >"We have arrived for fun times and joyous adventures!"
- "WHY?!"
- >"We saw it from Canterlot and wanted to partake in the pleasantries!"
- >"Hiya, Luny!"
- >"Greetings, Pinkie Pie! I see you are no longer a chicken!"
- >"No, silly! That's only for nightmare night!"
- >Your eye twitches.
- >"Anonymous, if you would be so kind as to let me slee-
- "NO."
- >"But... We have pillows! And hot liquefied chocolate!"
- >Pinkie sits bolt upright, startling Fluttershy.
- >"GUYS! Did you hear that?! Luna brought hot coco!"
- >All the mares start vigorously nodding.
- 3/?
- >Twilight speaks up.
- >"It's settled! We'll all drink the coco with Princess Luna!"
- >All the mares let out a "Horray!"
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
- >"Hooo-ee! That sure was some mighty fine coco, Princess."
- >"My thanks, dearest Applejack! Anonymous, did you enjoy your chocolate liquid?"
- "Why didn't the worm kill me."
- >"Worm? What worm?"
- >Rainbow Dash answers that one.
- >"It was awesome! Anon totally beat up a giant acid spitting worm that was impersonating the mayor!"
- >Luna gasps.
- >"Such a thing sounds like a GLORIOUS battle! You must tell us all of the this encounter, Anonymous!"
- "NO. I DON'T. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP."
- >Fluttershy trembles with fear at you shout--
- >Wait, no. She just creamed herself. And now your leg is covered in juices.
- >Fuck sake.
- >"S-sorry Anon... Want me to clean it up?"
- "Yes, wait, no. No, I know what will happen."
- >Luna catches onto this.
- >"Is something the matter, Anonymous? Has something gone amiss beneath the duvet? I shall investigate! Remain still and be on the lookout!"
- >Luna jumps off the bed and sticks her head under the covers.
- >Her horn stabs your foot.
- >Pretty sure it's now bleeding.
- >Son of a bitch it hurts.
- >A muffled "Huzzah!" is heard.
- >Luna pulls her head back out, a triumphant look on her face.
- >Blood soaks her horn.
- >Oh god.
- >"We have found something of value!"
- "Is it a bandage?"
- >"No! Better!"
- >Luna reaches under the bed and pulls out--
- "GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT!"
- >"Ooh my! Thank you, Luna. I'm not quite sure how I got under there, but it was very warm indeed!"
- >Twilight pulls her mouth off Rarity's and gasps.
- >"Princess Celestia!"
- "HOW. HOW WERE YOU THERE. HOW THE -FUCK- WERE YOU THERE?"
- >"Oh Anonymous! Hasn't Twilight taught you about the magic of friendship?"
- "I died fighting the worm, didn't I?"
- >The two massive alicorns clamber onto your bed and curl up on either side of your legs.
- >Celestia smiles warmly at her sister.
- >"Well this is cozy, isn't it, Luna?"
- >"Verily!"
- 4/?
- >Applejack's voice hits one of your ears.
- >"Ahnon? Ah think there's somethin' pokin' out from under the bed. You see anythin' on your side, Rainbow?"
- >Rainbow Dash looks over her edge of the cramped bed.
- >"Nope. Nothin' over here. Must be just on your side. Can you reach it?"
- >"Yeah, jus' a second. Gotta... Just..."
- >She grunts.
- >"There we are!"
- >A pony stands up next to Applejack, looking bedraggled.
- >"Oof, it's a tight fit under there! Oh, hello, Applejack!"
- >"Evenin', Cadence."
- >Princess Cadence smiles at everyone in and on the bed.
- >They all smile back.
- >Except you.
- >You're seeing red, and the corners of your vision are going dark.
- >"Rainbow Dash, I think my husband might be over there."
- >"Don't think so, princess. I just checked."
- >Cadence frowns.
- >"Hm. Where could he have gotten to?"
- >A knock on your bedroom door is heard.
- >Everyone stops what they're doing and looks at it.
- >They all look at you.
- >Glare at them.
- >Then glare at the door.
- "Come in?"
- >Shining Armour walks through, soaking wet.
- >"Hi everyone. Heya honey."
- >"Shining!~"
- >"Sorry for the delay. Got stuck under the sink. Anyone got a towel?"
- >Applejack tosses him a towel.
- >He dries himself off and escorts Cadence onto the bed, the two of them sitting between Celestia and Luna, and on your legs.
- >They're gonna be dead in the morning.
- >At this point, you've taken to gazing at the window facing your bed. Your mind in disarray from the entire day's events crashing down on you.
- >You ponder the possibility of an angry, wrathful god punishing you for some long forgotten sin, or if karma actually exists.
- >As you think about this, the ponies around you chat happily.
- >Apart from Twilight and Rarity, who are sucking face and getting drool all over themselves.
- >A thud is heard from upstairs.
- >Wait, you don't have another upstairs.
- "What now..."
- >Celestia casts a spell.
- >"Oh dear, there's a pony stuck in the attic!"
- 5/?
- "Can you leave it there to die or are you--"
- >The pony materialises on your bed in a golden light
- "--Yeah, save it and add it to the fucking collection. Of course."
- >The pony shakes her head.
- >"Hiya guys!"
- >Rainbow Dash shuffles over and is delighted at the newcomer.
- >"Ditzy Do! How did you get here?"
- >"I dunno!"
- >"Cool! Get in!"
- >Rainbow makes room, her back pushing against Rarity, who gets pushed closer into Twilight, who gets pushed into you.
- >The two unicorns moan.
- >Ditzy takes her place next to Rainbow, and the two cuddle like old friends.
- >-Really- good old fr-- Oh. Yeah. Now they're making out as well.
- >You turn away from the slutty side of the bed and look towards Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
- >Fluttershy starts licking your face.
- >You turn back to the slutty side of the bed.
- >Twilight is now on top of Rarity, grinding away and panting while the unicorn beneath her wraps all her legs around Twilight.
- >Look up at the ceiling.
- >A filly looks back.
- "Yup."
- >She drops onto you.
- >"Hiya, Anon!"
- >"Applebloom! What in the hay were ya doin' up there?! Why aren'tcha at the farmhouse?"
- >"S-sorry Applejack..."
- >"Aww, it's alright. Come 'ere."
- >Applebloom bounces over the covers, using Pinkie's body as a mini trampoline, complete with squeaky noise, and gets under the covers with Applejack.
- >Can this night get any worse?
- >The cutie mark crusaders fall out of your closet.
- >Yes. Yes it can.
- >"Blimy! I can't believe we was in there for so long!"
- >Babs Seed, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo all climb onto the already full bed.
- >How it hasn't snapped under the weight yet is unknown. Must be reinforced with your hatred for everything in existence.
- >"Rarity! What are you doing to Twilight?"
- >"Suh- Sweetie... J-just go and play with Fluttershy. I-I'm busy."
- >"Okay!"
- >Sweetie, oblivious to her sister's incoming orgasm, cuddles next to Fluttershy.
- 6/?
- >The filly whispers at the pegasus.
- >"Hi Fluttershy!"
- >Fluttershy giggles.
- >"Hello, Sweetie! Want to earn your cutie mark in love making?"
- >"That sounds like fun!"
- >"Oooh, it is~"
- >Cadence's voice pipes up.
- >"What was that about love making? I know about love making!"
- >Shining mutters "Damn right" under his breath.
- >Fluttershy smiles at her.
- >"I-I was just going to show Sweetie Belle how to molest Anon and get her cutie mark!"
- >"Oh my, that sounds like a wonderful idea! I can show you everything I know!"
- >Look at Luna and Celestia, who are whispering things to each other and being all "sisterly".
- "No one? No one gonna stop this from happening?"
- >Scootaloo walks onto your chest and looks you in the eyes.
- >"Rainbow Dash isn't paying attention to me. Can I play with you guys?"
- "No."
- >Fluttershy chides you.
- >"Of course you can, Scootaloo! Just come here and we can get started!"
- >Fluttershy's hoof heads back towards your crotch.
- >"O-oh. There seems to be some pony else down here already..."
- >A booming voice thunders from beneath the covers, starling absolutely no one except you and Fluttershy.
- >"IRON WILL HAS NO IDEA HOW HE GOT DOWN HERE. IRON WILL IS NOT COMPLAINING THOUGH. IT'S COZY."
- >"Trixie agrees!"
- >You start crying.
- 7/?
- >At this final act of despair and misery, Rarity and Twilight simultaneously orgasm.
- >The bed rocks and the mares cry out in ecstasy.
- >This pushes Derpy and Rainbow Dash out the bed, the pair hitting the wooden floor, but not stopping their makeout session.
- >Cadence has pulled out a blackboard, and is balancing it on the constantly moving covers, pointing to diagrams of dicks and sex positions while a studious Sweetie Belle takes notes and a bored Scootaloo doodles.
- >Applejack and Applebloom are fast asleep, as is Pinkie Pie.
- >Luna and Celestia take no notice of anything.
- >Shining armour is carefully painting a miniature plastic changeling and levitating some paints next to him.
- >Fluttershy is grinding on your leg.
- >Babs Seed went under the covers to hang out with Trixie, and hasn't returned.
- >Iron Will is doing is taxes between your legs.
- >And a low growl emanates from under the bed.
- >Shining Armour nudges your face with a brush, getting Bad Moon Yellow all over your cheek.
- >"Hey, uhh, Anon? I hope you don't mind, but there was someone else in your kitchen pipes, so I directed them up here. She said she knew you."
- >He goes back to painting.
- >A gigantic, spine covered mass of flesh and secreting mucus rises from below your bed.
- >It looms over everyone, only you taking any notice of it.
- >The caustic mammoth-worm peers down at you.
- >Then slowly holds up a pillow and a night light.
- "There's some room on my left."
- >It shrieks it's thanks and slithers into the bed.
- >Fluttershy sighs and nuzzles your cheek, getting paint on herself.
- >"Thank you, Anon. This was the best slumber party ever~"
- >She kisses you.
- "I hate this world."
- 8/8
- The End.
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