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- [9:10 PM] Charles: ok so who else wants to order
- [9:10 PM] Charles: the owner is asleep
- [9:11 PM] mid-life crisis: no
- [9:11 PM] Charles: so he cant tell me what to do
- [9:11 PM] mid-life crisis: charles your fired and banned from this borger king establishment
- [9:11 PM] Charles: but its my borger king
- [9:11 PM] Tetrikitty: hi I'm the health inspector
- [9:11 PM] Charles: oh shit
- [9:11 PM] mid-life crisis: hello health inspector
- [9:11 PM] Tetrikitty: I got reports that this place was full of roaches
- [9:11 PM] Charles: where
- [9:11 PM] Charles: i clean this place everyday
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: steps into the restaurant and crushes 3 roaches to death
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: oh dear
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: this is seriously infested
- [9:12 PM] mid-life crisis: the boss of borger king, @Charles has not provided me with any tools to clean the place
- [9:12 PM] Charles: what
- there are literally no roaches
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: looks at clipboard
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: I also had reports of a spider infestation
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: looks up and spider lands on her face
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: aaaaaaaa
- [9:12 PM] mid-life crisis: I am being severely mistreated by discord boss Charles Calvin#8892
- [9:12 PM] Tetrikitty: aaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaAAaa
- [9:12 PM] Charles: you bringed all of those here!
- [9:13 PM] Charles: there are literally none of those here!
- [9:13 PM] Tetrikitty: and there was another report about bees
- [9:13 PM] Charles: thats not true
- [9:13 PM] Tetrikitty: bee queen awakens somewhere in the back
- [9:13 PM] Charles: A WHAT THE FUCK
- [9:13 PM] Tetrikitty: checks off clipboard
- [9:13 PM] mid-life crisis: Charles Calvin#8892 has also served a humanoid spider
- [9:13 PM] Charles: no i havent
- [9:13 PM] Tetrikitty: no the humanoid ones are ok
- [9:13 PM] Tetrikitty: don't be racist
- [9:13 PM] Charles: it was a chicken
- [9:14 PM] Charles: a cooked chicken
- [9:14 PM] Charles: but whatever
- this is getting closed
- [9:14 PM] Tetrikitty: hmm we will have to test the chicken
- [9:14 PM] Tetrikitty: for roaches
- [9:14 PM] Charles: bruv
- [9:14 PM] Charles: just close it already
- [9:14 PM] Tetrikitty: I'm a health inspector, I gotta do my job
- [9:15 PM] mid-life crisis: please help me my boss is mistreating me
- [9:15 PM] Charles: i mean,the customers loved the food
- [9:15 PM] Tetrikitty: pokes chicken with a knife, it explodes in a shower of roaches
- [9:15 PM] mid-life crisis: Oh my god
- [9:15 PM] mid-life crisis: charles you are nasty
- [9:15 PM] Charles: Well thats not fair anymore tbh
- [9:15 PM] Tetrikitty: maybe your customers were humanoid spiders
- [9:15 PM] Tetrikitty: they like eating roaches
- [9:16 PM] Charles: also
- its your fast food,crisis
- [9:16 PM] mid-life crisis: no its not
- [9:16 PM] mid-life crisis: your the boss
- [9:16 PM] mid-life crisis: i am the poor minimum wage worker
- [9:16 PM] Charles: no,i just said it was my borger king
- i gave the boss rank to you
- [9:16 PM] mid-life crisis: :(
- [9:16 PM] Tetrikitty: ok this restaurant's license to operate is now retracted
- [9:17 PM] Tetrikitty: I'm taking the license forever
- [9:17 PM] mid-life crisis: you have the boss badge
- [9:17 PM] Tetrikitty: takes license off the wall
- [9:17 PM] Charles: no you do
- [9:17 PM] Chives: Hello there. I am new (but you guys gets new peeps all the time). I joined the server, because I am kinda new to the game, and too scared of playing alone ^^'
- [9:17 PM] mid-life crisis: no i dont
- [9:17 PM] mid-life crisis: @Chives
- [9:17 PM] Charles: fine il start another borger king
- no health inspectors allowed in
- [9:17 PM] mid-life crisis: #looking-to-play
- [9:18 PM] Chives: I saw that. I just wanted to say I'm here I guess >_>
- [9:18 PM] mid-life crisis: oops
- [9:18 PM] mid-life crisis: my bad
- [9:18 PM] Tetrikitty: hello new person!
- [9:18 PM] Charles: welcome
- [9:18 PM] Tetrikitty: I'm just messing with charles here out of spite cuz he called me a slur
- [9:19 PM] Warly The Culinarian: right
- [9:19 PM] Charles: lol
- [9:19 PM] Warly The Culinarian: i'm here
- [9:19 PM] Warly The Culinarian: the place wasn't infested
- [9:19 PM] Charles: karen isnt a slur
- [9:19 PM] Tetrikitty: ok if you wanna open a new borger king you have to apply for a new license
- [9:19 PM] Warly The Culinarian: they planted them
- [9:19 PM] Tetrikitty: at the bureau of restaurants
- [9:19 PM] Chives: Hi. I am a bit shy, so don't mind me ^^'
- [9:19 PM] Charles: ok
- [9:19 PM] Warly The Culinarian: and @Charles, you are still working here
- [9:19 PM] Charles: nice i guess
- [9:19 PM] Tetrikitty: at the counter hello do you want something
- [9:20 PM] Warly The Culinarian: you don't work here @Tetrikitty
- [9:31 PM] Charles: no its still here
- [9:31 PM] mid-life crisis:
- 9:20 PM] Charles: can i just make a sign that says no health inspectors though
- [9:20 PM] Warly The Culinarian: only me, @Danny and @Charles
- [9:20 PM] Tetrikitty: no I'm at the bureau
- [9:20 PM] Tetrikitty: the place to get a new restaurant license
- [9:21 PM] mid-life crisis:
- Hi. I am a bit shy, so don't mind me ^^'
- @Chives its fine
- [9:21 PM] Zimzagoon: are...you guys doing a burger king roleplay...?
- [9:21 PM] Charles: borger king
- [9:21 PM] Charles: big difference
- [9:21 PM] Tetrikitty: they were
- [9:21 PM] Zimzagoon: im
- [9:21 PM] Warly The Culinarian: we ARE
- [9:21 PM] Tetrikitty: but the borger king got shut down for health reasons
- [9:21 PM] Zimzagoon: losing my mind
- [9:21 PM] Warly The Culinarian: not WERE
- [9:21 PM] Charles: communism
- [9:21 PM] Warly The Culinarian: I DIDN'T
- [9:21 PM] Tetrikitty: they had roaches
- [9:21 PM] Warly The Culinarian: YOU PLACED THEM
- [9:21 PM] Charles: no we didnt
- [9:21 PM] Warly The Culinarian: i saw you place them
- [9:21 PM] Zimzagoon: ok...have fun goofballs
- [9:21 PM] mid-life crisis: yes
- [9:22 PM] Chives:
- [9:22 PM] Tetrikitty: ok do you want to talk to the manager
- [9:22 PM] mid-life crisis: Can I sew the new borger king
- [9:22 PM] mid-life crisis: SUE
- [9:22 PM] mid-life crisis: SUE
- [9:22 PM] Charles: still serving food
- [9:22 PM] mid-life crisis: NOT SEW
- [9:22 PM] Warly The Culinarian: there is no new borger king
- [9:22 PM] Warly The Culinarian: just ours
- [9:22 PM] Tetrikitty: the old one was closed
- [9:22 PM] Charles: yeah please sew it
- its kinda torn apart
- [9:22 PM] Tetrikitty: also the bee queen demolished it
- [9:22 PM] Warly The Culinarian: no it wasn't
- [9:22 PM] Tetrikitty: that happened since you were away
- [9:22 PM] Charles: there was no bee queen
- [9:22 PM] mid-life crisis: i'm sueing it
- [9:22 PM] Charles: wake up
- [9:23 PM] Chives: Idk what I joined in to. But I am laughing my butt off
- [9:23 PM] Warly The Culinarian: you can sue the new borger king
- [9:23 PM] Tetrikitty: it was probably charles's fault for making it roach filled
- [9:23 PM] Charles: ohh yeah sure
- [9:23 PM] Warly The Culinarian: cause that's the fake one
- [9:23 PM] Tetrikitty: it was fine when warly was the boss
- [9:23 PM] Tetrikitty: then the moment he leaves
- [9:23 PM] mid-life crisis: roaches are disgusting and you have attempted to poison poor customers
- [9:23 PM] Charles: he never left
- [9:23 PM] Warly The Culinarian: i'm not even the boss
- [9:23 PM] Tetrikitty: bam shut down for health reasons
- [9:23 PM] Warly The Culinarian: @Danny is
- [9:23 PM] Charles: you are the boss tho
- [9:23 PM] Charles: danny is the manager
- [9:23 PM] mid-life crisis: I am the boss
- [9:23 PM] mid-life crisis: i am the boss
- [9:23 PM] Tetrikitty: danny and crisis are good bosses
- [9:23 PM] Warly The Culinarian: YOU DON'T WORK HERE
- [9:24 PM] Tetrikitty: you know who isn't a good boss
- [9:24 PM] Tetrikitty: charles
- [9:24 PM] Warly The Culinarian: it's only me, @Danny and @Charles who work here
- [9:24 PM] Charles: rnghhhhh
- [9:24 PM] Warly The Culinarian: now please, stop
- [9:24 PM] mid-life crisis: i work here excus eme
- [9:24 PM] Tetrikitty: oh it looks like you're a little upset, do you want to talk to the manager
- [9:24 PM] Warly The Culinarian: who said?
- [9:24 PM] Tetrikitty: hmm? hmm?
- [9:24 PM] Warly The Culinarian: i work here @Tetrikitty
- [9:24 PM] mid-life crisis: I am the boss here
- [9:24 PM] Laptop the Hyper: burger king rpg
- [9:25 PM] mid-life crisis: warly your fired you cannot disrespect the health inspector that way
- [9:25 PM] Warly The Culinarian: that's it
- [9:25 PM] Warly The Culinarian: borger king shut
- [9:25 PM] Chives: A general question. What would a male Karen be called?
- [9:25 PM] mid-life crisis: I say that with a heavy heart because i believe you are truly a good chef
- [9:25 PM] Charles: kevin
- [9:25 PM] Charles: thats how a male karen is called
- [9:25 PM] Tetrikitty: ok you're a kevin now
- [9:25 PM] Charles: no im not
- [9:25 PM] Warly The Culinarian: but yeah, borger king shut
- [9:25 PM] mid-life crisis: however your actions are too much for borger king to handle
- [9:25 PM] Tetrikitty: hey kevin do you want to apply for for a new license
- [9:26 PM] Tetrikitty: I'm waiting at the bureau of restaurants
- [9:26 PM] Charles: get out
- you have been banned from this borger king
- [9:26 PM] Charles: go to another
- [9:26 PM] Tetrikitty: what borger king
- [9:26 PM] Tetrikitty: it's closed and also demolished by bee queen
- [9:26 PM] Charles: there was no bee queen
- [9:26 PM] Charles: you just imagined it
- [9:26 PM] Tetrikitty: my clipboard says otherwise
- [9:26 PM] mid-life crisis: warly and charles i believe you both have potential to work for a proper restaurant one day
- [9:26 PM] Tetrikitty: it is an official health inspector clipboard
- [9:26 PM] Charles: the chicken full of roaches was never even sent,we dont even server chicken anymorre
- [9:26 PM] Warly The Culinarian: ENOUGH
- [9:26 PM] Warly The Culinarian: STOP ARGUING
- [9:27 PM] Tetrikitty: if you wanna argue with the clipboard you can ask to see my manager, who is the government
- [9:27 PM] Warly The Culinarian: BORGER KING IS NOT SHUT DOWN
- [9:27 PM] mid-life crisis: however i think it would be best if you took...
- [9:27 PM] mid-life crisis: therapy
- [9:27 PM] rutgerdekip: :scrash:
- [9:27 PM] Charles: I WORK AT THE GOVERNMENT
- [9:27 PM] Charles:
- [9:27 PM] mid-life crisis: Like
- [9:27 PM] mid-life crisis: mental therapy
- [9:27 PM] Charles: you see this copter?
- [9:27 PM] Charles: its from the government
- [9:27 PM] Charles: and its me inside it
- [9:27 PM] Tetrikitty: no you worked at borger king
- [9:27 PM] Tetrikitty: until it was closed
- [9:27 PM] Tetrikitty: now you're jobless
- [9:27 PM] Tetrikitty: btw rent is due
- [9:28 PM] Charles: rnghhh
- [9:28 PM] Warly The Culinarian: NO IT'S NOT
- [9:28 PM] mid-life crisis: because I believe you both are truly delusional
- [9:28 PM] Charles: RAAAAAAAA
- [9:28 PM] Warly The Culinarian: YOU'VE RUINED THE RP
- [9:28 PM] mid-life crisis: Warly please just accept the restaurant has closed down
- [9:28 PM] Tetrikitty: it's kevin's fault
- [9:28 PM] mid-life crisis: I am sure you have a piggy bank full of money
- [9:28 PM] Warly The Culinarian: @Charles
- [9:28 PM] mid-life crisis: you can start a new restaurant
- [9:28 PM] Charles: IM CALLING FELIX WHITE
- [9:28 PM] Laptop the Hyper: god dammit charles
- [9:28 PM] Warly The Culinarian: just come into gabriel's gulag and work there
- [9:28 PM] Tetrikitty: it's always kevin's fault
- [9:28 PM] Tetrikitty: for any thing
- [9:28 PM] rutgerdekip:
- [9:28 PM] Charles: its always karens fault
- [9:29 PM] Tetrikitty: you can't think of anything better to say so you're parroting me
- [9:29 PM] mid-life crisis: Charles I am serious I am going to revoke your chef license if you do not stop harassing the poor health inspector
- [9:29 PM] Warly The Culinarian: @Tetrikitty you gonna go onto this morning about this?
- [9:29 PM] Tetrikitty: hm?
- [9:29 PM] Tetrikitty: I have no beef with you
- [9:29 PM] Tetrikitty: you can apply for a new restaurant license if you like
- [9:30 PM] Tetrikitty: charles ran your old one into the ground as soon as you left
- [9:30 PM] Tetrikitty: but here, just fill out this form
- [9:30 PM] Tetrikitty: gives warly a form
- [9:30 PM] Warly The Culinarian: me and charles are gone
- [9:30 PM] Warly The Culinarian: we've gone to another discord to work
- [9:30 PM] Warly The Culinarian: in the official discord borger king
- [9:30 PM] Tetrikitty: oh ok then
- [9:31 PM] Charles: karen...
- [9:31 PM] Tetrikitty: I have no patience for slur calling kevins
- [9:31 PM] Warly The Culinarian: slur-calling*
- [9:31 PM] Tetrikitty: yeah
- [9:31 PM] Tetrikitty: I'm glad you agree
- [9:31 PM] mid-life crisis: well boys we did it
- [9:31 PM] Charles:
- [9:31 PM] mid-life crisis: borger king is no more
- [9:31 PM] Warly The Culinarian: nah it is yes more
- [9:31 PM] Charles: no its still here
- [9:31 PM] mid-life crisis:
- [9:31 PM] Warly The Culinarian: just not here
- [9:31 PM] Charles: ye
- [9:31 PM] Warly The Culinarian: cause you lot aren't worth our time
- [9:32 PM] Tetrikitty: borger king is defeated by bee queen and the health ministry working together
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: just
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: take
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: the
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: hint
- [9:32 PM] Charles: you scared people away from ordering
- we dont have money
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: yes we do
- [9:32 PM] Charles: in this chat
- [9:32 PM] Tetrikitty: how you gonna pay rent now
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: we have 214 gems in gabriel's gulag
- [9:32 PM] Charles: i said here
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: and we came over here
- [9:32 PM] Warly The Culinarian: to get gems for the gabriel's gulag
- [9:32 PM] Tetrikitty: maybe that'll teach you not to use slurs in the future
- [9:33 PM] mid-life crisis:
- [9:33 PM] Tetrikitty: pictured: bee queen destroying the borger king
- [9:33 PM] Charles:
- maybe that'll teach you not to use slurs in the future
- hehehe
- [9:33 PM] Charles:
- [9:33 PM] Warly The Culinarian: @Tetrikitty ur a right karen
- [9:33 PM] Tetrikitty: well, you can't get a license now
- [9:33 PM] Tetrikitty: takes the form back
- [9:34 PM] Warly The Culinarian: @Tetrikitty: "LeT mE sPeAk To ThE mAnAgEr"
- [9:34 PM] Warly The Culinarian: and i burnt the form
- [9:34 PM] Tetrikitty: ok sure
- [9:34 PM] Warly The Culinarian: in the "new borger king"
- [9:34 PM] Charles: "I AM THE MANAGER"
- [9:34 PM] Tetrikitty: here's my manager, @mid-life crisis
- [9:34 PM] Tetrikitty: they are the government btw
- [9:34 PM] Warly The Culinarian: read it again
- [9:34 PM] Charles: il play the entire hotline miami 2 if you stop causing trouble
- [9:35 PM] Tetrikitty: nah I just want you to understand what you did wrong
- [9:35 PM] Tetrikitty: you don't have to keep going down this path, you know?
- [9:35 PM] Charles: well lets see....i called you a karen,which isnt wrong...
- [9:35 PM] Tetrikitty: :thinking:
- [9:35 PM] Charles: i done nothing wrong in this fast food...
- [9:35 PM] Charles: i served good food...
- [9:36 PM] Charles: we got good sales...
- [9:36 PM] Charles: yeah id say it wasnt bad
- [9:36 PM] Tetrikitty: ok go play hotline miami I guess, you won't be able to understand
- [9:36 PM] mid-life crisis: hello i am the swat police whats cookin hot stuff
- [9:36 PM] Charles: want a borger
- [9:36 PM] Tetrikitty: warly wants to speak to the manager
- [9:36 PM] Charles: he is the manager
- [9:36 PM] Tetrikitty: crisis is the manager
- [9:36 PM] Warly The Culinarian:
- @Tetrikitty: "LeT mE sPeAk To ThE mAnAgEr"
- actually read it?
- [9:36 PM] Charles: np
- [9:36 PM] Morris:
- [9:36 PM] Tetrikitty: meh I know what you said before you edited it
- [9:36 PM] Tetrikitty: can't go back on your words
- [9:37 PM] Warly The Culinarian: yeah, because i thought u wouldn't be stupid enough to tell i was being u
- [9:37 PM] Warly The Culinarian: but clearly, u are
- [9:37 PM] mid-life crisis: yes i am the manager whats up
- [9:37 PM] Tetrikitty: ah, I see you're going to persist on lying
- [9:37 PM] Charles: yeah lets stop
- [9:37 PM] Tetrikitty: sometimes you should just give up and tell the truth, mate
- [9:37 PM] mid-life crisis: break the fight ladies theres enough of me to go around
- [9:37 PM] Warly The Culinarian: OIBRTIHJGERPTOUHIRTERIGUHERIYHEROIWEHROERIHRKERE
- [9:37 PM] Charles: no
- [9:38 PM] Warly The Culinarian: OH NO
- [9:38 PM] Warly The Culinarian: NOT AGAIN
- [9:38 PM] Tetrikitty: having a seizure when confronted with the truth now
- [9:38 PM] Morris:
- [9:38 PM] Tetrikitty: lmao
- [9:38 PM] mid-life crisis: Warly im a little concerned are you ok
- [9:38 PM] Warly The Culinarian: I'VE HAD ENOUGHNREOGFIWJEFKW
- [9:38 PM] Tetrikitty: ok
- [9:38 PM] Warly The Culinarian: MY HEART IS BEATING TO FATS
- [9:38 PM] mid-life crisis: like I know your mentally uh... mentally problematic but..
- [9:38 PM] Warly The Culinarian: FAST*
- [9:38 PM] mid-life crisis: this is something else
- [9:38 PM] Tetrikitty: oh, now you know how I felt earlier
- [9:38 PM] Morris: @mid-life crisis
- [9:38 PM] Morris: you're*
- [9:38 PM] Warly The Culinarian: CAUSE YOU JUST DON'T STOP
- [9:38 PM] Tetrikitty: warly you do know it's charles fault right?
- [9:39 PM] rutgerdekip: I legit don't know if this is RP anymore or just flaming at eachother
- [9:39 PM] mid-life crisis: a flaming mix of both
- [9:39 PM] Warly The Culinarian: IT'S NOT ANYMORE
- [9:39 PM] Morris: chilly flakes but discord
- [9:39 PM] Warly The Culinarian: I SERIOUSLY CANNOT TAKEWE WTHIS
- [9:39 PM] Tetrikitty: the way you feel now with your heart beating too fast
- [9:39 PM] mid-life crisis: warly its okay
- [9:39 PM] Tetrikitty: that's how he made me feel
- [9:39 PM] mid-life crisis: kisses on lips
- [9:39 PM] Morris: wtf
- [9:39 PM] Warly The Culinarian: go away
- [9:39 PM] mid-life crisis: ok
- [9:39 PM] mid-life crisis: :(
- [9:39 PM] Tetrikitty: with his slurs
- [9:39 PM] Warly The Culinarian: slaps @mid-life crisis
- [9:39 PM] Tetrikitty: do you get it?
- [9:39 PM] mid-life crisis: shoots discord user @Warly The Culinarian
- [9:39 PM] Morris: wtf is this, roblox roleplay?
- [9:40 PM] Warly The Culinarian: thank god
- [9:40 PM] Charles: rams helicopter into @mid-life crisis
- [9:40 PM] Warly The Culinarian: it isn't even roleplay anymore
- [9:40 PM] Morris: wow
- [9:40 PM] Morris: this is roblox roleplay
- [9:40 PM] Morris: cough
- [9:40 PM] Tetrikitty: hi I'm the health inspector, I heard this helicopter was full of roaches
- [9:40 PM] Charles: NO
- [9:40 PM] mid-life crisis: no morris, its a fucken burger king roleplay
- [9:40 PM] Morris: what
- [9:40 PM] Charles: STOP IT
- THERE ARE NO HEALTH INSPECTORS ALLOWED IN
- [9:40 PM] Tetrikitty: hmmm looks at the roach bits flying off the rotor
- [9:41 PM] Warly The Culinarian: It's not a roleplay anymore
- [9:41 PM] Tetrikitty: checks off a box on the clipboard
- [9:41 PM] Morris: even tetri is roleplaying
- [9:41 PM] Morris: ok bye
- [9:41 PM] Warly The Culinarian: CAN SOMEONE ACTUALLY STOP THIS
- [9:41 PM] Charles: this is getting annoying even
- [9:41 PM] Morris: roblox roleplay
- [9:41 PM] Warly The Culinarian: YES I KNOW
- [9:41 PM] mid-life crisis: the whole god dang helicopter's made of a cockroach
- [9:41 PM] rutgerdekip: Might have to shut this thing down
- [9:41 PM] Morris: please do
- [9:41 PM] Warly The Culinarian: please do
- [9:41 PM] Tetrikitty: I'm fine with that
- [9:41 PM] Morris: shut up warly
- [9:41 PM] Charles: please do
- [9:41 PM] Morris: nobody asked
- [9:41 PM] Warly The Culinarian: @Morris no u
- [9:42 PM] mid-life crisis: m
- [9:42 PM] rutgerdekip: Alright so y'all just stop this act and do something else
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