Random TF from Puppy

Esei looks about themself, rubbing their chin thoughtfully.

Mysrai, the Shofet of Abyssal Scales has bestowed Their divine truefavour upon you. It will last for 7 months.

(The Shadow Kindred): You say, "*laughing ass off*."

look me
He is a compound-eyed kephera wyrden demigod. He looks imposing at first glance, standing nearly two meters high with a black chitinous exoskeleton and broad blood-orange thorax. His bulbous red eyes sit on either side of his wedge-shaped head, and a small pair of stunted antennae protrude from atop his skull, looking broken. Where his mouth would be sits a small pair of jagged mandibles. Two sets of spiny orange arms are affixed to his torso, the top set of which are long and thewy while the second are spindly and pulled close to his chest. A long abdomen hangs down to his knees and is angled away from his back, ribbed in full black bands with small orange flecks throughout. Evidence of conflict mar his once shiny carapace, with the occasional crack and abrasion clearly visible. His legs are long and covered in thick orange plates with tiny black spines tracing down the back of his calves, ending in small segmented dual-toed feet. Set on either side of his lower back are two delicate orbs that whistle and click as he breathes. Two pairs of veiny, translucent wings looking far too small for his body size hang stiffly from his back. Despite initially appearing intimidating, his demeanor is subdued, the smaller set of hands laced together tightly. Tattooed on his hands is an illustration of a bumblebee constellation. A scarlet hieroglyph rests in the centre of his forehead, flickering with occasional tongues of lightning to show the truefavour of Mysrai, the Shofet of Abyssal Scales.
He is wearing:
a Glomdoring friendship bracelet
a clover-etched opal ring
a mottled bloodstone watch barely sticking out of his right breast pocket
a bat ring of insidious shadows
a beryl ring grasped by an opal hand
a spider ring of subtle manipulation
an interlocking bracelet of blackened kephera chitin striated with shades of indigo
a nacreous baroque-pearl beetle brooch clipped securely to his hat
an ebon necklace bound with a shadowfire gem
a simple crown of miniature silk blossoms set about the belt of his explorer's hat
a charming solstice bat pin
a jewelled cicada brooch
a leather explorer's hat
a knotted noose scarf looped twice across his broad shoulders and partially revealing a little white clover pendant
a Ring of Obscurity
an ebony armband of cawing crows
a Pendant of the Divine Spark
an ebon throwover cloak striated with lilac patterns
thick leather footwrap-style boots carefully wound between his leg spikes
the Fingerblade of dha'Wyrden-cree.

Esei blinks.

Esei peers at themself unscrupulously.

You stare blankly into space.

You think to yourself: What.

You think to yourself: ...what!

You think to yourself: Mister-and-Missus-and-Neithers Shofets??

The pointed tips of Esei's ears twitch to some errant sound.

You have emoted: Gurashi reaches up to gently touch the side of his face, looking bewildered.

Esei touches their forehead, blinking repeatedly.

look esei
With porcelain skin covered in freckles, they are a graceful elfen wyrden demigod. Their hair, a vibrant auburn in hue, is bound into a tidy bun at the back of their head, with four braids making up the rest of the loose strands; small bits of dark metal string the braids. Set below arched brows, their oft-hooded eyes are large and angled, with dark irises, making the pupils near indiscernible within them; dark, thick lashes line them, making them appear demure at times. Their nose is straight, slightly quirked at the tip, sitting above full, pink lips. Just past those lips lie sharpened incisors, giving them an overall more feral look. Their body is tall, slim, and willowy, with a narrow waist and hips but broad shoulders in comparison, standing at just over six feet. Their hands, most of all, are elegant and somewhat delicate, but end in tapered, sharp nails. Oddly, a half-healed scar covers their right palm. A scarlet hieroglyph rests in the centre of their forehead, flickering with occasional tongues of lightning to show the truefavour of Mysrai, the Shofet of Abyssal Scales.
They are wearing:
a platinum commune ring on the left ring finger
Ebon Prayer Beads of the Silent Lord hanging loosely around their neck
a charm bracelet of dark idols dangling loosely around their right wrist
a seven stone onyx bracelet clasped closely to their left wrist
robes of shadow
a silver torc
the Fingerblade of dha'Wyrden-cree set upon their left index finger.

Suddenly, loudly, you exclaim to Esei, "Ahh!"

Excitedly, you ask Esei, "You too?"

You suddenly let loose a chittering laugh.

Esei nods their head at you.

Cupping his hands over his mouth and yelling loud enough to fill the tower's halls, you exclaim, "Many many thank yous Mister-and-Missus-and-Neither Shofets Mysrai!"

You beam broadly.

You have emoted: Gurashi lowers his hands, antennae bobbing happily.

Esei's eyes raise to the heavens as a look of hope flashes across their face.

(The Shadow Kindred): You say, "Nocht: *lord silence* / gurashi: *lord loud*."

You beam broadly at Esei.

Faintly buzzing, you say to Esei, "What!"

Faintly buzzing, you exclaim to Esei, "They were kind enough to give us a blessing!"

Faintly buzzing, you exclaim to Esei, "So should tell Them thank you!"

Loudly again, and with much enthusiasm, you exclaim, "So thank You!!"

Finger extended, Esei pokes Ebon Prayer Beads of the Silent Lord.

Esei pats you in a friendly manner.

It is now the 8th of Urlachmar, 551 years after the Coming of Estarra.
There are 12 days until the New Moon

Esei blinks.

Master Esei of the Ascending Dusk says to you, "Ah, I'm late but.. happy birthday."

A cascade of scarlet lightning ripples across the firmament, carrying with it a dark and boisterous laugh that shakes the very ground beneath your feet as it echoes weirdly. The smell of cayenne is overwhelming for a moment before a hot wind carries it away and the sky returns to normal.

You blink.

You suddenly let loose a chittering laugh.

Esei blinks.

Master Esei of the Ascending Dusk whispers, "Well."

Laughing still, you say to Esei, "See?!"

You have emoted: Gurashi looks back at Esei, mandibles still clicking with excitement. "Ah - ah, many thank yous!"

Faintly buzzing, you say to Esei, "Almost missed it myself - but do not worry! Managed to make a birthday wish before was too late."

Esei pats you in a friendly manner.

Naralis shouts, "Hare Mysrai!"

Between out short, buzzing giggles, you say, "Still am not sure understand why say Hare, but 'Hare Mysrai', yes."