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- 9
- >You feel the bitter liquid wash over the back of your tongue.
- >You clink the glass on the cheap wood, and gasp for air.
- >”Yeah, I think you had enough, Anon.”
- >A blue hoof stops your reach to the glass.
- >”Meh? Enuff? Noe, noe, noe.” You shake your head.
- >You could have sworn there was only one bartender.
- >”Anon, you’re losing it.”
- >”No I’m not.”
- >”Yes you are.”
- >”I swear to drunk, I’m not you.”
- >Soarin looks annoyed.
- >You think he’s annoyed.
- >He flies off, calling for his friends.
- >Fine, you never needed him.
- >OH GOD YOU’RE SO LONELY
- >The soft music of the bar fills your ears, before EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE AHHHH
- >PONIES ARE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES
- >LIGHTS EVERYWHERE
- >”Anon, get the hold of yourself!”
- >A cold bucket of water runs through your body.
- >You stop, looking around.
- >Oh right, you were in a club.
- >You didn’t know there was only one DJ.
- >”Here, take this.” Soarin passes you a small vial.
- >You take it gingerly, and down it quick.
- >Hey, this is sweet.
- >Not bitter.
- >That means no alcohol.
- >Bananas are excellent source of Potassium.
- >Holy crap, your brain is back.
- >”There we go, all better.”
- >Soarin pats your shoulder, before returning to his drink.
- >You clasp your hands over your face and groan.
- >It has been about a week.
- >A week after your fight with Shining and Cadance.
- >You’ve been drinking ever since.
- >Getting drunk was easy for you, being the lightweight you are.
- >As soon as you got back home, you packed up and moved out.
- >You got a room in the castle provided by Celestia, who sympathized.
- >You refused however, and took to the barracks.
- >You still got your own room inside the barracks.
- >But still, it’s the thought that matters.
- >You worked as a full-time guard and Captain in training, earning some bits to your way.
- >Mom and Twilight still visited sometimes, asking you to come back home.
- >Nope.
- >Not after what Shining tried.
- >You still took your time to take care of Twilight however.
- >Cadance avoided you in the castle, and you did so too.
- >Good riddance.
- >”Anon, why is Cadance always sad?” Twilight looks over you.
- >You are currently in the park, taking Twilight for-
- >”Whyyyyyyy?”
- >Dammit Twilight, not one of my monologues.
- >”Well, you see, Cadance and I-“
- >”I thought the two of you were special someponies with each other.”
- >”Well-“
- >”Doesn’t that mean Cadance should be happy?”
- >”Cadance is not-“
- >”Shouldn’t you be happy?”
- >”Well…”
- >Twilight frowns and goes silent, waiting for an answer.
- >”Twilight, Cadance and I- we had a fight.”
- >”So?”
- >”So, we can’t be special someponies anymore.”
- >”I don’t get it.”
- >You rise to a sitting position.
- >You just loved to lie back on the soft grass.
- >There was this tree you often went under, Twilight and you.
- >It had a nice reach with the leaves and-
- >”Anon, are you thinking deeply again?” Twilight giggles.
- >”Huh, why?” You focus your eyes back on your little sister.
- >”You were drooling again.”
- >You quickly wipe your face and cross your arms.
- >Damn this dysfunctional brain.
- >”Twilight, why don’t we just drop it.”
- >”Drop what?” Twilight cocks her head in confusion.
- >”The question.”
- >Twilight stops for a while, before giggling again.
- >”Silly Anon, you can’t drop questions, they’re sounds!”
- >Oh this filly.
- >You grab Twilight and ruffle her mane.
- >She squeals and laughs at your grasp.
- >”You know what Anon?”
- >”Yeah?”
- >”Adults are weird.”
- >”What do you mean?”
- >”Why do you stay away from Cadance if she made you happy?”
- >You go silent at the question.
- >”Are you sure?”
- >”Absolutely.”
- >Twilight ponders for a second, before she faces you, smiling.
- >What is running in her head, anyway?
- >”Well, I think it is an absolute-lie.”
- >She giggles.
- >HHHNNNNGG
- >Look at this filly.
- >”You should really get back together, Anon.”
- >Twilight throws you a look, before returning to her books.
- >Lookie here, your own sister, not even in her teens, giving you relationship tips.
- >You sit there silently, feeling the warm breeze of that afternoon.
- >”You really, really should get back together, Anon.”
- >”Nahh.”
- >”Come on, look at yourself. You’re a wreck.”
- >You look up to see Fleur.
- >”Come on, Flour, I didn’t dress THAT bad.”
- >”You know I didn’t mean it that way.”
- >”Come on, Fleur, I don’t need her.”
- >”Yes you do, you’ve been drinking ever since. Cadance have been crying all day.”
- >Fleur sips her drink, before giving that condescending stare.
- >”Well, I-“
- >She strengthens her stare.
- >”I-“
- >She grunts- her never blinking eyes fixated on you.
- >You start to sweat, and your hands start to tremble.
- >”Well, Anon?”
- >”FINE.”
- >”Good.”
- >”Well, when do I get to say it? I just can’t jump in say; ‘Oh hi Cadance. Sorry about the break-up thing, let’s get back together, K?’”
- >”That would be a start.”
- >You reach for your drink, before a pink aura surrounds it.
- >”I think you had enough, Anon.”
- >Fleur whisks away your drink.
- >Awww.
- >”Anyway, Cadance is coming over now; this will be your chance.”
- >”I have no choice, do I?”
- >”Nope.”
- >”Wait, did you plan this?”
- >”Maybe.”
- >Clever Girl.
- >Soon, you can see Cadance entering the bar with some of her friends.
- >Fleur nudges you, and you slowly make your way to her.
- >Cadance notices you, and moves away.
- >This is going to be harder than you thought.
- >You try intercepting, before Cadance winces and teleports away.
- >GOD DAMMIT
- >You retreat back to your seat.
- >”That is pathetic, Anon.”
- >”Shut up.”
- >You can see some stallions making their moves on Cadance.
- >This cannot happen.
- >”Alright everypony! The karaoke night is now open!” The bartender lights up a small stage.
- >”Anypony?” He asks, looking around the audience.
- >Fleur is busy trying to come up with a plan.
- >You have an idea.
- >”Bartender!” You call.
- >”Yesssir?” He turns to you.
- >”Are you still looking for a singer?”
- >He smiles at you.
- >You step on the stage, gathering quite a view from the customers.
- >”Hey all, just here to sing.” You speak into the mike.
- >The spotlight is blinding.
- >Cadance pushes away the stallions and watches you.
- >”Right.”
- [www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts]
- >You flick your fingers at the nearby drum starting a quick beat.
- >”Get on with it!”
- >”Come on, we don’t have all night!”
- >The crowd is really supportive tonight.
- >Alright, time to improvise.
- >You had no idea what you were doing.
- >Remember your motto;
- >Buck it.
- >You start off a simple ring in the piano.
- Give me a second I,
- >You start, grabbing onto the mike.
- I need to get my story straight.
- >You look over the crowd, to Cadance.
- >Another ring.
- My friends are in the bathroom, getting higher than the empire state.
- >What the fuck are you saying.
- >No idea, keep going!
- >Another!
- My lover she’s waiting for me just across the bar
- >You turn your head to Cadance.
- >She smiles and nods.
- >Start playing your thing, man.
- My seats been taken by some sunglasses asking ‘bout a scar and-
- >You smile and turn your head to the left a bit.
- >Coil around the mike, Anon.
- I know I gave it to you months ago.
- I know you’re trying to forget.
- >You look sadly to Cadance, who is completely engrossed in your song.
- >You are holding onto the mike for your dear life.
- But between the drinks and the subtle things
- The holes in my apologies
- You know I’m trying hard to take it back.
- >You quickly flick your head back to its straight position.
- >You look to Fleur, who is clapping and laughing.
- >You hope that is good news.
- >Aaaand slow it down a bit.
- “So if by the time, the bar closes,”
- ”And you feel like falling down-“
- I’ll carry you home-
- >Deep breaths.
- >Let it all out.
- TOOOONIIIIIIIIGHHHHTTTTTT
- >OH GOD YOUR LUNGS
- >The crowd buys it, and cheers.
- >They sing along to your song.
- >As if they knew.
- We are young
- So let’s set the world on fire,
- We can burn brighter than the
- SUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN
- >Sun, I am disappoint.
- >Shut up, brain.
- >You go over that part again.
- Now I know that I'm not
- all that you got
- I guess that I
- I just thought maybe we could find a ways to fall apart
- But our friends are back
- So let's raise a toast
- ‘Cause I found someone to carry me home
- >Now you’re just making it up as you go.
- Tonight
- We are young
- so let's set the world on fire
- we can burn brighter
- than the sun
- Tonight
- We are young
- so let's set the world on fire
- we can burn brighter
- than the sun
- [… I’m not just posting lyrics, you know.]
- Carry me home tonight
- Just carry me home tonight
- Carry me home tonight
- Just carry me home tonight
- >Fuck, is the crowd joining in?
- >Why are they making this weird noise?
- >NYA NYA NYA
- The moon is on my side
- I have no reason to run
- So will someone come and carry me home tonight
- The angels never arrived
- but I can hear the choir
- so will someone come and carry me home
- Tonight
- We are young
- so let's set the world on fire
- we can burn brighter
- than the sun
- Tonight
- We are young
- so let's set the world on fire
- we can burn brighter
- than the sun
- >Come on Anon, kill the song.
- >Fine.
- So if by the time-
- >You pause for while.
- the bar closes-
- and you feel like falling down,
- >You look over to Cadance, and give her a soft smile.
- I'll carry you home tonight.
- >”Cadance.” You speak through the mike.
- >The bar is dead silent.
- >”I’m sorry about before.”
- >You smirk.
- >”Will you carry me home tonight?”
- >Cadance immediately flies up and into your arms.
- >The crowd cheers again.
- >Fleur smiles, and claps.
- >Clops?
- >Guess Twilight was right; it was an Absolute-lie.
- >You owe her some candy.
- >But tonight, we are young.
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