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Netoge Chapter 17

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  1. P1
  2.  
  3. [From the great disaster when I seriously proposed to a nekama to when my wife Ako proposed to me,]
  4.  
  5. [I was against marriage inside a game.]
  6.  
  7. A new chapter!
  8.  
  9. [Of course, because I was so embarrassed, or rather, it's the first reason.]
  10.  
  11. [Another reason is several troubles that happened around me.]
  12.  
  13. <-Same person, different account->
  14.  
  15. "My marriage partner got married to another guy wwith a different account!"
  16.  
  17. *bang*
  18.  
  19. "She was only aiming at my body and money!"
  20.  
  21. *crying*
  22.  
  23. "In a word, she was thinking of you only as a partner she could use for the long distance fire power of your job."
  24.  
  25. "That's right! She didn't love me!"
  26.  
  27. [Whereas he loved her.]
  28.  
  29. "I see...... That looks harsh."
  30.  
  31. P2
  32.  
  33. [Without thinking about the other person's feeling, their stance about marriage inside a game, or anything else,
  34.  
  35. I've also proposed! I can't make fun of him.]
  36.  
  37. *crying crying crying*
  38.  
  39. *pat*
  40.  
  41. [It's all the fault of the guys who have made marriages inside the game possible!]
  42.  
  43. "I'll never ever marry again!"
  44.  
  45. Yeeeah!!
  46.  
  47. "Right! I'll absolutely never marry!"
  48.  
  49. "Something like taht happened."
  50.  
  51. "I'll never divorce."
  52.  
  53. "Yeah, I also not thinking about that."
  54.  
  55. "Thanks god."
  56.  
  57. P3
  58.  
  59. "The main question isn't that, what I wanted to ask is your stance about marriage."
  60.  
  61. "Yeah."
  62.  
  63. "If my stance and yours about marriage is different, it would be troublesome.
  64.  
  65. Because we got married without deeply thinking about such a thing."
  66.  
  67. "Huh? But I love you."
  68.  
  69. "......I also love you."
  70.  
  71. "Right?"
  72.  
  73. "Then, I wanna ask you."
  74.  
  75. *scratch scratch*
  76.  
  77. "Yes."
  78.  
  79. "........."
  80.  
  81. "......?"
  82.  
  83. P4
  84.  
  85. "As if I could ask that!"
  86.  
  87. "Huuuh!? Why are you getting angry by yourself!?"
  88.  
  89. "Shaddap! I'm gonna sleep. Good night."
  90.  
  91. "Y- Yes, good night."
  92.  
  93. [It's disconforting her if I suddenly get angry.
  94.  
  95. I have to apologize to Ako tomorrow...]
  96.  
  97. [But I couldn't ask about her true feelings.]
  98.  
  99. [Ako, do you love the real me?]
  100.  
  101. [Something like that.]
  102.  
  103. P5
  104.  
  105. Aren't female high school student sweet?
  106.  
  107. P6
  108.  
  109. [After school, in a certain day during test.]
  110.  
  111. [When I tried to sneal a look at Ako's class,]
  112.  
  113. [My wife was surrounded by normalfags.]
  114.  
  115. "Hey, look! Tamaki-san will also look good with that!"
  116.  
  117. "Huh? Not at all. Isn't this one good on Tamaki-san?"
  118.  
  119. *chatter chatter*(girls)
  120.  
  121. "Y- Yeah......"
  122.  
  123. *bang*
  124.  
  125. *anxious*(Lucian)
  126.  
  127. "Kyaaah! I can't hold it anymore!"
  128.  
  129. Kyah Kyah❤(girl)
  130.  
  131. *shake shake shake*(Ako)
  132.  
  133. *enraged*(Ako)
  134.  
  135. P7
  136.  
  137. "I- I'm already at my limit! That- That kind of cursed item is-!"
  138.  
  139. *roooaarr*(Ako)
  140.  
  141. "What are you doing, Ako!"
  142.  
  143. "Lu- Luciaaan!"
  144.  
  145. *dash*(Ako)
  146.  
  147. "Please listen, Lucian. Cruel, it's cruel!"
  148.  
  149. "I'll listen to you afterward, but the cruel one is you!"
  150. And don't repeatedly call me Lucian!
  151.  
  152. P8
  153.  
  154. "Luian is also cruel!"
  155.  
  156. "Aaah- Looks like the husband has come."
  157.  
  158. "Let's read the mood and leave the rest to him."
  159.  
  160. "......That was dangerous, really."
  161.  
  162. Haaaah(Schwein)
  163.  
  164. "But I know how she feels. Sometimes, I also want to tear and throw it away."
  165.  
  166. "I think Ako's reason is different from your's."
  167.  
  168. "Hello, Nishimura-kun."
  169.  
  170. "Yes, hello...... So, what happened?"
  171.  
  172. P9
  173.  
  174. "I was thinking that Ako should be a little more fashionable,
  175.  
  176. and I was just recommending accessories with everyone."
  177.  
  178. "You sure were doing cruel things to my wife."
  179.  
  180. "Right!? It was cruel!"
  181.  
  182. "Huuh? Is that so?"
  183.  
  184. "Please look!
  185.  
  186. "This storm of self-satisfied looks that are saying 'We're reader model girls in the
  187.  
  188. highest catse within school! Prostate yourself in front of us, you ignorant people!'!"
  189. Who reads that kind of things!? //TN: reader models = amateur models who appear in fashion
  190.  
  191. magazines.
  192.  
  193. "That's an image of reader models too biased."
  194.  
  195. "But you can learn a lot?"
  196.  
  197. "I don't want to learn that kind of things!"
  198.  
  199. "Yo can hate it if you want, but stop tearing my book."
  200.  
  201. P10
  202.  
  203. "Huh? That's your book?"
  204.  
  205. "......Yes, do you have any complaints?"
  206.  
  207. "The february-march issue is about the basics of make-up and how to choose clothes, aimed at new students,
  208.  
  209. Since it's aimed at beginners, Akane has esppressly brought it."
  210.  
  211. "I'm not planning to level-up to begin with!"
  212.  
  213. "You don't get it.
  214.  
  215. That's an important item you shouldn't miss."
  216.  
  217. *tsk tsk tsk*(Akane)
  218.  
  219. "You're saying that's an important item, but if it doesn't advance the quest and remains in your inventory,
  220.  
  221. Won't it continue to be an hindrance?"
  222.  
  223. "No at all! That's for games! Ah! Erm."
  224.  
  225. P11
  226.  
  227. "............Nanako, Shouldn't you better go home soon?"
  228.  
  229. "No, I still have time, I can stick to you."
  230.  
  231. "......Is that so?"
  232.  
  233. [This is the phenomenon where we can't openly have our otaku talk because there's a normal person mixed in!]
  234.  
  235. "Do something about Nanako!"
  236.  
  237. "Akiyama-san is you responsability, do something yourself!"
  238.  
  239. "It's impossible. It's impossible. It's absolutely impossible."
  240.  
  241. "They're useless."
  242.  
  243. *Kupiiiiin*
  244.  
  245. "Stop leaving me behind and talking by eye contact!"
  246.  
  247. "Yeah, erm, it's not like that."
  248.  
  249. Buuuh(Nanako)
  250.  
  251. "It can't be helped if it's like that.
  252.  
  253. Ako, listen well."
  254.  
  255. "That kind of fashon magazine,"
  256.  
  257. P12
  258.  
  259. "is the complete walkthrought wiki for the real offline female high school student!"
  260.  
  261. Website: Female Shigh School Student Life Walkthrought Wiki
  262.  
  263. *bang*
  264.  
  265. "......Wiki?"
  266.  
  267. "But isn't that right?"
  268.  
  269. "By just looking at that, you'll get knowledge about skin care or make-up, and even the name of brands that are often mentionned in conversation!"
  270.  
  271. "In order to live as a normal real female school girl student, this is the complete walkthrought information site for deseperately understanding everything!"
  272.  
  273. "Absolutely don't tear and throw it away!
  274.  
  275. I'll throw those who don't value wikis into the volcano of hell!"
  276.  
  277. *threatening atmosphere*(Schwein)
  278.  
  279. "If you put it like that, I'll value it......"
  280.  
  281. "But, but, walkthrought wikis aren't everything!"
  282.  
  283. "There are plenty of cases when the wiki is wrong, and there are more efficient methods."
  284.  
  285. "Even in these cases, when you play lazily, you have to follow the wiki. Information illiterates that are convinced that wikis are everything and stand in the way are bothersome!"
  286.  
  287. "That's why you have to properly look over wikis!"
  288.  
  289. "I know!"
  290.  
  291. "She... Knows......"
  292.  
  293. "Nishimura, you also do that, don't you!?
  294.  
  295. You're properly investigate real offline walkthrought, aren't you!"
  296.  
  297. "......Well, a little."
  298.  
  299. P14
  300.  
  301. "Do you get it, Ako!
  302.  
  303. If you're playing net games without looking at walkthrought information, it's natural that you'll get behind other players!"
  304.  
  305. "I like to play by sight."
  306.  
  307. "The period where you can play by sight has passed a long time ago!
  308.  
  309. Only experienced people with a specialized occupation are recuted, only parties that are doing repeated tasks remain, in offline!"
  310.  
  311. "I hate endgame!"
  312.  
  313. "Give up! We can only cling to this real offline!
  314.  
  315. How much do you think we have spent until now!?"
  316.  
  317. *vigorous motion*
  318.  
  319. "Stop, please stop......"
  320.  
  321. "Say, Akane, what do you think about this way of thinking?"
  322.  
  323. "Choosing clothes that Tamaki-san likes, slowly and step by step......"
  324.  
  325. "Aah geez, shaddap!
  326.  
  327. Because you, When you're Sette, you don't understand anything!"
  328.  
  329. "Hu- Huuh? Me!?"
  330.  
  331. P15
  332.  
  333. "What we teach you inside the game are written in wikis when you at them!"
  334.  
  335. Thrust into the enemies
  336.  
  337. Systematically start a trap
  338.  
  339. "Because you don't even look at that, you're completely causing truobles to us in L.A!"
  340.  
  341. "If you train by yourself, you can immediately do it!"
  342.  
  343. "Bu- But, we're especially playing together."
  344.  
  345. "I'm telling you to look at dungeon's basics!
  346.  
  347. Becauses you don't know them, you're always touching traps and it becomes a great disaster!"
  348.  
  349. *threatening atmosphere*(Schwein)
  350.  
  351. "So- Sorry, I'll pay attention from now on."
  352.  
  353. "Look, Ako, they're information illiterates in the real side."
  354.  
  355. "I got it. In order not to become like that, I'll do my best and read it."
  356.  
  357. "......I somehow can't agree."
  358.  
  359. P16
  360.  
  361. "Erm, if you're are done talking, can I go home?"
  362.  
  363. "Huh? There was no club activity today?"
  364.  
  365. "We're are on a test period right now, there aren't any club activity at all."
  366.  
  367. "Then, why did I come to school!?"
  368.  
  369. "I'll get angry."
  370.  
  371. "That's right, please go home.
  372.  
  373. I'll carefully talk to Nanako."
  374.  
  375. "Huh? Wait, wait a moment. Let's go home together."
  376.  
  377. "No, stay here."
  378.  
  379. "......Then, goodbye."
  380.  
  381. P17
  382.  
  383. "There won't be any club activities for a while......"
  384.  
  385. "You're still saying that?"
  386.  
  387. "Because even thought I'm coming to school for club activities, there's no meaning if there's no club activity!"
  388.  
  389. *serious face*(Ako)
  390.  
  391. "I want you to come to school for your future."
  392.  
  393. "It's not meaning less if it's for my future with Lucian."
  394.  
  395. "I won't take responsability for your future."
  396.  
  397. P18
  398.  
  399. "But now that I know there's no school activity, I'm not willing to come to school from tomorrow on.
  400.  
  401. Like when you understand that bonus items for consecutive logging in are not important."
  402.  
  403. Screen: Login bonus
  404. Log in during the event and get items!
  405.  
  406. "But still log in somewhat or other,
  407.  
  408. You'll get items. Do your best."
  409.  
  410. "I'll cry since I've missed a day before I knew it and can't get the full completion bonus."
  411.  
  412. "In your case, speaking of the number of days you have connected, your login quota is already dangerously low."
  413.  
  414. "Hey, I'll push you so do your best!"
  415.  
  416. *grab grab*
  417.  
  418. "It's difficult to walk, so please push my back like that."
  419.  
  420. "Stop pushing back."
  421.  
  422. *tap*
  423.  
  424. "Hiya!"
  425.  
  426. P19
  427.  
  428. "......"
  429.  
  430. "......Lucian?"
  431.  
  432. "Ah, no, I was thining it's already summer break."
  433.  
  434. "True."
  435.  
  436. "Even the end of the painful school has come."
  437.  
  438. "From now on, I'm aniticipating a great everyday life."
  439.  
  440. "Slowly get out of bed at noon, playing net games, having dinner, playing net games, playing net games until midnight, and sleeping when the sun rises."
  441.  
  442. "I also want to have a similar everyday life,
  443.  
  444. But when I hear it from someone else's mouth, it's the perfect hopeless human."
  445.  
  446. "However, not having school means that I won't be able to meet Ako for a while."
  447.  
  448. "Huh? But we can always meet in L.A."
  449.  
  450. P20
  451.  
  452. "We can meet in L.A but we won't meet each other physically."
  453.  
  454. "Is there also no club activities during summer break?"
  455.  
  456. "Saitou-sensei has asked forgiveness to the president for that."
  457.  
  458. "Is that so......"
  459.  
  460. "Still the test to go and it will the summer break soon..."
  461.  
  462. *flinch*
  463.  
  464. "!"
  465.  
  466. ".........Ako, Are you properly studying for the test?"
  467.  
  468. "...............My dream fior the future is to be a housewife."
  469.  
  470. [The summer break, memories and experiences of a whole summer.]
  471.  
  472. [But before taliking about this future, it seemed that a big wall is lyiing in wait for my wife.]
  473.  
  474. P21
  475.  
  476. "I've got over it...... I did it...... Ehe, ehehehehe."
  477.  
  478. "Was this the effect of forcefully make Ako who wanted to flee to solve problems?
  479.  
  480. "Not having the need to take supplementary examination is indeed the strenght of our guild."
  481.  
  482. "Therefore, let's go hunting!"
  483.  
  484. *dizzy dizzy*
  485.  
  486. "Aren't you dizzy?"
  487.  
  488. P22
  489.  
  490. "I can do it, I can!"
  491.  
  492. "I did my best for the exams so I'll go to sleep a little sooner today!"
  493.  
  494. "B- But,"
  495.  
  496. "Tomorrow, before the summer break, there will be a last club activity. I won't allow you not to come to school."
  497.  
  498. "......I'll go to sleep."
  499.  
  500. "Good night, Ako."
  501.  
  502. *teleport*
  503.  
  504. *teleport*
  505.  
  506. "I also go to give marks and go to sleep nya."
  507.  
  508. "Then, I'll go too."
  509.  
  510. "Then, the Magnificent Moi too."
  511.  
  512. "Ah, please wait, the both of you."
  513.  
  514. P23
  515.  
  516. "Hnn?"
  517.  
  518. "There's something I want to ask you."
  519.  
  520. "Hey, what's with this way of speaking with a serious atmosphere?"
  521.  
  522. *popin*
  523.  
  524. "Because it's a relatively serious talk."
  525.  
  526. "Sounds fun! You can ask everything to your guildmaster!"
  527.  
  528. "Erm... Well..."
  529.  
  530. "I want to confess to Ako, how do you think should I do it?"
  531.  
  532. Huh? What does he mean?
  533.  
  534. [To be continued in April's issue.]
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