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- >be me
- >Be /k/ommandonaut
- >Be piloting transport to the Lunar colony
- >Carrying a cargo of High Elf slaves
- >Ship is made of old rocket parts
- >The bridge is a soyuz command pod, large pressurized cargo lander docked to the front
- >A small rotating section provides some artificial gravity, can't afford magnetic boots or magical gravity drugs
- >Propelled by a spacex Raptor engine
- >Have 2 other crewmates
- >Alan and Joseph
- >Joseph is the ward for the armory, armory consisting of PlasMagic Nagants, EMP grenades, MAHD's (Magical Ability Halting Darts) and other
- >Alan is the cargo speciallist and lander pilot
- >All of us are equipped with old Soviet spacesuits, the Orlan-M, which have the outer layer woven with Mithril thread
- >We reach the moon after a few days and go into a parking orbit
- >Take the lander with the slaves down to landing pad 4
- >Get paid in cash and stay to re-supply
- >Get a contract to receive a shipment of weapons from the /K/lusterfuck on earth
- 1/????
- /k/ommandonauts part 2
- >Before we left we were given an industrial golem for salvaging
- >2 meter tall hunk of titanium painted orange with yellow and black stripes
- >our ship is also given a larger airlock this takes about a month to install
- >Airlock is equipped with the finest dwarven force field projector
- >Ffwd a month
- >We set out into Earth-Sol Lagrange point 2 where a derelict spacecraft from the old days was waiting
- >Cherry red, beat up as hell and...
- >Is that a fucking car?
- >/K/ube bless our sorry ship
- >It's Elon's Tesla
- >Look at list, it's on there
- >Use the new airlock to surround the wreck in an air bubble
- >Golem and Alan get to work
- >First they remove the battery and the computer, there's also a strange /k/ube
- >After securing the scrap to the side of the ship and strapping the Tesla to the front we head back to Luna
- >Ffwd another month
- >We get back and present the small /k/ube to the Colony Overseer
- >It's encoded with data, he says
- >We plug it into the holoscreen
- >What...
- >be /k/ommando in year of 2019
- >Massive portal opens
- >Ffwd 500 years
- >Be /k/ommando in year of 2519
- >Have elf wife
- >2 children
- >Live in a nice town in a forest
- >wood elves stop by occasionally
- >Then they stop coming
- >A day later whole forest around us is burned to a crisp
- >Some kind of hot blue shit everywhere
- >Elves innavillage identify it as plasma residue from Magical weaponry
- >whatthefuck.gif
- >who could possibly have that nowadays
- >Be /k/ommandonaut
- >Be on raiding party
- >Discover village of 200 wood elves
- >jackpot.webm
- >quickly get to firing plasma nugget at everything
- >Leave with around 120 elf slaves the rest are dead
- >Mfw I'm basically a space Viking
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