Deadmeat Chronicles: Sleepy Time In the Hide Out

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You have a ruined ear that dangles on your right side, you have an alloy horn sticking from your forehead.
>You have a gap on your right shoulder and a crook in your tail.
>Your smile is missing a tooth and you have 2% branded on your left chest and a circular scar on your chest.
>It is getting dark time again.
>And right now you are a playground.
>”Yoo nuu fin babeh mommeh!”
>You have a fluffy foal burying his head in your side fluff giggling, only his back legs are visable kicking about.
>Sitting on top of your head is another foal pushing and swinging on your horn.
>”Fwuffy wub smawty! Smawty fun to pway wif.”
>The mommy fluffy is laying back giggling looking at you.
>You see Pookie talking with Next Special Friend and laughing.
>Haze is playing tickle tackle with the two fluffies that were the first to join you.
>All other fluffies are getting their nests in order getting ready to sleep.
>”Otay babehs, time fo sweepies.”
>The mommy fluffy takes the babies by their napes and carries them to her little nest.
>You hear a sound behind you.
>You turn and see Haze laying down and rolling into a comfortable position.
>You hear the mommy humming to her babies.
>You turn and see them yawning as she is putting them into sleepie time.
>You lower your head to go to sleep yourself.
>You hear Pookie talking with another fluffy.
>You feel a nuzzle on your cheek.
>”Gud smawty wet mommeh haf nummies fo babehs.”
>You glance up and see the mommy fluffy next to you.
>”Yoo make babehs stwong… mommy fwuffy make smawty haf gud feew…”
>She coos in your ear.
>Maybe you should give her extra nummies tomorrow.
>You hear something to your side.
>You turn and see a fluffy in the air with its front hooves out stretched and another unicorn fluffy running beside it.
>The fluffy in the air lands on your back and bites your ear.
>”Owies! Why fwuffy hewt-“
>The unicorn rams you in your ribs sending shooting pain through your chest.
>”EeeeeeEeEee! Fwuffies gif Deadmeat owies!”
>Haze looks up sleepily.
>You notice a fluffy beside him rearing back and buck him in the head.
>His face shoots to the side as he rolls along the ground.
>You stand up with the fluffy on your back biting your ruined ear harder and trying to rip it.
>You see fluffies pouring out of the leaves and descending on your herd.
>You twist around and see the leg of the fluffy on your back on your neck.
>You bite it with all your might.
>The fluffy lets out a yelp and lets go of your ear.
>”Owies!”, “Hewt! Fwuffy hewt!”, “Hewp fwuffy!”, “EEEEEEEE!!!”, “Wahhhh! Fwuffy am sowwy!”
>You hear a fluffy yell above the other, “Gif owchies to de boy fwuffies! Keep giwl fwuffies!”
>You see a group of fluffies surround one of Pookie’s friends and start to boop him as he curls up and starts to cry.
>You jump and buck and the fluffy on your back falls off.
>You see Haze trying to get up and being mercilessly bucked from his sides.
>”Hewp! Haze haf owies!”
>Three fluffies start to bat the mommy fluffy about her ears.
>Pookie is swatting at fluffies as they come close.
>You hear Haze yelling, “Smawty! Wha fwuffies do! Hewp smawty!”
>You run up to the fluffy you bucked off your back and stomp his nose making him squeal out in pain.
>Boo boo juice leaks from his mouth.
>You glare across the fluffies attacking your herd, “Aww fwuffies gif bad fwuffies owies!”
>The unicorn is charging you again.
>You lower your horn and charge him back stabbing his chest.
>He screams in pain as your horn buries itself in him.
>”EEEEEEEEeeeEeeeeee….”
>His head falls back and his eyes shut.
>You rip your horn out letting boo boo juice dribble off the end.
>”Gif biggest owchies!” , you shout in an adorably outraged shout.
>Haze is kicked again and he falls down closing his eyes.
>He starts to whine as the fluffies boop his body.
>Next special friend is bit on her ear and is drug next to the mommy fluffy.
>You are jumped by four fluffies each biting you and booping your nose.
>You buck and stab but these fluffies dodge.
>”SMAWTY SAY OWCHIES!”
>You look up and see Haze jump up and start running.
>He runs around ramming attackers and knocking them down.
>”Owchies! Owchies! Owchies! NUU SMEWW PWETTY!”
>He slams a fluffy on its nose knocking him down.
>Haze jumps on the fluffies chest and stares into its eyes.
>The fluffy looks up crying in fear.
>”De smawty say Hase can gif owchies! Big! Owchies!”
>He is giggling as the fluffy yells.
>Haze then leans over quickly and bites the other fluffy’s tongue.
>The fluffy lets out a high pitch agonizing scream as Haze starts to shake his head ripping back and forth.
>In short time he rips the tongue out of the other fluffy and drops it between the fluffy’s eyes.
>”Hase gif BIG Owchies!!” he yells excitedly.
>The fluffy gets up with boo boo juice pouring out of its mouth.
>It runs off into the night.
>Pookie is running and bucking keeping fluffies away.
>When he sees a fluffy with its guard down he runs by and gives it a quick boop.
>Your other herd members are trying desperately to swat but another gets over whelmed.
>The other two females of your herd have been herded next to the mommy fluffy.
>You swat another fluffy on the side of its head knocking it down.
>You let out a huff of breath as a large earth fluffy kicks you in the ribs.
>You back up shaking your horn side to side.
>You feel it make contact and you hear eeps as you cut your assailants.
>”Nuu hewt fwuffy! Wahhh!”
>You look up seeing two fluffies running off.
>Two fluffies are closing in on you.
>You get ready to face the when you see Haze tackle one.
>He starts to viciously boop the downed fluffy’s face, giggling the entire time.
>You charge and skewer the other one’s neck.
>You let him fall squirting boo boo juice as you look around.
>Haze holds the fluffy’s head back exposing the fluffy’s neck.
>Haze then bites hard and twisted his head.
>He looks up with a smile, “Twoat cwunchies!”
>He jumps off running around as the fluffy flops not breathing.
>You charge the fluffies surrounding the girls.
>You run up and stab the closest one in the chest.
>He lets out a surprised yell as he runs in place, “Owie! Owie! Owie… ow…”
>He slides off your horn and the others take notice of you.
>One makes scardy poopies, “Munsta!”
>He turns and flees.
>You run up to another one and boop his nose.
>Pookie comes up next to you and starts to bap at the other one.
>You start to stomp the head of the downed fluffy making more boo boo juice come out.
>”Yoo dum dum fwuffies! Gif big owies fo de smawty!”
>The fluffy you are stomping quits moving.
>Pookie has beaten his fluffy down and is bucking his head.
>Haze trots up proudly in front of you with something in his mouth.
>He stand in front of you and drops what looks like a deflated eyeball at your feet.
>”Haze gif owies smawty!” he smiles proudly, “Big owies jus wike smawty wan!”
>He turns and trots off again.
>You walk up to another strange fluffy and push him.
>”Wahhhh! Meanie fwuffies gif owies! Wahhhhh!” he turns and runs away.
>”Nuu nuu nuu! Gif owies! Smawty wan speshul fwens!”
>You finally see the unicorn stomping about yelling at the bad fluffies.
>You start to walk toward him.
>He faces you and puffs his cheeks, “Yoo go way or smawty gif big owchies!”
>You continue to walk forward.
>He gives you a raspberry and raises his hoof.
>Before he can move you stab his leg.
>”EEeeEEEEE! Meanie fwuffy gif owies to smawty!”
>He turns to run away and you stab one of his back legs.
>He falls to the ground crying, “Wahhhhh! Why hewt smawty! Wahhhhh!”
>You look around once more.
>Pookie is giving hugs to the females.
>There are a couple of enemy fluffies laying on the ground shaking and covering their eyes.
>One of pookie’s friends and one of the other fluffies that joined you at the garden are laying on the ground not moving.
>You can see the dents in their heads in the dimming light.
>Haze is humming a tune as he drags a dead fluffy around by its neck.
>There are several bodies of enemy fluffies strewn about.
>The whole area smells of poopies and boo boo juice.
>You have fended off the bad fluffy attack.
>You look over to the crying smarty.
>You walk over and stand in front of him.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo twy hewt Deadmeat hewd!”
>He looks up and gives you a raspberry, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Yoo nuu gif smawty new speshul fwen!”
>He swats at you with his good hoof.
>Haze comes trotting up next to you and looks at the smarty.
>He asks you, “Smawty wan Haze gif mo owies?”
>”WAHHHHHHHHHHH! BABEHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHH!”
>You whip around and see the mommy fluffy wailing.
>In her hooves she is holding the broken body of her baby boy.
>The sister is desperately trying to climb up to her brother.
>”Pwease! Gif huggies! huggies make efewy ting betteh!”
>”BABEH!!! WAHHHHH! Pwease haf gud miwkies! BWAHhhHHHhHH! Huhuhuhuhuuuuuu!”
>She tries futilely to place her foal on her teat only to have its head flop away.
>”Pwease babeh… pwease dwink…pease dwink! PWEASE! WAHHHHHHHH!!”
>She falls on her dead foal with tears streaming down her face.
>She desperately tries to hug it but the body only flops.
>You turn back at the smarty who is puffing his cheeks.
>”Deadmeat say…”
>You point at the invading smarty, “Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>”Nuu! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>He makes sparklies.
>You glare down at the wounded smarty, ”Bad fwuffy get biggest owchies…”
>Haze starts to giggle as he steps forward.
>The smarty starts to sneer at haze, “Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Yoo go-… EEEEEEEE!”
>Haze bites onto the smarty’s horn and shakes back and forth eventually breaking his horn off.
>Boo boo juice pours out like coming from a hose.
>Haze then starts to boop the smarty mercilessly.
>You walk over and hug the mommy fluffy.
>”Deadmeat sowwy…”
>She continues to bawl as her other baby starts to hug the dead foal as well.
>”EEEEEEEE! Nuu mo! Fwuffy sowwy! … pwea-EEEEEEEEEE!!!”
>”Yay! Bewwy sketties!”
>You look back seeing the smarty now has an angulated leg and Haze has bit into the smarty’s belly.
>He is dragging something long and thin out and has started to play with it.
>Pookie walks up next to you.
>”Pookie know dat fwuffy…”
>”Dat fwuffy nuu in hewd, he bad fwuffy…”
>You look at Pookie, “Hase gud fwuffy, yoo nuu say who in hewd!”
>He shrinks back shaking, “Pookies sowwy… but dat fwuffy haf gif hewd owies… dat fwuffy…”
>He looks over to Haze who is now jumping up and down in the belly of the beaten and crying smarty.
>”Dat fwuffy gif own smawty biggest owies…”
>You look away from Pookie.
>You look back at Haze as he is finishing off ripping the smarty apart.