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[u] [b] Act 1 - Desolation [/b] [/u]

Not gonna lie I'm really fucking lonely but I'm a cute asian boy so please be my friend. I might crossdress for you and tease your cock and nipples but that comes with a price. Actually I lied, I'm as straight as a metal rod and I really want a gf please I'm so desperate, you don't even have to talk to me or look at me, just be here with me I promise I'm really cute so if you want we can be more than just friends...

[u] [b] Act 2 - Divergence [/b] [/u]

I had been gaming all night until the wee hours of the morning when I decided to go to the convenience store...
There, I saw some guy with good looks, fancy clothes, nice shoes, and a shiny expensive car...
Tch... There's no way a guy like that actually exists...

He really lives in a rundown apartment, and all he has is his pride cuz he doesn't have a stable job or money...
But he wants to show off so much that he's forcing himself to do that...
From morning till noon, he carries around boxes and furniture for his moving job...
And at night, he works at a bar and serves big mugs of beer!
As that fantasy played in my mind in front of the convenience store, I started to feel bad...

...About myself.

[u] [b] Act 3 - There is no such thing as a happy ending [/b] [/u]

Why is Undertale loved? Is it because it is so chock full of memery the the wisend wizards would look up from hell and crack a smile? That God himself would look upon the works of which man has created, and weep? Some of you may ask, just what could be better than Undertale? Undertale has captivated hearts and minds just as many games before it did. But, what makes Undertale so special? Yet So inferior to other conduits of which mankind has channeled their magic? With the onset of infinite anonymidity present within many circles, how best can energy be transferred, that an image with human form be displayed? That the implications of magic and power be wrought? That answer lies 13 years ago, friends and companions. A mysterious man releases Touhou 6: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil, and magic was never the same again. Does ZUN not realize the implications of his simple little game? Do Undertale fans realize the inferiorities of their magic?That question I leave to you, the reader.
I bid you adieu.

[spoiler] But know this. Humankind will be led to the stars with the power of memetic magic, and by Yukari's wisdom I will not have it be led by skeletons. [/spoiler]