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Fluffy Derpy: Socks

Aug 5th, 2012
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  1. >Be the owner of a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
  2. >A fluffy who has recently told you that the winter weather makes her hooves hurt
  3. >Well, as eloquently as a fluffy can
  4. >"Cowd fwoow! No wike!"
  5. >You eventually go out and buy her some baby socks to slip on her tiny hooves
  6. >She absolutely loves them, and spends the next half-hour sliding around on the floor
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  8. >However, she is a rather simple fluffy, and her memory span isn't that great
  9. >After she forgets what she was giggling about, she looks down and freaks out
  10. >"Whewe weggies?! Why no haf weggies!? DADDYYYYYYY!"
  11. >She tries to run to you, but slips over and falls onto her back, legs flailing in the air
  12. >You can't help but laugh as you pick her up, take the socks off, and set her right again with a quick pat on the head
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  14. >"Fank'oo fow bwing back weggies, daddy!... Oooh, cowd fwoow! No wike!"
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