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  1. Episode 16: "Corndog Chronicles"
  2. transcribed: sleep_maps
  3.  
  4.  
  5. int. shark's office. fitz and shark are sitting across from each other. the clock ticks away in the background, slowly getting louder.
  6.  
  7. FITZ: i have these...crazy dreams.
  8. SHARK: what are the dreams about?
  9. FITZ: they're about...the end. with fragments of the beginning. and there's meat.
  10. SHARK: am, am i in them?
  11. FITZ: they're crazy.
  12. SHARK: are they episodic or is it just one long...
  13. FITZ: what's that supposed to mean, episodic?
  14. SHARK: uh, are they segmented or-
  15. FITZ: why the hell would you think they're segmented?
  16. SHARK: i'm not saying they are. they're, they're your dreams
  17. FITZ: yes, they are my dreams. they're mine. for my head.
  18. SHARK: well then only you would know how to describe them.
  19. FITZ: that's what i'm tryin to do but it seems like you keep trying to do it for me.
  20. SHARK: do what?
  21. FITZ: describe the dreams
  22. SHARK: well...*inches closer to fitz* then describe them
  23.  
  24. fitz looks behind him as the clock has moved to his back.
  25.  
  26. FITZ: *whispers* describe what?
  27. SHARK: the dreams.
  28. FITZ: what dreams?
  29. SHARK: *sighs* uh, the dreams your having or not having them now..suddenly.
  30. FITZ: you trying to make me have them, for me?
  31. SHARK: i'm just here to help you. if you don't want my help, i'll seek other advice.
  32. FITZ: i think you should know when to stop helping me.
  33. SHARK: i'm never finished helping everybody. *inches closer to fitz* I can't be finished.
  34. FITZ: look at this *pulls out a bottle of beer* beer. *starts to drink beer*
  35. SHARK: we're runnin out of time. *pulls out a bottle of asprind* you want some asprind?
  36.  
  37. scene distorts, pictures of clock and the star circle starts to appear over fitz' face.
  38.  
  39. FITZ: do, i, do i need to have some asprind?
  40. SHARK: it's good asprind. it comes from asprindland.
  41. FITZ: where's that?
  42. SHARK: t's uh...it's over the hill.
  43. FITZ: which one, which hill?
  44. SHARK: that, that big one.
  45.  
  46. background changes to the mountains. fitz is heard singing in the background.
  47.  
  48. FITZ: hand me that asprind.
  49.  
  50. shark moves it closer.
  51.  
  52. FITZ: hand me the asprind some more.
  53.  
  54. shark moves it ever closer.
  55.  
  56. FITZ: *eyes shaking* hand me that asprind to me, sore more.
  57.  
  58. shark moves it still closer, the asprind grows faces and begins to talk in many voices.
  59.  
  60. ASPRIND: it's getting closer. *liquor's voice emerges* what do you want to do?
  61.  
  62. scene spins out of control into the star circle. back to shark office, fitz is on top of shark.
  63.  
  64. SHARK: what did you say?
  65. FITZ: what, what'd i say?
  66. SHARK: you said kill em all.
  67. FITZ: i did?
  68. SHARK: yeah, with your own little mouth.
  69. FITZ: no way.
  70. SHARK: you did, you said kill them all. and somethin' about roostre.
  71. FITZ: wow.
  72.  
  73. shark jumps back to his desk.
  74.  
  75. SHARK: with your own mouth.
  76. FITZ: how do i know that you know that my mouth is my own?
  77. SHARK: hey um...*throws fitz the bottle of asprind.* take some asprind.
  78. FITZ: if i take, then i took it.
  79. SHARK: yeah, you make a good point.
  80. FITZ: how many did i have?
  81. SHARK: how many do you want?
  82. FITZ: some...enough.
  83. SHARK: enough for what?
  84. FITZ: enough to get home.
  85. SHARK: home for what?
  86. FITZ: *throws the asprind away* dinner.
  87. SHARK: um...*pulls out axe* this could be your dinner. *hits fitz in the head*
  88.  
  89. fitz falls to the ground. wakes up in building with liquor hitting him on the head. int. 750th floor.
  90.  
  91. LIQUOR: i said, what are we gonna do, they're coming!
  92. SKILLET: *squeaks, loads gun*
  93. LIQUOR: you, chill out. i'm not gonna hurt him.
  94. SKILLET: *squeaks*
  95. LIQUOR: i'm saving him.
  96. SKILLET: *squeaks*
  97. LIQUOR: yah! *hitz fitz again, fitz falls over*
  98.  
  99. dream sequence with corndogs and a materializing roostre, ext. corndog fields.
  100.  
  101. ROOSTRE: yeah man, you're right, you're right. it is crazy man i got this one hand and all that and i grow these corndogs and all that but, but listen. you know that q109 stuff, that stuff's real.
  102. FITZ: but q109 isn't a station.
  103. ROOSTRE: oh, you don't say huh? then what, what do you think it is?
  104. FITZ: look, *walks away* beer.
  105.  
  106. ext. night, campfire.
  107.  
  108. FITZ: 901q. that's line code for...xenomorphentation.
  109. ROOSTRE: you're gettin it, very smart.
  110. FITZ: arachnid xenomorphentation.
  111. ROOSTRE: and that's where the dog went.
  112. FITZ: it was added to the report chart but, but right before...
  113. ROOSTRE: before what man?
  114. FITZ: before i...do this *pulls out a beer* watch.
  115. ROOSTRE: and who added it to the report chart?
  116.  
  117. shadow man appears in red with distorted voices, rbm appears at the end.
  118.  
  119. ROOSTRE: you told me it was comin bro. you told me to build the robots, and you told me how to do it. synthetic carbo-polymers got em through man. they got em through mouse. they got through, and we're gonna get out.
  120.  
  121. lightning strikes over roostre and fitz. int. 750th floor.
  122.  
  123. LIQUOR: what do you mean, gonna get out?
  124. FITZ: the robots.
  125. LIQUOR: the what-bots?
  126. FITZ: you know what i'm talkin about. we made them
  127. LIQUOR: why would we make robots? *fitz begins going up the clothes closet* why are you climbing the clothes closet?
  128. FITZ: Now i'm a clothes climber.
  129.  
  130. fitz starts climbing the clothes closet, throwing things down as he ascends.
  131.  
  132. FITZ: if i didn't have this many clothes, i won't be able to climb up to this.
  133. LIQUOR: What is that there behind that thing there?
  134. FITZ: Some kind of lock.
  135. LIQUOR: A what?
  136. FITZ: it's a lock
  137. LIQUOR: Is it?
  138. FITZ: A lock
  139. LIQUOR: Is it?
  140. FITZ: A lock
  141. LIQUOR: Is it?
  142. FITZ: Lock
  143. LIQUOR: It?
  144. FITZ: Lock
  145. LIQUOR: It?
  146. FITZ: Lock
  147. LIQUOR: It?
  148. FITZ: Lock
  149. LIQUOR: It?
  150. FITZ: Lock
  151. LIQUOR: It?
  152. FITZ: Lock
  153. LIQUOR: It?
  154.  
  155. ext. graveyard, pronto shows up with the skillet locket. amalockh ascends from the grave, looking at the locket. he makes a box of treasure appear by pronto. pronto throws amalockh the locket, which he eats, then he roars.
  156. int 750th floor, fitz falls down from the clothes closet, and robowoman, liquor, and skillet all shoot towards him. fitz throws grenades and they blow up. fitz appears drinking. ext street, amalockh begins roaring as buildings catch on fire.
  157.  
  158. FITZ: the hell was that?
  159. LIQUOR: um.. that... that was amalockh.
  160. FITZ: ama-what?
  161. LIQUOR: amalockhhh.
  162. FITZ: what's he do?
  163. LIQUOR: he...he kills us.... he kills us all.
  164.  
  165. the clock appears, and robowoman begins shooting.
  166.  
  167. FITZ: well... let's kill him back.
  168.  
  169. credits
  170.  
  171. FITZ: keep thinking about all this beer.
  172.  
  173. "dne reven lliw esuom"
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