I don't like the games from Japan

I don't like the games from Japan

Based on: Tiny Fish for Japan - Stan Rogers

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRUSqO8fObU
Instrumental (sort of): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL_ZEyO41Q

Sometimes I feel I need something to play
Something new that I think I could enjoy today
So I go onto /v/ and ask them what to try
I could play and could feel satisfied

So they give me a list of the things they enjoy
Visual novels, JRPGs with long haired boys
But that artstyle and gameplay I just cannot stand
Cause I don't like the games from Japan

I guess I liked dark souls and Pokemon Blue
But those are quite western and not weeaboo
So I don't think that means that I like Japanese games
As really I just like a few

But then /v/ calls me stupid for my taste in games
They say I'm a dudebro and I should feel shame
But that won't change my taste as I'm still not a fan
Of the games that they make in Japan

When the characters all look the same and say nyaaa~
That's not what I like to see in vidya
I guess the big tits are nice, I understand
But I still don't like games from Japan

So I go back to FPS and RPG
I only like turn based to be strategy
Hating weeb games isn't a real part of my plan,
I just don't like the games from Japan
So I'll not play the games from Japan