PERFORM dblink_exec('dbname=beast_prod host=127.0.0.1 user=solars password=blalala',
                        'INSERT INTO users (
                                id,
                                bio
                                ) VALUES (
                                '||NEW.id||',
                                '|| CASE WHEN NEW.bio IS NULL THEN null ELSE E'\''||NEW.bio||E'\'' END ||'
                )');