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  60. So, we're back here again, eh? You have me blocked, and leave every group that has anything to do with me. Real original, Justin. Never seen that before. It's not like you do this every time anything even SLIGHTLY inconveniences you. And who takes all the blame? Me. It's always me, because I'm the one who ruins your day by having fun. If you can give me one GOOD example of why you hate me, and back it up with evidence, I would apologize and give reason to why I think you're in the wrong. Tell me why you instantly hate me whenever something goes wrong, and start being super friendly the next day. It's because you're an emotionally-manipulative asshole. You try to seem like the nice guy in order to make me succumb to your ways, but as soon as I do literally anything that makes you the slightest bit unhappy, you think I'm not treating you fairly. Then you get mad. Why? Who the hell knows. I don't think I want to know, either. I don't care. I just want you to know how I feel about this situation. Not to mention you're scared I'll steal Hayden from you. You want Hayden to be your friend and your friend only, because you're scared that I'll out you. Calling me a 'pussy' and an 'inconsiderate jerk' only further proves my point that you cannot give a good reason as to why you hate me. The real reason is that Hayden doesn't laugh at any of your jokes. Why? Because they're overused and unoriginal. Most of your jokes were stolen from me and Hayden. You can't deny this, because we can date back almost every joke to us. The reason he laughs at my jokes is that I'm original and know when and where to say things, unlike you. You think squeezing in "Joe Mamma", "poop" and "ayup" in every little crevice of a barely coherent thought makes it immediately 1,000 times funnier. It doesn't. It only makes it more stale and unfunny. We can't even have any jokes because you spoil everything until its a disgusting worthless phrase that drains comedic value from the surrounding words in a sentence. You're an unfunny, insecure, unoriginal, disliked retard. I rest my case.
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