Mark takes all his friends bowling once (megaton and donnie)

<Wrong_Way>: "Alright folks, this is my local bowling alley."
<Donnie>: don't wanna clutter the other room, since it IS supposed to be hab's office]
Megaton-Lad looks around suddenly
<Megaton-Lad>: "How we get here?"
<Wrong_Way>: "I spent my 7th birthday here and ended up going to the hospital and wetting myself, but the past is the past."
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh don't worry Mega, it's just my powers."
Donnie powers through the urge to comment on the hospital statement and leans over to whisper to wrong_way
<Wrong_Way>: "I wonder if Old James is still tending to the shoes..."
<Donnie>: Einstein is a little... slow. So, uh, try to be patient and explain things really simple for him.
Wrong_Way takes notice of Donnie's comment and looks at him judgementally
<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie...."
Megaton-Lad whistles happily and sets dog down on chair near lanes
Wrong_Way rolls his eyes at the comment
<Donnie>: What? He didn't know what dinosaurs were!
<Wrong_Way>: "Whatever."
<Wrong_Way>: "I didn't know where Detroit was, like a month ago."
<Wrong_Way>: "Do you want to know HOW i figured that out?"
Wrong_Way looks at Donnie intensely
<Wrong_Way>: "Do. You?"
<Donnie>: I don't know where it is right now, but I don't really see how that's relevant,.
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine."
Megaton-Lad picks out the heaviest ball and spins it on finger like a basketball
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Albert! What shoe size are you?
<Wrong_Way>: "Also, what shoe size are you Donnie?"
Donnie wipes the sweat off his brow, thankful he didn't find out what happened about Detroit
<Donnie>: Oh, I'm a size *coughcough*
<Wrong_Way>: "...Do you want a cough drop or something?"
Megaton-Lad takes off boot and looks
<Megaton-Lad>: "17!"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Alright. Donnie?"
<Donnie>: [we sue *coughcough* for specifics that don't matter that we don't know, like which direction a store is in or where in the hallway a bathroom is]
<Donnie>: we *use]
<Megaton-Lad>: [Okay]
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then."
Wrong_Way heads off to the counter
<Wrong_Way>: "Old James?"
Megaton-Lad sets bowling ball down and walks to counter
Wrong_Way is slightly happy and a bit worried to see Old James at the counter, still taking shoes.
<Wrong_Way>: "Heya Old James! Can I get a size *coughcough*, a size 10 and a size 17?"
Wrong_Way takes the shoes from James after he drops them twice after getting them
<Wrong_Way>: "T-thanks..."
Wrong_Way goes back to the lane the rest of the group is at
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh my god, I swear he was getting chemo therapy like 2 years ago."
Wrong_Way hands everyone their respective shoes
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, who wants to bowl first?"
Wrong_Way laces up
<Wrong_Way>: [brb, one sec]
Donnie struggles slightly with lacing his shoes, but manages to get it done
Megaton-Lad laces up shoes and taps around in them a bit before sitting back down
<Wrong_Way>: "..One of you guys go first."
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm afraid of what happened last time..."
Donnie stands up, testing his shoes. His otter retrieves one of the lightest-weight balls from the rack and hands it to him
<Donnie>: I'll give it a go, first. Can we play with bumpers though?
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh sure, that's fine."
Megaton-Lad shrugs
Wrong_Way stands up and turns to the counter
<Wrong_Way>: "OLD JAMES! BUMPERS! LANE 6!"
Wrong_Way sits back down after the man puts up bumpers for their lane
Donnie walks up to the lane as he leaves
<Donnie>: ...He seems nice.
<Wrong_Way>: "And old. I think my grandpa knew him in the war."
<Donnie>: Huh, neat.
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then, Donnie first. You wanna go before me, Albert?"
Megaton-Lad shrugs
Donnie runs forward and throws the ball, hitting the bumpers twice as it then hits 3 pins on the side over.
<Wrong_Way>: "Woo!"
<Donnie>: Baaaah, I was never good at bowling.
Megaton-Lad claps
<Megaton-Lad>: "Good job!"
<Wrong_Way>: "It's alright Donno."
Donnie is fetched another ball by his otter and readies himself again
<Donnie>: Donno? Is that my nickname for you from now on?
<Wrong_Way>: "What, you want The Don or Donaldo?"
Donnie runs forward again and throws the ball again, trying the same trick again unsuccessfuly. It knicks one pin and causes it to wobble, but the ball goes into the gutter at the end without accomplishing anything
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw well..."
<Donnie>: Drat... Uh, if I /had/ to choose, it'd probably just be Donno then.
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh right, i should probably be writing these inning down..."
Megaton-Lad gets up and readies the largest ball he could find
Wrong_Way pulls out a sheet of paper and get that score down
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright Albert. Try not to destroy the place. I don't know if Old James has insurance."
<Wrong_Way>: "He and my grandpa were a bit conspiricy buffs..."
Megaton-Lad shrugs and stands up he readies the ball the floor creaking below him he takes a few steps then lets it loose down the line it hits going incredibly fast and slams through the pins a strike on first ball and crashes into the machine behind the pins
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
Megaton-Lad blows on his fingers and sits back down
<Wrong_Way>: "...strike..."
<Megaton-Lad>: "Was very nice"
Megaton-Lad scratches dog behind ear
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, yeah. Thank goodness that the lane was completely destroyed..."
<Megaton-Lad>: "Muscle control"
Megaton-Lad leans back in chair and props feet up
Wrong_Way sighs as he goes to pick up a ball
Wrong_Way spends at least a minute deciding between a green ball with sparkles or a red one with glames
<Wrong_Way>: [*flames]
<Donnie>: ...You could use your powers to fix that, right? I don't want that old man to pay for it...
Wrong_Way gestures to the already mending lane thanks to his powers.
<Megaton-Lad>: [Oh he didnt break it]
<Wrong_Way>: [then we shall retcon that comment]
<Megaton-Lad>: [it just went past the pins and hit the machine it didnt like explode]
<Donnie>: [oooh, I getcha]
<Wrong_Way>: [sorry that i imagined it did and Old James had to take his heart medication again.]
Wrong_Way settles on green sparkle ball
<Megaton-Lad>: [Density manip controls super strength to a degree]
<Megaton-Lad>: [All about muscle control]
Wrong_Way heads down the lane and rolls the ball as fast as he can. The ball tilts to the left but manages to hit at least 4 pins
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes!"
Wrong_Way grabs another ball and confidently rolls another ball down, but only leaves two pins left
Wrong_Way sits down, staring at the 7 10 split he left
Wrong_Way marks down the score for his and Mega's inning
<Wrong_Way>: "Go ahead Donno."
Donnie walks up and throws the ball outwards from between his legs, straight down the isle. He manages to make a perfect 7/10 split
<Wrong_Way>: "Ooo"
<Donnie>: Aaawwwh, c'mon!
<Wrong_Way>: "You better get this one Donaldo"
Donnie glares at Wrong_Way for a second, then walks over to manually select a ball
<Donnie>: So, mark, what have you been up to lately?
<Wrong_Way>: "Nothing much, training my turtle."
<Donnie>: What can it do?
<Wrong_Way>: "Nothing yet, but I'm training him so he can be S-Men material like yours truly."
Donnie picks out a slightly heavier ball and walks back
<Donnie>: ...I'm not sure if turtles can be S-Men, dude.
<Wrong_Way>: "...Maybe you're right."
<Wrong_Way>: "But it can't hurt to have him crawl across the floor and pretend he's climbing a mountain."
Donnie sits down and pushes the ball with his foot down the lane, it goes too far to the left and misses anyways
<Wrong_Way>: "But come on, let's see if the Don can get this 7 to 10 split..."
Wrong_Way smiles at the comment
<Donnie>: Pfft, no. That was already like, my best bowling throw ever. I'm not hitting a 7-10 anytime soon.
<Wrong_Way>: "Come on, I know you can do it. You just gotta believeeeee!"
Megaton-Lad stands back up and hefts up his own ball he swing it a few times lining up and then releases it down the lane it crashes through the pins once more when the machine brings his ball back up it is cracked down the middle
Wrong_Way looks at Mega's ball
<Wrong_Way>: "...I guess that's a strike again."
<Megaton-Lad>: "Learn to throw knife between spinning womans leg give very good muscle control!"
Megaton-Lad flexes his bicep and grins
<Wrong_Way>: "...You get to throw knives at spinning women?"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Learn from seven foot tall Russian man with mullet size of Donnie! Was very nice!"
<Wrong_Way>: "...That sounds like god."
<Megaton-Lad>: "Name was bear actually may have been bear"
Megaton-Lad thinks hard
Wrong_Way looks at his hands, wondering if he'd even get to throw knives between spinning women
Megaton-Lad seems to sputter out and resumes his normal face\
<Megaton-Lad>: "May have been bear not sure"
Wrong_Way steps up to roll his ball. He manages to get 11 pins down, leaving 1 left
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw man, this is going to turn into my 7th birthday again..."
Wrong_Way takes the chance to try to hit that last pin but it ends up hitting nothingg
<Wrong_Way>: "What a rip..."
<Megaton-Lad>: "If this is birthday I know clone can hire for free is close friend"
<Wrong_Way>: "No Albert, I was just making a reference to my 7th birthday."
<Wrong_Way>: "I had a party here. I ended up trying to take down one pin but I somehow ended up sliding down the whole lane face down"
*** Sol is now known as Gwydion
Megaton-Lad looks visibly distressed by this
<Megaton-Lad>: "Fun party?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Not really. I ended up wetting myself as well when I started crying."
<Wrong_Way>: "So...not that much fun."
<Wrong_Way>: "I think Old James was there."
Megaton-Lad stands up and gives Mark a hug
<Megaton-Lad>: "Is okay now you grown and strong"
Wrong_Way accepts the hug
<Wrong_Way>: "...Thanks."
Megaton-Lad sits back down
<Wrong_Way>: "...Do you want to keep bowling?"
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, Donnie may or may not be in a coma or is extremely bored."
Donnie wakes up from a snooze he was having on a chair at the sound of his name
<Donnie>: Oh, uh what? Crap...
<Wrong_Way>: "Jesus Donnie, it's your turn."
<Donnie>: Gah, sorry.
<Megaton-Lad>: "Is fine we can find other things to do"
<Wrong_Way>: "It's alright, i'm not really keeping score."
Donnie gets up and throws another ball, using the bumpers to hit 6 pins in total.
<Wrong_Way>: "Wow, nice one Donnie."
Megaton-Lad claps
<Wrong_Way>: "Let's see if you can get a strike."
<Donnie>: I thought it was only called a strike if you hit them all in one go.
Donnie throws the ball again, but only gets 2 more pins
<Wrong_Way>: "...I forgot what it's called when you get them all with two turns."
Wrong_Way wildly rolls the ball down the lane and manages to knock down 3
<Megaton-Lad>: "Spare!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Ah yes! That's what it's called, Albert."
<Megaton-Lad>: [This one of those bowling alleys that sells food?]
<Wrong_Way>: [Sure, if you want]
<Megaton-Lad>: [They sell funnel cakes usually at those]
Wrong_Way does another roll and gets himself 4 more pins
<Wrong_Way>: "Hey Mega, can you see if Old James is making anything?"
Megaton-Lad leans back in chair then begins to sniff the air
<Wrong_Way>: "It's Wednesday right? It should be Funnel cake day."
Megaton-Lad gets up and puts a hand on the dogs back and picks it up the dog begins howling and slobbering
Megaton-Lad leaps over rack of balls and runs to Old James dog slobbering under his arm
<Wrong_Way>: "Donnie, you wanna go?"
<Donnie>: Uh, yeah, sure. Should we change shoes?
<Megaton-Lad>: "FUNNEL CAKE
Megaton-Lad is sitting on bar stool dog is sitting next to them they have ordered three funnel cakes
Wrong_Way looks over to Megaton with the funnel cakes
<Wrong_Way>: "Woo! Funnel cakes!"
Donnie yawns, kicking off his shoes and slipping his old ones back on
Wrong_Way changes his shoes and heads over to the bar area
<Wrong_Way>: "Honestly, I think Old James should go into the funnel cake business instead of bowling, but he always insists that bowling is more popular."
Megaton-Lad pulls thing of cling wrap out of sack and wraps up the funnel cakes and shoves them down into sack
<Megaton-Lad>: "we still bowling?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Nah, Donnie and I are tired."
<Wrong_Way>: "Still, it was pretty fun."
<Megaton-Lad>: "Alright!"
Megaton-Lad shoulders sack once more and grips dog under arm
<Megaton-Lad>: "What now?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...I don't know really. Do you wanna go around and see town? We're near my folks home."
Megaton-Lad shrugs
<Megaton-Lad>: "Would like to unpack grapes and funnel cakes at new home"
<Megaton-Lad>: "Possibly buy futon"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then."
<Donnie>: You /do/ have a bed, Einstein.
Megaton-Lad cocks head to side
<Donnie>: I can show you where it is, if you want.
Megaton-Lad smiles and nods
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright then. I better leave some cash and let Old James know that we're leaving."
<Wrong_Way>: "That old guy sometimes sleeps here."
<Donnie>: Yeah, alright.
<Wrong_Way>: "OLD JAMES! WE'RE DONE! MONEY'S ON THE COUNTER!"
Wrong_Way puts his bowling shoes on the counter and leaves a hundred
<Wrong_Way>: "KEEP THE CHANGE!"
Donnie retrieves his shoes as well
<Wrong_Way>: "...I wonder if he got powers as well."
Megaton-Lad pulls back on muddy work boots and leaves shoes on counter
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, I think he's as old as grandpa and i think grandpa was like really old..."
<Donnie>: Can you do the honors, Mark?
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh! Right..."
<Wrong_Way>: "I wish me Megaton, his dog and Donnie weren't back at school."
<Wrong_Way>: [I just realized i forgot to bring albert the dog the first time.]
<Megaton-Lad>: [I thought you just said Albert]
<Megaton-Lad>: [So it brought em both]
<Wrong_Way>: [aw well]
<Wrong_Way>: [we'll say he was with us the whole time
<Wrong_Way>: *The three and dog are now in front of the school*
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, I guess we're back."
<Megaton-Lad>: "Very nice!"
Megaton-Lad walks into the school
<Wrong_Way>: "It was fun bowling with you Donnie."
<Donnie>: Our dorm's just around the hall, Einstein. I'll show you your bed.
<Donnie>: And yeah, I had a great time mark.
<Wrong_Way>: "I'll see you around then."
Wrong_Way waves him off and he heads to the cafeteria
Megaton-Lad waves good bye and follows Donnie
Donnie walks over to his dorm and leads megaton-lad inside
<Donnie>: That's you bed, right here.
Donnie pats on an empty bunk
Megaton-Lad sets his sack down on it staring in awe at it
Megaton-Lad gently sets Albert down on a pillow
<Gwydion>: oh he doesnt know about gwyd does he?]
<Megaton-Lad>: [He knows you exist]
<Donnie>: [not yet, you can come in]
HabeusKaiju steps on the bowling alley ]
<Gwydion>: nah man, im saying tell him he has a bowling alley[
<Donnie>: [gwyd has a bowling alley?]
<Gwydion>: fuck my english]
<Gwydion>: a roomate[
<Wrong_Way>: [ahahaha]
<Donnie>: By the way, we have another roommate with us. my friend Gwydion sleeps over there. He's a wizard!
<Megaton-Lad>: "Wizard?"
Megaton-Lad throws open sack and sets down a couple t shirts, a jacket, a pair of overalls, some jeans, several pairs of socks, and some other assorted clothes
<Donnie>: Yup! He doesn't have any normal superpowers, but he can use magic!
Megaton-Lad continues unpacking
<Megaton-Lad>: "I am not knowing what magic is"
<Donnie>: You'll see it when you meet him.
Megaton-Lad shrugs and sets down small bowl on floor and sets a bag of dry dog kibble and spam on the shelf above it
<Donnie>: I think I'm gonna just take a nap.
Donnie slumps over and immediately falls asleep on his bed
Megaton-Lad nods and lays down on the couch and begins snoring