The Argue Crew in Equestria Chapter 33

Thomas
The first step in Thomas' plan was to catch up with the path the dragons were taking on their winter migration. If Thomas was going to capture the Crystal Empire, he needed allies. Both the dragons and Diamond Dogs, two gem-loving races, would be more than enough to take over the empire.
Thomas and his followers took a couple days to get to the dragons' next stop during their migration, although they would have arrived sooner if they didn't have to avoid following the official roads. As they neared their supposed rest area, Thomas instructed the Diamond Dogs to stay behind. It was bad enough that they were non-dragons. He didn't want to have any violence during the confrontation.
The dragon camp was just as the show had portrayed. There were more edgy teens in the camp than there were on /b/. Many of the dragons were doing nothing out of the ordinary, many of them simply sparring. However, Thomas noticed a small crowd of dragons near the back of the camp, circled around something that was out of his line of sight.
A lanky dragon stopped Thomas as he entered the camp. "Woah, there. This is dragon territory. Get your flank out of here before I light you on fire." The dragon remarked, trying to act tough. Thomas scoffed as he stepped up to the dragon. "That's no way to treat somepony that's here to feed you." He said to the dragon. The dragon scowled, not sure if he was being smart with him or not. "What are you talking about, horse?" The dragon replied. "Well, I have a plan that will benefit both your group and me if you're willing to listen." Thomas said, smiling. "If you get your little crew together, I'll tell you."  After thinking it through, the dragon went with Thomas' plan. "Fine, but if you're all talk, you'll be balls-deep into some trouble."
After the dragons gathered around, Thomas explained his plan to them. After their days of traveling, Thomas had finalized their schedule. "Thank you for stopping your circlejerk to listen to me. Now, for those who are unaware, there's a city made out of crystals far from us as we speak. I plan on taking it over as my own, and I know how much you dragons love gems. With the combined forces of your camp and my army of Diamond Dogs, the ponies who inhabit the city won't stand a chance!" He shouted with confidence. "With my brains and your strength, we'll be unstoppable! Any questions?"
"I've got one!" Someone shouted from the back. Parting the crowd of teenage dragons stood Reed. "Why are you such a faggot?" Reed asked. Thomas was shocked to find Reed here, and especially in such a state. Reed had dried-up cum covering many parts of his mane and his face.
"Reed? What the hell are you doing here?" Thomas asked him. Reed chuckled. "Well, it's a long story." He began. "I was with Christian a while ago. Got bored really quick. I left him alone and decided to go off and do my own thing. After a night of drinking, I stumbled upon this group of dragons. They were going to kill me, actually, but I managed to strike a deal with them. In return for shelter and safety, I get to be their cocksock during their trip. Not that it's a bad thing for me, anyways. They're so much better than any dragon dildos you'd find back home."
Thomas laughed. "Fuckin' queer." He said. The lanky dragon cleared his throat, interrupting their conversation. "I know you guys are sucking each other's cocks and all, but we've came up with a decision." He told Thomas. "We'll help out if you give us half of the empire."
Thomas frowned at the offer. He couldn't do that at all! "Of course." He lied. The dragons cheered, warming up to Thomas. As he put a smile on his face, Thomas blocked everyone out, planning his betrayal of the dragons.