You are Steve from Minecraft, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have
 a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil
 dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You
 set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the
 forest you see a large black dragon flying overhead. He looks down upon you
 as he flies.

"Hello there". The dragon says
> mine dragon with pickaxe

The dragon picks his pickaxe up and begins to dig a hole.

> bury dragon in the hole

You bury the dragon in the hole.
> punch tree

You punch the tree, which makes it fall down.
> build log cabin

You make a log cabin out of wood you found on the ground. It is not very big,
 but it will do for now
> go hunting

You go hunting.
> go to log cabin and sleep

You wake up and find that the sun has risen and the moon has set. The sky is
 still dark, so you decide to stay inside your cabin until morning.
> make breakfast

You make breakfast, and eat it. Then you think about how you should get back
 to your cabin.
> pray to Jesus

You pray to Jesus. He says that he wants you to go hunt some more deer.
> hunt deer

You hunt deer.
> go to cabin and eat deer

You go to your cabin and eat deer meat. You feel full after eating it.
> punch trees

You punch the trees again, making them fall down.
> make a truck out of wood

You make a truck out of wood.
> drive truck

You drive the truck around the forest. You stop at the next roadblock.
> drive through roadblock

You drive through the roadblock.
> drive to New York City

You drive to New York City.
> look around city

You look around the city. You see people playing cards, dice, and other games.
 You also see people walking around naked.
> play cards

You play cards.
> get drunk

You get drunk.
> drink more

You drink more.
> drink bone hurting juice

You drink bone-hurting juice.
> do my bones hurt though?

You do your bones hurt though.
> leave city

You leave the city.
> find orcs to bully

You find orcs to bully.
> remove arms and legs

You remove the arms and legs of a man who was beaten by an orc.
> kill orcs with arms and legs

You kill orcs with arms and legs.
> rebuild orcs

You rebuild orcs.
> destroy the ego

You destroy the ego.
> ascend

You ascend.
> detonate nuclear bomb

You detonate a nuclear bomb.
> detach my head

You detach your head.
> crush head

You crush the head of a man.
> crush my own head

You crush your own head.
> why

You why.
> kill self

You kill yourself.
> why am I still alive?

You why are you still alive?
> jump into the sun

You jump into the sun.
> heck

You ****.