Bar Fight 1.5

#  Copyright 2013 SuperHitler Von McStalinPants Esquire

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#Bar Fight v1.5

ver = 1.5

#This is awful but has potential. But I don't care because I'm done with it.
#I did some weird stuff in this I'm not sure why. I don't care though.

import time
import sys
import os
import subprocess
import platform
import copy
from random import randint

#---VARIABLES---#

hp1 = 300
hp2 = 300
mp1 = 100
mp2 = 100
inv1 = ["dig", "sword"]
inv2 = ["dig", "sword", "steak"]
status1 = []
status2 = []
hp = [hp1, hp2]
mp = [mp1, mp2]
inv = [inv1, inv2]
status = [status1, status2]
player1 = 0
player2 = 1

players = [] #Add the names of all the AI players here and pass their names to the checkuse function.
ename = "Drugbot"
AIEXPHP = copy.copy(hp[1])
togglespeech = 1

GREETING = "Welcome to Bar Fight %s. After 9 days in development, \n\
hopefully it will have been worth the wait.\n\
Use the command \"help\" for a list of commands." % ver
HISTORY = []
HELP = [
"\"use itemname\": Use an item in your inventory.",
"\"status\": Display the current state of the game.",
"\"inventory\": Display your inventory.",
"\"history\": Display the console history.",
"\"info itemname\": Display information about any item in the game.",
"\"ts\": Toggle the annoying speech synthesis.",
"\"quit\": Quit the game."
]

#---UTILITY FUNCTIONS---#

def clear():
    subprocess.Popen("cls" if platform.system() == "Windows" else "clear", shell=True).wait()

def hist(x='nil', y=HISTORY, z="TERMINAL HISTORY:"):
    if not x == 'nil':
        y.append(x)
    else:
        print z
        for a in y:
            time.sleep(0.08)
            print "--" + a
        niceprt("Press ENTER to continue. Screen will be cleared.", 0, 0, 1, 0.03)
        clear()

def speak(x):
    subprocess.Popen("espeak \"%s\"" % x, stderr=subprocess.PIPE, shell=True)

def niceprt(x, inp=1, clr=1, log=0, sleeptime=0.05, opt='CONTINUE->'):
    if togglespeech == 1:
        speak(x)
    for a in x:
        sys.stdout.write( '%s' % a )
        sys.stdout.flush()
        time.sleep(sleeptime)
    print " "
    if inp == 0:
        raw_input(opt)
    if log == 0:
        hist(x)
    if clr == 0:
        clear()

def findi(f, seq):
    for item in seq:
        if f == item:
            return item

def leave():
    niceprt("Do you really want to quit?", 1, 1, 1)
    if raw_input("y/N? ").lower() == "y":
        niceprt("It was fun having you!", 0, 1, 0, 0.04, 'Goodbye...')
        quit()
    else:
        niceprt("The fun never ends!", 1, 1, 1)
        term()

def confuzzled_prompt(x):
    a = [
    "I'm not sure what \'%s\' means!",
    "I'm sorry, but \'%s\' confuzzles me.",
    "404: \'%s\' not found.",
    "There is no \'%s\' here, only Gankutsuou.",
    "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do \'%s\'.",
    "I'm not sure why you would think there would be a \'%s\' command.",
    "AH! You think you're doing some damage!? 2 plus 2 equals \'%s\'.",
    "This is my original character \'%s\', do not steal.",
    "What is the DEAL with \'%s\'!?",
    "If it don't make \'%s\', it don't make cents.",
    "That wasn't very \'%s\' of you.",
    "I told you about the \'%s\' dog, I warned you.",
    "I can do no \'%s\', for I do not know what it is...",
    "You told me you would take me to our \'%s\' place, but you never did...",
    "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a \'%s\'.",
    "Does a set of all sets contain \'%s\'?",
    "Omg \'%s\' is so moe!"
    ]
    b = [
    "No input detected.",
    "Input missing.",
    "I cannot process your request without input.",
    "I need input, first.",
    "I can't do anything without input.",
    "Please provide input.",
    "Error: Input not detected.",
    "No input discovered.",
    "That is too little input for processing."
    ]
    if len(x) == x.count(" "):
        niceprt(b[randint(0, len(b) - 1)], 1, 1, 1, 0.03)
    else:
        niceprt(a[randint(0, len(a) - 1)] % x, 1, 1, 0, 0.03)
    term()

def term():
    a = raw_input("PROMPT-> ").lower()
    if a == "history":
        clear()
        hist()
        term()
    elif a == "help":
        clear()
        hist('nil', HELP, "HELP SCREEN/COMMANDS")
        term()
    elif a == "status":
        clear()
        niceprt("GAME STATUS:")
        print("-- Drugbot has %s HP" % hp[1])
        print("-- You have %s HP" % hp[0])
        print("-- Drugbot has %s MP" % mp[1])
        print("-- You have %s MP" % mp[0])
        print("-- Your Items: %s" % inv[0])
        niceprt("Press ENTER to continue.", 0, 0)
        term()
    elif a == "quit":
        leave()
    elif a == "ts":
        global togglespeech
        if togglespeech == 0:
            togglespeech = 1
        else: togglespeech = 0
        niceprt("Speech synthesis toggled.", 1, 1, 0, 0.01)
        term()
    elif a == "inventory":
        niceprt("Your current inventory: ", 1, 1, 1)
        for name in inv[0]:
            print("-- {!s}".format(name.title()))
        term()
    elif a[:3] == "say":
        niceprt(a.upper()[4:])
        term()
    elif a[:3] == "use":
        checkuse(a[4:], player1)
    elif a[:4] == "info":
        if a[5:] in iteminfo:
            niceprt(iteminfo[a[5:]])
        else: niceprt("No such item in vocabulary.")
        term()
    elif a == "pass":
        pass
    elif a == "sodoku":
        hp[0] = 0
    else:
        confuzzled_prompt(a)

def announceuse(x, player):
    niceprt("{!s} used {!s}.".format("You" if player is player1 else ename, x.title()))

def otherplayer(player):
    if player is 1:
        return 0
    elif player is 0:
        return 1

def statcheck(stat, targ, prt='nil'):
    if stat < targ:
        if prt is not 'nil':
            niceprt(prt)
        return 1
    else: return 0

def miss(player, ext1, ext2):
    MISS = randint(0, ext1)
    if player == 0:
        if MISS < ext2:
            niceprt("But you missed.")
            return 1
    else:
        if MISS < ext2:
            niceprt("But he missed.")
            return 1

#---ITEMS---#

#Yes, I know this looks redundant. Yes, I know exactly what kind of functions I could write
#to make this less redundant. No, I don't care. This is fine IMO. And hard-coding all this
#gives me a little more freedom to make each item do specific things.

def rawitem(player):
    name = "rawitem"
    announceuse(name, player)
    hp[otherplayer(player)] -= 50
    inv[player].remove(name)
    niceprt("{!s} lost 50 HP.".format(ename if player is player1 else "You"))

def sword(player):
    name = "sword"
    rand = randint(20, 40)
    announceuse(name, player)
    if miss(player, 10, 4) == 1:
        pass
    else:
        hp[otherplayer(player)] -= rand
        niceprt("{!s} lost {!s} HP.".format(ename if player is player1 else "You", rand))

def katana(player):
    name = "katana"
    rand = randint(30, 50)
    announceuse(name, player)
    if miss(player, 10, 2) == 1:
        pass
    else:
        hp[otherplayer(player)] -= rand
        niceprt("{!s} lost {!s} HP.".format(ename if player is player1 else "You", rand))

def magicdart(player):
    if player == 1 and statcheck(mp[1], 20) == 1:
        drugbot()
        pass
    elif player == 0 and statcheck(mp[0], 20, "You don't have enough MP") == 1:
        pass
    else:
        name = "magic dart"
        rand = randint(40, 70)
        announceuse(name, player)
        if miss(player, 20, 10) == 1:
            pass
        else:
            hp[otherplayer(player)] -= rand
            niceprt("{!s} lost {!s} HP.".format(ename if player is player1 else "You", rand))
        mp[player] -= 20
        inv[player].remove(name)
        niceprt("{!s} lost {!s} MP.".format("You" if player is player1 else ename, 20))

def steak(player):
    name = "steak"
    announceuse(name, player)
    hp[player] += 20
    inv[player].remove(name)
    niceprt("{!s} gained 20 HP.".format("You" if player is player1 else ename))

def pocky(player):
    name = "pocky"
    announceuse(name, player)
    hp[player] += 10
    inv[player].remove(name)
    niceprt("{!s} gained 10 HP.".format("You" if player is player1 else ename))

def manapot(player):
    name = "mana pot"
    announceuse(name, player)
    mp[player] += 50
    inv[player].remove(name)
    niceprt("{!s} gained 50 MP.".format("You" if player is player1 else ename))

def dig(player):
    name = "dig"
    il = ["rawitem", "magic dart", "steak", "katana", "pocky", "mana pot"] #Add items to this list if you want the player to get them with "dig".
    infitems = ["katana"] #Put items with infinite uses here, so they don't clog the inventory by staying there forever.
    rand1 = randint(0, 20)
    rand2 = il[randint(0, len(il) - 1)]
    announceuse(name, player)
    if rand1 < 5:
        niceprt("{!s} didn't find anything, though.".format("You" if player is player1 else ename))
    else:
        niceprt("{!s} found a {!s}".format("You" if player is player1 else ename, rand2.title()))
        if rand2 == findi(rand2, infitems) and findi(rand2, inv[player]):
            niceprt("But it's not nessisary for {!s} to have more than one.".format("You" if player is player1 else ename))
        else:
            inv[player].append(rand2)

#Not items but item-specific stuff.

def checkuse(x, player):
    if findi(x, inv[player]):
        use(x, player)
    else:
        if player == player1:
            niceprt("You don't have that item.")
            term()
        else: niceprt("ERROR: AI tried to use item it doesn't have.")

def use(x, player):
    itemlist[x](player)

itemlist = { #shit, it's better than elif elif elif. This is what I call "variety".
"dig":dig,
"sword":sword,
"rawitem":rawitem,
"magic dart":magicdart,
"steak":steak,
"pocky":pocky,
"katana":katana,
"mana pot":manapot
}

iteminfo = {
"dig":"If you're low on items, dig around for some more. Infinite uses.",
"sword":"Deal 20 to 40 HP to that land lubber. Infinite uses.",
"rawitem":"Genuine item, raw. Deals 50 HP.",
"magic dart":"If you're willing to give up 20 MP, deals 40 to 70 HP.",
"steak":"Steak made of real artificial chicken. Heals 20 HP.",
"pocky":"Raw sewage commonly consumed by beached whales. Heals 10 HP.",
"katana":"Deals 30 to 50 HP. Contradicting real life, it never breaks.",
"mana pot":"Gives 50 MP. That's it."
}

#---DRUGBOT HIMSELF---#

def filteritems(lst, x=0):
    tempinv = []
    for it1 in inv[1]:
        if it1 == findi(it1, lst):
            tempinv.append(it1)
    return tempinv

def robotattack(): #I appear today to announce my retirement.
    atkitems = ["magic dart", "rawitem", "sword", "katana", "mana pot"]
    tempinv = filteritems(atkitems)
    randinv = tempinv[randint(0, len(tempinv) - 1)]
    if tempinv == []:
        checkuse("dig", player2)
    elif randint(0, 20) >= 16:
        checkuse("dig", player2)
    else:
        checkuse(randinv, player2)

def drugbot():
    weed = ["steak", "pocky"]
    tempinv = filteritems(weed)
    if tempinv == []:
        if randint(0, 50) <= 20:
            checkuse("dig", player2)
        else:
            robotattack()
    else:
        randinv = tempinv[randint(0, len(tempinv) - 1)]
        if hp[1] <= AIEXPHP/2:
            if randint(0, 30) <= 10:
                robotattack()
            else:
                checkuse(randinv, player2)
        elif hp[1] <= AIEXPHP/3:
            checkuse(randinv, player2)
        else:
            robotattack()
    mainloop()

#---GAME LOGIC---#

def this_will_be_the_sixth_time_we_have_destroyed_it_and_we_have_become_exceedingly_efficient_at_it():
    global HISTORY
    hp[0] = 500
    hp[1] = 500
    mp[0] = 100
    mp[1] = 100
    inv[0] = ["dig", "sword"]
    inv[1] = ["dig", "sword", "steak"]
    status[0] = []
    status[1] = []
    HISTORY=[]
    clear()
    niceprt("New game initiated.")
    mainloop()

def playagain():
    niceprt("Would you like to play again?", 1, 1, 1)
    a = raw_input("y/n? ->").lower()
    if a == "y":
        this_will_be_the_sixth_time_we_have_destroyed_it_and_we_have_become_exceedingly_efficient_at_it()
    elif a == "n":
        niceprt("That was a great game. Goodbye.", 0)
        quit()
    else:
        niceprt("I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that.", 1, 1, 1)
        playagain()

def deathcheck():
    if hp[0] <= 0:
        niceprt("You have lost.")
        playagain()
    elif hp[1] <= 0:
        niceprt("You have won!")
        playagain()

def mainloop():
    deathcheck()
    term()
    deathcheck()
    drugbot()

niceprt(GREETING)
mainloop()